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(TMZ)   Lately it seems that if you want to see Katt Williams live, you have to be a police officer   (tmz.com) divider line 47
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2012-12-03 01:36:00 PM
Man. He looks a lot different than I remember him from Greatest American Hero.
 
2012-12-03 01:44:17 PM
I'm starting to wonder if Suge Knight is actively contributing someway to this guys off balance-ness. Feeding him drugs or something. Life insurance can pay off quite handsomely.
 
2012-12-03 01:52:19 PM
In today's episode of Misdeeds Of A Midget Faux Pimp....
 
2012-12-03 02:30:12 PM
Who is Katt Williams?
 
2012-12-03 02:33:11 PM

CruiserTwelve: Who is Katt Williams?



I haven't been paying close enough attention, I just assumed it was the tattoed lady. 
 
2012-12-03 02:49:55 PM

CruiserTwelve: Who is Katt Williams?


A diminutive and profane comic whose numerous run-ins with cops are used in his routines.

Think of him as the Taylor Swift of raunchy stand-up.
 
2012-12-03 04:12:59 PM
Too bad to see the little fella self destructing. I always thought he was pretty funny.
 
2012-12-03 05:20:36 PM
Somewhere, Martin Lawrence desperately atempts to reach Katt Williams, in the hopes of stopping something he's all too familiar with.
 
2012-12-03 05:24:04 PM
nubian, you pimpin? Pimpin pimpin pimpin PIMPIN pimpin! nubian.

/just gave you a condensed version of his standup act free of charge
 
2012-12-03 05:25:04 PM

gonzoduke: I'm starting to wonder if Suge Knight is actively contributing someway to this guys off balance-ness. Feeding him drugs or something. Life insurance can pay off quite handsomely.


I'm pretty sure Katt was messed up (drugs/alcohol) before he started to gain some notoriety and I don't think Suge likes to invest too much time in any of his schemes. He seems the strong arm type, though i agree his influence is no doubt poisonous.
 
2012-12-03 05:25:42 PM
Arrested again?

i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 05:30:00 PM

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: mutha farker nubian, you farkin pimpin? Pimpin pimpin pimpin farkin mutha farkin PIMPIN pimpin! nubian mutha farka.

/just gave you a condensed version of his standup act free of charge

 

Fixed for better accuracy
 
2012-12-03 05:34:08 PM
if you wanted to see Katt Williams dead, police officer would also be a good career choice.
 
2012-12-03 05:35:15 PM
his meltdown in Oakland (you can find this on youtube) was pretty damn sad,hilarious, as well as entertaining.
 
2012-12-03 05:51:18 PM
That ninja is crazy.

-cocaine is a hell of a drug
 
2012-12-03 05:53:44 PM
I like Katt. He gave me one of my favorite quotes. Whenever a girl gets mad because I refer to them as a biatch, i say "I only call you biatches because i dont have time to learn your names individually."
 
2012-12-03 05:56:30 PM
I saw "Katt" and instantly clicked on the link because "Williams" looks a lot like "Dennings" in my peripheral vision.

I am disappoint.
 
2012-12-03 06:06:56 PM
He's really coming off as unbalanced the last few months. Dude needs to aw off the blow.
 
2012-12-03 06:22:46 PM
Some of his stuff is really good. Making of fun of the idiots who do idiotic things because that's what idiots are supposed to do never gets old.
 
2012-12-03 06:23:48 PM
I've always hated that guy. Imagine someone pretending to be part of Robin William's family, doing his old routine and coke galore, but doing it ALL WRONG. Wouldn't you hate that guy?

/ "This is how WE DO in the Williams family!"
//Zazbot Muthafarka!
 
2012-12-03 06:50:48 PM
Little Lucky Charms, little micro-mini pimp.
 
2012-12-03 06:53:33 PM

slayer199: He's really coming off as unbalanced the last few months. Dude needs to aw off the blow.


You might have a problem if you're biatch slapping Target employees
 
2012-12-03 06:54:04 PM
He's farkin with Suge Knight? He really messed up with that, Suge is an evil dude that doesn't care about his artists/entertainers.
 
2012-12-03 06:57:50 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Some of his stuff is really good. Making of fun of the idiots who do idiotic things because that's what idiots are supposed to do never gets old.


He's like Stanhope - sometimes he's really, outlandishly hilarious, and others he falls flat.
 
2012-12-03 07:12:14 PM

Apos: CruiserTwelve: Who is Katt Williams?

A diminutive and profane comic whose numerous run-ins with cops are used in his routines.

Think of him as the Taylor Swift of raunchy stand-up.


I think he would be more stable in a relationship than Taylor.
And more receptive to taking the buttsex.
nttatwwt
 
2012-12-03 07:46:32 PM
Suge Knight has money? How long can he bleed the turnip that is Tupac re-releases and unreleased tracks?
 
2012-12-03 07:56:07 PM

TheSwizz: Suge Knight has money? How long can he bleed the turnip that is Tupac re-releases and unreleased tracks?


Maybe he makes money anytime someone downloads Tupac on iTunes. Tupac probably has more fans than Lil Wayne and other popular rappers of the current era.
 
2012-12-03 07:57:40 PM

CruiserTwelve: Who is Katt Williams?


He is performing at the Toyota Center in Houston this Friday. To put that into perspective, the Rockets play there, and Rush filled it last night (and was awesome). He's playing in 16,000 seat arenas. Jerry Seinfeld didn't play there last time he came through. Can he fill that place?
 
