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(Daily Mail)   New book tells the story of the shipload of fearless hard-drinking hookers who kept Australia from turning completely gay   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 95
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2012-12-03 11:16:18 AM  
blackhonda

"Why hasn't this been made into a movie. It has all the elements of a good one."

Kind of has been. Good show.

Link
 
2012-12-03 11:18:22 AM  

MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?


shark week
 
2012-12-03 11:24:30 AM  
kvinesknows: can we correct this please?? I never said the quote attributed to me.

kid_icarus: Prison ghey != actual ghey.
 
2012-12-03 11:27:17 AM  
Wow, great penmanship.
 
2012-12-03 11:27:43 AM  
Just because Australia is full of overly friendly, tatooed, pierced, creative interior decorators doesn't mean they're all gay.

\or does it?
 
2012-12-03 11:28:53 AM  

Onkel Buck: Was the ship called "The Quivering Thigh?"


Was that that crazy U.S. Civil war hooker boat?

/too lazy to GIS, and it would take the fun out of it.
//did I win?
 
2012-12-03 11:30:22 AM  
Can't we all just agree that there is:

A. Homosexual behavior
B. Homosexual preference

and that A and B can each exist independently of the other?

/not gay
//well, maybe a little gay
///70%-80% hetero on the Kinsey give or take
 
2012-12-03 11:34:44 AM  

push3r: Can't we all just agree that there is:

A. Homosexual behavior
B. Homosexual preference

and that A and B can each exist independently of the other?

/not gay
//well, maybe a little gay
///70%-80% hetero on the Kinsey give or take


How you doin'? 

/call me
 
2012-12-03 11:39:02 AM  

ChipNASA: A "shipload". That's a lot of prostitutes.
/really


A 'shipload' is the generally accepted term for a group of whores (something to do with semen I think.)
 
2012-12-03 11:40:21 AM  
The Lady Juliana set sail from Plymouth on July 29, 1789 and didn't arrive until nearly a year later.

My guess is they were not i much of a hurry.

HEY! I just got a brilliant idea for a cruse line!
 
2012-12-03 11:41:12 AM  

tolallorti: kvinesknows: kid_icarus: Nurglitch: So, they cured homosexuality in New South Wales eh?

Prison ghey != actual ghey.

does telling yourself that help you to sleep better?

You hafta empty your balls into something, and they didn't have any of your fancy fleshlights or inflatable dolls back in those days. It was really a choice between sticking your goo bazooka into a man or a wallaby, and granted some of those wallabies were pretty damn sexy, but they didn't have the nice, glovelike feel of the insides of a man.


Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.
 
2012-12-03 11:48:28 AM  

fireclown: Onkel Buck: Was the ship called "The Quivering Thigh?"

Was that that crazy U.S. Civil war hooker boat?

/too lazy to GIS, and it would take the fun out of it.
//did I win?


i571.photobucket.com
Thanks for playing please drive thru
 
2012-12-03 11:53:09 AM  

fozziewazzi: tolallorti: kvinesknows: kid_icarus: Nurglitch: So, they cured homosexuality in New South Wales eh?

Prison ghey != actual ghey.

does telling yourself that help you to sleep better?

You hafta empty your balls into something, and they didn't have any of your fancy fleshlights or inflatable dolls back in those days. It was really a choice between sticking your goo bazooka into a man or a wallaby, and granted some of those wallabies were pretty damn sexy, but they didn't have the nice, glovelike feel of the insides of a man.

Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.


well to be fair to the british.. non even natives took such poor care of their teeth so its hard to blame them for wanting toothless biatches
 
2012-12-03 12:00:34 PM  
It's just the latest package Carnival is offering to boost sales
 
2012-12-03 12:09:37 PM  

stuffy: The Lady Juliana set sail from Plymouth on July 29, 1789 and didn't arrive until nearly a year later.

My guess is they were not i much of a hurry.

HEY! I just got a brilliant idea for a cruse line!


