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(Huffington Post)   Judge to Birther Queen Orly Taitz: "You should know that evidence is not stuff printed from the Internet"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 179
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2012-12-02 11:30:28 PM
HAAAHAHAAHA
 
2012-12-02 11:36:48 PM
GOOD. >:-(
 
2012-12-02 11:44:00 PM
I wonder how Taitz got so crazy.
 
2012-12-02 11:46:46 PM
Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.
 
2012-12-02 11:52:36 PM

Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.


All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth
 
2012-12-02 11:55:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth


She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)
 
2012-12-02 11:57:45 PM
Margines also ordered Taitz to pay the college $4,000 to cover the resources spent defending itself.

www.magpies.net
 
2012-12-03 12:02:36 AM
Not just smacked down, but fined too.

Good on ya, judge!
 
2012-12-03 12:11:59 AM
I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 July 1969.
 
2012-12-03 12:12:43 AM

Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website
 
2012-12-03 12:15:38 AM
And speaking of moon landings.
 
2012-12-03 12:16:41 AM
I was just thinking we hadn't heard from her in a while.
 
2012-12-03 12:20:28 AM
I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."
 
2012-12-03 12:24:44 AM

Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."


An especially lolworthy tidbit from the link you posted:

"I would like to take credit for a spectacular job preparing
papers and going down to the Orange County Superior Court and arguing this case
and getting sanctions, but I honestly believe a rhesus monkey could have beaten
Ms. Taitz and got a sanction award based on the awful lack of merit to the
subpoena itself," Ritt said. "And the case itself, from what I could tell,
seems just ludicrous on its face."
 
2012-12-03 12:25:11 AM

make me some tea: She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website


Defend Our Freedoms Foundation?

I want to defend our freedoms!

TAKE MY MONEY!
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-12-03 12:30:59 AM
Did anyone ever notice that when Trump did his ridiculous publicity stunt of offering Obama 5 million dollars to a charity of his choice, that the terms of the deal were literally impossible to meet? He wanted Obama college and passport applications and records. Who the hell keeps copies of college and passport applications? Who EVER has access the to originals, as if the government keeps all passport applications in a secret vault somewhere. No they don't, they're entered into the system and destroyed. Trump knows that.

The whole birther movement is beyond infantile.
 
2012-12-03 12:36:17 AM
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-03 12:45:52 AM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 12:46:00 AM

Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Sadly he is not any different from all the other judges. I am yet to see one single judge who gives a damn about this nation.

"

So the country is choc-full of learned and experienced legal professionals that all hate their country and/or are beholden to Obama. 

Orly, I'd like to introduce you to man named Occam...
 
2012-12-03 12:50:29 AM
www.indecisionforever.com
 
2012-12-03 12:51:30 AM
Tea Party activists traveled to Occidental and served a secretary in AGC with the motion to compel

There's little doubt in my mind that some people examine the Tea Party's positions (whatever they might be) and make a reasoned decision to back them. But a lot of people just need a good solid thwack on the head. Fer crissakes, using gullibility as a defense to racism is no way to go through life.
 
2012-12-03 12:57:57 AM
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 01:04:21 AM
 
2012-12-03 01:51:56 AM
And if anyone hasn't seen it, the Orly Taitz Remix is a classic. Bonus: The DJIA was down in the 9000 range then.
 
2012-12-03 02:27:01 AM
How is this woman still taken seriously by anyone, sane or not?
 
2012-12-03 02:34:47 AM

BronyMedic: How is this woman still taken seriously by anyone, sane or not?


she isn't.
 
2012-12-03 02:51:10 AM

Ambivalence: She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


I thought she had, but apparently she's still licensed in California. And even if she was disbarred, she could bring her own suits in propria persona... she just can't represent anyone else.
 
2012-12-03 03:07:30 AM

Ambivalence: She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


Never mind that, how the hell did she get licensed in the first place? I'm going to need to see ALL of her law school records and her long form original bar exam.
 
2012-12-03 03:53:46 AM

I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

i796.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 04:51:14 AM

Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]


I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.
 
2012-12-03 05:23:15 AM
I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.
 
2012-12-03 05:25:16 AM

themindiswatching: Never mind that, how the hell did she get licensed in the first place?


Blowjobs.
 
2012-12-03 05:27:21 AM
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website.

Indeed, but not for the reasons you think.
 
2012-12-03 05:34:31 AM

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


a woman that crazy has to have personal hygiene issues.
 
2012-12-03 05:35:28 AM
It just goes to prove that the BP drilling ban is valid - Oily Taintz is detrimental to your sanity.
 
2012-12-03 05:37:03 AM
citation needed!
 
2012-12-03 05:38:35 AM
Fine! Look, I KILLED VINCE FOSTER.

F*cking satisfied?
 
2012-12-03 05:43:01 AM
 
2012-12-03 05:43:28 AM

log_jammin: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

a woman that crazy has to have personal hygiene issues.


So you do it in the shower. Big farking deal.

/unless you're talking STIs
 
2012-12-03 05:43:34 AM
"Crank" is a pejorative term used for a person who holds an unshakable belief that most of his or her contemporaries consider to be false. A crank belief is so wildly at variance with those commonly held as to be ludicrous. Cranks characteristically dismiss all evidence or arguments which contradict their own unconventional beliefs, making rational debate a futile task, and rendering them impervious to facts, evidence, and rational inference.
Common synonyms for "crank" include crackpot and kook.
 
2012-12-03 05:43:50 AM
Trump. Taitz. Third Reich. It all makes sense now.
 
2012-12-03 05:46:36 AM

Serious Black: So you do it in the shower. Big farking deal.


BUT THE CHEMICALS R IN TEH WATER THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE YOUR BRAIN OBEY!!!
 
2012-12-03 05:47:12 AM
I hope this human garbage is mouth-raped by 14 Gabonese cocksmiths until her head looks like Kennedy's on Nov. 22, 1963.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
2012-12-03 05:48:04 AM
i560.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 05:55:08 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."

