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(Rolling Stone)   The ten grossest moments from the first half of The Walking Dead season three. One thing is for sure: Carl's a bad-ass (warning: spoilers)   (rollingstone.com) divider line 33
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2012-12-03 01:42:20 PM
5 votes:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Has anyone seen Carl?


Season 2: (exasperated sigh) "Has anyone seen Carl?
Season 3: (nervously checking in case he's coming for you) Has anyone seen Carl?
2012-12-03 12:35:01 PM
3 votes:

The Banana Thug: Michonne's/Maggie's rape scene


Michonne rapes Maggie?....I have the cruelest boner :(

.../rape isn't funny. glad they didn't do that.
2012-12-03 11:20:41 AM
3 votes:
*snicker* Where the fark is Car..*BANG*

Carl (standing over body): "I think I have earned the right to leave the farking house, now. Anybody got a problem with that?"
2012-12-03 11:04:22 AM
3 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.


Shane is alive, and he is PISSED.

And he replaced his head with a knife.
2012-12-04 02:25:51 PM
2 votes:

Fish in a Barrel: R.A.Danny: I think we're on to something here

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I was just about to say, I'd rather have a roofing hammer than a claw hammer.


Hmm. There are good cases to be made for both, but if we're going with hammers, I think I'd want something in a Mjölnir.

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2012-12-03 02:58:59 PM
2 votes:

Hebalo: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Has anyone seen Carl?

Season 2: (exasperated sigh) "Has anyone seen Carl?
Season 3: (nervously checking in case he's coming for you) Has anyone seen Carl?


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"Oh, fark! It's Carl!"
2012-12-03 01:43:05 PM
2 votes:

assjuice: Carl still totally sucks.


So did your mom...before Carl totally capped her.
2012-12-03 12:02:55 PM
2 votes:
If you are a black guy on The Walking Dead, you shoot every other black guy you see. Its the only way to stay safe.
2012-12-03 11:33:04 AM
2 votes:
Anybody else shocked at the TRex that ate Rick? That came outta no where.
2012-12-03 10:54:12 AM
2 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.


Snape kills Dumbledore
2012-12-03 10:11:38 AM
2 votes:
My girlfriend (not Canadian) said this last night: "After all the hacking and slashing and guts flying out everywhere on this show, who knew that a little piece of glass would be the thing that makes me squirm?"
2012-12-03 09:26:45 AM
2 votes:
I for one am glad to see that even after the fall of civilization, Glenn and Maggie still support the right to bear arms.
2012-12-04 04:09:50 PM
1 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: If I were limited to what's available in the hardware store, these are appealing
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But given my 'druthers, I'd go with something like this:

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17-inch 2lbs. 4 oz. 5160 Spring Steel cleaver with a weighted chisel tip,


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23-inch, 3lbs. 5160 spring steel shortsword with extended handle for 1 or 2 handed grip


I gotta ask what in the fark this is for exactly.
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2012-12-04 12:39:33 PM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: You people have put WAAAAY too much thought into this


You are now farkied as "will not last long in the imminent zombiepocalypse." I'll give you a quick and merciful re-death, though.

/just kidding
//what the hell is "farkied," anyway?
2012-12-03 08:49:55 PM
1 votes:
I'm constantly having to talk myself out of my annoyance at all the paper mâché heads. It's absolutely retarded how easily skulls bust open on that show.

But the show is good enough I can keep telling myself they're already mostly decayed and ignore the rest of it.
2012-12-03 07:45:37 PM
1 votes:
I knew U-dogg wasnt gonna make it through the next episode after he displayed disgust at Michonne killing random cabin dude last episode. And now with boxer guy from The Wire were onto V-dogg i guess.

/i hope they use every one of his lines from l4d2
2012-12-03 07:23:37 PM
1 votes:
If we're voting for most annoyingly dragged-out, pointless moment, I'm going with Maggie's story about her sister and the birth control pills.

If she'd been disrobing while telling it, I would have a different opinion.
2012-12-03 06:09:20 PM
1 votes:

trickymoo: syberpud: trickymoo: Mentat: I for one am glad to see that even after the fall of civilization, Glenn and Maggie still support the right to bear arms.

Jesus tap-dancing christ that was farking incredibly bad-ass. Glenn has been holding back. I have been keeping up with the comics, which make the show seem like kiddie time. Honestly, last night I was expecting the govenor to lose an arm.

