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(The Sun)   Hot 24-year-old-blonde quits waitressing to make £300,000 as Britney Spears clone (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 113
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2012-12-02 10:11:18 PM
"During her eight-year career ..."

37,500/year still isn't bad, though.
 
2012-12-02 10:15:18 PM
I never knew Britney Spears was so popular with blind people.
 
2012-12-02 10:18:07 PM
Apparently being blonde is all one needs to be in order to impersonate Miss Spears
 
2012-12-02 10:18:36 PM
I'm not saying I wouldn't hit that, I'm just saying I wouldn't tell YOU I hit that.
 
2012-12-02 10:19:01 PM
That's a hard 24.
 
2012-12-02 10:21:18 PM
Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

Also, ditto on the hard 24 - I honestly figured she was in her mid-30s.
 
2012-12-02 10:23:49 PM

kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?


That's pretty much an American thing though. I don't think other countries are so obsessed with perfect straight teeth.
 
2012-12-02 10:37:29 PM
By golly, she DOES look like Slutney.
 
2012-12-02 10:45:35 PM
I hope she's not British, those yellow teeth would be stereotype reinforcing.
 
2012-12-02 11:01:32 PM
CATFIGHT
 
2012-12-02 11:06:32 PM
Toxic
 
2012-12-02 11:12:47 PM
What was the phrase Douglas Adams used?

"Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Britney Spears."
 
2012-12-03 12:03:10 AM
IF she is 24 I'm Pope Urban VII.
 
2012-12-03 12:05:45 AM
She actually does look like her. Whatever.

The last photo in the article is hilariously bad.
 
2012-12-03 12:53:32 AM
*scans headline*

I'm not falling for it, subby. Not this time.

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2012-12-03 02:01:39 AM
Maybe we need a new headline filter.
 
2012-12-03 02:15:59 AM
Eh, she's ugly, but not quite butt ugly enough to pass for Britney.
 
2012-12-03 02:17:41 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-03 02:18:17 AM
Except that BS has perfect teeth, and you have, well...
 
2012-12-03 02:21:06 AM
There are degrees. "Hot" is the top degree.

1) Hot. You'd remember it your whole life if you somehow got there.
2) Braggable. You'd be proud enough if you got there to let your jealous friends make envious jokes.
3) Not bad! Hey, saw who you hooked up with last night. Not bad!
4) Was it fun? Hey saw you kinda hooked up (while farked up) last night, was it fun?
5) Goggles. Wow, uh, ok, wow.

This chick fits into "Not bad!"
 
2012-12-03 02:21:31 AM
So is it kinda like the movie "Dave," as Britney detours to have a secret tryst with a groupie, her security detail brings the fake Britney onstage to lipsync through her set, then the real Britney comes back out to do the encore lipsync and bask in all that applause??????
 
2012-12-03 02:21:40 AM

feckingmorons: IF she is 24 I'm Pope Urban VII.


Wow, you had the shortest reign in papal history, less than two weeks, and a fab beard:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-03 02:22:58 AM

Sherman Potter: Except that BS has perfect teeth, and you have, well...


But she's Britainy Spears.
 
2012-12-03 02:22:59 AM
The eyes and the hair? Sure.

The body? She could use a little more chest and a little less hips, but we'll give leeway.

The teeth and the imitation "Oops I Did It Again" catsuit? No.

Verdict? OK, but not stellar.
 
2012-12-03 02:25:42 AM

JohnAnnArbor: feckingmorons: IF she is 24 I'm Pope Urban VII.

Wow, you had the shortest reign in papal history, less than two weeks, and a fab beard:


I was thinking Keith Urban or Urban Meyer. Didn't realize there was a real pope with that name.
 
2012-12-03 02:26:56 AM

kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

Also, ditto on the hard 24 - I honestly figured she was in her mid-30s.


Her teeth aren't all that bad. Definitely not the worst part of her face.
 
