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		"I'm a WICKED nice guy," reads the Facebook bio of a guy who just murdered his online date (dailydot.com)		33
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imtheonlylp		2012-12-03 03:06:52 PM

8 votes:

DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

GBB		2012-12-03 03:37:54 PM

5 votes:

I guess they can add "Murdered online date" and "Committed Suicide" to his Timeline.

Begoggle		2012-12-03 04:44:54 PM

4 votes:

Never meet anyone from "the internet" - they are all liars.
Rather, meet people in person in a social setting, such as a bar, club, or party.
That way you can be sure the person is nothing but honest and forthright with you.

amp82deuce		2012-12-03 03:38:14 PM

3 votes:

Roy: "'Shut up! Do what I tell you! I'm not interested!' These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!"
Moss: That's good.
Roy: What's yours?
Moss: Mine doesn't look any good now.
Roy: Go on.
Moss: "I'm going to murder you! You bloody woman!"
Roy: You might want to play a bit hard to get.

Zombie DJ		2012-12-03 02:36:05 PM

3 votes:

OK:

1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Bungles		2012-12-03 06:16:45 PM

2 votes:

"Murderer John Yates was convicted today, even though he had over 40 "Funny" and 60 "Smart" comments on Fark. He was also only on three ignore lists, his lawyer said."

MayoSlather		2012-12-03 04:40:33 PM

2 votes:

The way the article was written I get this image of some 75yr old retired woman in middle American reading it whilst knitting a scarf for her grand daughter and thinking "OH MY he's obviously not a god fearing man. What woman would date a man that would say such awful things?"

Joe Blowme		2012-12-03 04:10:17 PM

2 votes:

Hey, maybe he played football and we can blame it on concussions then make him out to be the victim

unpainted huffhines		2012-12-03 03:56:30 PM

2 votes:

imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

Next question.

thisiszombocom		2012-12-03 03:44:33 PM

2 votes:

Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!

www.spaceg.com

SuperNinjaToad		2012-12-03 03:27:22 PM

2 votes:

imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

[picker setMinimumDate: [NSDate date]];

Schroedinger's Glory Hole		2012-12-03 06:34:50 PM

1 votes:

I second the anti-"self described nice guys" sentiment. Mark ass tricks, all of them.

MrHappyRotter		2012-12-03 06:20:18 PM

1 votes:

His profile reads like the opposite of those image macros that start out looking like hideously racist / stereotypical statement at the top, but then is followed up at the bottom with a sentence that changes the context entirely to something positive.

I enjoy spending time outdoors

Image of Steve

disposing of my victim's body.

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2012-12-03 05:38:44 PM

1 votes:

So now we're expected to assess people's emotional/psychological stability by the stupid/boring/odd shiat they put on their Facebook page?

I'm gonna go ahead and save time by assuming that most people are stupid and boring, without going to the effort of reading their nonsensical ramblings on Facebook.

SirEattonHogg		2012-12-03 05:36:28 PM

1 votes:

Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time). I love movies, stand-up comedians, all kinds of good stuff... I like things that are cool and people that are cool. You'd like me, hell, everyone else does! (Hah. yeah right)

I don't want to make fun of the dead but this woman must had pretty bad judgment when it came to men. The above description hardly translates into an intelligent and attractive guy. It translates into "I'm an immature anti-social person who likes to get into fights and will commit crimes so long as I can get away with it." And the use of "I like things that are cool and people that are cool" is something a high schooler would write.

Hmm... I'll have to use that last line on "liking cool things and cool people" into my corporate bio background or resume.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-12-03 05:30:14 PM

1 votes:

you can't put anything on the internet that isn't true
2.bp.blogspot.com

boyvoyeur		2012-12-03 04:50:36 PM

1 votes:

Zombie DJ: OK:

1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

I just knew those turtles were bad news.

ciberido		2012-12-03 04:34:43 PM

1 votes:

Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.

Ebenator		2012-12-03 04:18:24 PM

1 votes:

Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

Similarly, anyone who claims to be intellectual is usually dumber than rocks.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-12-03 03:55:50 PM

1 votes:

thisiszombocom: Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!

[www.spaceg.com image 593x479]

limp bisquick
farm4.static.flickr.com

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-12-03 03:42:36 PM

1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

[picker setMinimumDate: [NSDate date]];

DateTime dt = new DateTime("666");

Bacontastesgood		2012-12-03 03:40:45 PM

1 votes:

LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!

UsikFark		2012-12-03 03:40:35 PM

1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

Nana's Vibrator		2012-12-03 03:40:01 PM

1 votes:

Let me 'splain:
1. I thought 'wicked' was only used around here (Boston)

2. Having 900 Facebook friends is desperate narcissism

3. He killed her because they were going to have sex and he found her penis.

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-12-03 03:39:41 PM

1 votes:

imtheonlylp

DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

del *.jpg

rm *.jpg

occamswrist		2012-12-03 03:32:12 PM

1 votes:

Not all "Steves" are like this. Don't go all being judgemental.

LeroyBourne		2012-12-03 03:28:47 PM

1 votes:

Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

MBooda		2012-12-03 03:22:50 PM

1 votes:

Mega Steve		2012-12-03 03:11:09 PM

1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL

SkylineRecords		2012-12-03 03:10:41 PM

1 votes:

vartian: Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?

Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.

Did they REALLY attempt to answer the very question they posed?? We'll find out, at 11:00.

rushthatspeaks		2012-12-03 03:08:27 PM

1 votes:

45 and 30? Trashy.

Ed Finnerty		2012-12-03 02:31:55 PM

1 votes:

FTFA:"Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude."

Ayup.

Relatively Obscure		2012-12-03 02:03:56 PM

1 votes:

Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends
[...]
If police had taken Fabi's Facebook activity literally, would Leigh Swanson still be alive?

Really, journalism? Really?

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