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(Rolling Stone)   The ten grossest moments from the first half of The Walking Dead season three. One thing is for sure: Carl's a bad-ass (warning: spoilers)   (rollingstone.com) divider line 201
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2012-12-03 09:26:45 AM
I for one am glad to see that even after the fall of civilization, Glenn and Maggie still support the right to bear arms.
 
2012-12-03 09:35:24 AM

Mentat: I for one am glad to see that even after the fall of civilization, Glenn and Maggie still support the right to bear arms.

 

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2012-12-03 09:58:25 AM
The gas mask zombie getting his face ripped off was pretty gross.
 
2012-12-03 10:01:15 AM
Deslided

Grossest for me was still hacking off Hershel's leg. For some reason I can handle the dead being hacked up just fine, but seeing a living person being mutliated made me queasy.
 
2012-12-03 10:11:38 AM
My girlfriend (not Canadian) said this last night: "After all the hacking and slashing and guts flying out everywhere on this show, who knew that a little piece of glass would be the thing that makes me squirm?"
 
2012-12-03 10:49:46 AM
Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.
 
2012-12-03 10:52:22 AM
I want to see that last prisoner get his dick bitten off.
 
2012-12-03 10:54:12 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.


Snape kills Dumbledore
 
2012-12-03 10:56:37 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.


See you tommorow. Sticking around here would be silly with the spoiler warning and all.
 
2012-12-03 11:00:04 AM

Brick-House: I want to see that last prisoner get his dick bitten off.


I'm thinking Carl puts one between his eyes right before plowing the blonde fields.
 
2012-12-03 11:04:22 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.


Shane is alive, and he is PISSED.

And he replaced his head with a knife.
 
2012-12-03 11:05:49 AM

Mentat: I for one am glad to see that even after the fall of civilization, Glenn and Maggie still support the right to bear arms.


Jesus tap-dancing christ that was farking incredibly bad-ass. Glenn has been holding back. I have been keeping up with the comics, which make the show seem like kiddie time. Honestly, last night I was expecting the govenor to lose an arm.

/ Not surprised they cut out his castration or getting his dick nailed to a board. But at least lose a damn arm.
// Sad face. :(
 
2012-12-03 11:08:01 AM

sprawl15: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Watching new episode tonight! no spoilers for me thank you.

Shane is alive, and he is PISSED.

And he replaced his head with a knife.


That's some Silent Hill shiat right there.
 
2012-12-03 11:15:25 AM
Since my DVR took a massive crap and washed out all of my Walking Dead with it, what are the chances that AMC will do a first-half marathon before the second half starts?
 
2012-12-03 11:16:31 AM
None of those were as bad as the zombie in Season 2 that tried to squeeze its face through the too-small hole in the car windshield.
 
2012-12-03 11:18:11 AM

CommiePuddin: Since my DVR took a massive crap and washed out all of my Walking Dead with it, what are the chances that AMC will do a first-half marathon before the second half starts?


Full series marathon new years eve and day.
 
2012-12-03 11:19:13 AM

CommiePuddin: Since my DVR took a massive crap and washed out all of my Walking Dead with it, what are the chances that AMC will do a first-half marathon before the second half starts?


I think they're doing a complete marathon on New Year's Eve/Day.
 
2012-12-03 11:19:15 AM
Walking Dead is:

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2012-12-03 11:20:14 AM

CommiePuddin: Since my DVR took a massive crap and washed out all of my Walking Dead with it, what are the chances that AMC will do a first-half marathon before the second half starts?

You could always buy it on amazon and watch it there. I think it's on HULU as well.
 
2012-12-03 11:20:41 AM
*snicker* Where the fark is Car..*BANG*

Carl (standing over body): "I think I have earned the right to leave the farking house, now. Anybody got a problem with that?"
 
2012-12-03 11:30:38 AM

movieman_1979: *snicker* Where the fark is Car..*BANG*

Carl (standing over body): "I think I have earned the right to leave the farking house, now. Anybody got a problem with that?"


