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(Huffington Post)   Judge to Birther Queen Orly Taitz: "You should know that evidence is not stuff printed from the Internet"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 179
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2012-12-03 06:20:42 AM  

YodaBlues: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

It's would be all fun and games until she asks to see your long-form penis.


Not a problem, my stumpy little friend. Not a problem.
 
2012-12-03 06:21:19 AM  
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website. "I feel that the nightmare of the Soviet Union is back in full force."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-03 06:34:46 AM  

dickfreckle: Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]

I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.


I believe Brontesla answers your question in his post.

I must say though, TFA is making me think of some serious questions. If printing stuff off the Internet isn't good enough for real life, then what am I doing here? What are we ALL doing here?
 
2012-12-03 06:36:40 AM  
FERPA, beeee-yotch!
 
2012-12-03 06:41:00 AM  
I hope she continues this witch hunt for the next 4 years. The despair of right wingers soothes me.
 
2012-12-03 06:42:27 AM  
"But surely you'll agree spurious evidence is a tupe of evidence, your honor!"
 
2012-12-03 06:46:47 AM  
Lionel Mandrake:
Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:
"Sadly he is not any different from all the other judges. I am yet to see one single judge who gives a damn about this nation."
So the country is choc-full of learned and experienced legal professionals that all hate their country and/or are beholden to Obama. 

Orly, I'd like to introduce you to man named Occam...


She's crazy, with zero insight into how distorted her reality is. This kind of upside-down thinking is common for people like her.

"Your opposition will constitute Obstruction of Justice, Aiding and Abetting in the elections fraud in forgery and treason in allowing a foreign citizen to usurp the U.S. Presidency with an aid of forged IDs and usurp the civil rights of the U.S. citizens," Taitz wrote in an email to Botterud ahead of their court date. "At any rate your opposition and your attempt of intimidation and your allegiance or lack of allegiance to the United States of America is duly noted. Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application."

She's also dangerous. This statement borders on a threat of some kind, vague of course, but I'm sure she meant to imply that failure to satisfy her would place the college's counsel on some kind of "list". People as crazy as her gain real power all the time, ans use it in horrific ways.
 
2012-12-03 06:48:38 AM  
No, it's called facts. Check 'em
 
2012-12-03 06:59:00 AM  

Grungehamster: "But surely you'll agree spurious evidence is a tupe of evidence, your honor!"


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-03 06:59:30 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 July 1969.


popgoestheweek.com
 
2012-12-03 07:06:06 AM  
Like that's gonna stop her. Insane knows no quit.
 
2012-12-03 07:10:22 AM  

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


Kind of like the facts said Iraq had WMDs, right?

d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2012-12-03 07:12:54 AM  
Occidental College? Seriously?
We're well through the trolling glass now people
 
2012-12-03 07:16:42 AM  

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


Oh look! A character account!

*plonk*
 
2012-12-03 07:25:39 AM  

Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something
 
2012-12-03 07:29:03 AM  
I find it amazing the loyalty and outright fanaticism that the man has. The magnificent personal charisma that keeps these people going, striving and fighting for a Biden presidency.
 
2012-12-03 07:30:53 AM  

dickfreckle: What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.


Lots and lots of blowjobs. Lots of satisfied professors and nerds willing to do assignments for her.
 
2012-12-03 07:36:22 AM  

George Walker Bush: No, it's called facts. Check 'em


No you. Just study it out.
 
2012-12-03 07:40:59 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: dickfreckle: What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

Lots and lots of blowjobs. Lots of satisfied professors and nerds willing to do assignments for her.


You know, I sometimes wonder if all men really are shallow pigs who would do anything for a blowjob or sex. Then I see dumbasses like Oily Taints, and I realize the answer must be yes.
 
2012-12-03 07:41:33 AM  

OhioUGrad: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something


Maybe she's a Soviet agent trying to throw the U.S. government into disarray? I'm just asking questions here.

/Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads
//She seems to be a judgeshiatter
 
2012-12-03 07:46:24 AM  

make me some tea: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website


Yeah, but wasn't she under some sanctions for outright refusing to pay a few of them? Thought we had an article or two on that a few months back.
 
2012-12-03 07:49:49 AM  
It's really sad to me that a practicing lawyer actually has to be told that potato is not a legal argument.

