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(Huffington Post)   Judge to Birther Queen Orly Taitz: "You should know that evidence is not stuff printed from the Internet"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2012-12-03 05:48:04 AM  
6 votes:
i560.photobucket.com
2012-12-03 09:02:32 AM  
5 votes:

dickfreckle:
What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.



...dammit. Now I can't stop seeing just how much she looks like Henrietta Hen.

/She reminds- I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
//Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.
///Look sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet o' yours?
2012-12-03 06:14:37 AM  
5 votes:

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


It's would be all fun and games until she asks to see your long-form penis.
2012-12-03 12:57:57 AM  
4 votes:
i1214.photobucket.com
2012-12-03 12:24:44 AM  
4 votes:

Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."


An especially lolworthy tidbit from the link you posted:

"I would like to take credit for a spectacular job preparing
papers and going down to the Orange County Superior Court and arguing this case
and getting sanctions, but I honestly believe a rhesus monkey could have beaten
Ms. Taitz and got a sanction award based on the awful lack of merit to the
subpoena itself," Ritt said. "And the case itself, from what I could tell,
seems just ludicrous on its face."
2012-12-03 09:07:11 AM  
3 votes:

PsyLord: FTA: Orly Taitz, the California dentist and attorney

That's an interesting degree combo.


Getting judges to believe in birther bullshiat is like pulling teeth...
2012-12-03 08:29:33 AM  
3 votes:

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


TRouble is, it's her jaw that comes unhinged - and then she swallows you whole.
2012-12-03 06:59:30 AM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 July 1969.


popgoestheweek.com
2012-12-03 03:07:30 AM  
3 votes:

Ambivalence: She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


Never mind that, how the hell did she get licensed in the first place? I'm going to need to see ALL of her law school records and her long form original bar exam.
2012-12-03 12:45:52 AM  
3 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2012-12-03 12:11:59 AM  
3 votes:
I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 July 1969.
2012-12-03 12:55:25 PM  
2 votes:

offmymeds: Can you imagine what the offspring of Orly Taitz and Glenn Beck might grow up to be like? *shudder*


i43.photobucket.com
2012-12-03 08:17:56 AM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

But it was on the internet, it has to be true...
2012-12-03 06:19:21 AM  
2 votes:
Of course she thinks downloaded GIS images are sufficient evidence. Where do you think she got her degrees from?
2012-12-03 05:55:08 AM  
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."

An especially lolworthy tidbit from the link you posted:

"I would like to take credit for a spectacular job preparing
papers and going down to the Orange County Superior Court and arguing this case
and getting sanctions, but I honestly believe a rhesus monkey could have beaten
Ms. Taitz and got a sanction award based on the awful lack of merit to the
subpoena itself," Ritt said. "And the case itself, from what I could tell,
seems just ludicrous on its face."


i28.photobucket.com

Bite macaque, Orly
2012-12-03 05:46:36 AM  
2 votes:

Serious Black: So you do it in the shower. Big farking deal.


BUT THE CHEMICALS R IN TEH WATER THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE YOUR BRAIN OBEY!!!
2012-12-03 05:23:15 AM  
2 votes:
I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.
2012-12-02 11:57:45 PM  
2 votes:
Margines also ordered Taitz to pay the college $4,000 to cover the resources spent defending itself.

www.magpies.net
2012-12-02 11:52:36 PM  
2 votes:

Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.


All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth
2012-12-04 06:41:58 AM  
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: GOOD. >:-(


www.iruntheinternet.com
2012-12-03 02:49:19 PM  
1 votes:

zekeburger: I wonder if three guys with 12" beer-can thick dicks could fark the crazy out of her?


Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter and Ann Coulter?

/weirdestboner.jpg
2012-12-03 01:25:38 PM  
1 votes:

robhidalgo: NFA: Did anyone ever notice that when Trump did his ridiculous publicity stunt of offering Obama 5 million dollars to a charity of his choice, that the terms of the deal were literally impossible to meet? He wanted Obama college and passport applications and records. Who the hell keeps copies of college and passport applications? Who EVER has access the to originals, as if the government keeps all passport applications in a secret vault somewhere. No they don't, they're entered into the system and destroyed. Trump knows that.

The whole birther movement is beyond infantile.

The thing about this 'Taint chick is that she's both a lawyer and an attorney. Both of those require significant schooling, so one might conclude that she is at least somewhat intelligent. How is it possible then for her to come off as such a blithering idiot about this?