I don't know if a young boy should have a gun, he might shoot his eye out.
 
2012-12-03 11:33:04 AM
Anybody else shocked at the TRex that ate Rick? That came outta no where.
 
2012-12-03 11:40:04 AM

SuperChuck: None of those were as bad as the zombie in Season 2 that tried to squeeze its face through the too-small hole in the car windshield.


That's one of my favorites as well.
 
2012-12-03 11:49:41 AM

Lumbar Puncture: movieman_1979: *snicker* Where the fark is Car..*BANG*

Carl (standing over body): "I think I have earned the right to leave the farking house, now. Anybody got a problem with that?"

I don't know if a young boy should have a gun, he might shoot his eye out.


It's not a BB gun so he will be fine.
 
2012-12-03 11:50:43 AM

browntimmy: squeeze its face through the too-small hole in the car windshield.


link?
 
2012-12-03 11:51:57 AM

Rhames: Anybody else shocked at the TRex that ate Rick? That came outta no where.


I don't know, they foreshadowed that one a lot IMO. The zombies chanting "EXTERMINATE" definitely shook me though, and the fact that we found out this is a flashBACK.
 
2012-12-03 11:53:21 AM
Welcome Three Dog...

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2012-12-03 11:55:55 AM
I think my biggest shocker was the gungan coming out of the sewer, yelling "Ricky! Ricky! Meesah yousah faddah!"
 
2012-12-03 12:02:55 PM
If you are a black guy on The Walking Dead, you shoot every other black guy you see. Its the only way to stay safe.
 
2012-12-03 12:06:19 PM
DNRTFA, was the mustachioed prisoner hitting on that 17 year old girl on the list? Because that was pretty gross.
 
2012-12-03 12:11:11 PM

Funbags: DNRTFA, was the mustachioed prisoner hitting on that 17 year old girl on the list? Because that was pretty gross.


Oh come on.
Stuck in a prison for a year, end of the world traps you for another year... it's either then 17 year old or the lesbian, and 17 is legal in most places.
 
2012-12-03 12:11:20 PM

Mentat: I for one am glad to see that even after the fall of civilization, Glenn and Maggie still support the right to bear arms.


NICE! Almost as good as the "I disarmed him" line from Justified.

Big Beef Burrito: If you are a black guy on The Walking Dead, you shoot every other black guy you see. Its the only way to stay safe.


Maybe T-Dog #2 should have talked less, and then he would have made it longer.
 
2012-12-03 12:11:43 PM
Fair is fair. Carl was easy to mock last season, but he's much better written this season. His "Suck it up, princess, I just put a bullet in my mom's brain" put down to Daryl was awesome.
 
2012-12-03 12:13:31 PM
The KFC commercial after the zombie feeding was PERFECT!
 
2012-12-03 12:25:45 PM
I humbly propose that the new black guy for the group be referred to as "Three-Dogg Night".
 
2012-12-03 12:27:02 PM

apacheco: browntimmy: squeeze its face through the too-small hole in the car windshield.

link?


no can do. episodes aren't on youtube
 
2012-12-03 12:31:50 PM

R.A.Danny: The KFC commercial after the zombie feeding was PERFECT!


Agreed, hilarious segue.

Vodka Zombie: My girlfriend (not Canadian) said this last night: "After all the hacking and slashing and guts flying out everywhere on this show, who knew that a little piece of glass would be the thing that makes me squirm?"


I know it's from Season 2, but the part where they pulled the fat zombie out of the watering hole on Herschel's farm and his body exploded into halves, THAT made me lose my lunch.

yeegrek: Fair is fair. Carl was easy to mock last season, but he's much better written this season.


The way he stormed through each prison room looking for the source of that scream, holding his gun over his flashlight like a commando, that was the apex of his badassery.

The writers this season have definitely been paying attention to angry Internet message boards: killing off Lori earlier than in comics, Carl, more zombies and gore, better plot pacing, avoiding Michonne's/Maggie's rape scene, etc...
 
