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(Daily Dot)   "I'm a WICKED nice guy," reads the Facebook bio of a guy who just murdered his online date   (dailydot.com) divider line 174
    More: Sick, Facebook, Steve Fabi, Saginaw, dark humor, dating site  
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2012-12-03 01:53:46 PM
Delete the "nice" and you've got it right.
 
2012-12-03 02:00:18 PM
I don't see how any of that counts as Dark Humor, in fact his profile seems so normal that he may have copied it from other people.
 
2012-12-03 02:03:56 PM
Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends
[...]
If police had taken Fabi's Facebook activity literally, would Leigh Swanson still be alive?

Really, journalism? Really?
 
2012-12-03 02:17:12 PM

Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?


Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.
 
2012-12-03 02:31:55 PM
FTFA:"Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude."

Ayup.
 
2012-12-03 02:36:05 PM
OK:

1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.
 
2012-12-03 02:56:33 PM

Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.
 
2012-12-03 03:02:36 PM
Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.
 
2012-12-03 03:06:52 PM
DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?
 
2012-12-03 03:06:54 PM

Zombie DJ: 2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


i wonder how many of his friends were minorities

i think thats relevant since he looks like a white guy
 
2012-12-03 03:08:27 PM
45 and 30? Trashy.
 
2012-12-03 03:10:34 PM
Seconded on the 'can see anything particularly worrying about the guys profile'. He doesn't sound like a serial killer. Hell, he doesn't even sound like a creep. He just sounds like a typical no commitments kind of guy, also a little bit reckless and stupid, who might take you out for a date and then never call you again.

I've seen way, way worse on dating profiles.
 
2012-12-03 03:10:41 PM

vartian: Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?

Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.


Did they REALLY attempt to answer the very question they posed?? We'll find out, at 11:00.
 
2012-12-03 03:11:09 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL
 
2012-12-03 03:11:54 PM
Can we tie this to the Jovan murder-suicide and have more gun blame?
 
2012-12-03 03:13:27 PM
cdn0.dailydot.com

Why the long face?
 
2012-12-03 03:13:43 PM
900 FB friends? How many real life friends?

I always put " I wont fark your best friend after we break up to reassure the ladies"
 
2012-12-03 03:15:09 PM
Thank goodness I only have like 75 friends... I must be completely sane.
 
2012-12-03 03:16:37 PM
45 year old lady hanging out with a 30 year old simpleton. (shrugs) You get what you get...
 
2012-12-03 03:16:54 PM

Mega Steve: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL


aka the retarded females that follow Chris Brown on Twitter and say things like "he can beat me anytime"...or Rhianna herself.

/hates that Firefox spell check has celebrity names in it
 
2012-12-03 03:17:29 PM
This is a pretty stupid contextual trick, really. If Mary Poppins killed her e-date, she would also, in retrospect, have a Facebook profile that reads like something by Attila the Hun.
 
2012-12-03 03:19:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [cdn0.dailydot.com image 270x200]

Why the long face?


Am I the only one/?!?!??!


www.asphaltandrubber.com
 
2012-12-03 03:22:28 PM

Apos: Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.


This. Nothing out of the ordinary here-- reads like the typical, random, uncompelling facebook spew that trickles down my newsfeed.

In other (depressing) news, people on the edge tend to camouflage the extent of their instability exceedingly well. More at 11
 
2012-12-03 03:22:50 PM
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2012-12-03 03:25:46 PM

rushthatspeaks: 45 and 30? Trashy.


Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!
 
2012-12-03 03:27:22 PM

imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


[picker setMinimumDate: [NSDate date]];
 
2012-12-03 03:28:32 PM
".But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. ..Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: ..We're ALL mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' ..How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. ..You MUST be,' said the Cat, ..or you wouldn't have come here.'

I trust that the writer of this article realizes that this is actually a Lewis Carroll quote and not actually a sign of imminent mental collapse (at least, I sure hope not, since it's been my email sig for about eight years now).

Unfortunately, if those are the best quotes they can come up with from the guy's page, all this demonstrates is that some things can't be predicted or prevented by looking at someone's Facebook.
 
