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(UPI)   Man in wheelchair bowls perfect game: "I know I said I can't feel my knees, but let me tell you, they were weak"   (upi.com ) divider line
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680 clicks; posted to Sports » on 02 Dec 2012 at 9:36 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-02 08:21:13 PM  
George Holscher, 48, of Chesapeake, was paralyzed in a car crash when he was 25.
"When my doctor told me I'd never walk again, that was the worst 5 minutes of my life."
 

This is one cool motherfarker.
 
2012-12-02 08:45:44 PM  

queenalice: George Holscher, 48, of Chesapeake, was paralyzed in a car crash when he was 25.
"When my doctor told me I'd never walk again, that was the worst 5 minutes of my life." 

This is one cool motherfarker.


The reaction makes him seem that way, but it's all relative. They had first told him he'd never wank again.
 
2012-12-02 09:26:15 PM  
"When my doctor told me I'd never walk again, that was the worst 5 minutes of my life. And that's about as long as I let it last," Holscher said.

I like him already.

Gratz, Bro.
 
2012-12-02 09:36:33 PM  
Since his accident, Holscher said he started playing a number of sports -- including wheelchair basketball,


o.onionstatic.com

/had to be done
//seriously though, I love stories like this. Bravo good sir!
 
2012-12-02 09:41:44 PM  
And here I am able bodied with a 155 average and an all time high of 212.

/5th year in league
 
2012-12-02 10:10:55 PM  
images.tvrage.com

you have too much tread on your sneakers, bro
 
2012-12-02 10:23:18 PM  
Just shows how easy modern equipment is making the game.

/Just kidding, great game, bro.
//Rolled mine in '99
///Not in a wheelchair, but one of my teammates was.
 
2012-12-02 11:01:56 PM  
Well yeah, if his knees weren't weak he wouldn't be in a wheelchair.
 
2012-12-02 11:03:55 PM  
I've seen a lot of spinals dude, and this guy's a fake.
 
2012-12-03 12:05:13 AM  
We call that the "Mr. Burns Special."
 
2012-12-03 12:45:29 AM  

queenalice: George Holscher, 48, of Chesapeake, was paralyzed in a car crash when he was 25.
"When my doctor told me I'd never walk again, that was the worst 5 minutes of my life." 


farm8.staticflickr.com 

/I'm a bad person
 
2012-12-03 12:48:20 AM  
Unfair advantage like that PGA golf cart dude. Walking those 4 steps every frame takes a lot out of you
 
2012-12-03 01:18:37 AM  
Shut the fark up, Donny!
 
2012-12-03 01:26:50 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Shut the fark up, Donny!


Jesus.
 
2012-12-03 06:24:32 AM  

Sandor at the Zoo: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Shut the fark up, Donny!

Jesus.


Nobody farks with da JESUS!
 
2012-12-03 07:23:27 AM  
Whatever. He probably went over the line.
 
2012-12-03 07:49:21 AM  
Mark it zero.
Sorry, I had to.
 
2012-12-03 07:57:48 AM  

ScotterOtter: Unfair advantage like that PGA golf cart dude. Walking those 4 steps every frame takes a lot out of you


Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2012-12-03 08:25:35 AM  

ScotterOtter: Unfair advantage like that PGA golf cart dude. Walking those 4 steps every frame takes a lot out of you


It was the dozen beers that usually took a lot out of me.

Well that and (even though I don't) the smoke haze which made it impossible to see the pins by the end of the second game.
 
2012-12-03 09:01:54 AM  

ScotterOtter: Unfair advantage like that PGA golf cart dude. Walking those 4 steps every frame takes a lot out of you


Actually, if you take those 4 steps out, it's easier. One minor change in your approach and you deliver the ball differently.
 
2012-12-03 12:24:09 PM  
did he used this...

www.festrikezone.com
 
2012-12-03 12:32:52 PM  
I thought Andrew Bynum wasn't supposed to bowl anymore.
 
2012-12-03 12:52:45 PM  

iggyskuz: did he used this...


there it is!!
 
2012-12-03 02:06:44 PM  

iggyskuz: did he used this...


If I had any idea how fun bowling is with a ramp and bumpers, I would've taken it up a long time ago.
 
2012-12-03 06:52:13 PM  

iggyskuz: did he used this...


so he cheated?
 
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