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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   LalaLand quiz: 1) man brings knife to gunfight.. 2) knifeman takes woman hostage, gambles that LAPD will shoot the hostage, not him.. Predict outcome: THE UNTOUCHABLES or SPEED   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line 34
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2012-12-03 08:35:07 AM
If the cops didn't have guns, the man would still be alive
 
2012-12-03 08:36:20 AM
Speed since Untouchables took place in Chicago?
 
2012-12-03 08:38:10 AM
I'm betting

www.jontanis.com
 
2012-12-03 08:39:12 AM
Why did the Coroner shoot him?
 
2012-12-03 08:41:00 AM
www.milesteves.com 
 
2012-12-03 08:51:14 AM
His relationship to the woman was unclear. Seems clear to me. He's a corpse.
 
2012-12-03 08:58:36 AM
I guess he's better off dead. 18 years old and already making really bad choices.
 
2012-12-03 08:59:00 AM
His relationship to the woman was unclear.

Attacker and Attackee?
 
2012-12-03 09:04:20 AM
C. The answer is always C.
 
2012-12-03 09:16:35 AM
When you're thugging and you've watched too much TV, you're going to end up dead. They may have got this one before it could breed.
 
2012-12-03 09:17:17 AM

ChipNASA: I'm betting

[www.jontanis.com image 90x90]


Came for the headshot pic, leaving satisfied.

/isn't it an animated gif?
//or has work also blocked gifs from animating?
///hates Mondays
 
2012-12-03 09:20:10 AM
It is animated
you can GIS it,.
 
2012-12-03 09:21:31 AM
Welcome to Obama's America, where American citizens can be executed without the benefit of a trial.
 
2012-12-03 09:22:52 AM

vygramul: Welcome to Obama's America, where American citizens can be executed without the benefit of a trial.


I know! Isn't it great?!
 
2012-12-03 09:26:16 AM

DubyaHater: If the cops didn't have guns, the man would still be alive


Lol..very timely sir
 
2012-12-03 09:28:33 AM
They need to shoot that web developer, too.
 
2012-12-03 09:30:31 AM
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'
 
2012-12-03 09:40:15 AM
Very sad. It is near Christmas and I am sure that he was just misunderstood and had a troubled past. If the police had just taken the time to talk to him and find out who he was and gotten to know the person he was and the journey he was taking with his life, perhaps they ...............

I am sorry. I lost my mind for a second. And I must apologize for the string of liberal, new age, touchy feely crap. The man did something incredibly stupid and it cost him his life. The real benefit here is that it is unlikely he has produced children and thus his twisted DNA stopped there and then. And we will be spared any of his half-witted progeny.
 
2012-12-03 09:41:44 AM
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Just shoot them both
/hot like a red hot poker
 
2012-12-03 09:42:01 AM
He chose... poorly.
 
2012-12-03 09:46:58 AM
I cut choo meng.
 
2012-12-03 09:48:52 AM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: I cut choo meng.


omg this.

good riddance ass wipe.
 
2012-12-03 09:52:10 AM
So the real news: LEOs open fire on suspect, hit suspect, and don't hit anyone else. The hostage even survived with only minor injuries.
 
2012-12-03 09:58:52 AM
Well the video cuts out the good part.... but I'm going to assume the two officers simply walked in opposing directions to flank the guy, and whoever had the clear shot took it. Cant hold a shield on both sides of you.

Also, why the hell would the guy walk towards the cops.

Oh well.
 
2012-12-03 10:07:39 AM
Suicide by Cop
/Kudos to the Police for making sure this A-Hole never uses any more precious resources
 
2012-12-03 10:07:46 AM

factoryconnection: So the real news: LEOs open fire on suspect, hit suspect, and don't hit anyone else. The hostage even survived with only minor injuries.


Thank god they weren't VIRGOS.
 
2012-12-03 10:11:04 AM
If this happened in NYC, 11 people would have sustained bullet injuries, the knife-wielding a-hole would have resorted to killing himself, and the police force would be cleared of all wrongdoing.
 
2012-12-03 10:16:03 AM
 
2012-12-03 12:36:49 PM

Driedsponge: If this happened in NYC, 11 people would have sustained bullet injuries, the knife-wielding a-hole would have resorted to killing himself, and the police force would be cleared of all wrongdoing.


and at least two derps would be standing there filming the firefight and trying to ask the cops questions during the battle.. then use the evidence to show how the police ignored them and our society is falling apart.. duuuurr
 
2012-12-03 12:36:59 PM
Sheesh, everyone knows "suicide by cop". No one takes a hostage in LA thinking the cops are going to shoot the hostage. The cops here may be crazy trigger happy, but they do tend to shoot the crooks (and ask questions later).

And anyhow, this is like the safest year in decades for LaLa land. Los Angeles having the rep for being gangland central is soooo 1990's.

Go post stuff about Chicago, Detroit or Oakland if you want to talk about crappy city with lotsa murders.
 
2012-12-03 12:58:04 PM

JackieRabbit: When you're thugging and you've watched too much TV, you're going to end up dead. They may have got this one before it could breed.


18? Are you kidding? Probably put 4 or 5 buns in the oven by now. The stupid, it starts breeding as soon as it starts bleeding or seeding.
 
2012-12-03 02:48:47 PM
I used to work on the road, and was hanging out with some of the guys. They put on one of the Faces of Death DVDs. I really have no desire to see real-life death like that, but I was drunk and didn't feel like going back to my own motel room yet, so I just tried to ignore. There was only one clip that I approved of because of the circumstances.

The vid was of a police showdown somewhere in Asia (Philippines, I think) of some cocky asshole holding a pregnant woman at knife-point. The police are shouting orders at it, and the dick keeps shouting back "Do it! Shoot me!" with a grin on his face. The cops get tired of waiting and put a bullet between his eyes. I didn't like seeing the guy die, but he totally earned it.

/CSB
 
2012-12-03 03:36:46 PM

Mega Steve: I used to work on the road, and was hanging out with some of the guys. They put on one of the Faces of Death DVDs. I really have no desire to see real-life death like that, but I was drunk and didn't feel like going back to my own motel room yet, so I just tried to ignore.


It's like getting on a roller coaster.
 
2012-12-03 08:52:00 PM
I'll go with NCIS, subby. Specifically, the episode where Jethro shot through the NCIS agent to kill the fugitive who was holding her hostage on the bus.
 
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