witchofthedogs: Ugh. Bob. Really?
vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?
mikemoto: Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.
Di Atribe: nvmac: Di is now happy.Damn straight I am! I almost missed it because I figured I'd go tuck in the Spawn while the Eagles had the ball. Luckily, she asked for a glass of water & I came back out front juuuuuuuuuuuust in time to see it! Good Spawn.
Bunny Deville: Earguy: The Bestest: Earguy: So, they're trying to train to the testthat's.. what I took away from that as wellYeah, sort of like practicing saying the alphabet backwards so you can do it during a sobriety test.If they're having to retrain his eyes to track correctly, he's not playing football anymore.He'll be enjoying the rest of his life eating tapioca pudding at the Shady Acres nursing home.
Earguy: The Bestest: Earguy: So, they're trying to train to the testthat's.. what I took away from that as wellYeah, sort of like practicing saying the alphabet backwards so you can do it during a sobriety test.
nvmac: Three weeks and Vick still can't pass his concussion test? Holy SHIAT.
2 + 2 =a) baconb) 4c) potatod) puppiese) I'm Batmanf) None of the above
rka: I think the dwarves in the Hobbit trailers look ridiculous./There, I said it.
bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?
Troy McClure: For all the crap Romo takes, I hope people remember games like these. For the Cowboys to win, Romo has to carry the whole team because he gets no help from the defense.
vermicious k'nid: Go to hell, Walmart!
you are a puppet: Oh yeah, and then the old white guy takes them to the Indiana basketball championship. I forgot they had that subplot in Crimson Tide.
hulk hogan meat shoes: Romo's wife looks like she's had one too many cosmetic procedures.
Pentaxian: Bob lost me when he said "Jason Whitlock"
you are a puppet: Bunny Deville: What's Bob saying? I'm out on the back deck smoking, can't hear the TV.Something about how Jevon Belcher was a knucklehead for the excessive touchdown celebration he performed on Saturday.
muck4doo: Bob Costas would feel much better if he sliced her throat instead.
litespeed74: Hey Packer fans! I hope we're all good after beating the Bears for you guys today....after all that replacement ref thing.../Hawks fan
ongbok: vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?Dodged a bullet? That's an understatement. He is like the guy who left town on vacation the day before Nagasaki got bombed.
Earguy: Foles incomplete to the Gatorade Cooler.
muck4doo: O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin
Lt. Cheese Weasel: bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]
robsul82: Primitive Screwhead: Was that Motörhead?Indeed. "Ace of Spades."
LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.
bulldg4life: "I think it's must see tv" referring to coverage of the murder suicide followed by joking about subway player of the game.Seems like a horrid way to sell the importance of talking about the murder/suicide during halftime.It's not a freaking sweeps week special
you are a puppet: So Brady Quinn was courageous then, Dan?
The Bestest: rka: I can't stand him doing baseball either. (although I've always been intrigued about the idea that he could be MLB commissioner) Nor basketball back in the 90s. My disdain for Costas runs deep.But at least when he's doing baseball or calling an NBA game he is serving a legit purpose.There is no purpose having him in the stadium on game day, merely throwing it back to the studio to run some pre-canned interview. Dan Patrick could do that just fine from the studio.I -do- like his baseball calling (he, with Jim Kaat, make up MLBN's A booth), though I WAS annoyed when during the Cards-Nats playoff game they called, he couldn't seem to go 5 minutes without saying "Strasburg" (you know, the guy that didn't even play in the playoffs).He does seem rather.. superfluous.. in SNF though.
Neondistraction: ariseatex: Has Andrew Luck always looked so...caveman-y?More or less, yep. The shaved head makes it a little worse.
The Bestest: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: mikemoto: Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.Yes, but the Jest would take Elvis Grbac at this point.The Jets aren't serious about winning. You that they aren't when there's a perfectly good Jake Delhomme sitting at home by the phone.
eddievercetti: [www.darrellgoodman.com image 400x533]I'm gonna hate tonight...
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