Galloping Galoshes: I took this class, it was great! If it weren't for him, I'd still be bringing my axe with me to dates. I still kinda miss pointing out the bloodstains....
The sound of one hand clapping: MassAsster: Theaetetus: MassAsster: Dude, you are in the wrong crowd, sounds like some real stuck up witches.See, I read that the other way... He's apparently unwilling to lower his standards and look for girls his height or less, but when confronted with women who are unwilling to lower their standards for height, he suggests that it's all really about money. Basically, some woman says "sorry, you're too short for me" and he calls her a whore, and she's the stuck up witch?Well , the way I read this is he stating that they say, in their own words, he matches all the qualities they are looking for, minus the look. Sounds rather shallow to me. A difference of a matter of height has just changed the whole outlook on the person you thought was "the perfect man to marry" ? I doubt that... What was the real reason behind the blow off, because I don't think it was what was told to him..I've heard of plenty of girls who have rejected guys for seemingly petty reasons like 'too short' or 'not ambitious enough' (in other words, doesn't earn enough money). Women can be quite shallow. But that stuff almost always happens on the first date. Girl decides she will be OK going out with short guy, goes out with him, decides she doesn't like being seen in public with short guy, dumps him.I've never heard of a girl saying 'You'd be perfect for me if not for the fact that you are not tall enough'. That would be a horrible thing to say to someone. Girls can be damned shallow, but even the shallow ones aren't usually totally heartless.
EdNortonsTwin: The funniest people are the ones who are both desperate and picky.
Kuroshin: MassAsster: It's funny , because here is the key...Acting confident and relaxed . That's the key in everything, getting a job, getting a date etc...Relax, be confident and just go with it. I found when you didn't care if you got something, you ended up getting it.How does one act "confident"? That's always been my issue when people say things like this (not that they're wrong!). Nobody can explain to me what "confident" acts like, or how to arrive there. For someone who has never been truly confident in his entire life, this is as foreign a concept as quantum mechanics is to a layperson.I'm not even confident when I know for certain that I'm going to win a race. I know the lap times of all the competition, but I'm still unnerved by all the things that can go wrong (including just being shiat behind the wheel that day). Some of us have never known confidence./could really use this class
meat0918: Guess the moral is, don't be a creepy ass dude.
The My Little Pony Killer: cgraves67: I find that being a little creepy is a good way to filter out the women who aren't desperate.By scaring them away?
abhorrent1: I'm married. I'm pretty sure my body language always says "Please Kill Me!"
Pants full of macaroni!!: I'm mid-40s, ugly and never-been-married. There is no cure for this kind of creepy.
Rev. Skarekroe: So squeezing my crotch while talking to girls ISN'T what I'm supposed to be doing?
cgraves67: I find that being a little creepy is a good way to filter out the women who aren't desperate.
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