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(Daily Dot)   "I'm a WICKED nice guy," reads the Facebook bio of a guy who just murdered his online date   (dailydot.com) divider line 174
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2012-12-03 10:07:42 PM

Jim_Callahan: Or you actually joined FB when it was a college-only site. The original idea wasn't to be a slightly sleazier version of OKCupid mixed with MySpace with some Craigslist thrown in, it was to be a tool to help you meet people from your classes, mostly for things like, y'know, getting notes from lectures you missed and so on.


Also to bone them though, don't downplay that.
 
2012-12-03 10:16:13 PM
I never murder on a first date.
 
2012-12-03 10:17:23 PM

mytdawg: imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

Use the "Internet cable" as a garrotte


I already had you Favorited as "biker, gay-friendly." Now I'm adding "creative killer."
 
2012-12-03 10:27:24 PM

CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.

Okay, where's the thread? Some poor smuck (;)) paid 5 bucks, and I'm waiting to see if I need to make room for more stuff.


You owe me big time, without me there wouldn't be a thread to wait for and we'd have to watch the news to find out.

And yeah, she's probably in the combination Faraday cage / Torture dungeon / Breakfast nook by now.
 
2012-12-03 10:28:09 PM

Zombie DJ: If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.
2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends
Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


If I commit a crime, the reporters won't be able to find out a thing about me, because I don't have any information on-line. I'll be some kind of strange, crazy loner, like the Unabomber.

/Nobody rat me out. Imagine if you killed someone, and a reporter got hold of all your Fark comments.
 
2012-12-03 10:36:05 PM

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.

Okay, where's the thread? Some poor smuck (;)) paid 5 bucks, and I'm waiting to see if I need to make room for more stuff.

You owe me big time, without me there wouldn't be a thread to wait for and we'd have to watch the news to find out.

And yeah, she's probably in the combination Faraday cage / Torture dungeon / Breakfast nook by now.


True. If it weren't for you (and farkin_noob!), I'd be watching Futurama episodes on NetFlix.
 
2012-12-03 10:42:24 PM

CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.

Okay, where's the thread? Some poor smuck (;)) paid 5 bucks, and I'm waiting to see if I need to make room for more stuff.

You owe me big time, without me there wouldn't be a thread to wait for and we'd have to watch the news to find out.

And yeah, she's probably in the combination Faraday cage / Torture dungeon / Breakfast nook by now.

True. If it weren't for you (and farkin_noob!), I'd be watching Futurama episodes on NetFlix.


Fair weather fan, eh? I'm going to have to hunker down with a beer and see where this leads.
 
2012-12-03 10:49:48 PM

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.

Okay, where's the thread? Some poor smuck (;)) paid 5 bucks, and I'm waiting to see if I need to make room for more stuff.

You owe me big time, without me there wouldn't be a thread to wait for and we'd have to watch the news to find out.

And yeah, she's probably in the combination Faraday cage / Torture dungeon / Breakfast nook by now.

True. If it weren't for you (and farkin_noob!), I'd be watching Futurama episodes on NetFlix.

Fair weather fan, eh? I'm going to have to hunker down with a beer and see where this leads.


Last season, don't have cable... And thinking I'm towards the end of my hunkering down for the night... about to pour my fifth.

If she doesn't come around before the end of this next one I'll say a little prayer: "Dear babby Jesus, please don't let farkin_noob become a skin-mask or lamp shade for her date from the internets. Thank you, Capie."
 
2012-12-03 11:10:15 PM

Nana's Vibrator: NightOwl2255: Years I worked with a guy, Robert Knight Lavender, that was a bit of a odd duck. He was very monotone, we called him Mr. Roberto because he talked like a robot. One morning I answer the phone and, 25 years later I remember this word for word, this is what I hear; "This is Robert's mother, he won't be coming in today, he killed his girlfriend last night". Later we found he was the son of an Oklahoma Supreme Court justice. He got into an argument and picked her up and slammed her down. He got convicted of 2nd degree murder and received life. Served 11 years.

This is the woman who called you
She outlived her son.

This is a short note about the victim:
Mary Jane Taylor was born on 2 May 1957 at Oklahoma City, Oklahoma County, Oklahoma. She was the daughter of Tom G. Taylor Jr. and Margaret Rose Williams. Mary Jane Taylor was murdered 26 Oct 1983 by Robert Knight Lavender, son of State Supreme Court Justice and Mrs. Robert E. Lavender. She was buried on 28 October 1983 at Oklahoma City, Oklahoma County, Oklahoma.

You know, just in case you were wondering.


Apparently this guy also jumped out of a third story window while in custody and ended up paralyzed. And he shot the girlfriend.
 
2012-12-03 11:10:57 PM

CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.

Okay, where's the thread? Some poor smuck (;)) paid 5 bucks, and I'm waiting to see if I need to make room for more stuff.

You owe me big time, without me there wouldn't be a thread to wait for and we'd have to watch the news to find out.

And yeah, she's probably in the combination Faraday cage / Torture dungeon / Breakfast nook by now.

True. If it weren't for you (and farkin_noob!), I'd be watching Futurama episodes on NetFlix.

Fair weather fan, eh? I'm going to have to hunker down with a beer and see where this leads.

Last season, don't have cable... And thinking I'm towards the end of my hunkering down for the night... about to pour my fifth.