The thing is, Trump announced that he had new blockbuster information that would totally change the election. Not a ‶challenge." Information.Very big information." That he would announce fourteen days before the election.

Then, when the day of the announcement came, he does his Dr. Evil-style $5 million challenge instead. That isn′t by any stretch of the imagination information at all, let alone very big information."

No, he had something else ― or thought he did. And then, between his announcement of having big information and his deadline for revealing it, whatever it was fell through. Hard. Leaving him with nothing to announce (whatever it was would′ve been utterly humiliating had he gone through with it, and by then he realized that), so he had to come up with something after all that build-up, thus the lame $5 million challenge.

I strongly suspect that he actually fell for ‶Peter R.′s" hilariously obviously fake ‶Kenyan Birth Video." Peter R. outright said that Donald Trump was one of the people interested in this. You may remember it ― there was a FARK Video article on it. You know, supposedly digitized from a VHS dub of a Super 8mm home movie, despite the fact that Super 8 wouldn′t be invented for over ½ a decade after Obama′s birth? Never mind that that was one awfully big (looked to be at least three months old) and dark-skinned (even full-blooded black babies are pale when newborn) ‶newborn." And the Sharpie-penned chart and calendar (Sharpie™ pens hadn′t been invented yet either). And the wrong flag pen on the doctor (Kenya wasn′t a Republic yet and was still using the flag of British East Africa at the time). And the amazingly repetitive 8mm-like dust and scratches. And so on, and so on, and so on.

Anyone got any other explanations for those known aspects of Trump′s behavior regarding his planned announcement?

As for Orly, we know for a fact that she fell for a hilariously obvious hoax of a Kenyan birth certificate, and tried to submit it as evidence in court.
2012-12-03 10:47:34 AM  
1 votes:
I feel so sorry for that poor parakeet in her head having to pull all those levers to move her around.
2012-12-03 09:58:05 AM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: this sort of derp is self-sustaining in the end.


A Perpetual Derp Machine if you will...
2012-12-03 07:52:21 AM  
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Not just smacked down, but fined too.

Good on ya, judge!


That's fine by me. GET IT? FINE?? hahahahahahaha
2012-12-03 07:40:59 AM  
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: dickfreckle: What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

Lots and lots of blowjobs. Lots of satisfied professors and nerds willing to do assignments for her.


You know, I sometimes wonder if all men really are shallow pigs who would do anything for a blowjob or sex. Then I see dumbasses like Oily Taints, and I realize the answer must be yes.
2012-12-03 07:36:22 AM  
1 votes:

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


No you. Just study it out.
2012-12-03 07:29:03 AM  
1 votes:
I find it amazing the loyalty and outright fanaticism that the man has. The magnificent personal charisma that keeps these people going, striving and fighting for a Biden presidency.
2012-12-03 07:10:22 AM  
1 votes:

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


Kind of like the facts said Iraq had WMDs, right?

d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
2012-12-03 06:20:42 AM  
1 votes:

YodaBlues: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

It's would be all fun and games until she asks to see your long-form penis.


Not a problem, my stumpy little friend. Not a problem.
2012-12-03 05:47:12 AM  
1 votes:
I hope this human garbage is mouth-raped by 14 Gabonese cocksmiths until her head looks like Kennedy's on Nov. 22, 1963.

It's the only way to be sure.
2012-12-03 05:43:50 AM  
1 votes:
Trump. Taitz. Third Reich. It all makes sense now.
2012-12-03 05:38:35 AM  
1 votes:
Fine! Look, I KILLED VINCE FOSTER.

F*cking satisfied?
2012-12-03 05:27:21 AM  
1 votes:
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website.

Indeed, but not for the reasons you think.
2012-12-03 05:25:16 AM  
1 votes:

themindiswatching: Never mind that, how the hell did she get licensed in the first place?


Blowjobs.
2012-12-03 12:50:29 AM  
1 votes:
www.indecisionforever.com
2012-12-03 12:36:17 AM  
1 votes:
images.sodahead.com
2012-12-03 12:25:11 AM  
1 votes:

make me some tea: She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website


Defend Our Freedoms Foundation?

I want to defend our freedoms!

TAKE MY MONEY!
2012-12-03 12:20:28 AM  
1 votes:
I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."
 
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