2012-12-03 08:02:36 PM

LesserEvil: [imgup.networkpanda.com image 382x322]
RIP William Katt


Blast you!!1!

Ah, well. As long as someone did it.
 
2012-12-03 08:06:05 PM

Oh wait! I know!! Hold on a sec--!!


videokeman.com

R.I.P. Cat Stevens
 
2012-12-03 08:10:00 PM
I'm going to become a black comic, and I'm going to use the name "Culp Roberts"

Of course, my wife will want to get in on the act, and call herself "Selleca Connies"

Strangely, those names work.
 
2012-12-03 08:26:17 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Man. He looks a lot different than I remember him from Greatest American Hero.


Believe it or not...
 
2012-12-03 08:46:53 PM
I've crapped funnier turds... bigger too.
 
2012-12-03 09:13:00 PM
I thought it was a chick.

leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-03 09:47:17 PM

Cargo: Oh wait! I know!! Hold on a sec--!!


[videokeman.com image 350x350]

R.I.P. Cat Stevens


He prefers to be called Yusef now. Infidel.

/a jihad on you
 
2012-12-03 09:51:26 PM
There are a lot of black comics who could beat my ass. A lot. From Patrice O'Neal (back in the day) all the way down to sweet little teensy-weensy Kevin Hart, a shiat-ton of black comics could lay my ass out in a fight. Katt Williams is not one of them. If Katt Williams pimp-slapped me in a Target checkout line, I would kick-rape Katt Williams's shiat-pussy right there on Checkstand 3 between the candy bars and the $5 DVDs in front of God and Jesus and a bunch of nice people out shopping for good deals on Mossimo sweat pants and then rock his little folded up broken body to perma-sleep while he suckled on his own tiny chocolate munchkin cock. I'm not saying that because I am a tough guy. No. I am saying that because I have stood next to Katt Williams, and Katt Williams is the size of an anemic hermaphrodite toddler with polio. I got a girl cousin with cerebral palsy and an eating disorder that could throw some heat on Katt Williams. Tiny motherfarker.
 
2012-12-03 10:04:31 PM
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The fark is wrong with you?
 
2012-12-03 10:07:28 PM
Poor little Tink-tink.
 
2012-12-03 10:14:49 PM
The only exposure I've had to Katt Wiliams is when he was featured in GTAIV.
 
2012-12-03 10:20:15 PM
It'll be in his next special.

"I was in Target, y'all. I was *up in* that motherfarker. and suddenly, I had to go take care of some business in the men's room. Maybe this ain't never happened to some of you motherfarkers, but I needed to take a shiat up in that biatch, is what I'm trying to say. So, doing what any resourceful n*gga in my unfortunate position would do, and knowing my ass don't shop in motherfarking Target all the gottdamn time, my havin'-to-shiat. was went up to a register to ask where the gottdamn bathroom was."

"Now let me just mention...I was tweakin'. And I was in a strange place. And I had to shiat. And the only motherfarker...the ONLY motherfarker this tweakin', 'bout-to-dookie-himself alpha n*gga could find...the only gottdam motherfarker in the whole motherfarking Target...was Brad."
 
2012-12-03 11:12:33 PM
I tried watching Katt Williams. I really tried. He's just not funny.

/imho
 
2012-12-03 11:18:44 PM
The police should follow him around because his stand-up routine is criminal. Christ, the only person that puts more effort into not being funny is Dane Cook.

I gave him a chance, I really did. I don't WANT to hate on comedians. I want them to make me laugh. When you're the comedy version of a cocktease, however, I'm gonna hate. Make me laugh, motherfarker!
 
2012-12-04 12:44:59 AM

shamalamadingdong: There are a lot of black comics who could beat my ass. A lot. From Patrice O'Neal (back in the day) all the way down to sweet little teensy-weensy Kevin Hart, a shiat-ton of black comics could lay my ass out in a fight. Katt Williams is not one of them. If Katt Williams pimp-slapped me in a Target checkout line, I would kick-rape Katt Williams's shiat-pussy right there on Checkstand 3 between the candy bars and the $5 DVDs in front of God and Jesus and a bunch of nice people out shopping for good deals on Mossimo sweat pants and then rock his little folded up broken body to perma-sleep while he suckled on his own tiny chocolate munchkin cock.


The Target guy probably wanted to keep his job, and also likely avoid having this nutjob he's dealing with haul out a piece and start shooting.
 
2012-12-04 07:05:50 AM
I thought you only had to buy GTAIV to see Katt Williams live...
 
2012-12-04 08:07:35 AM
i1210.photobucket.com
RIP Kat Denning

Oh and this
 
2012-12-04 09:24:27 AM
How is slapping a dude at Target and making a half-arsed getaway on a trike keeping in tune with your star mutherfarking placer, Katt. Tell me that, Katt. How...is slapping a dude...not kicking, not punching, but slapping a dude...in a Target...then getting the heat called on you...and trying to make your getaway on a three wheeled scooter...keeping in line with your star...motherfarking...player...Katt?
 
2012-12-04 01:58:27 PM

kumanoki: How is slapping a dude at Target and making a half-arsed getaway on a trike keeping in tune with your star mutherfarking placer, Katt. Tell me that, Katt. How...is slapping a dude...not kicking, not punching, but slapping a dude...in a Target...then getting the heat called on you...and trying to make your getaway on a three wheeled scooter...keeping in line with your star...motherfarking...player...Katt?


Cocaine's a helluva drug.
 
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