Putting an eye patch on is easier than a fake missing arm. :)

Hershel's leg?


As someone said on Talking Dead last night: If you combine the Governor, Hershel and Merle you have an actual pirate!
2012-12-03 06:02:56 PM
1 votes:
My theory on the end of the governor. The culminating final battle at the prison leaves Woodbury underprotected and the walls fall. In his urgency to take the prison the Gov dresses up as Humongus and Andrea in a slave girl outfit (chain and all). The Gov rams the military transport into the prison fences and they are damaged beyond any repair and in her anger at losing the prison Andrea chokes the Gov with her chain. All the while Daryl saves Rick from falling off the prison roof and into a teaming courtyard full of Zs.
2012-12-03 05:35:02 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: And what did the Governor do? Rebuff her ass.


In more than one way!
2012-12-03 05:32:31 PM
1 votes:

kumanoki: Not to be completely creepy, but I want Andrea to get her facial scar. Laurie Holden has been too pretty this season and we've seen decapitations, loss of limbs, eyes, death. She's starting to stick out and needs something to show she's earned her place in the apocalypse.


Sometimes her wispy golden tendrils look slightly frizzy and in need of deep conditioning. And she only has, what, 3 or 4 perfectly fitted shoulder-baring shirts. What more do you people want? The little hair knot in the back of her head to be off-center? She's not an animal!
2012-12-03 03:50:43 PM
1 votes:
Something tells me Andrea was a very irritating person before the whole apocalypse.
2012-12-03 01:58:52 PM
1 votes:
Alternate ending to "Conspiracy":

"Doctor Crusher has been taken over by one of the alien parasites! What should we do?"

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2012-12-03 01:01:56 PM
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: The Banana Thug: I don't know if it's just the budget. I think Frank Darabount leaving the show had a lot to do with the increase in quality. He was partly responsible for the very slooow build-up in the first half of season 2, with the Zombie Sophia reveal the big payoff. His involvement ended there, and then the other writers took up the slack in his absence and really took things up a couple notches since then. Anyway, for all the naysayings about Darabount leaving would hurt TWD, I'm glad the exact opposite thing happened.

It was a great story... that should have been wrapped up in two episodes.


With Rick putting a bullet into Shanes head right after he puts down Sophia.
2012-12-03 12:39:52 PM
1 votes:

thecpt: The Banana Thug: Michonne's/Maggie's rape scene

Michonne rapes Maggie?....I have the cruelest boner :(


Well, a katana hilt can have more than 'wielding' purposes....
2012-12-03 12:25:45 PM
1 votes:
I humbly propose that the new black guy for the group be referred to as "Three-Dogg Night".
2012-12-03 12:13:31 PM
1 votes:
The KFC commercial after the zombie feeding was PERFECT!
2012-12-03 11:55:55 AM
1 votes:
I think my biggest shocker was the gungan coming out of the sewer, yelling "Ricky! Ricky! Meesah yousah faddah!"
2012-12-03 11:51:57 AM
1 votes:

Rhames: Anybody else shocked at the TRex that ate Rick? That came outta no where.


I don't know, they foreshadowed that one a lot IMO. The zombies chanting "EXTERMINATE" definitely shook me though, and the fact that we found out this is a flashBACK.
2012-12-03 11:49:41 AM
1 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: movieman_1979: *snicker* Where the fark is Car..*BANG*

Carl (standing over body): "I think I have earned the right to leave the farking house, now. Anybody got a problem with that?"

I don't know if a young boy should have a gun, he might shoot his eye out.


It's not a BB gun so he will be fine.
2012-12-03 11:30:38 AM
1 votes:

movieman_1979: *snicker* Where the fark is Car..*BANG*

Carl (standing over body): "I think I have earned the right to leave the farking house, now. Anybody got a problem with that?"


I don't know if a young boy should have a gun, he might shoot his eye out.
2012-12-03 11:08:01 AM
1 votes:

sprawl15: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.

Shane is alive, and he is PISSED.

And he replaced his head with a knife.


That's some Silent Hill shiat right there.
2012-12-03 09:35:24 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: I for one am glad to see that even after the fall of civilization, Glenn and Maggie still support the right to bear arms.

 

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