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(Daily Dot)   "I'm a WICKED nice guy," reads the Facebook bio of a guy who just murdered his online date   (dailydot.com) divider line 174
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2012-12-03 03:47:02 PM
I get the feeling his Facebook profile wasn't really his worst attribute...
 
2012-12-03 03:47:41 PM
i.imgur.com

Home is where the homicide is.
 
2012-12-03 03:49:12 PM
I bet he only got the date because he hid his creepiness. Nice going Blake Eastman.
 
2012-12-03 03:51:37 PM
Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.
 
2012-12-03 03:52:36 PM

Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!


But will you skin his ass raw? Because I think that might be the tipping point.
 
2012-12-03 03:55:01 PM

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.


If we factor that in the case and the headline read: Frequenter of Fark.com Goes on Murderous Rampage, it would become a matter of but-of-course.

/party lifestyle... snert.
 
2012-12-03 03:55:50 PM

thisiszombocom: Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!

[www.spaceg.com image 593x479]


limp bisquick
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-03 03:56:30 PM
imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

www.fiftythree.org


Next question.
 
2012-12-03 03:58:59 PM

imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


Use the "Internet cable" as a garrotte
 
2012-12-03 03:59:10 PM

Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.


Do you mean if they self-describe as nice spontaneously, or in answer to a yes-or-no question? Because if you ask somebody "Are you nice?" the vast majority of people will say yes, simply because the alternative would imply that they are mean or cruel.
 
2012-12-03 04:00:02 PM

occamswrist: Not all "Steves" are like this. Don't go all being judgemental.


THIS. I'm crazy, but not in a dangerous way

/Love me?
//LOVE ME!!!
 
2012-12-03 04:00:14 PM
Old and busted: He seemed like such a nice guy, said neighbors.
New hottness: He had over XXX facebook friends.
 
2012-12-03 04:00:24 PM

CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

If we factor that in the case and the headline read: Frequenter of Fark.com Goes on Murderous Rampage, it would become a matter of but-of-course.

/party lifestyle... snert.


It would be best to become a notorious AW first and really build up popularity among the disreputable.
 
2012-12-03 04:06:32 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

Do you mean if they self-describe as nice spontaneously, or in answer to a yes-or-no question? Because if you ask somebody "Are you nice?" the vast majority of people will say yes, simply because the alternative would imply that they are mean or cruel.


As in when asked to describe themselves, they say "I'm a nice guy."

Or that's the first thing in their "about me."

I've done a bit of internet dating in my day, and anyone who uses that phrase seems to have some really serious issues - like blaming the entire female sex on their personal dating failures.
 
2012-12-03 04:06:40 PM

Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!


I knew it wasn't spelled right, I didn't feel it necessary to waste valuable seconds looking up the correct spelling.
/chill out and shove that cookie up your arse up your arse!!!
 
2012-12-03 04:08:27 PM
www.social-searcher.com
 
2012-12-03 04:09:23 PM

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

If we factor that in the case and the headline read: Frequenter of Fark.com Goes on Murderous Rampage, it would become a matter of but-of-course.

/party lifestyle... snert.

It would be best to become a notorious AW first and really build up popularity among the disreputable.


I for one, have found the lack around here rather pleasant and am not eagerly awaiting a newly-grown head to fill the missing niche.
 
2012-12-03 04:10:10 PM
Perhaps it's too obvious to mention on a site as sophisticated as Fark, but I continue to find these types of statements infuriating:

FTA: "While other questions-like why it took police a full seven days after Swanson went missing to try talking to Fabi in person-could be asked about the case, news reports thus far have focused on the fact that...."
 
2012-12-03 04:10:17 PM
Hey, maybe he played football and we can blame it on concussions then make him out to be the victim
 
2012-12-03 04:12:14 PM

Joe Blowme: Hey, maybe he played football and we can blame it on concussions then make him out to be the victim


Oh, I'm fairly certain that at least his family has already started this. It is par for the course, don'chaknow?
 
2012-12-03 04:15:06 PM
And you Farkers are always complaining that "nice guys" can never get a date...
 
