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2012-12-03 09:16:43 AM  
Worthless link and a waste of time. There are classier ways to start a Chuck Norris thread.
 
2012-12-03 09:18:59 AM  
rightwingnews.com

Session 3: Subject finally achieved full penetration. I feel this is an important breakthrough, and he has expressed a desire to work on simultaneous farting during the next session.
 
2012-12-03 09:19:29 AM  
And every one on that list is still wondering what went wrong in November.
 
2012-12-03 09:20:03 AM  
Oh, this should be a good thread.
 
2012-12-03 09:22:58 AM  
Is this anything like the best turd in the cesspool?
 
2012-12-03 09:29:22 AM  

Dinki: Is this anything like the best turd in the cesspool?


The best turd isn't merely covered with rotaviruses. The best turd also deceptively looks like a harmless baby ruth bar. Something that most conservatives will fish out.
 
2012-12-03 09:30:54 AM  
They had to throw in an awful lot of libertarians to pad out that list.
 
2012-12-03 09:31:01 AM  
The link is just a list, from 50 to 1, with the columnists name as a hyperlink to their blogs. No slideshow. No explanations of why they were ranked where they were or descriptions of the columnists and their backgrounds. Just a list of names. No extra reading or clicking necessary.
 
2012-12-03 09:33:02 AM  
I too am disappointed in the lack of content in this list of the 50 best blogger-fartriots of 2012
 
2012-12-03 09:37:10 AM  

Dinki: And every one on that list is still wondering what went wrong in November.


30 of them are entirely sure it's because the GOP didn't roll with the Santorum/Bachmann Full Crazy platform.
 
2012-12-03 09:48:49 AM  
lol. the conservative media bubble - where mitt romney was a shoo-in for president!

how did that work out for you, geniuses?
 
2012-12-03 09:49:14 AM  
19) Dick Morris

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-03 09:50:32 AM  
Something, something tallest midget.
 
2012-12-03 09:52:54 AM  
Must have been written by a Republican if they put the most articulate journalist at the bottom (no. 50) of the list.
 
2012-12-03 09:53:45 AM  
I wonder how many times a year John Hawkins sh*ts himself and has to throw away his underwear in a public restroom garbage can. I'm thinking less than 10, but more than 5.
 
2012-12-03 09:53:51 AM  
Thank you, John Hawkins, for that list of fail.
 
2012-12-03 09:54:34 AM  
27) Chuck Norris

Hehe.
 
2012-12-03 10:02:23 AM  

sigdiamond2000: I wonder how many times a year John Hawkins sh*ts himself and has to throw away his underwear in a public restroom garbage can. I'm thinking less than 10, but more than 5.


Not a bad record when you consider his literal constant flatulence.
 
2012-12-03 10:12:57 AM  
The 50 best funniest conservative derptastic columnists entertainers of 2012 (4th annual)

FIFY
 
2012-12-03 10:17:37 AM  
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2012-12-03 10:32:11 AM  
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2012-12-03 10:32:47 AM  
i194.photobucket.com

When I was admitted to the hospital for an uncontrollable sharting fit, I met a lady who was to become the love of my life. And I was able to tell her honestly, "I've achieved simultaneous farting during penetration."
 
2012-12-03 10:42:03 AM  

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 202x250]


Wasn't someone trying to start a "Torg is rational and articulate compared to Republicans" meme? I only saw it once but it was hilarious. Anyone? It was just the other day.
 
2012-12-03 10:42:19 AM  
The 50 best dumps I've taken would be a better read that would probably be able to predict election outcomes with more accuracy.
 
2012-12-03 10:49:58 AM  

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 594x443]

When I was admitted to the hospital for an uncontrollable sharting fit, I met a lady who was to become the love of my life. And I was able to tell her honestly, "I've achieved simultaneous farting during penetration."


Poor guy has to lay in an iron intestine 18 hours of the day.
 
2012-12-03 10:59:46 AM  

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 594x443]

When I was admitted to the hospital for an uncontrollable sharting fit, I met a lady who was to become the love of my life. And I was able to tell her honestly, "I've achieved simultaneous farting during penetration."

Poor guy has to lay in an iron intestine 18 hours of the day.


How does he void his bowels for the other 6 hours? I imagine this guy constantly producing waste.
 
