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2012-12-03 06:28:58 AM
I will drink some alcohol.
 
2012-12-03 06:38:54 AM
I will be laying out my plans to quit smoking on the first of January when i find out the world doesn't end like I want it to.
 
2012-12-03 06:42:57 AM
Dec 22... way too hungover.
 
2012-12-03 06:51:32 AM
Drew,
Where is the end of the world fark party?
 
2012-12-03 06:52:11 AM
Your credit card bill will be due by January 1.
 
2012-12-03 07:38:15 AM
I will consume a quality pot brownie and find everything hysterical.
 
2012-12-03 07:58:58 AM
I will be in Belize, giving the Mayans a piece of my mind.*

*one of these things is true.
 
2012-12-03 08:09:05 AM
The Republicans refuse to acknowledge Obama as the next president, raise a militia, attack the capital, which sparks a nuclear war.

Boom. The end.
 
2012-12-03 08:13:04 AM
Someone posts a worthwhile thread on the FarkUs tab
 
2012-12-03 08:15:55 AM
Still might not be done Christmas shopping by then.
 
2012-12-03 08:21:53 AM
I'm currently constructing a giant baseball bat to hit a 30,000mph fasteroid back into space. I am the world's last and greatest hope.
 
2012-12-03 08:24:26 AM
 
2012-12-03 08:33:05 AM
The relevant drinking and hangovers have been covered already I see. Good.
 
2012-12-03 08:45:41 AM
I will be eaten first.
 
2012-12-03 08:49:39 AM
A lawnchair will be knocked over.

OH THE HUMANITY
 
2012-12-03 08:51:39 AM

Sybarite: I will be eaten first.


Ia! Ia!
 
2012-12-03 08:53:26 AM
People will get out of bed and go about their normal activities. Either that or it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane. Possibly followed by bloodletting, cheesecake, and jelly bean.
 
2012-12-03 09:01:26 AM
I predict the 21st will be a Friday.
 
2012-12-03 09:01:51 AM
Sometime on the morning of the 21st, Scarlett Johansson will finally reply to one of my daily emails.
 
2012-12-03 09:04:25 AM
I predict an epic Fark thread, much like the one that sprang up on the day that preacher predicted the rapture.
 
2012-12-03 09:06:20 AM

JerseyTim: Sometime on the morning of the 21st, Scarlett Johansson will finally reply to one of my daily emails.


or her lawyer?
 
2012-12-03 09:08:06 AM

Earguy: I predict an epic Fark thread, much like the one that sprang up on the day that preacher predicted the rapture.


This but with no Randy Savage to save us
 
2012-12-03 09:13:42 AM
A whole lot of news reporters mentioning it and getting it completely wrong with, "Well Bob, it looks like the Mayans got it wrong" when the Mayans never said shiat about an apocolypse. It was these stupid End Of Days conspiracy theorists just finding a new thing to seize on.
 
2012-12-03 09:18:38 AM
The next day we predict to be the end of the world will be announced.
 
2012-12-03 09:19:42 AM

SmackLT: A whole lot of news reporters mentioning it and getting it completely wrong with, "Well Bob, it looks like the Mayans got it wrong" when the Mayans never said shiat about an apocolypse. It was these stupid End Of Days conspiracy theorists just finding a new thing to seize on.


When was the last time the Mayan odometer turned over?
 
2012-12-03 09:29:00 AM
The US economy drives off a cliff.
 
2012-12-03 09:33:58 AM
I predict the beginning of Winter in one hemisphere and the beginning of Summer in another hemisphere.
 
2012-12-03 09:37:49 AM

Nefarious: SmackLT: A whole lot of news reporters mentioning it and getting it completely wrong with, "Well Bob, it looks like the Mayans got it wrong" when the Mayans never said shiat about an apocolypse. It was these stupid End Of Days conspiracy theorists just finding a new thing to seize on.

When was the last time the Mayan odometer turned over?


It was right around the same time as that massive apocalypse, but that's totally coincidental.
 
