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(Daily Dot)   "I'm a WICKED nice guy," reads the Facebook bio of a guy who just murdered his online date   (dailydot.com) divider line 174
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2012-12-03 05:15:40 PM  

Freudian_slipknot: ciberido: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.

Way to miss the point. Or to prove it.

Girls like GENUINELY nice guys just fine. It's the ones who pull the "OMG I'm a nice guy why don't girls like me" that always have major personal issues that make them undateable. You're not a nice guy just because you say you are.


I think we're actually saying the same thing. But if you want to go with "way to miss the point," fine, maybe that works for you.
 
2012-12-03 05:16:04 PM  
speedhero.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-03 05:17:41 PM  

Begoggle: Never meet anyone from "the internet" - they are all liars.


www.stinque.com

You say anyone from the Internet is a liar, but you are from the Internet, so you must be lying!
 
2012-12-03 05:22:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

There's no way to win, especially with journalists who are all wannabe CSIs in their spare time. One guy is suspicious because he had "900 Facebook friends, clearly he is psychopathic and spends too much time online!" The next one will have three Facebook buds, and will "obviously be a suspicious loner who couldn't even connect via the anonymity of the Internet."

These guys know nothing; and even the experts are guessing half the time.


The author of the story has a degree in Journalism and a minor in Facebook. People write about what they know. Sometimes.
 
2012-12-03 05:27:09 PM  

Gyrfalcon: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

There's no way to win, especially with journalists who are all wannabe CSIs in their spare time. One guy is suspicious because he had "900 Facebook friends, clearly he is psychopathic and spends too much time online!" The next one will have three Facebook buds, and will "obviously be a suspicious loner who couldn't even connect via the anonymity of the Internet."

These guys know nothing; and even the experts are guessing half the time.


Exactly. "She didn't have a facebook page! Clearly anti-social!", "Her neighbors described her as quite, except when she had parties and blasted death metal; obviously satanically deranged!", "Sometimes she drank too much; decidedly self destructive!"

Heh heh, this is fun.
 
2012-12-03 05:30:14 PM  
you can't put anything on the internet that isn't true
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-03 05:33:45 PM  
You: 46 year old woman
Him: 30 year old man

You've never met before and he wants a date?

Be suspicious.
 
2012-12-03 05:35:15 PM  

ciberido: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.


It's my experience that 'nice' guys who don't get dates become misogynistic over time in a misplaced attempt to justify to themselves why they are unable to get a date. They blame women, rather than their own insecurities. They don't really start out as misogynist, but they have a simple view of women to begin with that stems from a lack of social interaction.
 
2012-12-03 05:36:28 PM  
Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time). I love movies, stand-up comedians, all kinds of good stuff... I like things that are cool and people that are cool. You'd like me, hell, everyone else does! (Hah. yeah right)



I don't want to make fun of the dead but this woman must had pretty bad judgment when it came to men. The above description hardly translates into an intelligent and attractive guy. It translates into "I'm an immature anti-social person who likes to get into fights and will commit crimes so long as I can get away with it." And the use of "I like things that are cool and people that are cool" is something a high schooler would write.

Hmm... I'll have to use that last line on "liking cool things and cool people" into my corporate bio background or resume.
 
2012-12-03 05:37:42 PM  

occamswrist: swahnhennessy: Meaning there are women out there desperate enough to go for that. Well, that's what poor judgment gets you. If you're lucky, you just realize he's a stunted man-child and possibly retarded after the first date. If you're unlucky, you end up dead.

The desperation stems from the overwhelming number of loser men.

At my work there's a guy in his 20's with a beard about a foot long, real scrawny, dark clothes, etc. He looks like a ZZ Top wannabe. I think women are desperate because most guys (myself excluded of course) are losers who don't take care of themselves.


just because you masturbate to excess and that keeps you trim, i think you're not seeing the big picture. your posts make it easy to see you're not the man you wish to be. but you keep enjoying that huge ego, good for you, confidence is an asset.
 
2012-12-03 05:38:44 PM  
So now we're expected to assess people's emotional/psychological stability by the stupid/boring/odd shiat they put on their Facebook page?

I'm gonna go ahead and save time by assuming that most people are stupid and boring, without going to the effort of reading their nonsensical ramblings on Facebook.
 