2012-12-03 11:03:06 AM  

sigdiamond2000: How does he void his bowels for the other 6 hours? I imagine this guy constantly producing waste.


You have it backwards, the iron intestine is for OUR protection.
 
2012-12-03 11:06:52 AM  
Peggy Noonan didn't make the cut? Ouch.
 
2012-12-03 11:08:34 AM  

Jackson Herring: sigdiamond2000: How does he void his bowels for the other 6 hours? I imagine this guy constantly producing waste.

You have it backwards, the iron intestine is for OUR protection.


Ahh, of course.
 
2012-12-03 11:09:15 AM  

Jackson Herring: sigdiamond2000: How does he void his bowels for the other 6 hours? I imagine this guy constantly producing waste.

You have it backwards, the iron intestine is for OUR protection.


Remember that time it lost power for a couple hours at a party, and he released in front of everyone:

i194.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 11:18:29 AM  

sweetmelissa31: Remember that time it lost power for a couple hours at a party, and he released in front of everyone:


ahhh hahha oh my gosh do me
 
2012-12-03 11:21:40 AM  
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50. Lady Balfour
 
2012-12-03 11:24:40 AM  

Krieghund: 16. BF-15


mmmmmmmm
 
2012-12-03 11:32:42 AM  

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: sigdiamond2000: How does he void his bowels for the other 6 hours? I imagine this guy constantly producing waste.

You have it backwards, the iron intestine is for OUR protection.

Remember that time it lost power for a couple hours at a party, and he released in front of everyone:

[i194.photobucket.com image 483x594]


That night definitely ended with two huge racoon eyes on Hawkins' panniculus
 
2012-12-03 11:34:26 AM  

Krieghund: 37. German Butterball
38. Golden Wonder


I can definitely imagine these two being the names of conservative columnists.
 
2012-12-03 11:51:51 AM  
Half of the people on the list I have never heard of, and it hasn't affected my life at all (hey cool blog, bro). The only few "conservative" columnists that I have any amount of respect for are George Will, Pat Buchanan and William F Buckley (RIP).
 
2012-12-03 11:58:15 AM  

sweetmelissa31: Krieghund: 37. German Butterball
38. Golden Wonder

I can definitely imagine these two being the names of conservative columnists.


48. King Edward
50. Lady Balfour
 
2012-12-03 12:01:18 PM  
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2012-12-03 12:10:13 PM  
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2012-12-03 12:30:02 PM  
Is there anyone on that list who wasn't grossly inaccurate in their election predictions?
 
2012-12-03 12:30:35 PM  

Jackson Herring: [rightwingnews.com image 450x338]

Session 3: Subject finally achieved full penetration. I feel this is an important breakthrough, and he has expressed a desire to work on simultaneous farting during the next session.


Is that John Madden from 40 years ago?
 
2012-12-03 12:35:30 PM  

lennavan: Jackson Herring: [rightwingnews.com image 450x338]

Session 3: Subject finally achieved full penetration. I feel this is an important breakthrough, and he has expressed a desire to work on simultaneous farting during the next session.

Is that John Madden from 40 years ago?


i.ytimg.com

"If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, it's a touchdown."
 
 
2012-12-03 12:36:47 PM  
I'm sure John Stossel will be happy to be labeled a conservative.
 
2012-12-03 12:36:55 PM  

qorkfiend: Is there anyone on that list who wasn't grossly inaccurate in their election predictions?


Chuck was right about the 1000 years of darkness.
 
2012-12-03 12:42:13 PM  
I could make a better and more comprehensive list by simply typing Bruce Bartlett's name 50 times on a sheet of paper.
 
2012-12-03 12:43:50 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: The best turd also deceptively looks like a harmless baby ruth bar.


I lol'ed because that reminds me of the Tyrone Biggins sketch from Chappelle's Show.
 
2012-12-03 12:52:04 PM  
Aka '50 Shades of Derp'
 
2012-12-03 12:55:06 PM  

sigdiamond2000: 19) Dick Morris

[imageshack.us image 300x180]


That image has been floating around Fark for years. Does anyone know the origin ?
 
2012-12-03 12:55:45 PM  
How did they get to 50? How many of these idiots are there?
 
2012-12-03 12:57:02 PM  
A top something list - must be John Hawkins.

[clicks on link]

Yep.

/does the guy ever have anything more substantial to say than just posting top something lists?
 
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