An especially lolworthy tidbit from the link you posted:

"I would like to take credit for a spectacular job preparing
papers and going down to the Orange County Superior Court and arguing this case
and getting sanctions, but I honestly believe a rhesus monkey could have beaten
Ms. Taitz and got a sanction award based on the awful lack of merit to the
subpoena itself," Ritt said. "And the case itself, from what I could tell,
seems just ludicrous on its face."


i28.photobucket.com

Bite macaque, Orly
 
2012-12-03 05:55:45 AM
I did a GIS for "birther queen", fully expecting nasty porn.

Sadly, just Taitz...
 
2012-12-03 06:05:12 AM
On one hand, she is clearly nuts and I wish would go away.

On the other hand, she is clearly nuts and I love the fact that she keeps the stupidity of Tea Partiers alive and in the presss.

I say, let her keep going. Every time she gets slapped down and the stories hits the wires, yes, it may inspire other wingnuts. However, it also puts another dent in the armor of the ridiculous birther claim movement. Trump has also achieved that status.

So let her blather on as she sees fit. It is obvious that she is being allowed (to the extent of the law) to bring these frivolous cases to court. She will just get batted down and have to start all over again.   And apparently, she is too delusional to figure it out.

And as long as I am on the subject of stupid Tea Partiers, let us not forget the scientific dictum, "there's no fixing stupid"..
 
2012-12-03 06:07:32 AM

mediablitz: I did a GIS for "birther queen", fully expecting nasty porn.

Sadly, just Taitz...


That's pretty damn nasty. You were hoping to see worse?

Try using her nickname "Oily Titz". I would guess the results will be NSFW.
 
2012-12-03 06:14:37 AM

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


It's would be all fun and games until she asks to see your long-form penis.
 
2012-12-03 06:19:21 AM
Of course she thinks downloaded GIS images are sufficient evidence. Where do you think she got her degrees from?
 
2012-12-03 06:20:42 AM

YodaBlues: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

It's would be all fun and games until she asks to see your long-form penis.


Not a problem, my stumpy little friend. Not a problem.
 
2012-12-03 06:21:19 AM
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website. "I feel that the nightmare of the Soviet Union is back in full force."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-03 06:34:46 AM

dickfreckle: Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]

I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.


I believe Brontesla answers your question in his post.

I must say though, TFA is making me think of some serious questions. If printing stuff off the Internet isn't good enough for real life, then what am I doing here? What are we ALL doing here?
 
2012-12-03 06:36:40 AM
FERPA, beeee-yotch!
 
2012-12-03 06:41:00 AM
I hope she continues this witch hunt for the next 4 years. The despair of right wingers soothes me.
 
2012-12-03 06:42:27 AM
"But surely you'll agree spurious evidence is a tupe of evidence, your honor!"
 
2012-12-03 06:46:47 AM
Lionel Mandrake:
Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:
"Sadly he is not any different from all the other judges. I am yet to see one single judge who gives a damn about this nation."
So the country is choc-full of learned and experienced legal professionals that all hate their country and/or are beholden to Obama. 

Orly, I'd like to introduce you to man named Occam...


She's crazy, with zero insight into how distorted her reality is. This kind of upside-down thinking is common for people like her.

"Your opposition will constitute Obstruction of Justice, Aiding and Abetting in the elections fraud in forgery and treason in allowing a foreign citizen to usurp the U.S. Presidency with an aid of forged IDs and usurp the civil rights of the U.S. citizens," Taitz wrote in an email to Botterud ahead of their court date. "At any rate your opposition and your attempt of intimidation and your allegiance or lack of allegiance to the United States of America is duly noted. Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application."

She's also dangerous. This statement borders on a threat of some kind, vague of course, but I'm sure she meant to imply that failure to satisfy her would place the college's counsel on some kind of "list". People as crazy as her gain real power all the time, ans use it in horrific ways.
 
2012-12-03 06:48:38 AM
No, it's called facts. Check 'em
 
2012-12-03 06:59:00 AM

Grungehamster: "But surely you'll agree spurious evidence is a tupe of evidence, your honor!"


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-03 06:59:30 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 July 1969.


popgoestheweek.com
 
2012-12-03 07:06:06 AM
Like that's gonna stop her. Insane knows no quit.
 
2012-12-03 07:10:22 AM

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


Kind of like the facts said Iraq had WMDs, right?

d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2012-12-03 07:12:54 AM
Occidental College? Seriously?
We're well through the trolling glass now people
 
2012-12-03 07:16:42 AM

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


Oh look! A character account!

*plonk*
 
2012-12-03 07:25:39 AM

Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something
 
2012-12-03 07:29:03 AM
I find it amazing the loyalty and outright fanaticism that the man has. The magnificent personal charisma that keeps these people going, striving and fighting for a Biden presidency.
 
2012-12-03 07:30:53 AM

dickfreckle: What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.


Lots and lots of blowjobs. Lots of satisfied professors and nerds willing to do assignments for her.
 
2012-12-03 07:36:22 AM

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


No you. Just study it out.
 
2012-12-03 07:40:59 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: dickfreckle: What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

Lots and lots of blowjobs. Lots of satisfied professors and nerds willing to do assignments for her.


You know, I sometimes wonder if all men really are shallow pigs who would do anything for a blowjob or sex. Then I see dumbasses like Oily Taints, and I realize the answer must be yes.
 
2012-12-03 07:41:33 AM

OhioUGrad: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something


Maybe she's a Soviet agent trying to throw the U.S. government into disarray? I'm just asking questions here.

/Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads
//She seems to be a judgeshiatter
 
2012-12-03 07:46:24 AM

make me some tea: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website


Yeah, but wasn't she under some sanctions for outright refusing to pay a few of them? Thought we had an article or two on that a few months back.
 
2012-12-03 07:49:49 AM
It's really sad to me that a practicing lawyer actually has to be told that potato is not a legal argument.

I would feel less worse if I thought she was just a sleazebag scammer. But she seems legitimately crazy.

And to those wondering how she got her legal degree, I am guessing she got it when she was less crazy. On a serious note, for many people, mental issues get worse over time. Like diaper astronaut lady, they may have been high functioning and sane when they were younger, but then somewhere along the line wires get crossed and they end up in the court room arguing potato. I doubt she could do the same kind of work now that she did then, as her mental functioning has probably declined.
 
2012-12-03 07:52:21 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Not just smacked down, but fined too.

Good on ya, judge!