2012-12-03 04:16:44 PM

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.


stop taking the 'Am I a Homicidal/Suicidal Maniac?' quizzes
 
2012-12-03 04:18:24 PM

Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.


Similarly, anyone who claims to be intellectual is usually dumber than rocks.
 
2012-12-03 04:18:33 PM

CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

If we factor that in the case and the headline read: Frequenter of Fark.com Goes on Murderous Rampage, it would become a matter of but-of-course.

/party lifestyle... snert.

It would be best to become a notorious AW first and really build up popularity among the disreputable.

I for one, have found the lack around here rather pleasant and am not eagerly awaiting a newly-grown head to fill the missing niche.


They never stick around.
 
2012-12-03 04:23:31 PM

Ebenator: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

Similarly, anyone who claims to be intellectual is usually dumber than rocks.


That explains the FARK gravel pit
 
2012-12-03 04:23:54 PM

Ebenator: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

Similarly, anyone who claims to be intellectual is usually dumber than rocks.


Agrees.
images.wolfgangsvault.com
 
2012-12-03 04:28:25 PM
As an actual journalist, I object to any reference to someone who writes for The Daily Dot as a "journalist."
 
2012-12-03 04:31:19 PM
Whatever the Daily Dot is, I won't be going there ever again. That article was like one long concern troll screech.

But while I'm here - a man who wears his baseball cap backwards and writes things like this:

Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time). I love movies, stand-up comedians, all kinds of good stuff... I like things that are cool and people that are cool. You'd like me, hell, everyone else does! (Hah. yeah right)

was dating. Meaning there are women out there desperate enough to go for that. Well, that's what poor judgment gets you. If you're lucky, you just realize he's a stunted man-child and possibly retarded after the first date. If you're unlucky, you end up dead.
 
2012-12-03 04:34:43 PM

Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.


To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.
 
2012-12-03 04:40:33 PM
The way the article was written I get this image of some 75yr old retired woman in middle American reading it whilst knitting a scarf for her grand daughter and thinking "OH MY he's obviously not a god fearing man. What woman would date a man that would say such awful things?"
 
2012-12-03 04:44:52 PM
He said he's a wicked nice guy to most people.
 
2012-12-03 04:44:54 PM
Never meet anyone from "the internet" - they are all liars.
Rather, meet people in person in a social setting, such as a bar, club, or party.
That way you can be sure the person is nothing but honest and forthright with you.
 
2012-12-03 04:44:58 PM

CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

If we factor that in the case and the headline read: Frequenter of Fark.com Goes on Murderous Rampage, it would become a matter of but-of-course.

/party lifestyle... snert.

It would be best to become a notorious AW first and really build up popularity among the disreputable.

I for one, have found the lack around here rather pleasant and am not eagerly awaiting a newly-grown head to fill the missing niche.


*sigh* You're no fun.
 
2012-12-03 04:46:39 PM

swahnhennessy: Meaning there are women out there desperate enough to go for that. Well, that's what poor judgment gets you. If you're lucky, you just realize he's a stunted man-child and possibly retarded after the first date. If you're unlucky, you end up dead.


The desperation stems from the overwhelming number of loser men.

At my work there's a guy in his 20's with a beard about a foot long, real scrawny, dark clothes, etc. He looks like a ZZ Top wannabe. I think women are desperate because most guys (myself excluded of course) are losers who don't take care of themselves.
 
2012-12-03 04:47:45 PM

Shaggy0717: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

stop taking the 'Am I a Homicidal/Suicidal Maniac?' quizzes


I didn't realize account creation was a quiz.
 
2012-12-03 04:50:20 PM

UsikFark: Shaggy0717: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

stop taking the 'Am I a Homicidal/Suicidal Maniac?' quizzes

I didn't realize account creation was a quiz.


Yeah, if the answer is "yes" you get a dark account.
 
2012-12-03 04:50:36 PM

Zombie DJ: OK:

1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


I just knew those turtles were bad news.
 
2012-12-03 04:51:39 PM

occamswrist: swahnhennessy: Meaning there are women out there desperate enough to go for that. Well, that's what poor judgment gets you. If you're lucky, you just realize he's a stunted man-child and possibly retarded after the first date. If you're unlucky, you end up dead.