Exactly. I am thinking the entire voyage was made just using that small little triangle sail that attaches at the bow. ( I am sure some nautical farker knows what it is called. )
 
2012-12-03 12:12:11 PM  

danno_to_infinity: How long did the UK send convicts to Oz? Was it only the initial ships that were prisoners? Did they keep doing it for a while?


They started in 1787...pretty much as soon as it became difficult to send them to America, and continued until 1868.
 
2012-12-03 12:18:54 PM  

fozziewazzi: Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.


My guess is, after having been colonized by the Moors for a few centuries, the Spanish probably figured that adding a few more brown people to the gene pool wouldn't matter.
 
2012-12-03 12:34:08 PM  

Mouser: fozziewazzi: Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.

My guess is, after having been colonized by the Moors Moops for a few centuries, the Spanish probably figured that adding a few more brown people to the gene pool wouldn't matter.


FTFY
 
2012-12-03 12:40:23 PM  

Onkel Buck: fireclown: Onkel Buck: Was the ship called "The Quivering Thigh?"

Was that that crazy U.S. Civil war hooker boat?

/too lazy to GIS, and it would take the fun out of it.
//did I win?

[i571.photobucket.com image 646x719]
Thanks for playing please drive thru


1993 wants your graphic back.
 
2012-12-03 01:03:52 PM  

ChipNASA: A "shipload". That's a lot of prostitutes.
/really


i frequently measure things in units such as crapload, buttload and shiatload. i concur, a shipload of whores, damn, it would probably take up an entire section of the CostCo's.
 
2012-12-03 01:25:51 PM  

KrispyKritter: ChipNASA: A "shipload". That's a lot of prostitutes.
/really

i frequently measure things in units such as crapload, buttload and shiatload. i concur, a shipload of whores, damn, it would probably take up an entire section of the CostCo's.


CSB time

My family also used such imprecise measures for a while. Then we observed this, and thus gained exact knowledge of a "shiatload": A farmer was hauling manure down a country road outside Lewisburg PA. It was piled as high as it could go, and little clumps were slowly falling off as he drove down the road. A shiatload is putting 27 cubic yards of shiat onto a 9 cubic yard trailer.
 
2012-12-03 01:27:22 PM  

MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?


Note: the "synchronized menstruation" phenomenon is only speculative, and the evidence for it is rather shaky.
 
2012-12-03 01:32:03 PM  

freewill: poe_zlaw: That's a sad story with a sorry attempt to make it sound acceptable. Basically state sanctioned sex slaves. Seriously-- imagine the ship when it arrives at port-- the men on the shore waiting its arrival. Do you think they were there on their knees asking for date?

Well, I guess we should track down all the people involved and execute them. I'd be totally on board with that. It's terrible and we should make it so that nobody responsible is alive anymore.

/ Australia is basically the backstory to Starcraft.


Wow, I never realized that. They even have the Zerg covered.
 
2012-12-03 01:32:10 PM  
Imagine all those hookers sailing up the Danube.
 
2012-12-03 01:32:12 PM  

HailRobonia: MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?

Note: the "synchronized menstruation" phenomenon is only speculative, and the evidence for it is rather shaky.


I think it's okay to speculate, he did say 'imagine', after all.
 
2012-12-03 02:50:22 PM  
wasn't that a TV movie with Beau Bridges?

probly too old and obscure for Fark
 
2012-12-03 03:11:12 PM  
I likely had sex with the far removed offspring of one of these women. The must have passed their skill down through the family, because this woman was not a prostitute, but she was outstanding in the sexual department. I would likely have to say that out of the women I have had sex with she would have to be counted as the most enjoyable and fun.
 
2012-12-03 03:19:13 PM  

padraig: Better my hand than my neighbor's butt.


No wonder you're not welcome at the neighborhood parties anymore.
 
2012-12-03 03:20:04 PM  

padraig: tolallorti: You hafta empty your balls into something, and they didn't have any of your fancy fleshlights or inflatable dolls back in those days. It was really a choice between sticking your goo bazooka into a man or a wallaby, and granted some of those wallabies were pretty damn sexy, but they didn't have the nice, glovelike feel of the insides of a man.