That's fine by me. GET IT? FINE?? hahahahahahaha
 
2012-12-03 07:52:34 AM
The sad thing is my coworker would be the type to donate to her. He still clings to the birther bullshiat. I sometimes wonder if I can use the workplace harassment policies to shut him up about it.
 
2012-12-03 07:54:39 AM

HanBammer: OhioUGrad: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something

Maybe she's a Soviet agent trying to throw the U.S. government into disarray? I'm just asking questions here.

/Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads
//She seems to be a judgeshiatter


That would at least make her interesting...and considering how dumb the last batch of spies that got caught here (Chapman) were....Taitz wouldn't be a surprise. Maybe you cracked the case!
 
2012-12-03 07:55:26 AM

dickfreckle: What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.


I think she partook of too much of that laughing gas. It f*cked with her brain cells.
 
2012-12-03 08:02:09 AM

HanBammer: /Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads


You'd at think they'd come in and say "Hey, we get it; she's a loony. Can we go back to calling the president the worst monster in the history of anything?"

But alas, I expect too much out of our Fark IndependentsTM.
 
2012-12-03 08:02:24 AM
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website. "I feel that the nightmare of the Soviet Union is back in full force."

Build a little vacation camp outside Nome, Alaska and send her there. She'll get to feel oppressed, plus she'd be screaming "SEE?!?!" and no one could hear her.

Other people say stupid shiat about Obama turning the US into the USSR, but this farking lunatic should know better since lived in the Soviet Union until she was 21.

Taitz, now 49, was born in the Soviet-controlled Moldova in 1960, to two science teachers. She grew up skeptical and disdainful of the government there.

"There were very few attorneys," she recalled. "And I believe the main reason was because it was pointless, absolutely pointless to go to court and try to uphold the constitutional rights of citizens against the regime. Everything was predesigned, pre-decided for you. And people who tried to go against the regime ended up in gulag. I had a great-uncle who was in gulag, who was sentenced for 10 years."


Link

Do you hear many Holocaust survivors calling Obama a Nazi?
 
2012-12-03 08:03:15 AM

log_jammin: Serious Black: So you do it in the shower. Big farking deal.

BUT THE CHEMICALS R IN TEH WATER THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE YOUR BRAIN OBEY!!!

Precious bodily fluids anyone?
 
2012-12-03 08:05:51 AM

OhioUGrad: HanBammer: OhioUGrad: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something

Maybe she's a Soviet agent trying to throw the U.S. government into disarray? I'm just asking questions here.

/Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads
//She seems to be a judgeshiatter

That would at least make her interesting...and considering how dumb the last batch of spies that got caught here (Chapman) were....Taitz wouldn't be a surprise. Maybe you cracked the case!


www.filmindustrynetwork.biz
 
2012-12-03 08:06:09 AM

dickfreckle: Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]

I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.



She supposedly studied dentistry in Israel, but any actual education has been questioned more than once. She got licensed by CA because of some recipcrocal thing with Israel, if I remember right.
 
2012-12-03 08:06:42 AM

xanadian: Bathia_Mapes: Not just smacked down, but fined too.

Good on ya, judge!

That's fine by me. GET IT? FINE?? hahahahahahaha


Would you like a coffee? Seems like you need one and I'm just heading out to get my 4th ultra vent double espresso with a shot of perk-the-fark-up.

/i need it
 
2012-12-03 08:07:53 AM

SnarfVader: The sad thing is my coworker would be the type to donate to her. He still clings to the birther bullshiat. I sometimes wonder if I can use the workplace harassment policies to shut him up about it.


Generally speaking, yes you can. Unwanted political speech makes the workplace a hostile environment.

Just be aware of the can of worms you open, doing this.
 
2012-12-03 08:08:02 AM
She's not crazy, she's an attention whore. She's become addicted to the attention so she has to keep filing crazy lawsuits to keep the spotlight shining.
 
2012-12-03 08:08:55 AM
These "birther" clowns should be ashamed of themselves.

Ridicule and mocking are all they're worthy of.
 
2012-12-03 08:11:05 AM

SnarfVader: The sad thing is my coworker would be the type to donate to her. He still clings to the birther bullshiat. I sometimes wonder if I can use the workplace harassment policies to shut him up about it.


That or go under general behavior guidelines. If he has said anything that's boarder line or outright racist, just report that.
 
2012-12-03 08:14:17 AM

CruiserTwelve: She's not crazy, she's an attention whore. She's become addicted to the attention so she has to keep filing crazy lawsuits to keep the spotlight shining.


Well, that, and if she doesn't keep filing suits, she can't grift the birthbaggers out of their money. It's the same reason every right wing pundit and failed candidate seems to be putting out a new book every 3 months. They're grabbing for every cent they can before their audience realizes it's all a snake oil medicine show.
 
2012-12-03 08:17:16 AM

Arkanaut: dickfreckle: Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]

I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.

I believe Brontesla answers your question in his post.

I must say though, TFA is making me think of some serious questions. If printing stuff off the Internet isn't good enough for real life, then what am I doing here? What are we ALL doing here?


Learn how to use the Internet or get the fark off it and fall in line!

/My favorite butthurt quote of the season
//nothing personal
///slashies and my god damn butterscotch schnapps
 
2012-12-03 08:17:34 AM

log_jammin: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

a woman that crazy has to have personal hygiene issues.


and probably a hidden ice-pick under the bed
 
2012-12-03 08:17:56 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

But it was on the internet, it has to be true...
 
2012-12-03 08:20:53 AM
One of two things going on here:

1. Sustained, compelling performance art akin to Andy Kaufman; or
2. A money-making scam.

Either way, kudos to her.

She needs to keep this going - she cannot possibly earn a living any other way now. There is a segment of the population that will provide substantial monetary support for as long as she keeps this up. A few grand here or there in fines isn't going to make much of a dent in the piles of cash raised to fight the good fight.

/ insert orsonwells_clapping.gif here
 
2012-12-03 08:29:15 AM
FTA: Orly Taitz, the California dentist and attorney

That's an interesting degree combo.
 
2012-12-03 08:29:33 AM

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


TRouble is, it's her jaw that comes unhinged - and then she swallows you whole.
 