2012-12-03 05:48:43 PM  
CapeFearCadaver Exactly. "She didn't have a facebook page! Clearly anti-social!", "Her neighbors described her as quite, except when she had parties and blasted death metal; obviously satanically deranged!", "Sometimes she drank too much; decidedly self destructive!"

Stop spying on me!
 
2012-12-03 05:58:29 PM  

evilboyevil: ciberido: Freudian_slipknot: Any guy who self-describes as "nice" is 95% likely to be a misogynistic asshole.

There's no bigger red flag, in my experience.

To all the guys who ask, "Why don't girls like nice guys?":

This is why.

It's my experience that 'nice' guys who don't get dates become misogynistic over time in a misplaced attempt to justify to themselves why they are unable to get a date. They blame women, rather than their own insecurities. They don't really start out as misogynist, but they have a simple view of women to begin with that stems from a lack of social interaction.


Plus if one is a loser, but nice, they might forcus on their niceness instead of their stds, fetish, ugly face, or small bank account.

They would be unwanted by women despite being nice. If they end up misogynists (and I don't like using that word in this context - everyone has sex-based generalities in the dating war) it could well be because of how the women in their luves have treated them. There are a lot more variables at work here is all I am saying.

Even among non-dating relationships good looks get you better treatment. Why pretend an ugly nice guy isn't having his personality judged more harshly than a same personality person who is hot?

It doesn't help them that breaking up is hard and people lie about why.

/not hot, a little jaded, doesn't blame women, but I would still insist I'm nice if you asked.
 
2012-12-03 06:00:16 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: 2. Having 900 Facebook friends is desperate narcissism


Or you actually joined FB when it was a college-only site. The original idea wasn't to be a slightly sleazier version of OKCupid mixed with MySpace with some Craigslist thrown in, it was to be a tool to help you meet people from your classes, mostly for things like, y'know, getting notes from lectures you missed and so on.

Short version: people that got profiles in the first couple of years auto-friended everyone that they shared a class with. If you went to a public Uni you'd hit 900 easily before you graduated.

Even in the modern iteration, if you're something of a slacker and have had four or five jobs in as many years or moved a few times you've probably made enough casual acquaintances, neighbors, co-workers, etc to hit that number without being particularly overly social.
 
2012-12-03 06:01:40 PM  

KrispyKritter: occamswrist: swahnhennessy: Meaning there are women out there desperate enough to go for that. Well, that's what poor judgment gets you. If you're lucky, you just realize he's a stunted man-child and possibly retarded after the first date. If you're unlucky, you end up dead.

The desperation stems from the overwhelming number of loser men.

At my work there's a guy in his 20's with a beard about a foot long, real scrawny, dark clothes, etc. He looks like a ZZ Top wannabe. I think women are desperate because most guys (myself excluded of course) are losers who don't take care of themselves.

just because you masturbate to excess and that keeps you trim, i think you're not seeing the big picture. your posts make it easy to see you're not the man you wish to be. but you keep enjoying that huge ego, good for you, confidence is an asset.


I'm fit because I spend a few hours at the gym every week and watch what I eat.

If someone has candywrappers, beer cans, and other trash in their yard people will judge them for it. If someone wears old raggy clothes then people will judge them for it. If someone is overweight people will judge them for it.

I didn't make the rules, I'm just living by them and explaining them to farkers.

This shiat ain't rocket science and even though they probably didn't teach it in school, its still important.
 
2012-12-03 06:01:51 PM  

AcademGreen: [i.imgur.com image 497x512]

Home is where the homicide is.


I almost felt some nostalgia for Saginaw seeing that sign. Almost.
 
2012-12-03 06:04:28 PM  
I am sure he was attractive as a "bad dude". How could women not fall for this guy?

/It's a 2 fer Darwin award slam dunk!
 
2012-12-03 06:08:58 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: CapeFearCadaver Exactly. "She didn't have a facebook page! Clearly anti-social!", "Her neighbors described her as quite, except when she had parties and blasted death metal; obviously satanically deranged!", "Sometimes she drank too much; decidedly self destructive!"

Stop spying on me!


Are you hot? You have to be hot AND crazy around here.
 
2012-12-03 06:16:34 PM  
Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.
 
2012-12-03 06:16:45 PM  
"Murderer John Yates was convicted today, even though he had over 40 "Funny" and 60 "Smart" comments on Fark. He was also only on three ignore lists, his lawyer said."
 
2012-12-03 06:19:19 PM  

farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.



