I find that being a little creepy is a good way to filter out the women who aren't desperate.

I'm married. I'm pretty sure my body language always says "Please Kill Me!"

The funniest people are the ones who are both desperate and picky.

Get a haircut
Brush your teeth
Comb your hair
Buy new clothes
Sit up straight
Don't act like the way we treat each either on fark is normal

There I just saved all of you losers the admission fee.

Relax
Be confident
Be social
Have fun
Don't think so much
Don't give a fark

Basically...

Drink

Correct dosage is important

Side effects may include: vomiting, diarrhea, headache, sensitivity to light, puffy face, bad breath, beer belly, DUI charges, chronic alcohol abuse.

Results my vary.

this is how i roll



/no actual rolling
//back/forth like wiper blade

I find eye-contact threatening.

Cool story time: I was at a conference for CFAs and the motivational speaker dude that was hired to speak suggested that men prefer to stand side by side when discussing things, and women preferred to stand opposite. So, as something of a party-game, he proposed that men try to speak to women face to face and women try to speak to men side by side. The result turned the conference hall into something of a dance floor, albeit one with no music except for the strange discussion that one gets in rooms full of CFAs and other financial types.

That was cool, right? Right?!

Dammit ladies! Isn't it simply enough that I don't stare at your tits for the whole date? Do I learn how to do all this subtle body language crap too?

I've found the key to building self confidence is to have sex with many beautiful women.

"Like, I tell people I went to Harvard, and I can tell they're thinking I'm a douche bag."

Ahh...gonna go ahead and agree with your hypothesis, Sherlock.

Galloping Galoshes: I took this class, it was great! If it weren't for him, I'd still be bringing my axe with me to dates. I still kinda miss pointing out the bloodstains....

The sound of one hand clapping: MassAsster: Theaetetus: MassAsster: Dude, you are in the wrong crowd, sounds like some real stuck up witches.

See, I read that the other way... He's apparently unwilling to lower his standards and look for girls his height or less, but when confronted with women who are unwilling to lower their standards for height, he suggests that it's all really about money. Basically, some woman says "sorry, you're too short for me" and he calls her a whore, and she's the stuck up witch?

Well , the way I read this is he stating that they say, in their own words, he matches all the qualities they are looking for, minus the look. Sounds rather shallow to me. A difference of a matter of height has just changed the whole outlook on the person you thought was "the perfect man to marry" ? I doubt that... What was the real reason behind the blow off, because I don't think it was what was told to him..

I've heard of plenty of girls who have rejected guys for seemingly petty reasons like 'too short' or 'not ambitious enough' (in other words, doesn't earn enough money). Women can be quite shallow. But that stuff almost always happens on the first date. Girl decides she will be OK going out with short guy, goes out with him, decides she doesn't like being seen in public with short guy, dumps him.

I've never heard of a girl saying 'You'd be perfect for me if not for the fact that you are not tall enough'. That would be a horrible thing to say to someone. Girls can be damned shallow, but even the shallow ones aren't usually totally heartless.

I once had a girl tell me "You'd be perfect for me if not for the fact that you are not a girl". Talk about shallow.

Here's the sad part about these sorts of articles:

Creepy people will read it and say "Hey! I will make sure I do not do that stuff with my body language!"

Then no-one will be able to tell who is creepy based on body language.

Thus negating the value of any of the information in the article.

why would i want a girlfriend when i can just masturbate

EdNortonsTwin: The funniest people are the ones who are both desperate and picky.

I'm funny, how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?

meat0918: Guess the moral is, don't be a creepy ass dude.

Or, more likely, find women who are attracted to creepy ass dudes.

The My Little Pony Killer: cgraves67: I find that being a little creepy is a good way to filter out the women who aren't desperate.

By scaring them away?

Precisely. The desperate ones will sleep with you out of some obscene hope that you will be able to provide whatever it is that they are looking for.

abhorrent1: I'm married. I'm pretty sure my body language always says "Please Kill Me!"

hahaha, I understand this.

Mostly it's more like "please stop acting friendly to me when I'm being polite, because you're making my wife jealous and I know she's going to biatch about it later"

I hate it though, because who wants to turn down talking to people they're attracted to?

Pants full of macaroni!!: I'm mid-40s, ugly and never-been-married. There is no cure for this kind of creepy.

Yes there is, it's called money.

i've been told by close friends that my body language is all kinds of screwed up. i tend to slouch and slump down a lot, which makes me look bored or insecure. i'm also very weird about my personal space, so i shy away from people and flinch if someone touches me unexpectedly. just more things to put on the list of reasons i'm going to be single forever.

cgraves67: I find that being a little creepy is a good way to filter out the women who aren't desperate.

By scaring them away?

I took this class, it was great! If it weren't for him, I'd still be bringing my axe with me to dates. I still kinda miss pointing out the bloodstains....

Being interested but poor is a sure-fire way to creep a woman out.

I could use this.

/why are you all edging away from me?