2012-12-03 03:28:43 PM

JackieRabbit: rushthatspeaks: 45 and 30? Trashy.

Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!


Hey hey hey!! You pipe down or you will ruin it for the rest of us serial killers missy.
 
2012-12-03 03:28:47 PM
Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.
 
2012-12-03 03:32:12 PM
Not all "Steves" are like this. Don't go all being judgemental.
 
2012-12-03 03:32:39 PM
AposNot to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

Exactly. His stuff, as posted in the article, comes across as hyperbolic nonsense, with maybe a fascination on things of a dark nature. Doesn't necessarily mean he's a psycho waiting to rampage. Haven't people learned that things posted on the internet aren't necessarily true?

Sounds like he freaked out when the girl's parents called, and did himself in. Shame, because if he did kill her, it would have been nice to lock him in jail. Or, find out what happened to her, even if it was accidental. Now the family has little closure and no recourse.
 
2012-12-03 03:32:45 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [cdn0.dailydot.com image 270x200]

Why the long face?


She just had a chat with a three-nippled woman, the news was not good.

www.sugarandspikesrocks.com
 
2012-12-03 03:35:21 PM
Don't let crazy stick its dick in you
 
2012-12-03 03:36:35 PM

Duck_of_Doom: AposNot to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

Exactly. His stuff, as posted in the article, comes across as hyperbolic nonsense, with maybe a fascination on things of a dark nature. Doesn't necessarily mean he's a psycho waiting to rampage. Haven't people learned that things posted on the internet aren't necessarily true?

Sounds like he freaked out when the girl's parents called, and did himself in. Shame, because if he did kill her, it would have been nice to lock him in jail. Or, find out what happened to her, even if it was accidental. Now the family has little closure and no recourse.


Maybe when he killed himself he screwed up and suffered for hours. Theres always that.
 
GBB
2012-12-03 03:37:54 PM
I guess they can add "Murdered online date" and "Committed Suicide" to his Timeline.
 
2012-12-03 03:37:58 PM
Where did they get that his profile was full of dark humor? None of that seemed dark to me, in fact it looked quite normal. Those last three quotes they had in the article were all taken from tv shows and movies.
 
2012-12-03 03:38:14 PM
Roy: "'Shut up! Do what I tell you! I'm not interested!' These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!"
Moss: That's good.
Roy: What's yours?
Moss: Mine doesn't look any good now.
Roy: Go on.
Moss: "I'm going to murder you! You bloody woman!"
Roy: You might want to play a bit hard to get.
 
2012-12-03 03:39:27 PM

ReapTheChaos: Where did they get that his profile was full of dark humor? None of that seemed dark to me, in fact it looked quite normal. Those last three quotes they had in the article were all taken from tv shows and movies.


That just shows how dark you really are.
 
2012-12-03 03:39:41 PM

imtheonlylp


DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


del *.jpg


rm *.jpg
 
2012-12-03 03:40:01 PM
Let me 'splain:
1. I thought 'wicked' was only used around here (Boston)

2. Having 900 Facebook friends is desperate narcissism

3. He killed her because they were going to have sex and he found her penis.
 
2012-12-03 03:40:35 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.
 
2012-12-03 03:40:45 PM

LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.


Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!
 
2012-12-03 03:40:54 PM
Sounds like a typical Chowd. "I'm pretty retaaahhded"
 
2012-12-03 03:42:36 PM

SuperNinjaToad: imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

[picker setMinimumDate: [NSDate date]];


DateTime dt = new DateTime("666");
 
2012-12-03 03:42:49 PM

MBooda: ?
[www.kentuckycenter.org image 427x640]


Kristin Chenoweth made a better Galinda.
 
2012-12-03 03:43:42 PM

Apos: Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.


That's the warning sign, right there.
 
2012-12-03 03:44:18 PM
That was just a typo. He's not a "WICKED-nice guy, he's a "WICKED, nice guy".

i154.photobucket.com

See.
 
2012-12-03 03:44:33 PM

Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!


www.spaceg.com
 
2012-12-03 03:45:39 PM
guys, you know what's the best? Shrimp.
 
2012-12-03 03:46:53 PM

zerkalo: Don't let crazy stick its dick knife in you

 
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