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		Son of the Year in contention for Mugshot of the Year (kob.com)		49
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Apos		2012-12-03 12:30:18 AM

DERP

Mark Ratner		2012-12-03 12:35:48 AM

That's a rough 27 years. O_o

RedPhoenix122		2012-12-03 01:15:53 AM

Apos: [www.kob.com image 300x225]

DERP

ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com

Looks like he escaped the zombies alright.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-12-03 01:31:34 AM

Is his mom a wizard?

hammettman		2012-12-03 02:14:40 AM

This thread was Godwinned before it began

steerforth		2012-12-03 03:12:23 AM

It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

Xanlexian		2012-12-03 07:19:58 AM

steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

I see what you did there.

And over there.

fusillade762		2012-12-03 07:24:50 AM

Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I had NO idea.

Teflon Billy		2012-12-03 07:27:38 AM

A face only a mother could love - - making this guy officially screwed.

HBK		2012-12-03 07:29:24 AM

An Albuquerque meth addict, you say? Where have I heard this before?

poe_zlaw		2012-12-03 07:33:15 AM

I had no idea finding an alien at a younger age, feeding it Reese's Pieces, building a phone for it and sending it home would take such a toll on a man in his later years.

Onkel Buck		2012-12-03 07:34:17 AM

Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Deacon Blue		2012-12-03 07:37:06 AM

Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Ha! Yet another phrase I'm stealing for my own use!

Onkel Buck		2012-12-03 07:40:37 AM

Deacon Blue: Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Ha! Yet another phrase I'm stealing for my own use!

Feel free. These are things I have heard while living in the south

id10ts		2012-12-03 07:42:35 AM

FTA: "went to go look for him"

How about "went to find him" or even "went to look for him" ?

Farking grammar, how does it work?

xanadian		2012-12-03 07:49:53 AM

You know who ELSE had problems with his mother???

... Freud.

/I think

BronyMedic		2012-12-03 07:53:14 AM

>Meth.
>Not taking medicine.
>Marijuana.

I'll take "What's an unmedicated bipolar sufferer" for 350, Alex.

aNihilV10L8tr		2012-12-03 07:57:44 AM

Eye against Eye?

Mr. Ekshun		2012-12-03 08:00:30 AM

Disapproves, assuming he's looking at the correct article.

/(Colin Hay)

LordPomposity		2012-12-03 08:03:07 AM

Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

Well, which one is it?

Turfshoe		2012-12-03 08:03:20 AM

I'm pretty sure that guy lives in the shire

Omnis_evil_twin		2012-12-03 08:04:24 AM

FTFA: Police said when they went to go look for him at his apartment on they saw walls spray painted and smashed in.

My, that was a poorly written article. It's like...the writer can only achieve orgasm when in the presence of excessive prepositions.

MrHappyRotter		2012-12-03 08:04:37 AM

I think it's hot the way he looks right a lot.

Mr. Ekshun		2012-12-03 08:05:33 AM

Also I was just reminded of an excerpt from a personal ad I wrote years ago:

"You know, I can't help but notice that you're smiling at me. Well, I suppose you could be smiling at that guy at the other end of the bar, but one of your eyes is looking at me and you're smiling and that's close enough."

The rest of it is worse.

VenomousDuck		2012-12-03 08:21:43 AM

So I guess he was keeping one eye on mom's shenanigans?

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-12-03 08:29:53 AM

Xanlexian: I see what you did there. And over there.

memeorama.com

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-12-03 08:29:54 AM

hammettman: This thread was Godwinned before it began

The correct term is "Godwin'd in the boobies."

s9.postimage.org

Kibbler		2012-12-03 08:31:12 AM

How not to think things through.

numbone		2012-12-03 08:36:23 AM

Obviously the cops sneaked up from behind.

diaphoresis		2012-12-03 08:49:51 AM

Kibbler: How not to think things through.

Public school system?

Mini Ditka		2012-12-03 09:04:38 AM

imtheonlylp		2012-12-03 09:05:52 AM

dad?

AdrianLamo		2012-12-03 09:22:38 AM

fusillade762: Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I had NO idea.

Also known to absolutely none of its users as double-methylated phenylethylamine, or speed, a type of drug ...

AdrianLamo		2012-12-03 09:24:49 AM

BronyMedic: >Meth.
>Not taking medicine.
>Marijuana.

I'll take "What's an unmedicated bipolar sufferer" for 350, Alex.

It was just ridiculously generic Desoxyn. Nothing to get worked up about.

AdrianLamo		2012-12-03 09:32:10 AM

Kibbler: How not to think things through.

I'm sure charges will be dropped once he explains that it was just the right-handed isomer of a Vicks inhaler.

/I'll stop now.
//Very sorry.

Noticeably F.A.T.		2012-12-03 10:21:46 AM

Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Got one eye fishin', one lookin' for bait.

DaMoGan		2012-12-03 10:27:34 AM

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

fritopendejo		2012-12-03 10:28:11 AM

He is cross eyed.

Iceman_Cometh		2012-12-03 10:33:17 AM

steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

He can't even look her in the eye!

/aisle seat please

Mouser		2012-12-03 11:29:55 AM

Obligatory Derpy picture.

offmymeds		2012-12-03 11:30:10 AM

Iceman_Cometh: steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

He can't even look her in the eye!

/aisle seat please

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Jack Elam frowns on your shenanigans!

Wrath of Heaven		2012-12-03 11:54:52 AM

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YA BOY

stuffy		2012-12-03 12:00:53 PM

I so want to go to that families Christmas.

HelloNeuman		2012-12-03 12:31:27 PM

"suspected of selling methamphetamine - or 'meth'

thanks for clearing that up

SPLAMM		2012-12-03 01:36:17 PM

His face rings a bell.
www.kob.com

Mega Steve		2012-12-03 01:46:36 PM

I went looking for a pic of Jon Cryer's walleye pills from Hot Shots!, but got distracted by Valeria Golino. She's kind of a mixed bag for me. Sometimes I think she's smoking hot, and other times she's just kinda meh.

cdn.bleacherreport.net

Hot or not, she was banging Sean Penn, so I think I'll pass

rushthatspeaks		2012-12-03 03:14:18 PM

Hobbits gone wild.

imtheonlylp		2012-12-03 04:00:54 PM

What color are his eyes?
Looks to me like they're blew everywhere.

mattg		2012-12-04 04:33:48 AM

Mega Steve: I went looking for a pic of Jon Cryer's walleye pills from Hot Shots!, but got distracted by Valeria Golino. She's kind of a mixed bag for me. Sometimes I think she's smoking hot, and other times she's just kinda meh.

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x263]

Hot or not, she was banging Sean Penn, so I think I'll pass

What a shame. I'm sure she was banging down your door, Mega Steve

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