Pants full of macaroni!!: I'm mid-40s, ugly and never-been-married. There is no cure for this kind of creepy.
meat0918: Guess the moral is, don't be a creepy ass dude.
abhorrent1: I'm married. I'm pretty sure my body language always says "Please Kill Me!"
CapeFearCadaver: Repo Man: Women do have a right to specify a minimum height in personal ads. What I find amusing is how horrified they would be if a man were to specify a minimum bra cup size in his ad.To be fair, height /= boobie size.If they were going around saying they would only date a man if his penis was at least 6" you might have a point.
Tat'dGreaser: I'm just glad that I'm forever alone because I'm ugly and boring, at least I'm not creepy
pkellmey: MassAsster: Acting confident and relaxed . That's the key in everything, getting a job, getting a date etc...Relax, be confident and just go with it. I found when you didn't care if you got something, you ended up getting it.When it comes to other people, it really isn't that simple. I've been told by so many women, "You're the perfect person to date/marry, however you are too short by a few inches. I won't date anyone I can't wear high heels with." Pretty consistent comment that I don't make enough money to overcome (and I am not really interested enough to wear shoe inserts or stupid crap like that).
Kuroshin: MassAsster: It's funny , because here is the key...Acting confident and relaxed . That's the key in everything, getting a job, getting a date etc...Relax, be confident and just go with it. I found when you didn't care if you got something, you ended up getting it.How does one act "confident"? That's always been my issue when people say things like this (not that they're wrong!). Nobody can explain to me what "confident" acts like, or how to arrive there. For someone who has never been truly confident in his entire life, this is as foreign a concept as quantum mechanics is to a layperson.I'm not even confident when I know for certain that I'm going to win a race. I know the lap times of all the competition, but I'm still unnerved by all the things that can go wrong (including just being shiat behind the wheel that day). Some of us have never known confidence./could really use this class
Plant Rights Activist: should I be the first to point out that there was no guide in that link or would that make me seem creepy?
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