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(LA Times)   Subby turns 33 today, same age Mozart and Jesus died, and he wanted one thing: SCOTUS to decide to decide on gay marriage. Thanks for nothing, you dress wearing heterosexuals   (latimes.com ) divider line
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2012-12-03 11:11:37 AM  
What?
 
2012-12-03 11:17:37 AM  
Patience, my frustrated homosexual.
 
2012-12-03 11:39:57 AM  
You said 'decide' twice.
 
2012-12-03 11:43:19 AM  
If your boyfriend is saving himself until marriage, you may have to wait for more than this ruling.
 
2012-12-03 11:43:44 AM  
and mozart did not die when he was 33.
 
2012-12-03 11:49:38 AM  

cunning_linguist_dc: and mozart did not die when he was 33.


why so serious...?
 
2012-12-03 12:00:13 PM  
>>> why so serious...?

nah - i'm just saying - y'know. he was like ... 35. that's all.
 
2012-12-03 12:05:36 PM  

cunning_linguist_dc: >>> why so serious...?

nah - i'm just saying - y'know. he was like ... 35. that's all.


the headline is referencing a song lyric.
 
2012-12-03 12:06:03 PM  
You sound fat untalented gay.
 
2012-12-03 12:32:32 PM  
>>> the headline is referencing a song lyric.

well don't i feel silly ! you kids and your rock n' roll. that'll teach me to talk out of turn ...
 
2012-12-03 12:34:05 PM  
Hey, I'm 33 too!

*high five*
 
2012-12-03 12:43:36 PM  
So what you are saying, subby, is that at 33 you've not managed to accomplish anything.

Mozart accomplished a lot by the time he was 33. Jesus was, y'know, son of God and all. You, by age 33, haven't even gotten married.
 
2012-12-03 12:59:14 PM  
Well, Jesus wanted world peace. Just think how disappointed he was.
 
2012-12-03 01:21:01 PM  
I'm 33, and it sucks.
 
2012-12-03 01:41:13 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Jesus was, y'know, son of God and all.


So Jesus just inherited his lot in life? No wonder republicans love him.
 
2012-12-03 01:41:53 PM  
Nobody decides decides to be gay.
 
2012-12-03 01:42:42 PM  
The only thing that could remotely happen today would if they decided to take the case or not. Most likely will happen Friday.
 
2012-12-03 01:44:06 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Mozart accomplished a lot by the time he was 33. Jesus was, y'know, son of God and all. You, by age 33, haven't even gotten married.


Neither did Jesus. And He loved to hang out with guys.
 
2012-12-03 01:44:14 PM  
alexander the great. bisexual, died at 33. don't forget him.
 
2012-12-03 01:45:12 PM  
Turning 33 this Saturday.

/Sagittarians rule!
//voted no in MN
 
2012-12-03 01:45:15 PM  
You damn young pups and your "OMG I'm 33" crap. I'm 40 (in February)! I'm a man!
 
2012-12-03 01:46:58 PM  
Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
oh oh oh Amadeus
 
2012-12-03 01:47:30 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So what you are saying, subby, is that at 33 you've not managed to accomplish anything.

Mozart accomplished a lot by the time he was 33. Jesus was, y'know, son of God and all. You, by age 33, haven't even gotten married.


Larry King was already on number 4 and Liz Taylor number 5.
 
2012-12-03 01:51:56 PM  

Cletus C.: Nobody decides decides to be gay.


Nobody decides decides to be Jesus, either.

mentula: alexander the great. bisexual, died at 33. don't forget him.


I heard he was only a so-so bisexual.
 
2012-12-03 01:52:23 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So what you are saying, subby, is that at 33 you've not managed to accomplish anything.

Mozart accomplished a lot by the time he was 33. Jesus was, y'know, son of God and all. You, by age 33, haven't even gotten married.


Subby is married. To me.
 
2012-12-03 01:55:18 PM  
I'm 33 and I've never felt better.
 
2012-12-03 01:56:48 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Jesus was, y'know, son of God and all.


How is that an accomplishment?
 
2012-12-03 01:58:06 PM  

R.A.Danny: If your boyfriend is saving himself until marriage, you may have to wait for more than this ruling.


Still it in his pooper!!!

/guess you really don't have an option huh?
 
2012-12-03 01:59:49 PM  
The headline too bizarre to hate.
 
2012-12-03 02:03:34 PM  
Subby sounds uppity and reveal himself unable to read the article without getting into lazy liberal outrage. Use that socialist public school education that my tax money paid for and read the whole damned article.
 
2012-12-03 02:05:21 PM  

doczoidberg: I'm 33, and it sucks.


Wait 'til you hit 40.

Sucka.
 
