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(Centre Daily Times)   Not news: Argument breaks out Trivial Pursuit. News: One player threatens another with a hatchet. Fark: "When troopers arrived at the the home, they seized the hatchet and discovered that it was actually a piece of drug paraphernalia"   (centredaily.com) divider line 50
    More: Dumbass, Trivial Pursuit, hatchets, drug paraphernalia, Thanksgiving  
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2012-12-02 09:31:47 PM
Should have picked up the pint glass instead.
 
2012-12-03 12:01:05 AM
How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

Also, let's just get this out of the way...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-03 12:31:24 AM
The makers of Trivial Pursuit copied a bunch of their Genus Edition from some dude's book, including deliberate mistakes the guy had made to (unsuccessfully) protect his copyright. How many arguments/fistfights was that responsible for?


On his LAPD I.D. card, Columbo's first name is shown to be Frank...
 
2012-12-03 12:56:36 AM

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

Also, let's just get this out of the way...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x355]


Or was it a bong? And if so, how?

(get it?)
 
2012-12-03 12:56:46 AM
The object in question?

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-03 12:57:02 AM

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-03 12:58:49 AM
FTA:
The incident happened Thanksgiving night at a home on South High Street, but was reported by police today.
When troopers arrived at the home, they seized the hatchet and discovered it was actually a piece of drug paraphernalia.


Well. Isn't that special?
 
2012-12-03 12:59:10 AM

sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]


Yes, this is most likely what it was. Me smokum peace pipe.
 
2012-12-03 01:00:00 AM
"at a home on South High Street" How appropriate.
 
2012-12-03 01:00:51 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-03 01:01:15 AM

"The incident happened Thanksgiving night at a home on South High Street, but was reported by police today."


Why do people want to ruin a holiday? I had a relative try to start up things on Thanksgiving by ranting about Obama, and in the past other relatives who were in a bad relationship would show up at family gatherings and get into arguments with their wife/husband/etc...

 
2012-12-03 01:03:32 AM

sp86: The object in question?


Ah. Our smoking stuff looked like smoking stuff back in the day.
 
2012-12-03 01:04:39 AM
FTHL : Argument breaks out Trivial Pursuit

Yeah... Argument loves that goddamn game.
 
2012-12-03 01:06:25 AM

Gyrfalcon: Or was it a bong? And if so, how?

(get it?)


*blink*

Um yeah, heap big joke is big!

/I thought was the one doing silly jokes around here this week and you were supposed to be the sensible one. 
 
2012-12-03 01:15:44 AM

qlenfg: sp86: The object in question?

Ah. Our smoking stuff looked like smoking stuff back in the day.


Lol, that design is from ye olde injuns back in the day.
 
2012-12-03 01:18:06 AM
 
2012-12-03 01:19:48 AM

lewismarktwo: qlenfg: sp86: The object in question?

Ah. Our smoking stuff looked like smoking stuff back in the day.

Lol, that design is from ye olde injuns back in the day.


See, we'd get busted for having a weapon, etc... in the car. However, a pipe or bit of weed or a beer would be tossed out, and we'd be told to sober up and go home. This was back in the day when the cops at concerts would pass the communal joint from the end of one row up or back to the end of the next one...
 
2012-12-03 01:20:14 AM

quatchi: Gyrfalcon: Or was it a bong? And if so, how?

(get it?)

*blink*

Um yeah, heap big joke is big!

/I thought was the one doing silly jokes around here this week and you were supposed to be the sensible one.


I have a concussion.
 
2012-12-03 01:20:24 AM
there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.
 
2012-12-03 01:29:54 AM

walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.


Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?


I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?
 
2012-12-03 01:30:04 AM
hmmm

i49.tinypic.com.
 
2012-12-03 01:38:41 AM
MOOPS!
 
2012-12-03 01:41:42 AM

Gyrfalcon: I have a concussion


That's yer story and yer sticking to it, eh?

BronyMedic: quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?


I was thinking a pal of Charlie Sheen's.

I was banging 7 gram rocks...
 
2012-12-03 01:48:13 AM
so many questions... so little answers...
 
2012-12-03 02:01:14 AM
Not news: Argument breaks out Trivial Pursuit.

Although I love it when arguments break out board games, I prefer my arguments to break out cutthroat monopoly.
 
2012-12-03 02:08:46 AM

lordargent: Not news: Argument breaks out Trivial Pursuit.

Although I love it when arguments break out board games, I prefer my arguments to break out cutthroat monopoly.


I agree to some extent, but i think my arguments would break out the weapons first. Whoever is left standing goes to sudden death pictionary.
 
2012-12-03 02:12:30 AM

BronyMedic: walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.

Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?


Also who's doing coke and playing trivial pursuit? That's like taking meth and going to a quilting bee or b or something
 
2012-12-03 02:20:12 AM

quatchi: Gyrfalcon: I have a concussion

That's yer story and yer sticking to it, eh?

