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(CBS Chicago)   Maggots found in nursing home patient's ear. Great, now everyone is gonna want them   ( divider line
    More: Sick, home, admission note, ears, patients  
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2012-12-03 03:10:59 PM  
3 votes:
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"Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fark is that? WHAT IS THAT, GRANDMA MC CANN?!??!?"
"Sir, maggots in my ear, sir!"
"Maggots in your ear?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"How did they get there?"
"Sir, I took them from the the nursing home, sir!"
"Are maggots allowed your room, Grandama McCann?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Are you allowed to have maggots Grandma McCann?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"And why not, Grandma McCann?"
"Sir, because I'm too old and infirm, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting worthless geriatric, Grandma McCann!"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Then why did you hide maggots in your ear, Grandma McCann?"
"Sir, because I was hungry, sir!"
"Because you were hungry? " [walks down the line of wheelchairs in the Nursing Home, with a fist full of maggots in his hand.]
"Grandma McCann has dishonored herself and dishonored this HOME! I have tried to help her, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given Grandma McCann the proper motivation! So! From now on, whenever Grandma McCann farks up, I will not punish her. I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one fist full of EAR MAGGOTS! Now, get on your faces!"
[senior citizens slump out of their wheelchairs and get in front-leaning-rest position)
(to Grandma McCann]
"Open your mouth! " [shoves maggots in to Grandma McCann's mouth)
" They're paying for it, you eat it!"

(Grandma McCann slowly chews and cries.......)

2012-12-03 03:04:11 PM  
3 votes:
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Last thing they saw.
2012-12-03 02:59:31 PM  
3 votes:
I got a what in my ear? Aint cha supposed ta call em gays now?
2012-12-03 02:59:04 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-03 06:28:29 PM  
1 vote:

Happy Hours: You think maggots care if the tissue is alive or dead?

Yes, maggots do care. While there are some species of flies that consume live flesh they are rarely seen inside the United States. If they are the common variety then they won't eat live flesh.

It is still gross from the irrational stand point, the rational side of me says this isn't a big farking deal and was brought on by a preexisting issue with the ear canal and no harm was actual done. Then again if this happened to my mother I would probably just sue and hope the jury is a bunch of farking retards like you and award me some money because you are grossed out.
2012-12-03 05:59:20 PM  
1 vote:
all the best girls have maggots. and they lie perfectly still.
2012-12-03 05:41:44 PM  
1 vote:
daddy ate my eyes
2012-12-03 05:00:24 PM  
1 vote:
Let's see them worm their way out of this!
2012-12-03 04:23:51 PM  
1 vote:
Jake says "Thank You."
2012-12-03 03:55:23 PM  
1 vote:
The article mentions how the patient screamed as they extracted the maggots. Alrighty then, nightmares tonight it is.
2012-12-03 03:17:16 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't click on the story, is the person a Senator?

I mean, maggots typically eat dead rotting material, and they have shiat for brains, so I had to ask.
2012-12-03 03:12:53 PM  
1 vote:
They counted each one?

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ONE maggot, ha ha ha!
TWO maggots, ha ha ha!
2012-12-03 03:03:58 PM  
1 vote:
what's that? you have maggots in your ear?

well, now you're going to have maggots in your knees, because you just pulled garden duty.
2012-12-03 03:02:22 PM  
1 vote:
Maggots, Michael, you're eating maggots, how do they taste?
2012-12-03 03:00:50 PM  
1 vote:
Now I'm going to have that earworm all day... THANKS
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