I would feel less worse if I thought she was just a sleazebag scammer. But she seems legitimately crazy.

And to those wondering how she got her legal degree, I am guessing she got it when she was less crazy. On a serious note, for many people, mental issues get worse over time. Like diaper astronaut lady, they may have been high functioning and sane when they were younger, but then somewhere along the line wires get crossed and they end up in the court room arguing potato. I doubt she could do the same kind of work now that she did then, as her mental functioning has probably declined.
 
2012-12-03 07:52:21 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Not just smacked down, but fined too.

Good on ya, judge!


That's fine by me. GET IT? FINE?? hahahahahahaha
 
2012-12-03 07:52:34 AM  
The sad thing is my coworker would be the type to donate to her. He still clings to the birther bullshiat. I sometimes wonder if I can use the workplace harassment policies to shut him up about it.
 
2012-12-03 07:54:39 AM  

HanBammer: OhioUGrad: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something

Maybe she's a Soviet agent trying to throw the U.S. government into disarray? I'm just asking questions here.

/Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads
//She seems to be a judgeshiatter


That would at least make her interesting...and considering how dumb the last batch of spies that got caught here (Chapman) were....Taitz wouldn't be a surprise. Maybe you cracked the case!
 
2012-12-03 07:55:26 AM  

dickfreckle: What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.


I think she partook of too much of that laughing gas. It f*cked with her brain cells.
 
2012-12-03 08:02:09 AM  

HanBammer: /Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads


You'd at think they'd come in and say "Hey, we get it; she's a loony. Can we go back to calling the president the worst monster in the history of anything?"

But alas, I expect too much out of our Fark IndependentsTM.
 
2012-12-03 08:02:24 AM  
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website. "I feel that the nightmare of the Soviet Union is back in full force."

Build a little vacation camp outside Nome, Alaska and send her there. She'll get to feel oppressed, plus she'd be screaming "SEE?!?!" and no one could hear her.

Other people say stupid shiat about Obama turning the US into the USSR, but this farking lunatic should know better since lived in the Soviet Union until she was 21.

Taitz, now 49, was born in the Soviet-controlled Moldova in 1960, to two science teachers. She grew up skeptical and disdainful of the government there.

"There were very few attorneys," she recalled. "And I believe the main reason was because it was pointless, absolutely pointless to go to court and try to uphold the constitutional rights of citizens against the regime. Everything was predesigned, pre-decided for you. And people who tried to go against the regime ended up in gulag. I had a great-uncle who was in gulag, who was sentenced for 10 years."


Link

Do you hear many Holocaust survivors calling Obama a Nazi?
 
2012-12-03 08:03:15 AM  

log_jammin: Serious Black: So you do it in the shower. Big farking deal.

BUT THE CHEMICALS R IN TEH WATER THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE YOUR BRAIN OBEY!!!

Precious bodily fluids anyone?
 
2012-12-03 08:05:51 AM  

OhioUGrad: HanBammer: OhioUGrad: Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)

I was wondering the same thing.....plus I'd like to see HER law school transcripts when she constantly gets berated for procedural errors.....maybe she's trying to cover for something

Maybe she's a Soviet agent trying to throw the U.S. government into disarray? I'm just asking questions here.

/Love how the threadshiatters don't even bother visiting Orly threads
//She seems to be a judgeshiatter

That would at least make her interesting...and considering how dumb the last batch of spies that got caught here (Chapman) were....Taitz wouldn't be a surprise. Maybe you cracked the case!


www.filmindustrynetwork.biz
 
2012-12-03 08:06:09 AM  

dickfreckle: Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]

I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.



She supposedly studied dentistry in Israel, but any actual education has been questioned more than once. She got licensed by CA because of some recipcrocal thing with Israel, if I remember right.
 
2012-12-03 08:06:42 AM  

xanadian: Bathia_Mapes: Not just smacked down, but fined too.

Good on ya, judge!

That's fine by me. GET IT? FINE?? hahahahahahaha


Would you like a coffee? Seems like you need one and I'm just heading out to get my 4th ultra vent double espresso with a shot of perk-the-fark-up.