2012-12-03 08:34:00 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I wonder how Taitz got so crazy.


Practice, eating lead paint chips as a child, genetic predisposition, the list goes on and on.
 
2012-12-03 08:34:06 AM

Unemployedingreenland: One of two things going on here:

1. Sustained, compelling performance art akin to Andy Kaufman; or
2. A money-making scam.

Either way, kudos to her.

She needs to keep this going - she cannot possibly earn a living any other way now. There is a segment of the population that will provide substantial monetary support for as long as she keeps this up. A few grand here or there in fines isn't going to make much of a dent in the piles of cash raised to fight the good fight.

/ insert orsonwells_clapping.gif here


3. Batshiat farking insane.
 
2012-12-03 08:44:20 AM
www.theliberaloc.com
 
2012-12-03 08:46:43 AM
bigbaddie.com

The internet is real to me, dammit.

Those Eastern European girls really do love me, and that Nigerian prince will come through with the money any day now.
 
2012-12-03 08:46:47 AM
Holy crap, who gave her a law degree. Her demand letter to the college reads like it was written by a jailhouse lawyer

/I have seen many jailhouse demands and petitions.
// Lots of big lawyerly sounding accusations, little substance.
 
2012-12-03 08:48:22 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 20 July 1969.



FTFY
 
2012-12-03 08:48:55 AM

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


#1 rule of human sexual relations- never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-12-03 08:58:15 AM
I rarely use the term stupid, but this biatch is extremely stupid.
 
2012-12-03 09:01:59 AM

exatron: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

#1 rule of human sexual relations- never stick your dick in crazy.


#2 If you do stick your dick in crazy, make sure you take all the necessary precautions when attempting to extricate yourself from the situation
 
2012-12-03 09:02:32 AM

dickfreckle:
What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.



...dammit. Now I can't stop seeing just how much she looks like Henrietta Hen.

/She reminds- I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
//Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.
///Look sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet o' yours?
 
2012-12-03 09:03:09 AM
Hey Taitz, let me introduce you to something your country calls FERPA. It's a law that says you have absolutely no right whatsoever to see anybody's educational records but your own.
 
2012-12-03 09:06:48 AM

Satanic_Hamster: make me some tea: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website

Yeah, but wasn't she under some sanctions for outright refusing to pay a few of them? Thought we had an article or two on that a few months back.


Could be, I have no idea.
 
2012-12-03 09:07:11 AM

PsyLord: FTA: Orly Taitz, the California dentist and attorney

That's an interesting degree combo.


Getting judges to believe in birther bullshiat is like pulling teeth...
 
2012-12-03 09:14:27 AM

NFA: Did anyone ever notice that when Trump did his ridiculous publicity stunt of offering Obama 5 million dollars to a charity of his choice, that the terms of the deal were literally impossible to meet? He wanted Obama college and passport applications and records. Who the hell keeps copies of college and passport applications? Who EVER has access the to originals, as if the government keeps all passport applications in a secret vault somewhere. No they don't, they're entered into the system and destroyed. Trump knows that.

The whole birther movement is beyond infantile racist.


I agree with infantile, but these are adults and this is ultimately what the birthers are doing. It's a huge dog whistle.
 
2012-12-03 09:15:12 AM
Yeah, Threatening to sue the judge and charge them with treason if the ruling doesnt go your way is a brilliant strategy.

/ AW needs Attention
 
2012-12-03 09:19:25 AM
Why is it that anyone still listens to Oily Taint anyway?
 
2012-12-03 09:20:49 AM
how did that whore ever summon enough brains to become a dentist and attorney?? must have sucked alot of cock.
 
2012-12-03 09:26:59 AM

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


She's Russian. She'll cut your balls off.

/she's also Israeli. there'd be nothing left of you.
 
2012-12-03 09:27:15 AM

Linux_Yes: how did that whore ever summon enough brains to become a dentist and attorney?? must have sucked alot of cock.


It could be racism bypassing all rational thought.

I have family friends who are very smart and knowledgeable about plenty of things, but start foaming at the mouth when Obama is mentioned in conversation. Kenyan this, usurping cocksucker that, etc..

I'm living in a state of denial, and I've put some distance between them. Sucks, but I feel like this is the only thing I CAN do that won't alienate them.
 
2012-12-03 09:37:50 AM

RedT: who gave her a law degree


A highly regarded "unaccredited correspondence law school" with the amazing Bar pass rate (on first attempts) of 0% in July 2011.

When you are on the right wing and Bill O'Reilly has call you "Nuts" it is probably true. That said, she is probably cashing in big time.
 
2012-12-03 09:46:44 AM
I'm really happy to see that the judge had the good sense to impose sanctions. I wish more judges would impose sanctions on bogus and harassing law suits. If we had tort reform where the losing side was required to pay the winning side's expenses (as is required in every civilized country), you'd see 90% of all civil suits dry up.
 
2012-12-03 09:49:02 AM
I think the simplest explanation is that she is being paid to do this. It's not expected that she will be successful, but it part of the Noise Machine. And noise she does make.
 
2012-12-03 09:52:47 AM

gsmphoto: Why is it that anyone still listens to Oily Taint anyway?


Entertainment value.
 
2012-12-03 09:53:14 AM

Glicky: I think the simplest explanation is that she is being paid to do this. It's not expected that she will be successful, but it part of the Noise Machine. And noise she does make.


Well, a big reason why she's hanging around is that the Republican leadership has really done nothing to repudiate her or other birthers. Hell, Romney cracked a "joke" (it's hard to tell with Rmoney) about how no one questions where he was born. Rather than rejecting it outright, they kept giving the Birthers winks and nods.

But even at that, this sort of derp is self-sustaining in the end. Oily Taints has enough people who believe her to stay funded for some time, even if the Republican leadership totally abandons her.
 
2012-12-03 09:55:52 AM
There has to be a way for me to make a buck off of these wingnuts...
 
2012-12-03 09:58:05 AM

jake_lex: this sort of derp is self-sustaining in the end.


A Perpetual Derp Machine if you will...
 
2012-12-03 09:59:08 AM

Wasteland: dickfreckle:
What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.


...dammit. Now I can't stop seeing just how much she looks like Henrietta Hen.