2012-12-03 12:35:01 PM

The Banana Thug: Michonne's/Maggie's rape scene


Michonne rapes Maggie?....I have the cruelest boner :(

.../rape isn't funny. glad they didn't do that.
 
2012-12-03 12:39:52 PM

thecpt: The Banana Thug: Michonne's/Maggie's rape scene

Michonne rapes Maggie?....I have the cruelest boner :(


Well, a katana hilt can have more than 'wielding' purposes....
 
2012-12-03 12:41:22 PM

The Banana Thug:
The writers this season have definitely been paying attention to angry Internet message boards: killing off Lori earlier than in comics, Carl, more zombies and gore, better plot pacing, avoiding Michonne's/Maggie's rape scene, etc...


Makes you wonder if AMC upped their budget for this season, or if they just had a huge surplus of funds since they spent around all of $500 on Season 2.
 
2012-12-03 12:49:41 PM

scottydoesntknow: The Banana Thug:
The writers this season have definitely been paying attention to angry Internet message boards: killing off Lori earlier than in comics, Carl, more zombies and gore, better plot pacing, avoiding Michonne's/Maggie's rape scene, etc...

Makes you wonder if AMC upped their budget for this season, or if they just had a huge surplus of funds since they spent around all of $500 on Season 2.


I don't know if it's just the budget. I think Frank Darabount leaving the show had a lot to do with the increase in quality. He was partly responsible for the very slooow build-up in the first half of season 2, with the Zombie Sophia reveal the big payoff. His involvement ended there, and then the other writers took up the slack in his absence and really took things up a couple notches since then. Anyway, for all the naysayings about Darabount leaving would hurt TWD, I'm glad the exact opposite thing happened.
 
2012-12-03 12:53:44 PM

The Banana Thug: I don't know if it's just the budget. I think Frank Darabount leaving the show had a lot to do with the increase in quality. He was partly responsible for the very slooow build-up in the first half of season 2, with the Zombie Sophia reveal the big payoff. His involvement ended there, and then the other writers took up the slack in his absence and really took things up a couple notches since then. Anyway, for all the naysayings about Darabount leaving would hurt TWD, I'm glad the exact opposite thing happened.


It was a great story... that should have been wrapped up in two episodes.
 
2012-12-03 01:01:56 PM

R.A.Danny: The Banana Thug: I don't know if it's just the budget. I think Frank Darabount leaving the show had a lot to do with the increase in quality. He was partly responsible for the very slooow build-up in the first half of season 2, with the Zombie Sophia reveal the big payoff. His involvement ended there, and then the other writers took up the slack in his absence and really took things up a couple notches since then. Anyway, for all the naysayings about Darabount leaving would hurt TWD, I'm glad the exact opposite thing happened.

It was a great story... that should have been wrapped up in two episodes.


With Rick putting a bullet into Shanes head right after he puts down Sophia.
 
2012-12-03 01:05:23 PM
Has anyone seen Carl?
 
2012-12-03 01:17:00 PM
CAAAAARL!!!
 
2012-12-03 01:20:06 PM
All things considered, compared to the comic, The Governor got off pretty easily with Michonne
 
2012-12-03 01:20:16 PM
The heavy set black man is the new red shirt. Its comical how, they are making fun of themselves doing that.
 
2012-12-03 01:31:36 PM
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"Has anyone else mentioned that Carl is a bad ass?"

/can't me mentioned enough
 
2012-12-03 01:33:08 PM

SuperChuck: None of those were as bad as the zombie in Season 2 that tried to squeeze its face through the too-small hole in the car windshield.


So far the worst to me was from season 2- the walker in the well that split in half when they tried to pull it out. That was the really horrifying.

Also in season 2 when they were digging through the walker's guts looking for bits of Sophia. Gross.
 
2012-12-03 01:38:27 PM
Christ on a pogo-stick, I'd forgotten most of these. This show is grosser than I thought.

/still think the annoying character quotient would drop to nil if Carl and Andrea took each other out
 
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