The desperation stems from the overwhelming number of loser men.

At my work there's a guy in his 20's with a beard about a foot long, real scrawny, dark clothes, etc. He looks like a ZZ Top wannabe. I think women are desperate because most guys (myself excluded of course) are losers who don't take care of themselves.


Hey, don't sell yourself short.
 
2012-12-03 04:51:56 PM

ciberido: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.


Way to miss the point. Or to prove it.

Girls like GENUINELY nice guys just fine. It's the ones who pull the "OMG I'm a nice guy why don't girls like me" that always have major personal issues that make them undateable. You're not a nice guy just because you say you are. And guys who can only describe themselves as "nice" generally have nothing to offer except a weird expectation that they're entitled to a date for existing.
 
2012-12-03 04:58:29 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


There's no way to win, especially with journalists who are all wannabe CSIs in their spare time. One guy is suspicious because he had "900 Facebook friends, clearly he is psychopathic and spends too much time online!" The next one will have three Facebook buds, and will "obviously be a suspicious loner who couldn't even connect via the anonymity of the Internet."

These guys know nothing; and even the experts are guessing half the time.
 
2012-12-03 05:01:37 PM
Depressed Canadian woman loses health benefits because of Facebook photos showing her having fun.

This is why you should have NO Facebook friends.
 
2012-12-03 05:02:06 PM
http://www.laddertheory.com/foundations.htm
 
2012-12-03 05:02:28 PM
 
2012-12-03 05:04:10 PM

imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


kill -9 Date

Aisle seat, non smoking...I'll smoke when I get to hell...
 
2012-12-03 05:04:12 PM

Duck_of_Doom: AposNot to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

Exactly. His stuff, as posted in the article, comes across as hyperbolic nonsense, with maybe a fascination on things of a dark nature. Doesn't necessarily mean he's a psycho waiting to rampage. Haven't people learned that things posted on the internet aren't necessarily true?

Sounds like he freaked out when the girl's parents called, and did himself in. Shame, because if he did kill her, it would have been nice to lock him in jail. Or, find out what happened to her, even if it was accidental. Now the family has little closure and no recourse.


Um, no. This is the best outcome given he killed the woman:

1. He is off the streets
2. No lengthy, costly trial.
3. No lengthy, costly imprisionment.
4. No chance at parole.

Given the fact that he killed himself in the wake of the woman going missing, I'm gonna venture a guess he was involved somehow. The family knows the woman is dead. They can bury her with respect, instead of holding out hope someday she will break free from her captures and come walking through the door.
 
2012-12-03 05:06:05 PM
Even I, someone with a 9 inch penis, $12 million dollars and has threesomes with supermodels, am shocked that someone would make up things about themselves online.

/please reply in the next 26 minutes since I have to get to the gym by then
 
2012-12-03 05:06:18 PM
From another news article:

"According to Fabi's Facebook page, he was a graduate of Edsel Ford High School in Dearborn. On the day Swanson went missing, he updated his Facebook profile status to "single." Fabi was divorced with two young children who live in the Detroit Metro area. "

That's just cold.
 
2012-12-03 05:08:32 PM
Way to ruin it for all of us non-murderous online daters, guy.
 
2012-12-03 05:10:12 PM

Freudian_slipknot: ciberido: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.

Way to miss the point. Or to prove it.

Girls like GENUINELY nice guys just fine. It's the ones who pull the "OMG I'm a nice guy why don't girls like me" that always have major personal issues that make them undateable. You're not a nice guy just because you say you are. And guys who can only describe themselves as "nice" generally have nothing to offer except a weird expectation that they're entitled to a date for existing.


You and I have dated the same guys, I think.

Either that, or I have a unique data set to confirm your theory.
 
2012-12-03 05:10:20 PM

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

If we factor that in the case and the headline read: Frequenter of Fark.com Goes on Murderous Rampage, it would become a matter of but-of-course.

/party lifestyle... snert.

It would be best to become a notorious AW first and really build up popularity among the disreputable.

I for one, have found the lack around here rather pleasant and am not eagerly awaiting a newly-grown head to fill the missing niche.

*sigh* You're no fun.


lol
 
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