/i need it
 
2012-12-03 08:07:53 AM  

SnarfVader: The sad thing is my coworker would be the type to donate to her. He still clings to the birther bullshiat. I sometimes wonder if I can use the workplace harassment policies to shut him up about it.


Generally speaking, yes you can. Unwanted political speech makes the workplace a hostile environment.

Just be aware of the can of worms you open, doing this.
 
2012-12-03 08:08:02 AM  
She's not crazy, she's an attention whore. She's become addicted to the attention so she has to keep filing crazy lawsuits to keep the spotlight shining.
 
2012-12-03 08:08:55 AM  
These "birther" clowns should be ashamed of themselves.

Ridicule and mocking are all they're worthy of.
 
2012-12-03 08:11:05 AM  

SnarfVader: The sad thing is my coworker would be the type to donate to her. He still clings to the birther bullshiat. I sometimes wonder if I can use the workplace harassment policies to shut him up about it.


That or go under general behavior guidelines. If he has said anything that's boarder line or outright racist, just report that.
 
2012-12-03 08:14:17 AM  

CruiserTwelve: She's not crazy, she's an attention whore. She's become addicted to the attention so she has to keep filing crazy lawsuits to keep the spotlight shining.


Well, that, and if she doesn't keep filing suits, she can't grift the birthbaggers out of their money. It's the same reason every right wing pundit and failed candidate seems to be putting out a new book every 3 months. They're grabbing for every cent they can before their audience realizes it's all a snake oil medicine show.
 
2012-12-03 08:17:16 AM  

Arkanaut: dickfreckle: Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]

I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.

I believe Brontesla answers your question in his post.

I must say though, TFA is making me think of some serious questions. If printing stuff off the Internet isn't good enough for real life, then what am I doing here? What are we ALL doing here?


Learn how to use the Internet or get the fark off it and fall in line!

/My favorite butthurt quote of the season
//nothing personal
///slashies and my god damn butterscotch schnapps
 
2012-12-03 08:17:34 AM  

log_jammin: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

a woman that crazy has to have personal hygiene issues.


and probably a hidden ice-pick under the bed
 
2012-12-03 08:17:56 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

But it was on the internet, it has to be true...
 
2012-12-03 08:20:53 AM  
One of two things going on here:

1. Sustained, compelling performance art akin to Andy Kaufman; or
2. A money-making scam.

Either way, kudos to her.

She needs to keep this going - she cannot possibly earn a living any other way now. There is a segment of the population that will provide substantial monetary support for as long as she keeps this up. A few grand here or there in fines isn't going to make much of a dent in the piles of cash raised to fight the good fight.

/ insert orsonwells_clapping.gif here
 
2012-12-03 08:29:15 AM  
FTA: Orly Taitz, the California dentist and attorney

That's an interesting degree combo.
 
2012-12-03 08:29:33 AM  

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


TRouble is, it's her jaw that comes unhinged - and then she swallows you whole.
 
2012-12-03 08:34:00 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I wonder how Taitz got so crazy.


Practice, eating lead paint chips as a child, genetic predisposition, the list goes on and on.
 
2012-12-03 08:34:06 AM  

Unemployedingreenland: One of two things going on here:

1. Sustained, compelling performance art akin to Andy Kaufman; or
2. A money-making scam.

Either way, kudos to her.

She needs to keep this going - she cannot possibly earn a living any other way now. There is a segment of the population that will provide substantial monetary support for as long as she keeps this up. A few grand here or there in fines isn't going to make much of a dent in the piles of cash raised to fight the good fight.

/ insert orsonwells_clapping.gif here


3. Batshiat farking insane.
 
2012-12-03 08:44:20 AM  
www.theliberaloc.com
 
2012-12-03 08:46:43 AM  
bigbaddie.com

The internet is real to me, dammit.

Those Eastern European girls really do love me, and that Nigerian prince will come through with the money any day now.
 
2012-12-03 08:46:47 AM  
Holy crap, who gave her a law degree. Her demand letter to the college reads like it was written by a jailhouse lawyer

/I have seen many jailhouse demands and petitions.
// Lots of big lawyerly sounding accusations, little substance.
 
2012-12-03 08:48:22 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 20 July 1969.



FTFY
 
2012-12-03 08:48:55 AM  

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


#1 rule of human sexual relations- never stick your dick in crazy.
 
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