MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?
doczoidberg: Masturbation is better than sex, in my opinion.Sex takes too long. Plus, it doesn't involve as much porn.
No Such Agency: Plus, you'd be surprised how good women can be at BJ's, considering they don't even have penises themselves.
Mouser: fozziewazzi: Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.My guess is, after having been colonized by the Moors Moops for a few centuries, the Spanish probably figured that adding a few more brown people to the gene pool wouldn't matter.
poe_zlaw: That's a sad story with a sorry attempt to make it sound acceptable. Basically state sanctioned sex slaves. Seriously-- imagine the ship when it arrives at port-- the men on the shore waiting its arrival. Do you think they were there on their knees asking for date?
kvinesknows: kid_icarus: Nurglitch: So, they cured homosexuality in New South Wales eh?Prison ghey != actual ghey.does telling yourself that help you to sleep better?
kid_icarus: Nurglitch: So, they cured homosexuality in New South Wales eh?Prison ghey != actual ghey.
fireclown: Onkel Buck: Was the ship called "The Quivering Thigh?"Was that that crazy U.S. Civil war hooker boat?/too lazy to GIS, and it would take the fun out of it.//did I win?
ChipNASA: A "shipload". That's a lot of prostitutes./really
push3r: Can't we all just agree that there is:A. Homosexual behaviorB. Homosexual preferenceand that A and B can each exist independently of the other?/not gay//well, maybe a little gay///70%-80% hetero on the Kinsey give or take
danno_to_infinity: so that's why New South Wales sheep are so attuned to the sound of dropping trousers. Makes sense now.I keed, I keedHow long did the UK send convicts to Oz? Was it only the initial ships that were prisoners? Did they keep doing it for a while?
letrole: kvinesknows: Prison ghey != actual ghey.letrole: Homosexuality is often a compromise for those who are unable to form normal relationships. Any port in a storm, as it were.Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Umm, no.Umm, yes.Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.
fireclown: Sorry. I saw the Mad Max movies. Australia went pretty gay.
Sybarite: They were forgetting rules 1, 3, 5 and 7.
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