/She reminds- I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
//Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.
///Look sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet o' yours?


Ha! My all time favorite cartoon Looney Tunes character.

"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."

/I'm in ur birfer threadz, quotin' Foghorn Leghorn
 
2012-12-03 10:08:49 AM

dickfreckle: Wasteland: dickfreckle:
What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.


...dammit. Now I can't stop seeing just how much she looks like Henrietta Hen.

/She reminds- I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
//Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.
///Look sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet o' yours?

Ha! My all time favorite cartoon Looney Tunes character.

"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."

/I'm in ur birfer threadz, quotin' Foghorn Leghorn


Now that's no way for a kid to be wastin his time, readin' that long-haired gobbledegook
 
2012-12-03 10:10:14 AM

make me some tea: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website


I can't believe she has her phone number listed right there on the main page. That's just asking for trouble
 
2012-12-03 10:11:50 AM
By any chance is this Orly's mom or older sister?


Link
 
2012-12-03 10:24:41 AM

dickfreckle: Wasteland: dickfreckle:
What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.


...dammit. Now I can't stop seeing just how much she looks like Henrietta Hen.

/She reminds- I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
//Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.
///Look sister, is any of this filterin' through that little blue bonnet o' yours?

Ha! My all time favorite cartoon Looney Tunes character.

"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."

/I'm in ur birfer threadz, quotin' Foghorn Leghorn


This woman is so dumb, she thinks a pig pen is something to write with.
 
2012-12-03 10:47:34 AM
I feel so sorry for that poor parakeet in her head having to pull all those levers to move her around.
 
2012-12-03 10:53:28 AM

make me some tea: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website


She's a grifter. She's not crazy, the people who send her money are
 
2012-12-03 10:53:29 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Other people say stupid shiat about Obama turning the US into the USSR, but this farking lunatic should know better since lived in the Soviet Union until she was 21.


Actually, I've noticed people who grew up in dictatorships (or statist places like pre-1989 soviet union) tend to be overly sensitive to these things. A couple of guys in the 90s would constantly tell me how the US was "just like the Soviet Union". One place I worked, we got these memos basically saying attendance at some safety meeting was required, and the only people who flipped out were a Mao-era Chinese immigrant, and a Lithuanian. They were like "this is how it begins, you will see". More recently a russian dude was telling me how McCain was hand-picked by the oligarchs and WOULD BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT and we were only given the illusion of choice by those in power. Coo-coo for cocoa puffs.

Exhibit B: Ayn Rand.
 
2012-12-03 10:56:51 AM

Unemployedingreenland: One of two things going on here:

1. Sustained, compelling performance art akin to Andy Kaufman; or
2. A money-making scam.

Either way, kudos to her.

She needs to keep this going - she cannot possibly earn a living any other way now. There is a segment of the population that will provide substantial monetary support for as long as she keeps this up. A few grand here or there in fines isn't going to make much of a dent in the piles of cash raised to fight the good fight.

/ insert orsonwells_clapping.gif here


Yeah, but how much longer can the cash machine go? Obama has 4 years left, and then he's going away, like all former Presidents do.

What will these people derp about when he's gone?
 
2012-12-03 10:57:58 AM

Serious Black: You know, I sometimes wonder if all men really are shallow pigs who would do anything for a nsfw or nsfw. Then I see dumbasses like Oily Taints, and I realize the answer must be yes.


Women aren't better. Cool story bro time.. I was on a cruise recently and they had "Pandora style" bracelets for like $25. It was probably a $5 bracelet with some beads on it. They had a "sale" the last day, women packed into that place like cattle. The "deal" was buy 4 or more and get $5 off per bracelet. So women who had planned on buying 1 on sale either bought 4 (well, Christmas presents you know!) and many others still just bought the one.. they rushed a table that was uncovered as the 'sale' began and grasped for their bracelet in a frenzy to not save any money or to spend more money and buy more bracelets than they had originally intended. At least the guys got something useful.
 
2012-12-03 11:00:32 AM
It isn't? There go my plans to beat this speeding ticket with printouts from Time Cube.

www.timecube.com
 
2012-12-03 11:09:45 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: Unemployedingreenland: One of two things going on here:

1. Sustained, compelling performance art akin to Andy Kaufman; or
2. A money-making scam.

Either way, kudos to her.

She needs to keep this going - she cannot possibly earn a living any other way now. There is a segment of the population that will provide substantial monetary support for as long as she keeps this up. A few grand here or there in fines isn't going to make much of a dent in the piles of cash raised to fight the good fight.

/ insert orsonwells_clapping.gif here

Yeah, but how much longer can the cash machine go? Obama has 4 years left, and then he's going away, like all former Presidents do.

What will these people derp about when he's gone?


The close ties between Obama and the next Democratic president.
 
2012-12-03 11:12:07 AM

Bacontastesgood: Actually, I've noticed people who grew up in dictatorships (or statist places like pre-1989 soviet union) tend to be overly sensitive to these things. A couple of guys in the 90s would constantly tell me how the US was "just like the Soviet Union". One place I worked, we got these memos basically saying attendance at some safety meeting was required, and the only people who flipped out were a Mao-era Chinese immigrant, and a Lithuanian. They were like "this is how it begins, you will see". More recently a russian dude was telling me how McCain was hand-picked by the oligarchs and WOULD BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT and we were only given the illusion of choice by those in power. Coo-coo for cocoa puffs.

Exhibit B: Ayn Rand.


Was in a bar in Blacksburg, Virginia once. Buddy and I were talking about after effects of Vietnam on the region. I mentioned something along the lines of "at least the communists went into Cambodia to clean up their mess there," and this Russian overheard it. Dude went OFF, thought there was going to be a bar fight. Before he calmed down he ranted how Communists have never done anything good any where and yadda yadda.

(he thought we were talking about Russian commies; when he calmed down he drank with us for a bit and joined the discussion; was interesting to get a Russians perspective on their involvement in those conflicts)
 
2012-12-03 11:12:17 AM

Hobodeluxe: make me some tea: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website

She's a grifter. She's not crazy, the people who send her money are


Exactly.
 
2012-12-03 11:26:33 AM
it's easy, fun, and lucrative to be a crazy right-winger. you have to actually act intelligently and "know stuff" otherwise.
 