If you do, you know perfectly well this post will make it into the obit, and possibly collections of "Hilarious Final Words!!!" for the rest of time.
 
2012-12-03 06:20:18 PM  
His profile reads like the opposite of those image macros that start out looking like hideously racist / stereotypical statement at the top, but then is followed up at the bottom with a sentence that changes the context entirely to something positive.

I enjoy spending time outdoors

Image of Steve



disposing of my victim's body.
 
2012-12-03 06:22:21 PM  

farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.


Dibs on your stuff!!!
 
2012-12-03 06:24:00 PM  

Bungles: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.


If you do, you know perfectly well this post will make it into the obit, and possibly collections of "Hilarious Final Words!!!" for the rest of time.


Sp you're saying I'll be remembered for ever? And get some booty?

Sounds like a win-win
 
2012-12-03 06:24:53 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.

Dibs on your stuff!!!


I don't have any cool stuff. :-(

But you can have it
 
2012-12-03 06:29:45 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

If we factor that in the case and the headline read: Frequenter of Fark.com Goes on Murderous Rampage, it would become a matter of but-of-course.

/party lifestyle... snert.

It would be best to become a notorious AW first and really build up popularity among the disreputable.

I for one, have found the lack around here rather pleasant and am not eagerly awaiting a newly-grown head to fill the missing niche.

*sigh* You're no fun.

lol


ಠ_ಠ
 
2012-12-03 06:30:39 PM  

farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.

Dibs on your stuff!!!

I don't have any cool stuff. :-(

But you can have it


Dibs on your corpse. Please tell the guy to refrigirate it.
 
2012-12-03 06:34:50 PM  
I second the anti-"self described nice guys" sentiment. Mark ass tricks, all of them.
 
2012-12-03 06:35:08 PM  
Years I worked with a guy, Robert Knight Lavender, that was a bit of a odd duck. He was very monotone, we called him Mr. Roberto because he talked like a robot. One morning I answer the phone and, 25 years later I remember this word for word, this is what I hear; "This is Robert's mother, he won't be coming in today, he killed his girlfriend last night". Later we found he was the son of an Oklahoma Supreme Court justice. He got into an argument and picked her up and slammed her down. He got convicted of 2nd degree murder and received life. Served 11 years.
 
2012-12-03 06:38:00 PM  

groppet: farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.

Dibs on your stuff!!!

I don't have any cool stuff. :-(

But you can have it

Dibs on your corpse. Please tell the guy to refrigirate it.


Hahaha...will do
 
2012-12-03 06:38:00 PM  

NightOwl2255: Years I worked with a guy, Robert Knight Lavender, that was a bit of a odd duck. He was very monotone, we called him Mr. Roberto because he talked like a robot. One morning I answer the phone and, 25 years later I remember this word for word, this is what I hear; "This is Robert's mother, he won't be coming in today, he killed his girlfriend last night". Later we found he was the son of an Oklahoma Supreme Court justice. He got into an argument and picked her up and slammed her down. He got convicted of 2nd degree murder and received life. Served 11 years.


Honestly bro, one of the coolest stories I've heard on the internet!
 
2012-12-03 06:38:40 PM  

farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.

Dibs on your stuff!!!

I don't have any cool stuff. :-(

But you can have it


SCORE!

/seriously though, good luck tonight
 
2012-12-03 06:39:23 PM  

AcademGreen: [i.imgur.com image 497x512]

Home is where the homicide is.


The lady is from Saginaw Township, The murder was committed by someone way out by Sanford Lake. This has nothing to do with the east side thugs that keep the murder rate so high
 
2012-12-03 06:41:13 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.

Dibs on your stuff!!!

I don't have any cool stuff. :-(

But you can have it

SCORE!

/seriously though, good luck tonight


Thanks. :-)
 
2012-12-03 06:48:13 PM  

farkin_noob: Bungles: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.


If you do, you know perfectly well this post will make it into the obit, and possibly collections of "Hilarious Final Words!!!" for the rest of time.

Sp you're saying I'll be remembered for ever? And get some booty?

Sounds like a win-win


I virtually never do this, but I promise I'll be there to troll your death threads and article comments. It's the least I can do.
 
2012-12-03 06:50:39 PM  

farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.

Dibs on your stuff!!!

I don't have any cool stuff. :-(

But you can have it

SCORE!

