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(Daily Mail)   New book tells the story of the shipload of fearless hard-drinking hookers who kept Australia from turning completely gay   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-12-03 10:38:46 AM  
8 votes:

MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?


v001o.popscreen.com 

What have you done?

That? Oh that wasn't me, probably just the whore boat pumping out the bilges I would assume. Now back to my people...
2012-12-03 10:22:43 AM  
7 votes:
Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?
2012-12-03 10:51:39 AM  
6 votes:

doczoidberg: Masturbation is better than sex, in my opinion.
Sex takes too long. Plus, it doesn't involve as much porn.


and less pepper spray
2012-12-03 10:50:51 AM  
4 votes:
Masturbation is better than sex, in my opinion.
Sex takes too long. Plus, it doesn't involve as much porn.
2012-12-03 10:27:18 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-03 11:18:22 AM  
3 votes:

MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?


shark week
2012-12-03 10:25:15 AM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-03 08:54:46 AM  
3 votes:
Damn you shipload of fearless hard-drinking hookers! We could have had a beautiful Mecca, a whole continent of homo-gays.
2012-12-03 04:41:51 PM  
2 votes:

No Such Agency: Plus, you'd be surprised how good women can be at BJ's, considering they don't even have penises themselves.


Well most of them anyway. This one time when I was in Bangkok...
2012-12-03 12:34:08 PM  
2 votes:

Mouser: fozziewazzi: Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.

My guess is, after having been colonized by the Moors Moops for a few centuries, the Spanish probably figured that adding a few more brown people to the gene pool wouldn't matter.


FTFY
2012-12-03 11:06:15 AM  
2 votes:

poe_zlaw: That's a sad story with a sorry attempt to make it sound acceptable. Basically state sanctioned sex slaves. Seriously-- imagine the ship when it arrives at port-- the men on the shore waiting its arrival. Do you think they were there on their knees asking for date?


Well, I guess we should track down all the people involved and execute them. I'd be totally on board with that. It's terrible and we should make it so that nobody responsible is alive anymore.

/ Australia is basically the backstory to Starcraft.
2012-12-03 10:36:14 AM  
2 votes:

kvinesknows: kid_icarus: Nurglitch: So, they cured homosexuality in New South Wales eh?

Prison ghey != actual ghey.

does telling yourself that help you to sleep better?


You hafta empty your balls into something, and they didn't have any of your fancy fleshlights or inflatable dolls back in those days. It was really a choice between sticking your goo bazooka into a man or a wallaby, and granted some of those wallabies were pretty damn sexy, but they didn't have the nice, glovelike feel of the insides of a man.
2012-12-03 10:31:47 AM  
2 votes:

kid_icarus: Nurglitch: So, they cured homosexuality in New South Wales eh?

Prison ghey != actual ghey.


does telling yourself that help you to sleep better?
2012-12-03 12:00:34 PM  
1 votes:
It's just the latest package Carnival is offering to boost sales
2012-12-03 11:48:28 AM  
1 votes:

fireclown: Onkel Buck: Was the ship called "The Quivering Thigh?"

Was that that crazy U.S. Civil war hooker boat?

/too lazy to GIS, and it would take the fun out of it.
//did I win?


i571.photobucket.com
Thanks for playing please drive thru
2012-12-03 11:39:02 AM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: A "shipload". That's a lot of prostitutes.
/really


A 'shipload' is the generally accepted term for a group of whores (something to do with semen I think.)
2012-12-03 11:34:44 AM  
1 votes:

push3r: Can't we all just agree that there is:

A. Homosexual behavior
B. Homosexual preference

and that A and B can each exist independently of the other?

/not gay
//well, maybe a little gay
///70%-80% hetero on the Kinsey give or take


How you doin'? 

/call me
2012-12-03 11:02:44 AM  
1 votes:
One famous woman convict was Mary Bryant, portrayed here by Romola Garai, left, in a TV drama. Nineteen-year-old Bryant became a cause celebre in London after escaping from a penal colony in Australia before being recaptured and brought back to Britain

I would totally colonize her with my penal.

/ Provided that she is first thoroughly bathed.
2012-12-03 11:01:11 AM  
1 votes:

danno_to_infinity: so that's why New South Wales sheep are so attuned to the sound of dropping trousers. Makes sense now.

I keed, I keed

How long did the UK send convicts to Oz? Was it only the initial ships that were prisoners? Did they keep doing it for a while?


Until Attibisi took over and killed Schilinger?

Hill just kept rollin'

/yes, just making up the plot points based on limited knowledge of the show
2012-12-03 10:53:12 AM  
1 votes:
Documented proof your great great grand mum was a whore!
2012-12-03 10:51:50 AM  
1 votes:
New book tells the story of the shipload of fearless hard-drinking hookers who kept Australia from turning completely gay

Yeh. Right! Queensland is just a state of mind?
2012-12-03 10:51:10 AM  
1 votes:

letrole: kvinesknows: Prison ghey != actual ghey.
letrole: Homosexuality is often a compromise for those who are unable to form normal relationships. Any port in a storm, as it were.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Umm, no.

Umm, yes.

Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.


I'm sure that your statement is based on hard scientific research done in the dark recesses of your mind. So I guess there is no point in continuing on with this conversation.
2012-12-03 10:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
And when the trip was done the ship smelled like the shait house door on a tuna boat.
2012-12-03 10:47:14 AM  
1 votes:

fireclown: Sorry. I saw the Mad Max movies. Australia went pretty gay.


thenewgay.net
2012-12-03 10:44:33 AM  
1 votes:
Sorry. I saw the Mad Max movies. Australia went pretty gay.
2012-12-03 10:43:18 AM  
1 votes:
Was the ship called "The Quivering Thigh?"

/Obscure?
2012-12-03 10:36:48 AM  
1 votes:
Something tells me that after a year at sea, numerous ports of call, and marrying the crew; that would have been a pretty sad lot

Full year to get there, what is that like 14,000 miles - so 38 miles per day - the ship was sailing at 1.5 knots??
2012-12-03 10:36:26 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: They were forgetting rules 1, 3, 5 and 7.


Sounds as if they were concerned that folks weren't obeying rules 1, 3, 5 & 7. And it makes ya wonder what kind of "abuse" they were referencing with rule #4.
gja
2012-12-03 10:32:59 AM  
1 votes:

MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Crime scene sex, it happens. Sometimes.
2012-12-03 10:31:49 AM  
1 votes:

MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?


.
An extra high tide?
2012-12-03 10:26:50 AM  
1 votes:
I bet the bill of lading had 1.57 gross whores.
2012-12-03 10:25:57 AM  
1 votes:

MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?


oral city?
2012-12-03 10:22:45 AM  
1 votes:
So, they cured homosexuality in New South Wales eh?
2012-12-03 08:54:58 AM  
1 votes:
I have a friend (whose mother still owns a whore house) who can trace the family madam heritage back that far. I expect that book to go for far more than £7000 if their family name is in it. Her great x 6 grandmother was a mistress that fell out of favor and was sent to Australia for being a whore.

If the book has the right signatures, it could be worth £50 million in blackmail potential alone.
 
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