If she doesn't come around before the end of this next one I'll say a little prayer: "Dear babby Jesus, please don't let farkin_noob become a skin-mask or lamp shade for her date from the internets. Thank you, Capie."


If it wasn't for the timezone, I'd assume she was quad girl from TFD.
 
2012-12-03 11:19:46 PM

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.

Okay, where's the thread? Some poor smuck (;)) paid 5 bucks, and I'm waiting to see if I need to make room for more stuff.

You owe me big time, without me there wouldn't be a thread to wait for and we'd have to watch the news to find out.

And yeah, she's probably in the combination Faraday cage / Torture dungeon / Breakfast nook by now.

True. If it weren't for you (and farkin_noob!), I'd be watching Futurama episodes on NetFlix.

Fair weather fan, eh? I'm going to have to hunker down with a beer and see where this leads.

Last season, don't have cable... And thinking I'm towards the end of my hunkering down for the night... about to pour my fifth.

If she doesn't come around before the end of this next one I'll say a little prayer: "Dear babby Jesus, please don't let farkin_noob become a skin-mask or lamp shade for her date from the internets. Thank you, Capie."

If it wasn't for the timezone, I'd assume she was quad girl from TFD.


Boooooooo! I weep for ... quad girl.
 
2012-12-04 02:08:25 AM
UsikFark and CapeFearCadaver sorry! I'm safe. I tried to submit a thread but my stupid phone wouldn't connect to the internet. It was awkward, but not too weird. The tapas was awesome and the sangria was even better.
 
2012-12-04 02:23:09 AM
In my experience people who go on and on about what nice people they are usually end up being narcissists. The funny part is that their own ego allows them to believe it's true, so they seem sincere when they say it. Life is hilariously cruel.
 
2012-12-04 02:36:43 AM
SORRY honey but you're stupid if you go off alone with someone on the first date

oh wait, you're dead.
too late.
 
2012-12-04 03:45:23 AM

medius: I never murder on a first date.


I know, right? It's common courtesy
 
2012-12-04 04:16:09 AM

Smackledorfer:
/not hot, a little jaded, doesn't blame women, but I would still insist I'm nice if you asked.


I clicked on your profile (looking for a photo, natch), and -- I swear this is true -- at first glance, I thought it said, "This loser isn't on your favorites list." 

user -> loser = Freudian slip of the eye?

No offense intended, I just thought it was funny.
 
2012-12-04 04:20:24 AM
I wanna say I read an article some months ago on here that raised suspicion toward people who weren't active on Facebook, or didn't have accounts. Then this article rolls around.

This is why, I think, the whole social media "phenomenom" sucks. It's over analyzed by too many parties, and is generally an innacurate bellwether of future events.

The closing line of the article pretty much reaffirms my thoughts. Yeah, let's police Facebook and continue jumping to insane conclusions at the expense of our privacy. That'll stop all the crime.
 
2012-12-04 06:48:30 AM
Just want to say that I know the family of this woman and they did everything to get the cops on this. Once again Saginaw county cops dropping the ball. Remember, this is the same county where 8 officers fired 46 shots, killing a homeless man for brandishing a pocket knife, in the daytime, in a parking lot. She was missing 10 days and the cops knew for 7 before they went to the guys house.
 
2012-12-04 09:04:33 AM

Trade Secret: Just want to say that I know the family of this woman and they did everything to get the cops on this. Once again Saginaw county cops dropping the ball. Remember, this is the same county where 8 officers fired 46 shots, killing a homeless man for brandishing a pocket knife, in the daytime, in a parking lot. She was missing 10 days and the cops knew for 7 before they went to the guys house.


I'm so sorry :(
 
2012-12-04 09:05:13 AM

farkin_noob: UsikFark and CapeFearCadaver sorry! I'm safe. I tried to submit a thread but my stupid phone wouldn't connect to the internet. It was awkward, but not too weird. The tapas was awesome and the sangria was even better.


Yay, you're alive!

/boo, no free stuff
 
2012-12-04 10:19:33 AM
Excitable boy, they all said
 
2012-12-04 10:25:51 AM

MadAzza: Smackledorfer:
/not hot, a little jaded, doesn't blame women, but I would still insist I'm nice if you asked.

I clicked on your profile (looking for a photo, natch), and -- I swear this is true -- at first glance, I thought it said, "This loser isn't on your favorites list." 

user -> loser = Freudian slip of the eye?

No offense intended, I just thought it was funny.


Eh, it's accurate enough... I don't really do anything but go to work these days.
 
2012-12-04 11:33:26 AM

CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: UsikFark and CapeFearCadaver sorry! I'm safe. I tried to submit a thread but my stupid phone wouldn't connect to the internet. It was awkward, but not too weird. The tapas was awesome and the sangria was even better.

Yay, you're alive!

/boo, no free stuff


Don't worry, I'm sure I'll run into a serial killer sooner or later. ;-)
 
2012-12-04 11:41:55 AM
What a weirdo's dating profile says:
"I'm a nice guy!"

What is really means:
"I have no social skills, and I cannot relate to other human beings. If a woman is polite to me in a minor way, such as smiling at me or saying 'excuse me', I will interpret that as the two of us being in a deep meaningful relationship. I will stalk ladies until they are forced to be very rude to me or call the police to get rid of me. I have a deep hatred of women because none of them will allow me to put my penis into them, even though I totally deserve to get laid because I am so nice that I haven't murdered them (yet). I truly do not understand why 'nice guys' like me finish last!"
 
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