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(MSNBC)   NBC has been riding high in the ratings this season, thanks in large part to Sunday Night Football. Well, it was nice while it lasted, NBC. For the tens of fans who still care, Philly vs Dallas, 8:20 PM   (nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line 1282
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2012-12-02 06:43:30 PM  
Hey now--some of us have fantasy football glory on the line for this one.
 
2012-12-02 06:49:07 PM  
Eagles are 0-1 so far this year. I doubt they can make it to 1-1, but I have to watch anyway. Kind of like seeing a car crash and not being able to look away.
 
2012-12-02 07:21:29 PM  
go birds
 
2012-12-02 07:28:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

ww2.hdnux.com
 
2012-12-02 07:29:20 PM  

Nickster79: Hey now--some of us have fantasy football glory on the line for this one.


Yep. I'm down 16; I've got Romo, Austin and Bryce Brown tonight, he's got Eli and Bradshaw tomorrow. I feel like I need 50ish points out of those 3 to feel comfortable.
 
2012-12-02 07:29:36 PM  
I dunno, I guess I'll watch this game. Got nothing better to do.
 
2012-12-02 07:30:11 PM  
There are no sweeter tears in the NFL than Cowboys tears. While I would never wish you farkers ill, my coworkers on the other hand...
 
2012-12-02 07:30:59 PM  
Seems odd to me that Marv is calling this Bengals/Chargers game.
 
2012-12-02 07:31:02 PM  

Nickster79: Hey now--some of us have fantasy football glory on the line for this one.


Came here to mention Jason Witten...
 
2012-12-02 07:32:12 PM  

you are a puppet: Nickster79: Hey now--some of us have fantasy football glory on the line for this one.

Yep. I'm down 16; I've got Romo, Austin and Bryce Brown tonight, he's got Eli and Bradshaw tomorrow. I feel like I need 50ish points out of those 3 to feel comfortable.


I'm down 15. I have Witten, Nicks and Bradshaw. He as Eli. HATE counting on Monday night games...
 
2012-12-02 07:32:53 PM  
I have the Cows as my fantasy defense. FML.
 
2012-12-02 07:34:13 PM  

mediablitz: Nickster79: Hey now--some of us have fantasy football glory on the line for this one.

Came here to mention Jason Witten...


Witten gashes the Eagles. If the Cowboys get a running game going, Witten is going to run wild across the middle.
 
2012-12-02 07:34:13 PM  
When will they replace Romo!?
 
2012-12-02 07:34:49 PM  
So, what's going to be a bigger cluster, this game of the finale of Boardwalk Empire?
 
2012-12-02 07:35:48 PM  

Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?


The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.
 
2012-12-02 07:37:38 PM  

Nickster79: Hey now--some of us have fantasy football glory on the line for this one.


That's tomorrow for me. Need 82 yards from Alfred Morris tomorrow to win my game, thanks to my not going with my gut and taking Niners D over the Cards under the Big Green Big Top.
 
2012-12-02 07:38:33 PM  
I hope this game is hilarious!

Bring the LULZ guys!
 
2012-12-02 07:38:50 PM  

mikemoto: Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?

The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.


At this point, even Tebow is an upgrade over Sanchez
 
2012-12-02 07:39:01 PM  

mikemoto: Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?

The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.


Yes, but the Jest would take Elvis Grbac at this point.
 
2012-12-02 07:39:38 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-12-02 07:39:55 PM  
In DC for the weekend, staying at same hotel as Skins. Just had Cooley holding my daughter, couldn't get phone cam to work. DAMMIT.
 
2012-12-02 07:39:58 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I have the Cows as my fantasy defense. FML.


That doesn't sound like that bad of an idea, given the Eagle offense.
 
2012-12-02 07:40:07 PM  
www.darrellgoodman.com

I'm gonna hate tonight...
 
2012-12-02 07:40:35 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2012-12-02 07:40:50 PM  
imageshack.us

Me, after tonight.
 
2012-12-02 07:41:07 PM  

the biggest redneck here: In DC for the weekend, staying at same hotel as Skins. Just had Cooley holding my daughter, couldn't get phone cam to work. DAMMIT.


That sucks... My cousin would steal someone else's just to make it happen.
 
2012-12-02 07:41:13 PM  
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME.... um, er, football? I guess?
 
2012-12-02 07:41:34 PM  
GO LULZ!
 
2012-12-02 07:41:36 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.darrellgoodman.com image 400x533]

I'm gonna hate tonight...


