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(Huffington Post)   Judge to Birther Queen Orly Taitz: "You should know that evidence is not stuff printed from the Internet"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 179
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2012-12-02 11:30:28 PM  
HAAAHAHAAHA
 
2012-12-02 11:36:48 PM  
GOOD. >:-(
 
2012-12-02 11:44:00 PM  
I wonder how Taitz got so crazy.
 
2012-12-02 11:46:46 PM  
Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.
 
2012-12-02 11:52:36 PM  

Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.


All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth
 
2012-12-02 11:55:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth


She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)
 
2012-12-02 11:57:45 PM  
Margines also ordered Taitz to pay the college $4,000 to cover the resources spent defending itself.

www.magpies.net
 
2012-12-03 12:02:36 AM  
Not just smacked down, but fined too.

Good on ya, judge!
 
2012-12-03 12:11:59 AM  
I just want to go on the record as having witnessed the first humans landing on the moon on 22 July 1969.
 
2012-12-03 12:12:43 AM  

Ambivalence: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ambivalence: Oddly, this is not the first or even second time she's been smacked down in court for being utterly stupid.

All those judges are part of the conspiracy

/only she knows the truth

She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website
 
2012-12-03 12:15:38 AM  
And speaking of moon landings.
 
2012-12-03 12:16:41 AM  
I was just thinking we hadn't heard from her in a while.
 
2012-12-03 12:20:28 AM  
I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."
 
2012-12-03 12:24:44 AM  

Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."


An especially lolworthy tidbit from the link you posted:

"I would like to take credit for a spectacular job preparing
papers and going down to the Orange County Superior Court and arguing this case
and getting sanctions, but I honestly believe a rhesus monkey could have beaten
Ms. Taitz and got a sanction award based on the awful lack of merit to the
subpoena itself," Ritt said. "And the case itself, from what I could tell,
seems just ludicrous on its face."
 
2012-12-03 12:25:11 AM  

make me some tea: She's holding fundraisers. OrlyTaitzEsq website


Defend Our Freedoms Foundation?

I want to defend our freedoms!

TAKE MY MONEY!
 
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2012-12-03 12:30:59 AM  
Did anyone ever notice that when Trump did his ridiculous publicity stunt of offering Obama 5 million dollars to a charity of his choice, that the terms of the deal were literally impossible to meet? He wanted Obama college and passport applications and records. Who the hell keeps copies of college and passport applications? Who EVER has access the to originals, as if the government keeps all passport applications in a secret vault somewhere. No they don't, they're entered into the system and destroyed. Trump knows that.

The whole birther movement is beyond infantile.
 
2012-12-03 12:36:17 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-03 12:45:52 AM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 12:46:00 AM  

Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Sadly he is not any different from all the other judges. I am yet to see one single judge who gives a damn about this nation.

"

So the country is choc-full of learned and experienced legal professionals that all hate their country and/or are beholden to Obama. 

Orly, I'd like to introduce you to man named Occam...
 
2012-12-03 12:50:29 AM  
www.indecisionforever.com
 
2012-12-03 12:51:30 AM  
Tea Party activists traveled to Occidental and served a secretary in AGC with the motion to compel

There's little doubt in my mind that some people examine the Tea Party's positions (whatever they might be) and make a reasoned decision to back them. But a lot of people just need a good solid thwack on the head. Fer crissakes, using gullibility as a defense to racism is no way to go through life.
 
2012-12-03 12:57:57 AM  
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 01:04:21 AM  
 
2012-12-03 01:51:56 AM  
And if anyone hasn't seen it, the Orly Taitz Remix is a classic. Bonus: The DJIA was down in the 9000 range then.
 
2012-12-03 02:27:01 AM  
How is this woman still taken seriously by anyone, sane or not?
 
2012-12-03 02:34:47 AM  

BronyMedic: How is this woman still taken seriously by anyone, sane or not?


she isn't.
 
2012-12-03 02:51:10 AM  

Ambivalence: She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


I thought she had, but apparently she's still licensed in California. And even if she was disbarred, she could bring her own suits in propria persona... she just can't represent anyone else.
 
2012-12-03 03:07:30 AM  

Ambivalence: She keeps getting hit with fines for wasting the court's time. I don't know how she pays them or how she hasn't been disbarred yet. (I hadn't heard, maybe she was disbarred)


Never mind that, how the hell did she get licensed in the first place? I'm going to need to see ALL of her law school records and her long form original bar exam.
 
2012-12-03 03:53:46 AM  

I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

i796.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 04:51:14 AM  

Apos: I'd actually never heard of this demented birther until today,but it pleases me to do this:

[i796.photobucket.com image 152x184]


I envy that you've only just now become familiar with Medusa. A couple of years ago she was one of the chief faces in the birther movement, coinciding with the height of the Tea Party. Then, mercy be upon us, she sort of disappeared. Still, I don't mind her resurfacing in the news now and again if it's for smackdowns like this.