2012-12-03 02:28:49 AM
That is a very hard 24. She looked 25 already at 16. And the nose is all wrong for Britney Spears, although she looks somewhat close in one of the pictures.
 
2012-12-03 02:30:49 AM

Rev.K: That's a hard 24.


Yeah, she looks older than everyone in my group of friends, and we're all around 30.
 
2012-12-03 02:37:28 AM
And her incredible likeness to the star has earned her a staggering £300,000 as a full time doppelganger.

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2012-12-03 02:42:39 AM
files.myopera.com
 
2012-12-03 02:43:03 AM
Misspeling Mikeighla fail LOL!!1!
 
2012-12-03 02:43:24 AM
She does look like a rough/old britney.. good enough to completely work on a stage or in a club for example. Except for... love, how can i put this.. you are going to need to pad out those there titties some. Britney is a LOT better endowed.
 
2012-12-03 02:45:32 AM
Maybe, from a distance, if you shaved her head.
 
2012-12-03 02:49:39 AM
Looks like Tranny Britney.
 
2012-12-03 02:51:27 AM
Wow, that was a rough 16 too.
 
2012-12-03 02:56:19 AM
"Hot 24-year-old-blonde..."

LOL, wut?

No more, I've had enough of falling for this "hot chick" crap. 24 years old? My ass! Biatch makes ME feel like I'm 24.
 
2012-12-03 03:01:20 AM
Empty head too, just like B.S.
 
2012-12-03 03:04:19 AM
I really feel sorry for British dudes. They got screwed on attractive girls. At least the girls try to make up for it by being easy. If you're talk/dance with a British girl for 5 minutes, you're going home.

Obviously there's some hotties but they're few and far between.

What's funny is London is full of hot chicks, they just aren't British.
 
2012-12-03 03:06:42 AM
Hot and Britney Spears do not belong in the same sentence (except one saying they don't).
 
2012-12-03 03:10:23 AM
Serious question: Why do sososo many English women look like they have developmental disorders?
 
2012-12-03 03:13:58 AM
Wow, that's a hard 24 years.
 
2012-12-03 03:21:50 AM
Hmmm. Paint myself green, use a nose prosthesis, wear a little torso padding, and I can probably come pretty close to ogre Fiona.
 
2012-12-03 03:22:40 AM
24? She's pushing 40. Same with Britney. After she turned 18, she went straight to middle age.

Anyhow, good on her if she can make some money at it.
 
2012-12-03 03:40:58 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: Serious question: Why do sososo many English women look like they have developmental disorders?


Something...somethin just ain't right wit that girl.
 
2012-12-03 03:44:13 AM
*ahem*

A what now?
 
2012-12-03 03:47:29 AM
Hey, fark your college degree!
 
2012-12-03 04:01:03 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 04:07:05 AM

GAT_00: kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

That's pretty much an American thing though. I don't think other countries are so obsessed with perfect straight teeth.


You make a (rare) good point. Americans are obsessed with the superficial cosmetic in people. We tend to be like idiots who buy what is being advertised with little question to consequence or true importance.
 
2012-12-03 04:11:35 AM

KrispyKritter: GAT_00: kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

That's pretty much an American thing though. I don't think other countries are so obsessed with perfect straight teeth.

You make a (rare) good point. Americans are obsessed with the superficial cosmetic in people. We tend to be like idiots who buy what is being advertised with little question to consequence or true importance.


Funny thing is a pretty wide survey a couple of years back showed murcans have, on average, much worse teeth than brits or any other westernised people.. but wealthy americans and those on tv and movies are always perfect about it.. so people think murcan teeth are perfect.

Poor people CANNOT AFFORD DENTAL in your unsubsidised hellhole. sorry guys.
 
2012-12-03 04:53:04 AM
I misread the headline as "Britney Spears CLOWN"; after seeing the pic I can see I wasn't wrong.
 
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