Leave your contact information and the number for the local authorities in the thread. If you stop posting for 20 minutes, we'll call you an ambulance.
 
2012-12-02 07:41:40 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-12-02 07:43:12 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 329x512]


Wow... that's beautiful.
 
2012-12-02 07:43:46 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: mikemoto: Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?

The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.

Yes, but the Jest would take Elvis Grbac at this point.


The Jets aren't serious about winning. You that they aren't when there's a perfectly good Jake Delhomme sitting at home by the phone.
 
2012-12-02 07:44:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 329x512]


love that
 
2012-12-02 07:45:38 PM  

FriarReb98: the biggest redneck here: In DC for the weekend, staying at same hotel as Skins. Just had Cooley holding my daughter, couldn't get phone cam to work. DAMMIT.

That sucks... My cousin would steal someone else's just to make it happen.


Team rep made him leave. My daughter has CP and wears oxygen, once he noticed her condition, he did what he could. It just didn't happen, sucks.
 
2012-12-02 07:45:55 PM  

The Bestest: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: mikemoto: Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?

The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.

Yes, but the Jest would take Elvis Grbac at this point.

The Jets aren't serious about winning. You that they aren't when there's a perfectly good Jake Delhomme sitting at home by the phone.


The return of the Delhomme probably is what Nostradamus was talking about.
 
2012-12-02 07:46:00 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 329x512]


You win one internet!
 
2012-12-02 07:47:02 PM  

The Bestest: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: mikemoto: Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?

The New York Jets would take Tony Romo in a second if he ever became available.

Yes, but the Jest would take Elvis Grbac at this point.

The Jets aren't serious about winning. You that they aren't when there's a perfectly good Jake Delhomme sitting at home by the phone.


Maybe they should give Jeff George a call.

/can throw a football over that mountain there
//Appalachian mountain
 
2012-12-02 07:47:52 PM  

the biggest redneck here: FriarReb98: the biggest redneck here: In DC for the weekend, staying at same hotel as Skins. Just had Cooley holding my daughter, couldn't get phone cam to work. DAMMIT.

That sucks... My cousin would steal someone else's just to make it happen.

Team rep made him leave. My daughter has CP and wears oxygen, once he noticed her condition, he did what he could. It just didn't happen, sucks.


Well.. at least it will be emblazoned in her mind for a long time. :)
 
2012-12-02 07:48:08 PM  

Electriclectic: There are no sweeter tears in the NFL than Cowboys tears. While I would never wish you farkers ill, my coworkers on the other hand...


I dunno, Pats tears are pretty damn sweet.
 
2012-12-02 07:48:45 PM  
Dallas versus the Dream Team
 
2012-12-02 07:48:48 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

/do you see what i see?
 
2012-12-02 07:49:21 PM  

mikaloyd: Dallas versus the Dream Team


At least you didn't call them "That Which Pisses Off Di."
 
2012-12-02 07:49:58 PM  

urban.derelict: [i.cdn.turner.com image 641x427]
/do you see what i see?


Yup. Too bad about what's going on from the neck up.
 
2012-12-02 07:50:01 PM  
I live in Phoenix. This game will be like an all-Ditka Super Bowl.

/I mean ALL Ditka. Players, coaches, refs, commentators, cameramen, cheerleaders...
 
2012-12-02 07:50:16 PM  
DENVER BRONCOS - AFC WEST CHAMPIONS AGAIN!!!

/Suck it Raider Nation!
//Suck it Chargers!
///You get a pass today, Chefs.
 
2012-12-02 07:50:20 PM  
After realizing the game is Philadelphia at Dallas, I think I need to evacuate my bowels.

Seriously, I hate modern media. The Cowboys are ONLY "America's team" BECAUSE YOU HYPE THEM MORE THAN ANY PRO FRANCHISE OUTSIDE OF THE YANKEES/RED SOX/LAKERS.
 
2012-12-02 07:50:28 PM  
A time-lapse thermal film of the heat coming out of the Dallas stadium would probably be kinda cool.
 
2012-12-02 07:50:50 PM  

urban.derelict: [i.cdn.turner.com image 641x427]
/do you see what i see?


Definite in #1, possible in #2
 
2012-12-02 07:51:13 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Team rep made him leave. My daughter has CP and wears oxygen, once he noticed her condition, he did what he could. It just didn't happen, sucks.


Did she ever forgive Vickers or has she switched?
 