That's something I never understood. I've had some very long dry spells, but never once in my life did it led me to want to stick my dick in some guy's ass. I mean, is masturbation not a good substitude anymore ? Better my hand than my neighbor's butt.


I've seen your neighbor and I agree.
 
2012-12-03 03:21:21 PM  

Mouser: fozziewazzi: Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.

Pretty much this.

British colonies had nowhere near the same amount of creolization as Latin America.

My guess is, after having been colonized by the Moors for a few centuries, the Spanish probably figured that adding a few more brown people to the gene pool wouldn't matter.


Also this. And the fact that the English brand of racism is quite different from the Spanish brand of racism. The English are just...meaner about it. Like, totally disgusted by others who look or act remotely different from them. Don't get me wrong, the Spanish are pretty nasty about race too. They were just less absolute than the Brits were about it, and often chose not to care.
 
2012-12-03 03:22:58 PM  

KrispyKritter: ChipNASA: A "shipload". That's a lot of prostitutes.
/really

i frequently measure things in units such as crapload, buttload and shiatload. i concur, a shipload of whores, damn, it would probably take up an entire section of the CostCo's.


I mashed my finger real bad one time and my co-worker asked me "how bad" it hurt. I told him "somewhere between a motherfarker and a sonofabiatch". He nodded knowingly and left me the fark alone.
 
2012-12-03 03:40:19 PM  

padraig: tolallorti: You hafta empty your balls into something, and they didn't have any of your fancy fleshlights or inflatable dolls back in those days. It was really a choice between sticking your goo bazooka into a man or a wallaby, and granted some of those wallabies were pretty damn sexy, but they didn't have the nice, glovelike feel of the insides of a man.

That's something I never understood. I've had some very long dry spells, but never once in my life did it led me to want to stick my dick in some guy's ass. I mean, is masturbation not a good substitude anymore ? Better my hand than my neighbor's butt.


I'm gay and have the opposite wondering. Never even kissed a woman, but I wonder if I could enjoy anything with one, even after a long time alone. Doubtful.
 
2012-12-03 04:06:28 PM  
Wayne 985:
padraig: tolallorti: You hafta empty your balls into something, and they didn't have any of your fancy fleshlights or inflatable dolls back in those days. It was really a choice between sticking your goo bazooka into a man or a wallaby, and granted some of those wallabies were pretty damn sexy, but they didn't have the nice, glovelike feel of the insides of a man.

That's something I never understood. I've had some very long dry spells, but never once in my life did it led me to want to stick my dick in some guy's ass. I mean, is masturbation not a good substitude anymore ? Better my hand than my neighbor's butt.

I'm gay and have the opposite wondering. Never even kissed a woman, but I wonder if I could enjoy anything with one, even after a long time alone. Doubtful.


Dude, gay men have summoned the courage to sport a stiffy long enough to produce heirs, for all of recorded history (so, for as long as straight men have found themselves in situations where gay sex was worth having). Plus, you'd be surprised how good women can be at BJ's, considering they don't even have penises themselves.
 
2012-12-03 04:41:51 PM  

No Such Agency: Plus, you'd be surprised how good women can be at BJ's, considering they don't even have penises themselves.


Well most of them anyway. This one time when I was in Bangkok...
 
2012-12-03 05:22:59 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: No Such Agency: Plus, you'd be surprised how good women can be at BJ's, considering they don't even have penises themselves.

Well most of them anyway. This one time when I was in Bangkok...


Most women are surprising good at BJ's? That's not really my experience, but lucky you.
 
2012-12-03 06:24:04 PM  
'The prisoners were all women and this was deliberate, in part to redistribute the gender imbalance in Australia and lessen the sexual tensions in the colony and try to minimise homosexuality in New South Wales.

25.media.tumblr.com

Too bad it didn't work.

The ship did not arrive in Port Jackson, which grew to become modern-day Sydney, until June 6, 1790, making it one of the longest voyages for early-settlers to the colony.


So they had a whole ship full of sex slaves they could rape at their leisure and so they probably spent a number of days a week not bothering to put up any sails at all just doing a half dozen hookers at a time and paying them in grog, if at all. And this being a British ship I'm sure there were lots of "rope ends" and cat o' nines for those who liked that sort of thing.
 