2012-12-03 11:26:49 AM

Hobodeluxe: She's a grifter. She's not crazy, the people who send her money are


Yes. No. Definitely.

She is a crazy person grifting other crazy people.
 
2012-12-03 11:33:15 AM

qorkfiend: Forbidden Doughnut: Unemployedingreenland: One of two things going on here:

1. Sustained, compelling performance art akin to Andy Kaufman; or
2. A money-making scam.

Either way, kudos to her.

She needs to keep this going - she cannot possibly earn a living any other way now. There is a segment of the population that will provide substantial monetary support for as long as she keeps this up. A few grand here or there in fines isn't going to make much of a dent in the piles of cash raised to fight the good fight.

/ insert orsonwells_clapping.gif here

Yeah, but how much longer can the cash machine go? Obama has 4 years left, and then he's going away, like all former Presidents do.

What will these people derp about when he's gone?

The close ties between Obama and the next Democratic president.


More than that, she doesn't need to have the route all mapped out now - she's pulling in cash, probably stocking most of it away, and she'll cross the "what to do next" bridge when she comes to it. At the very least she'll have a incredibly valuable list of names, addresses, emails, etc. of angry and easily dupable folks with more money than sense. That's a valuable asset right there.
 
2012-12-03 11:37:13 AM
"You should know that evidence is not stuff printed from Internet"

Well, that effectively negates about 100% of everything Republicans believe.
 
2012-12-03 11:46:08 AM

NFA: Did anyone ever notice that when Trump did his ridiculous publicity stunt of offering Obama 5 million dollars to a charity of his choice, that the terms of the deal were literally impossible to meet? He wanted Obama college and passport applications and records. Who the hell keeps copies of college and passport applications? Who EVER has access the to originals, as if the government keeps all passport applications in a secret vault somewhere. No they don't, they're entered into the system and destroyed. Trump knows that.

The whole birther movement is beyond infantile.


The thing about this 'Taint chick is that she's both a lawyer and an attorney. Both of those require significant schooling, so one might conclude that she is at least somewhat intelligent. How is it possible then for her to come off as such a blithering idiot about this?
 
2012-12-03 11:52:53 AM

heavymetal: "This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website. "I feel that the nightmare of the Soviet Union is back in full force."

checkraise.com


I prefer this one instead...
www.animationartwork.com
 
2012-12-03 12:05:31 PM
images.wikia.com

Stuff printed from the internet is a kind of evidence.
 
2012-12-03 12:23:07 PM

SilentStrider: I was just thinking we hadn't heard from her in a while.


Do you also get premonitions of the pyromaniac pastor in Florida? Seems a strange preoccupation...
 
2012-12-03 12:43:37 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I wonder how Taitz got so crazy.


I'm wondering how she became a US citizen. She's the poster child for the strengthening of our immigration laws.

imontheinternet: [bigbaddie.com image 320x240]

The internet is real to me, dammit.

Those Eastern European girls really do love me, and that Nigerian prince will come through with the money any day now.


Can you imagine what the offspring of Orly Taitz and Glenn Beck might grow up to be like? *shudder*
 
2012-12-03 12:55:25 PM

offmymeds: Can you imagine what the offspring of Orly Taitz and Glenn Beck might grow up to be like? *shudder*


i43.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 01:06:12 PM
I read that as "Justin Bieber to Orly Taitz," and I thought, wow, that has to be the ultimate diss for birthers. Then the coffee kicked in.
 
2012-12-03 01:08:43 PM

More_Like_A_Stain: offmymeds: Can you imagine what the offspring of Orly Taitz and Glenn Beck might grow up to be like? *shudder*

[i43.photobucket.com image 450x428]


Man, I hate those guys. If I was ever trapped in an elevator with Dane Cook, Tim and Eric, a tiger, a cobra, a bear, and a gun with only two bullets in it, I'd shoot myself in the head twice.
 
2012-12-03 01:18:43 PM
This woman is touched in the head. If she is not taking meds, then she should start.

This was her little delusion fest with Lawrence O'Donnell (youtube) over a year ago. (This was right after the long form birth certificate was released)

LO'D sort of annoys me, but this woman takes it well beyond that.

(he shuts down the interview around 4:50)
 
2012-12-03 01:25:38 PM

robhidalgo: NFA: Did anyone ever notice that when Trump did his ridiculous publicity stunt of offering Obama 5 million dollars to a charity of his choice, that the terms of the deal were literally impossible to meet? He wanted Obama college and passport applications and records. Who the hell keeps copies of college and passport applications? Who EVER has access the to originals, as if the government keeps all passport applications in a secret vault somewhere. No they don't, they're entered into the system and destroyed. Trump knows that.

The whole birther movement is beyond infantile.

The thing about this 'Taint chick is that she's both a lawyer and an attorney. Both of those require significant schooling, so one might conclude that she is at least somewhat intelligent. How is it possible then for her to come off as such a blithering idiot about this?


The thing is, Trump announced that he had new blockbuster information that would totally change the election. Not a ‶challenge." Information.Very big information." That he would announce fourteen days before the election.

Then, when the day of the announcement came, he does his Dr. Evil-style $5 million challenge instead. That isn′t by any stretch of the imagination information at all, let alone very big information."

No, he had something else ― or thought he did. And then, between his announcement of having big information and his deadline for revealing it, whatever it was fell through. Hard. Leaving him with nothing to announce (whatever it was would′ve been utterly humiliating had he gone through with it, and by then he realized that), so he had to come up with something after all that build-up, thus the lame $5 million challenge.

I strongly suspect that he actually fell for ‶Peter R.′s" hilariously obviously fake ‶Kenyan Birth Video." Peter R. outright said that Donald Trump was one of the people interested in this. You may remember it ― there was a FARK Video article on it. You know, supposedly digitized from a VHS dub of a Super 8mm home movie, despite the fact that Super 8 wouldn′t be invented for over ½ a decade after Obama′s birth? Never mind that that was one awfully big (looked to be at least three months old) and dark-skinned (even full-blooded black babies are pale when newborn) ‶newborn." And the Sharpie-penned chart and calendar (Sharpie™ pens hadn′t been invented yet either). And the wrong flag pen on the doctor (Kenya wasn′t a Republic yet and was still using the flag of British East Africa at the time). And the amazingly repetitive 8mm-like dust and scratches. And so on, and so on, and so on.

