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(Daily Dot)   "I'm a WICKED nice guy," reads the Facebook bio of a guy who just murdered his online date   (dailydot.com) divider line 33
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2012-12-03 03:06:52 PM
8 votes:
DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?
GBB
2012-12-03 03:37:54 PM
5 votes:
I guess they can add "Murdered online date" and "Committed Suicide" to his Timeline.
2012-12-03 04:44:54 PM
4 votes:
Never meet anyone from "the internet" - they are all liars.
Rather, meet people in person in a social setting, such as a bar, club, or party.
That way you can be sure the person is nothing but honest and forthright with you.
2012-12-03 03:38:14 PM
3 votes:
Roy: "'Shut up! Do what I tell you! I'm not interested!' These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!"
Moss: That's good.
Roy: What's yours?
Moss: Mine doesn't look any good now.
Roy: Go on.
Moss: "I'm going to murder you! You bloody woman!"
Roy: You might want to play a bit hard to get.
2012-12-03 02:36:05 PM
3 votes:
OK:

1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.
2012-12-03 06:16:45 PM
2 votes:
"Murderer John Yates was convicted today, even though he had over 40 "Funny" and 60 "Smart" comments on Fark. He was also only on three ignore lists, his lawyer said."
2012-12-03 04:40:33 PM
2 votes:
The way the article was written I get this image of some 75yr old retired woman in middle American reading it whilst knitting a scarf for her grand daughter and thinking "OH MY he's obviously not a god fearing man. What woman would date a man that would say such awful things?"
2012-12-03 04:10:17 PM
2 votes:
Hey, maybe he played football and we can blame it on concussions then make him out to be the victim
2012-12-03 03:56:30 PM
2 votes:
imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

www.fiftythree.org


Next question.
2012-12-03 03:44:33 PM
2 votes:

Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!


www.spaceg.com
2012-12-03 03:27:22 PM
2 votes:

imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


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2012-12-03 06:34:50 PM
1 votes:
I second the anti-"self described nice guys" sentiment. Mark ass tricks, all of them.
2012-12-03 06:20:18 PM
1 votes:
His profile reads like the opposite of those image macros that start out looking like hideously racist / stereotypical statement at the top, but then is followed up at the bottom with a sentence that changes the context entirely to something positive.

I enjoy spending time outdoors

Image of Steve



disposing of my victim's body.
2012-12-03 05:38:44 PM
1 votes:
So now we're expected to assess people's emotional/psychological stability by the stupid/boring/odd shiat they put on their Facebook page?

I'm gonna go ahead and save time by assuming that most people are stupid and boring, without going to the effort of reading their nonsensical ramblings on Facebook.
2012-12-03 05:36:28 PM
1 votes:
Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time). I love movies, stand-up comedians, all kinds of good stuff... I like things that are cool and people that are cool. You'd like me, hell, everyone else does! (Hah. yeah right)



I don't want to make fun of the dead but this woman must had pretty bad judgment when it came to men. The above description hardly translates into an intelligent and attractive guy. It translates into "I'm an immature anti-social person who likes to get into fights and will commit crimes so long as I can get away with it." And the use of "I like things that are cool and people that are cool" is something a high schooler would write.

Hmm... I'll have to use that last line on "liking cool things and cool people" into my corporate bio background or resume.
2012-12-03 05:30:14 PM
1 votes:
you can't put anything on the internet that isn't true
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-03 04:50:36 PM
1 votes:

Zombie DJ: OK:

1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


I just knew those turtles were bad news.
2012-12-03 04:34:43 PM
1 votes:

Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.


To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.
2012-12-03 04:18:24 PM
1 votes:

Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.


Similarly, anyone who claims to be intellectual is usually dumber than rocks.
2012-12-03 03:55:50 PM
1 votes:

thisiszombocom: Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!

[www.spaceg.com image 593x479]


limp bisquick
farm4.static.flickr.com
2012-12-03 03:42:36 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

[picker setMinimumDate: [NSDate date]];


DateTime dt = new DateTime("666");
2012-12-03 03:40:45 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.


Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!
2012-12-03 03:40:35 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.
2012-12-03 03:40:01 PM
1 votes:
Let me 'splain:
1. I thought 'wicked' was only used around here (Boston)

2. Having 900 Facebook friends is desperate narcissism

3. He killed her because they were going to have sex and he found her penis.
2012-12-03 03:39:41 PM
1 votes:

imtheonlylp


DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


del *.jpg


rm *.jpg
2012-12-03 03:32:12 PM
1 votes:
Not all "Steves" are like this. Don't go all being judgemental.
2012-12-03 03:28:47 PM
1 votes:
Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.
2012-12-03 03:22:50 PM
1 votes:
?
www.kentuckycenter.org
2012-12-03 03:11:09 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL
2012-12-03 03:10:41 PM
1 votes:

vartian: Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?

Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.


Did they REALLY attempt to answer the very question they posed?? We'll find out, at 11:00.
2012-12-03 03:08:27 PM
1 votes:
45 and 30? Trashy.
2012-12-03 02:31:55 PM
1 votes:
FTFA:"Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude."

Ayup.
2012-12-03 02:03:56 PM
1 votes:
Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends
[...]
If police had taken Fabi's Facebook activity literally, would Leigh Swanson still be alive?

Really, journalism? Really?
 
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