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(Some Guy)   Nigerian government continues to have problems negotiating with Boko Haram terrorist group, number one is mistaking them for Van Morrison   (afrika.no ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Nigerian, terrorist groups, niger delta, al-Shabab, Maghreb, military base, Islamists, insurgency  
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2012-12-03 12:26:28 PM  
5 votes:
Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".
2012-12-03 06:17:45 PM  
1 vote:

Absurdity: /And yes, Boko Haram hate "western" education. I always giggle when I remember they are literally flat Earthers.


Flat-Earthers with a shiat-ton of AKs and RPGs. Although I wish they would take that thing away from Jamal.
2012-12-03 05:01:41 PM  
1 vote:

Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...


You're thinking of the guy who fronted the Dead Kennedys. Kenny G was the flute player.
2012-12-03 03:14:12 PM  
1 vote:

Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...


I feel totally vindicated now.
2012-12-03 02:56:45 PM  
1 vote:

Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.


No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.
2012-12-03 01:45:41 PM  
1 vote:

Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

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JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

What about him?


He was the lead singer of the Eagles and best friends with Don Henley, who coincidentally wrote "A whiter shade of pale." He was a legend until his wife shot him in the back and parleyed her relationship with him into a grunge rock career.
2012-12-03 01:35:22 PM  
1 vote:

Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?


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2012-12-03 01:30:23 PM  
1 vote:
International Monetary Fund (IMF)
54 bis, route des Acacias
Case postale 1516
Nigeria.

ATTN: Beneficiary,

I am Mr. Mbaka Cohen, Head Office Nigeria.

Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a
part-payment of your contractual sum of $8.5 Million US Dollars and
has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to
me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your
fund. However, we received an email from one Mrs. Virgie Brown who
told us that she is your next of kin and that you died in a car
accident last week. She has also submitted her account for us to
transfer the fund to her. We want to hear from you before we can make
the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Please in confirmation
that you are still alive, you are advised to reconfirm the below
listed information to enable us facilitate an immediate payment for
you.

1 Your full names
2 Your present contact address.
3 Your telephone & Fax numbers.
4 Your Occupations/age/sex.
5 Your Private Email Address.

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf of IMF (International
Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according
to records in the system had been long overdue.

Thanks,
Mr. Mbaka Cohen
2012-12-03 01:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
Procol Harum Scarum?
 
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