Anyone got any other explanations for those known aspects of Trump′s behavior regarding his planned announcement?

As for Orly, we know for a fact that she fell for a hilariously obvious hoax of a Kenyan birth certificate, and tried to submit it as evidence in court.
 
2012-12-03 01:31:27 PM

COMALite J: Anyone got any other explanations for those known aspects of Trump′s behavior regarding his planned announcement?


Attention whoring douchebag.
 
2012-12-03 01:34:02 PM

Satanic_Hamster: More_Like_A_Stain: offmymeds: Can you imagine what the offspring of Orly Taitz and Glenn Beck might grow up to be like? *shudder*

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Man, I hate those guys. If I was ever trapped in an elevator with Dane Cook, Tim and Eric, a tiger, a cobra, a bear, and a gun with only two bullets in it, I'd shoot myself in the head twice.


I gather that they are some sort of radio "personalities", but I've never heard/heard of them. I just like the facial expressions. They seem to say so much without saying a word.
 
2012-12-03 01:36:16 PM

Lionel Mandrake: make me some tea: She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website

Defend Our Freedoms Foundation?

I want to defend our freedoms!

TAKE MY MONEY!


Not too far from the truth. This whole Birther movement was started by another PA lawyer Phillip Berg who has a history of supporting himself by filing ludicrous, poltically-charged lawsuits and then setting up legal defense funds to pay for the cost of litigating them. He appears to be a legitimate grifter-that is-he knows the suits are crap, but dear god how the money rolls in. Taitz seems to be a bit more a true believer (read crazy) who started helping him pro-bono on the suit until she discoered just how much money Berg was making and decided to go into business for herself, despite being a "lawyer" in the most technical sense of the term only
 
2012-12-03 01:48:35 PM
 
2012-12-03 02:04:39 PM

More_Like_A_Stain: I gather that they are some sort of radio "personalities", but I've never heard/heard of them. I just like the facial expressions. They seem to say so much without saying a word.


They have an endless series of lame crap shows on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
 
2012-12-03 02:38:55 PM
She SHOULD...but she DON'T.
 
2012-12-03 02:41:36 PM
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website. "I feel that the nightmare of the Soviet Union is back in full force."

Well, welcome to having clearly never studied history, Ms. Taitz.

/There's a reason they say you never cross the same stream twice. Another Soviet Union or Nazi Germany will not happen, period. It will be something completely different.
 
2012-12-03 02:43:54 PM
I wonder if three guys with 12" beer-can thick dicks could fark the crazy out of her?
 
2012-12-03 02:49:19 PM

zekeburger: I wonder if three guys with 12" beer-can thick dicks could fark the crazy out of her?


Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter and Ann Coulter?

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2012-12-03 02:51:07 PM
She used the word "treason" on somebody other than herself.

Why?
 
2012-12-03 02:52:43 PM

Hack Patooey: There has to be a way for me to make a buck off of these wingnuts...


1. Make-Obama hats/sticker/shirts/banners

2. Attend rally and set up a table selling them.

3. Recoup your costs and donate half of the profits to the DNC Election Fund.

4. Use Other half of the profits as capital for step 1
 
2012-12-03 03:10:35 PM
It would sure be funny as hell if someone in the college actually provided the data requested.
Too bad the "Freedom of Information Act" doesn't force colleges to fork it over.
 
2012-12-03 03:46:08 PM
I think she's probably just living off this shiat.

Think about it, she files all the motions herself, is ordered to settle court costs occasionally (5-10k a pop) but she gets to bilk retards out of cash to fund her crusade through direct appeals and fundraisers done by local tea party chapters, as well as I'm almost certian that she does phone interviews and appearances for cash. If she's written a book yet, then there's also that as well....

It seems like it's a good racket, but I don't understand how it's that much more profitable than being a Dentist AND a Lawyer. Oh well, I guess that's why I'm not succesfull like her and Donald Trump.
 
2012-12-03 04:03:09 PM
I only have a GED in law and I think I could do better in court than this clown. For example, I knew before reading the judge's comment that simply printing stuff from the internet does not constitute evidence.

I seriously wonder how she got a law degree and passed the bar.
 
2012-12-03 04:11:51 PM

TwistedFark: I think she's probably just living off this shiat.

Think about it, she files all the motions herself, is ordered to settle court costs occasionally (5-10k a pop) but she gets to bilk retards out of cash to fund her crusade through direct appeals and fundraisers done by local tea party chapters, as well as I'm almost certian that she does phone interviews and appearances for cash. If she's written a book yet, then there's also that as well....

It seems like it's a good racket, but I don't understand how it's that much more profitable than being a Dentist AND a Lawyer. Oh well, I guess that's why I'm not succesfull like her and Donald Trump.


I'm kinda surprised she's back in country. I could have sworn a previous article said she was fleeing to Israel permanently to get away from Obama and his court ordered fines and socialisms.
 
2012-12-03 05:12:30 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Ambivalence: She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

I thought she had, but apparently she's still licensed in California. And even if she was disbarred, she could bring her own suits in propria persona... she just can't represent anyone else.


She hasn't done anything she can be disbarred for. Stupidity isn't grounds for disbarment. An attorney has to wilfully obstruct justice, misappropriate client funds, or be declared unfit to practice law, usually due to gross and repeated misrepresentation in court. As far as I know, none of her clients have filed complaints with the state bar of California (or at least not enough) to cause her to be suspended from practice. She's been sanctioned a few times, but since she's bringing these weird birther cases on her own, she doesn't really have any "clients" as such, so nobody is going to be complaining.

It's tough to get an attorney permanently disbarred unless they steal money or actually obstruct justice. And so far, Taitz hasn't done that.
 
2012-12-03 05:31:33 PM

dickfreckle: Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

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I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.


She got her degree the same way any other lawyer. She took an online degree.
 