BronyMedic: quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?

I was thinking a pal of Charlie Sheen's.

I was banging 7 gram rocks...


I banged my head on a shelf.
 
2012-12-03 02:28:21 AM
Juggalos?
 
2012-12-03 02:37:39 AM
Came for possible pictures and/or personal anecdotes.

Not disappointed.

Also, board games should have adapted. Some possible suggestions for the draw cards:
- go to jail, don't pass go, don't collect 200, now go take a drink and sit outside for half an hour until you CALM DOWN!!
- you just won the sweepstakes, you get to punch one (1) player of your choice.
- this is token (1/2) Of End Game. If you have the other token, feel free to take this board outside and light it on fire (player must not be in the 1st position)
- Graball card. Choose the player that you want, grab all their cash and kick them out the game
- "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)


Who's with me?!!

/what grudges?!
 
2012-12-03 02:41:18 AM

Resident Muslim: - "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)

 
2012-12-03 02:43:52 AM

Resident Muslim: - "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)


Damnit.

The picture didn't post.

3.bp.blogspot.com

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-03 02:45:30 AM
Everyone knows Columbo's first name is Philip
 
2012-12-03 02:47:42 AM
Ya put yer weeed in it , man!
 
2012-12-03 03:02:53 AM

BlousyBrown: BronyMedic: walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.

Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?

Also who's doing coke and playing trivial pursuit? That's like taking meth and going to a quilting bee or b or something


I used to do speed and play Boggle with the GF.

Good times...
 
2012-12-03 03:46:55 AM

fusillade762: BlousyBrown: BronyMedic: walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.

Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?

Also who's doing coke and playing trivial pursuit? That's like taking meth and going to a quilting bee or b or something

I used to do speed and play Boggle with the GF.

Good times...


Oh, that must have sounded interesting.
 
2012-12-03 03:55:11 AM
www.spikednation.com


"The axe was possessed by a demon because someone was trying to use a wizard spell two levels above his experience. And he knew that!"
 
2012-12-03 04:28:32 AM
hate trivia games, have given away several, they suck. Rummikub or Monopoly are good fun, Water Works and Uno also much fun.

/have a close relative/family that plays Bible Trivia
//put my head in a industrial power vise, hit "On" please
 
2012-12-03 04:31:17 AM

KrispyKritter: /have a close relative/family that plays Bible Trivia


Oh, man, that's a hilarious game to play with religious people. It's quite amazing how bad at it most of them are. I'm like, "Hey, isn't this YOUR religion? Why am I beating you at a Bible game and I'm not even religious?"

/Good times, good times.
 
2012-12-03 05:06:05 AM
Easy access to hatchets is causing needless pain and suffering. We need stricter hatchet control laws. Maybe we should ban them.
 
2012-12-03 05:51:18 AM
Subby here. I wish I could say that I was high when I wrote that headline (forgot to put "over" before "Trivial Pursuit"; added an extra "the" later on)... but I wasn't. Just tired.

/I was trying to decide whether or not to incorporate Moops into the headline, but I'm glad others have taken care of that.
 
2012-12-03 07:06:51 AM
I wish I remembered which Farker proposed Riskrabbopoly as the game responsible for the most gaming related fatalties in the world.
 
2012-12-03 07:58:10 AM

sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]


Seeing you again makes my heart soar like a hawk...let's smoke.
Peace Pipe
/Partied with these guys
 
2012-12-03 11:31:15 AM
Done in 2.
 
2012-12-03 11:36:32 AM

pnkgtr: MOOPS!


MOORS!
 
2012-12-03 11:45:33 AM
Bong pursuit is a very egalitarian game.
If one guy start out smart and gets a couple pie pieces, the BHs will make him stupid enough that the rest of us can catch up.
 
2012-12-03 12:55:15 PM

BronyMedic: Resident Muslim: - "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)

Damnit.

The picture didn't post.


Eeeewwww!!!


I said whiney!!!
Not whinney!!!


Dammit!!
 
2012-12-03 02:09:28 PM
I've seen some heated arguments over Trivial Pursuit over the years but Risk... especially Risk plus alcohol = ticking time bomb.

I've seen seemingly happy couples fight like the people on COPS because of Risk.
 
2012-12-03 04:16:32 PM

sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]


Nice as a novelty pipe, but professional stoners use a good hookah

www.hookah-shisha.com

You're in Wasilla, Alaska for a week. You have a kick-ass hookah and an ounce of BC bud. What do you do, hot shot?
 
2012-12-03 08:51:02 PM

Mega Steve: sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]

Nice as a novelty pipe, but professional stoners use a good hookah

[www.hookah-shisha.com image 450x590]

You're in Wasilla, Alaska for a week. You have a kick-ass hookah and an ounce of BC bud. What do you do, hot shot?


Professional stoners, eh? How do you get paid for smoking pot?
 
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