2012-12-03 09:41:46 AM
I predict that I'll wake up at around 6:00 AM, make some coffee, feed the dog & cats, take a shower, and go to work. After work, I'll stop at the neighborhood pub for a few beers and maybe some jalapeno poppers. Maybe I'll play a game or two of darts. Then I'll go home and watch some TV or maybe something on Netflix.

Yep. It's going to be a f*cking interesting end of the world - Just like the past 10 ends of the world that I can remember in recent history.
 
2012-12-03 09:47:21 AM
fark all.
 
2012-12-03 09:52:39 AM
It's a Friday, so that means I'll be off work and likely will sleep in a little, wake up with a redbull and making fun of tards on TFD.

/It has been written
//it will be done
 
2012-12-03 09:58:56 AM
So does this apocalypse have a specific time or will it take all day?

I'm also off work on Fridays so I will probably sleep through it.
 
2012-12-03 10:06:20 AM
I'm really hoping for a Rapture (tm) type apocalypse, where all the religious nutbars float away, leaving the rest of us in peace. Maybe then we can straighten out the world.
 
2012-12-03 10:13:45 AM

Krymson Tyde: People will get out of bed and go about their normal activities. Either that or it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane. Possibly followed by bloodletting, cheesecake, and jelly bean.


It'll be ok as long as Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
 
2012-12-03 10:16:42 AM
The Northern Hemisphere will experience the largest proportion of darkness to light IN THE WHOLE YEAR. The Southern Hemisphere will experience the opposite. Our world is being wrenched assunder!
 
2012-12-03 10:22:22 AM

Unobtanium: I predict the beginning of Winter in one hemisphere and the beginning of Summer in another hemisphere.


Ha, like we'd ever have two different seasons at the same time. That's madness!
 
2012-12-03 10:28:00 AM
i might put on pants.

probably not, but it's a possibility i can't rule out.
 
2012-12-03 10:38:36 AM
The world will be in crisis..................as usual.
 
2012-12-03 10:41:27 AM
I will likely spend the day watching end of the world type moves (Melancholia, The Rapture, Armageddon, Deep Impact et al) and MST3k'ing them.
 
2012-12-03 10:47:13 AM

basemetal: It's a Friday, so that means I'll be off work and likely will sleep in a little, wake up with a redbull and making fun of tards on TFD.

/It has been written
//it will be done


wait wait wait...you're going to make fun of yourself?
 
2012-12-03 10:58:13 AM
The Nine-footed God is coming back and He's going to kick your ass. Nine times.
 
2012-12-03 11:00:02 AM
I will wake up in Antarctica and get on a plane to New Zealand. So I figure if the end of the world comes it probably helps that I'm in Antarctica, or on a plane.
 
2012-12-03 11:28:55 AM

Krymson Tyde: basemetal: It's a Friday, so that means I'll be off work and likely will sleep in a little, wake up with a redbull and making fun of tards on TFD.

/It has been written
//it will be done

wait wait wait...you're going to make fun of yourself?


It's been known to happen.
 
2012-12-03 11:47:14 AM
I predict I will travel to Arizona on that day, for the purpose of spending the holidays with my pathologically awful mother-in-law. So yeah, the Mayan apocalypse will be a sweet relief.

Also, I predict whiskey.
 
2012-12-03 12:17:34 PM
As much fun as Y2K, with bonus new age hipster freakouts as their latest fixation fails to pan out.
 
2012-12-03 12:57:36 PM
It's a Friday, I'll be working *sigh*
 
2012-12-03 01:06:35 PM
The Large Hadron Collider does generate a black hole.
 
2012-12-03 02:17:34 PM
My prediction: Nothing.

www.notenoted.com
 
2012-12-03 05:03:55 PM
I will have survived the next 3 weeks of work and get a few weeks off to get my blood sugar problems under control
 
2012-12-04 12:09:09 AM
Come on! The only reason the calendar stops when it does is the Mayan's ran out of rock. And, they probably didn't expect the whole sorry mess to last this long.
 
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