2012-12-03 05:37:28 PM

Gyrfalcon: She hasn't done anything she can be disbarred for. Stupidity isn't grounds for disbarment. An attorney has to wilfully obstruct justice, misappropriate client funds, or be declared unfit to practice law, usually due to gross and repeated misrepresentation in court. As far as I know, none of her clients have filed complaints with the state bar of California (or at least not enough) to cause her to be suspended from practice. She's been sanctioned a few times, but since she's bringing these weird birther cases on her own, she doesn't really have any "clients" as such, so nobody is going to be complaining.

It's tough to get an attorney permanently disbarred unless they steal money or actually obstruct justice. And so far, Taitz hasn't done that.


She had a complaint filed against her even after her client dismissed her; she kept moving forward on a few birther military lawsuits even after her client dropped them.
 
2012-12-03 05:47:04 PM

Mrfusticle: Occidental College? Seriously?
We're well through the trolling glass now people


I don't get it. You've never heard of Occidental College?
 
2012-12-03 06:23:15 PM
Biatch needs to shut up and go away .

Seriously birthers if there had been even an iota of credible evidence Obama was not a natural born citizen it would have been found along time ago, and if my some miracle it had not been found before this years election you know the repubs would have jumped all over it if there was anything.

so in conclusion Birhters cry me a river build a bridge and get the fark over it.

Obama is legit.

Dealwithit.gif
 
2012-12-03 06:38:37 PM
Bonjour

/French model
 
2012-12-03 07:20:45 PM

thamike: Mrfusticle: Occidental College? Seriously?
We're well through the trolling glass now people

I don't get it. You've never heard of Occidental College?


I hadn't (english).. but I know what occidental means.. having done some further reading I seem to have fallen foul of Poe's law.. or I'm just a bit thick
 
2012-12-03 07:20:55 PM

ex0du5: SilentStrider: I was just thinking we hadn't heard from her in a while.

Do you also get premonitions of the pyromaniac pastor in Florida? Seems a strange preoccupation...


no but I once had a hunch about an agoraphobic priest in North Dakota
 
2012-12-03 08:22:52 PM

grimlock1972: Biatch needs to shut up and go away .

Seriously birthers if there had been even an iota of credible evidence Obama was not a natural born citizen it would have been found along time ago, and if my some miracle it had not been found before this years election you know the repubs would have jumped all over it if there was anything.

so in conclusion Birhters cry me a river build a bridge and get the fark over it.

Obama is legit.

Dealwithit.gif


If there was any evidence he wasn't a citizen, Hillary and Bill would have found it and got him kicked out before he was nominated. If anyone could dig up dirt, it's those two. And you are right. Funny how the entire might of the GOP is insufficient to somehow get someone to slip a copy of the school records through a back door. I'm no fan of Obama, but you'd have to be suffering from some serious brain damage to not realize how impossible it is for him to be a Kenyan citizen.
 
2012-12-03 08:58:21 PM
Why do I keep reading her name as Oily Taints?
 
2012-12-03 11:53:52 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Gyrfalcon: She hasn't done anything she can be disbarred for. Stupidity isn't grounds for disbarment. An attorney has to wilfully obstruct justice, misappropriate client funds, or be declared unfit to practice law, usually due to gross and repeated misrepresentation in court. As far as I know, none of her clients have filed complaints with the state bar of California (or at least not enough) to cause her to be suspended from practice. She's been sanctioned a few times, but since she's bringing these weird birther cases on her own, she doesn't really have any "clients" as such, so nobody is going to be complaining.

It's tough to get an attorney permanently disbarred unless they steal money or actually obstruct justice. And so far, Taitz hasn't done that.

She had a complaint filed against her even after her client dismissed her; she kept moving forward on a few birther military lawsuits even after her client dropped them.


Yeah, but one or two isn't enough. Every attorney has a few of those. It has to be a repeated course of conduct. Like I said, really, she has to have stolen money from the escrow accounts, or been involved in a conspiracy to obstruct justice. A few bad cases just doesn't count.
 
2012-12-04 01:06:49 AM
I guess Orly should not have used the Fake Obama Birth Cert that Obama's people put out on the net back in 2011....the one that was confirmed a "forgery" by Joe Arpaio and his group.

Wonder how much the judge was paid for his ruling....
 
2012-12-04 01:17:45 AM

UCFRoadWarrior: I guess Orly should not have used the Fake Obama Birth Cert that Obama's people put out on the net back in 2011....the one that was confirmed a "forgery" by Joe Arpaio and his group.

Wonder how much the judge was paid for his ruling....


[citation needed].
 
2012-12-04 01:20:10 AM
Okay, I admit that I've slept through this bucket o' crazy with degrees' rise to "fame"...

Let me see if I understand, she (of Moldavian birth and lived in Israel but then became American via Marriage) is questioning the birth of a natural-born citizen? Good lord, is Trump financing his dancing buffoons? Should we all chip in and send her a tin foil hat or thousand to see if she gets the message?

The person who shared the SS of the State Farm commercial where "they can't print it on the internet unless it's true" pretty much hit it on the head here. This is laughable... in reading her bio she's been fined at least 20,000 USD previously and hasn't learned her lesson. She speaks five languages, perhaps there isn't one to describe her level of irrational thought and behavior - even more troubling is the fact that she's a parent - what kind of message are you sending to your sons carrying on so?

I wish her well on the crusade against the windmills... I guess she has the right to do this and the judges are within theirs to continue to penalize her for wasting taxpayer time / money / resources.
 
2012-12-04 01:40:25 AM

LordJiro: UCFRoadWarrior: I guess Orly should not have used the Fake Obama Birth Cert that Obama's people put out on the net back in 2011....the one that was confirmed a "forgery" by Joe Arpaio and his group.

Wonder how much the judge was paid for his ruling....

[citation needed].


Sheriff Joe promised UCF he could sniff the Maricopa jailhouse's pink undies if he posted that.
 
2012-12-04 05:25:54 AM

Mrfusticle: thamike: Mrfusticle: Occidental College? Seriously?
We're well through the trolling glass now people

I don't get it. You've never heard of Occidental College?

I hadn't (english).. but I know what occidental means.. having done some further reading I seem to have fallen foul of Poe's law.. or I'm just a bit thick


Just don't hurt yourself.
 
2012-12-04 06:41:58 AM

Captain Steroid: GOOD. >:-(


www.iruntheinternet.com
 
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