/seriously though, good luck tonight

Thanks. :-)


If you start a date thread, I'll totally buy TF*

*for me
 
2012-12-03 06:52:12 PM  

Relatively Obscure: farkin_noob: Bungles: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.


If you do, you know perfectly well this post will make it into the obit, and possibly collections of "Hilarious Final Words!!!" for the rest of time.

Sp you're saying I'll be remembered for ever? And get some booty?

Sounds like a win-win

I virtually never do this, but I promise I'll be there to troll your death threads and article comments. It's the least I can do.


*sniff* That's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said.
 
2012-12-03 06:53:24 PM  

BummerDuck: I am sure he was attractive as a "bad dude". How could women not fall for this guy?

/It's a 2 fer Darwin award slam dunk!


gamecola.net
 
2012-12-03 06:54:30 PM  

UsikFark: farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: CapeFearCadaver: farkin_noob: Haha....last night I drunkenly invited a guy from the internets to dinner tonight. Hopefully, I don't get raped and murdered.

Dibs on your stuff!!!

I don't have any cool stuff. :-(

But you can have it

SCORE!

/seriously though, good luck tonight

Thanks. :-)

If you start a date thread, I'll totally buy TF*

*for me


Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.
 
2012-12-03 07:03:53 PM  

farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.


Best five bucks I ever spent.
 
2012-12-03 07:09:37 PM  

JackieRabbit: rushthatspeaks: 45 and 30? Trashy.

Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!


Killjoy
 
2012-12-03 07:15:14 PM  

KrispyKritter: occamswrist: swahnhennessy: Meaning there are women out there desperate enough to go for that. Well, that's what poor judgment gets you. If you're lucky, you just realize he's a stunted man-child and possibly retarded after the first date. If you're unlucky, you end up dead.

The desperation stems from the overwhelming number of loser men.

At my work there's a guy in his 20's with a beard about a foot long, real scrawny, dark clothes, etc. He looks like a ZZ Top wannabe. I think women are desperate because most guys (myself excluded of course) are losers who don't take care of themselves.

just because you masturbate to excess and that keeps you trim, i think you're not seeing the big picture. your posts make it easy to see you're not the man you wish to be. but you keep enjoying that huge ego, good for you, confidence is an asset.


So, how long did it take you to grow a foot long beard? Just curious.
 
2012-12-03 07:54:58 PM  
She refused to speak into my recorder pen and I wanted to check my language.

//TF discussions last night
 
2012-12-03 08:40:41 PM  
She would be alive today if online dating was outlawed
 
2012-12-03 08:42:03 PM  

stirfrybry: She would be alive today if online dating was outlawed


Or if crazy people were outlawed. OUTLAW the CRAZIES!
 
2012-12-03 09:06:47 PM  
I see absolutely nothing telling from his Facebook page. They're just pulling shiat out their ass.
 
2012-12-03 09:11:51 PM  

NightOwl2255: Years I worked with a guy, Robert Knight Lavender, that was a bit of a odd duck. He was very monotone, we called him Mr. Roberto because he talked like a robot. One morning I answer the phone and, 25 years later I remember this word for word, this is what I hear; "This is Robert's mother, he won't be coming in today, he killed his girlfriend last night". Later we found he was the son of an Oklahoma Supreme Court justice. He got into an argument and picked her up and slammed her down. He got convicted of 2nd degree murder and received life. Served 11 years.


This is the woman who called you
She outlived her son.

This is a short note about the victim:
Mary Jane Taylor was born on 2 May 1957 at Oklahoma City, Oklahoma County, Oklahoma. She was the daughter of Tom G. Taylor Jr. and Margaret Rose Williams. Mary Jane Taylor was murdered 26 Oct 1983 by Robert Knight Lavender, son of State Supreme Court Justice and Mrs. Robert E. Lavender. She was buried on 28 October 1983 at Oklahoma City, Oklahoma County, Oklahoma.

You know, just in case you were wondering.
 
2012-12-03 09:16:15 PM  
This is why I'm not on Facebook. I'd have to describe myself, and before you know it, someone would be poking their nose where it doesn't belong in my basement crawlspace and commenting on that foul smell.
 
2012-12-03 09:21:29 PM  
Wicked? I figured he'd be from Southie.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-03 09:45:59 PM  

farkin_noob: Done. We're having dinner at 7:30 mst. I'll submit one then.


Okay, where's the thread? Some poor smuck (;)) paid 5 bucks, and I'm waiting to see if I need to make room for more stuff.
 
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