What baffles me is how this woman managed to earn her professional degrees. I mean, those require at least a modicum of critical thinking. I know that one can merely be studious - as opposed to genuinely intelligent - and receive law and medical degrees, but this lady is about as sharp I say about as sharp as a sack of dead puppies.

I think her chief flaw is severe vanity. Seriously, look at any photo ever taken of her. She has this would-be porn star facial pose and to hear her talk is to hear someone convinced she has never been wrong about anything, ever, and never will be. That's why she keeps trucking forward despite every judge she encounters laughing at her. It doesn't sink in because in her narcissistic mind it's the world that doesn't understand, not that she might just be wrong. She's not wrong in this instance, you see; the judge must be an Obama supporter.

Very common right-winger trait.
 
2012-12-03 05:23:15 AM  
I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.
 
2012-12-03 05:25:16 AM  

themindiswatching: Never mind that, how the hell did she get licensed in the first place?


Blowjobs.
 
2012-12-03 05:27:21 AM  
"This is really a very sad state of affairs," Taitz wrote on her website.

Indeed, but not for the reasons you think.
 
2012-12-03 05:34:31 AM  

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


a woman that crazy has to have personal hygiene issues.
 
2012-12-03 05:35:28 AM  
It just goes to prove that the BP drilling ban is valid - Oily Taintz is detrimental to your sanity.
 
2012-12-03 05:37:03 AM  
citation needed!
 
2012-12-03 05:38:35 AM  
Fine! Look, I KILLED VINCE FOSTER.

F*cking satisfied?
 
2012-12-03 05:43:01 AM  
 
2012-12-03 05:43:28 AM  

log_jammin: Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.

a woman that crazy has to have personal hygiene issues.


So you do it in the shower. Big farking deal.

/unless you're talking STIs
 
2012-12-03 05:43:34 AM  
"Crank" is a pejorative term used for a person who holds an unshakable belief that most of his or her contemporaries consider to be false. A crank belief is so wildly at variance with those commonly held as to be ludicrous. Cranks characteristically dismiss all evidence or arguments which contradict their own unconventional beliefs, making rational debate a futile task, and rendering them impervious to facts, evidence, and rational inference.
Common synonyms for "crank" include crackpot and kook.
 
2012-12-03 05:43:50 AM  
Trump. Taitz. Third Reich. It all makes sense now.
 
2012-12-03 05:46:36 AM  

Serious Black: So you do it in the shower. Big farking deal.


BUT THE CHEMICALS R IN TEH WATER THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE YOUR BRAIN OBEY!!!
 
2012-12-03 05:47:12 AM  
I hope this human garbage is mouth-raped by 14 Gabonese cocksmiths until her head looks like Kennedy's on Nov. 22, 1963.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
2012-12-03 05:48:04 AM  
i560.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 05:55:08 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Somacandra: I would just like to point out that Occidental Weekly's actual news story really brings a lot more lulz to this issue:

"Just make sure not to forget to bring with you Mr. Obama's application, registration, and financial aid application." When Botterud arrived in the courtroom, he was approached by Taitz and asked if he had the President's records with him, according to a court observer's report. The report noted that Botterud was "obviously amused," when he replied, "No."

An especially lolworthy tidbit from the link you posted:

"I would like to take credit for a spectacular job preparing
papers and going down to the Orange County Superior Court and arguing this case
and getting sanctions, but I honestly believe a rhesus monkey could have beaten
Ms. Taitz and got a sanction award based on the awful lack of merit to the
subpoena itself," Ritt said. "And the case itself, from what I could tell,
seems just ludicrous on its face."


i28.photobucket.com

Bite macaque, Orly
 
2012-12-03 05:55:45 AM  
I did a GIS for "birther queen", fully expecting nasty porn.

Sadly, just Taitz...
 
2012-12-03 06:05:12 AM  
On one hand, she is clearly nuts and I wish would go away.

On the other hand, she is clearly nuts and I love the fact that she keeps the stupidity of Tea Partiers alive and in the presss.

I say, let her keep going. Every time she gets slapped down and the stories hits the wires, yes, it may inspire other wingnuts. However, it also puts another dent in the armor of the ridiculous birther claim movement. Trump has also achieved that status.

So let her blather on as she sees fit. It is obvious that she is being allowed (to the extent of the law) to bring these frivolous cases to court. She will just get batted down and have to start all over again.   And apparently, she is too delusional to figure it out.

And as long as I am on the subject of stupid Tea Partiers, let us not forget the scientific dictum, "there's no fixing stupid"..
 
2012-12-03 06:07:32 AM  

mediablitz: I did a GIS for "birther queen", fully expecting nasty porn.

Sadly, just Taitz...


That's pretty damn nasty. You were hoping to see worse?

Try using her nickname "Oily Titz". I would guess the results will be NSFW.
 
2012-12-03 06:14:37 AM  

Serious Black: I'd totally fark her. There's no way a woman that unhinged in real life isn't that unhinged in bed.


It's would be all fun and games until she asks to see your long-form penis.
 
2012-12-03 06:19:21 AM  
Of course she thinks downloaded GIS images are sufficient evidence. Where do you think she got her degrees from?
 
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