2012-12-03 02:08:30 PM  

Outrageous Muff: Subby sounds uppity and reveal himself unable to read the article without getting into lazy liberal outrage. Use that socialist public school education that my tax money paid for and read the whole damned article.


What? He expressed disappointment that the Supreme Court didn't decide to put the case on their docket today. That's reasonable and logical.

Yes, they may still do it Friday, but then it's not like a birthday present for subby. Which was the premise of the headline.

Also, decide to decide is awkward but correct - the court has yet to decide whether they will hear the case and decide the outcome.
 
2012-12-03 02:09:01 PM  
34 here, and being 33 was pretty awesome, had my daughter, payed off a bunch of bills and now can save up and buy whatever i want.

Support gay marriage and live in Oklahoma.

I got your back subby, wait?

I support your efforts to get the SCOTUS to decide to decide if the will decide if you can get married.
 
2012-12-03 02:11:06 PM  

Deneb81: What? He expressed disappointment that the Supreme Court didn't decide to put the case on their docket today. That's reasonable and logical.

Yes, they may still do it Friday, but then it's not like a birthday present for subby. Which was the premise of the headline.

Also, decide to decide is awkward but correct - the court has yet to decide whether they will hear the case and decide the outcome.


There are 10 different equal rights cases that are before the court this session. Getting upset because it's going to take a few extra days to pick the one that they believe is best one to decide on is just pointless outrage.
 
2012-12-03 02:11:52 PM  
I was going to post that Bill Hicks dies at 33 also, then I looked it up to be sure and it turns out he was 32. farkin' whippersnapper.
 
2012-12-03 02:15:20 PM  

CarnySaur: Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
oh oh oh Amadeus


My favorite Mozart composition.
 
2012-12-03 02:18:55 PM  

xanadian: doczoidberg: I'm 33, and it sucks.

Wait 'til you hit 40.

Sucka.


Wait till you hit 50, and stay off my lawn in the meantime.

I always liked Tom Lehrer's line: "It's sobering to realize that by the time Mozart was my age, he'd been dead for two years."
 
2012-12-03 02:19:01 PM  

cunning_linguist_dc: and mozart did not die when he was 33.


I don't know. From what I understand his debut one-man performance of his original piece "Concerto for Kazoo, Cowbell and Anal Sphincter" absolutely bombed.
 
2012-12-03 02:26:43 PM  
Help me Dr. Zaius!
 
2012-12-03 02:27:00 PM  
I guess they decided not to decide whether to decide on gay marriage.
 
2012-12-03 02:37:49 PM  
I thought Jesus died at 22. You're late.
 
2012-12-03 02:47:25 PM  

CarnySaur: Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus
oh oh oh Amadeus


Rock me Jerry Lewis
 
2012-12-03 02:47:55 PM  

GoldSpider: I'm 33 and I've never felt better.


I wish I 'never felt better.' I'm 34. I have arthritis, a bone spur on the heel of my foot, and other embarrassing health issues. Fun! Probably my fault though, since I never really tried to take care of my body.
 
2012-12-03 02:49:08 PM  
Many speculated that the court might have decided not to take the case, which would let an appeals court ruling on the matter stand. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals found earlier this year that Proposition 8 was unconstitutional, clearing the way for same-sex marriage in California unless the Supreme Court decides to get involved.

This is what I'm hoping the SCOTUS will do, because I'm worried about what Alito and Scalia will rule on it, and I don't trust Kennedy to let a rational thought drop out of his skull after the PPACA and Citizens United decisions.
 
2012-12-03 02:52:24 PM  
I am 332 days older than Jimi Hendrix when he died.
If I make it 32 more days, I will outlive Heath Ledger.

WHO HAVE YOU OUTLIVED?

Link
 
2012-12-03 02:54:36 PM  
And 33 comments. I am so playing the lottery tonight.
 
2012-12-03 02:56:14 PM  

The Downfall: I am 332 days older than Jimi Hendrix when he died.
If I make it 32 more days, I will outlive Heath Ledger.

WHO HAVE YOU OUTLIVED?

Link


I'm only 52 days from outliving Jeffrey Dahmer! Yay!
 
2012-12-03 03:00:29 PM  
When I started this song I was still thirty-three
The age that Mozart died and sweet Jesus was set free
Keats and Shelley too soon finished, Charley Parker would be
And I fantasized some tragedy'd be soon curtailing me



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MI6HSICrE8
 
2012-12-03 03:01:14 PM  

PhDemented: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MI6HSICrE8


Link 

Link fixed
 
2012-12-03 03:01:38 PM  

cunning_linguist_dc: >>> the headline is referencing a song lyric.

well don't i feel silly ! you kids and your rock n' roll. that'll teach me to talk out of turn ...


from your profile
" fell free to address me in the language most comfortable to you"

cunning linguist indeed.
 
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