2012-12-03 06:37:23 PM  

KrispyKritter: ChipNASA: A "shipload". That's a lot of prostitutes.
/really

i frequently measure things in units such as crapload, buttload and shiatload. i concur, a shipload of whores, damn, it would probably take up an entire section of the CostCo's.


I think a "buttload" is a real measurement for beer and/or wine, based of a barrel. Too tired to look it up on the internets now.
 
2012-12-03 08:16:15 PM  

lightgreyaussie: Mouser: fozziewazzi: Well there were always the natives. It's interesting that the British would rather have poked each each than sample the local cuisine, while the Spanish had no problem at all taking native booty. Look at the all the places the British settled - they had to have white women. They'd rather have bros and hos before taking on a native wife.

Pretty much this.

British colonies had nowhere near the same amount of creolization as Latin America.

My guess is, after having been colonized by the Moors for a few centuries, the Spanish probably figured that adding a few more brown people to the gene pool wouldn't matter.

Also this. And the fact that the English brand of racism is quite different from the Spanish brand of racism. The English are just...meaner about it. Like, totally disgusted by others who look or act remotely different from them. Don't get me wrong, the Spanish are pretty nasty about race too. They were just less absolute than the Brits were about it, and often chose not to care.


The English were also dumber about it too. If they had made nice with the natives, they could have helped them find food. It never occurred to them that they could have learned something from a bunch of 'savages', who were able to live in the area just fine, while they were loosing their teeth and shiatting themselves to death from scurvy and dysentery.
 
2012-12-03 09:53:23 PM  
I May Be Crazy But...:
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: No Such Agency: Plus, you'd be surprised how good women can be at BJ's, considering they don't even have penises themselves.

Well most of them anyway. This one time when I was in Bangkok...

Most women are surprising good at BJ's? That's not really my experience, but lucky you.


Sssh, I'm trying to convert the gays here.
 
2012-12-03 10:57:57 PM  

No Such Agency: Wayne 985:
padraig: tolallorti: You hafta empty your balls into something, and they didn't have any of your fancy fleshlights or inflatable dolls back in those days. It was really a choice between sticking your goo bazooka into a man or a wallaby, and granted some of those wallabies were pretty damn sexy, but they didn't have the nice, glovelike feel of the insides of a man.

That's something I never understood. I've had some very long dry spells, but never once in my life did it led me to want to stick my dick in some guy's ass. I mean, is masturbation not a good substitude anymore ? Better my hand than my neighbor's butt.

I'm gay and have the opposite wondering. Never even kissed a woman, but I wonder if I could enjoy anything with one, even after a long time alone. Doubtful.

Dude, gay men have summoned the courage to sport a stiffy long enough to produce heirs, for all of recorded history (so, for as long as straight men have found themselves in situations where gay sex was worth having). Plus, you'd be surprised how good women can be at BJ's, considering they don't even have penises themselves.


Listen, if you're not fat or ugly, I'll let most anyone blow me. I can't promise a great time, but hey...
 
2012-12-03 11:05:59 PM  
Wayne 985:
I'll let most anyone blow me. 

www.gagbay.com
 
2012-12-03 11:59:05 PM  
Biness: MemeSlave: Wow, can you imagine what happened on that ship every 28 days?

shark week


bears holding sharks
 
2012-12-04 02:34:53 AM  
Interesting how everyone is avoiding discussing the matter of sex with Wallabies. Like it doesn't exist or something *wink wink*
 
2012-12-04 02:48:01 AM  

Farxist Marxist: Interesting how everyone is avoiding discussing the matter of sex with Wallabies. Like it doesn't exist or something *wink wink*


Have you seen an episode of Rocko's Modern Life? Plenty of kinky references there. I'm still not sure if he and the cow were something more than friends.
 
2012-12-04 10:06:54 AM  

Farxist Marxist: Interesting how everyone is avoiding discussing the matter of sex with Wallabies. Like it doesn't exist or something *wink wink*


Sex with wallabies is awesome, provided you use you rise up lights properly
 
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