2012-12-02 07:51:22 PM  
Concrete Charlie sez going both ways is not a lifestyle choice.

i234.photobucket.com

E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles!
 
rka
2012-12-02 07:51:31 PM  
What purpose does Bob Costas serve in these Sunday Night broadcasts?

You've got the studio team with Dungy and whatnot. You've got the broadcast team in the booth.

...and Costas? The have to fly his preening ass to every game just to set up stupid interviews?

What a damn waste.
 
2012-12-02 07:51:54 PM  
Per the headline, as long as one of the teams has to lose it's a win for the rest of us. Plus, HOOKER BOOTS. Yes, I know that she's wearing the labia skirt, but I remember her best outfit with fondness.
 
2012-12-02 07:51:59 PM  
Just saw that Schiano went retarded on the Victory formation again. He must really hate the Mannings.
 
2012-12-02 07:52:11 PM  

bionicjoe: A time-lapse thermal film of the heat coming out of the Dallas stadium would probably be kinda cool.


I think they already tried that with their practice facility.

It wasn't a good thing.
 
2012-12-02 07:52:53 PM  

Electriclectic: There are no sweeter tears in the NFL than Cowboys tears. While I would never wish you farkers ill, my coworkers on the other hand...


This!
 
2012-12-02 07:53:56 PM  

rka: What purpose does Bob Costas servein these Sunday Night broadcasts?

You've got the studio team with Dungy and whatnot. You've got the broadcast team in the booth.

...and Costas? The have to fly his preening ass to every game just to set up stupid interviews
?

What a damn waste.

 
2012-12-02 07:54:02 PM  
Has Andrew Luck always looked so...caveman-y?
 
2012-12-02 07:54:38 PM  
Andrew Luck needs a fake mustache or something, that looks horrible.
 
2012-12-02 07:55:25 PM  
Andrew Luck goimg with the cro-magnon look.
 
2012-12-02 07:56:26 PM  

FriarReb98: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I have the Cows as my fantasy defense. FML.

That doesn't sound like that bad of an idea, given the Eagle offense.


LOL, true.
 
2012-12-02 07:56:32 PM  

ariseatex: caveman-y


I thought that same word.
 
2012-12-02 07:56:54 PM  
Week 13 Delhomme Leaderboard on Sunday Night

Drew Brees, Delhomme RatingTM - 83.3 (5 INT)
Jake Locker, Delhomme RatingTM - 83.3 (3 INT, 2 FUM)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Nick Foles, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tony Romo, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2012-12-02 07:57:09 PM  

rka: What purpose does Bob Costas serve in these Sunday Night broadcasts?

You've got the studio team with Dungy and whatnot. You've got the broadcast team in the booth.

...and Costas? The have to fly his preening ass to every game just to set up stupid interviews?

What a damn waste.


Someone pointed out he calls baseball beautifully (except when he's insulting bald headed elders) but I'm just glad they aren't using the same cameras and studio they did in the Olympics. He looked terrible.
 
2012-12-02 07:57:24 PM  
Andrew Luck is kind-of funny looking anyway, so I think he should go caveman-y.
 
2012-12-02 07:57:24 PM  

Brontes: When will they replace Romo!?


mcgarnagle.files.wordpress.com

Romo!
Romo!

Bring back Tony Romo!

/that's it for me
//best of luck Eddie & Di
///maybe they can deplete DAL a bit before PIT has to face them in a couple weeks
////*ducks*
 
2012-12-02 07:57:32 PM  
For tonight only:

Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.

/I feel dirty just copying and pasting that.
 
2012-12-02 07:57:41 PM  

ariseatex: Has Andrew Luck always looked so...caveman-y?


More or less, yep. The shaved head makes it a little worse.
 
2012-12-02 07:57:45 PM  
NFC East on SNF - Unpossible.

/7th meeting between these two teams on SNF since it went to NBC in 2006
//NFC East teams have twice as many SNF appearances as any other division (60 - second is NFC North with 29)
///Thought I had seen this game before
 
2012-12-02 07:59:04 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I have the Cows as my fantasy defense. FML.


I've been playing the "Whoever plays Philly" defense strategy the last three weeks in a row, and it's worked out well. I use the "Whoever plays the Jets" defense as a backup, which has also worked out well.

/ Change Ds like I change socks: Weekly.
 
2012-12-02 07:59:19 PM  

Neondistraction: ariseatex: Has Andrew Luck always looked so...caveman-y?

More or less, yep. The shaved head makes it a little worse.


I was saying earlier to my sister that Brian Orakpo finally got him a job that he could do well.
 
2012-12-02 07:59:38 PM  
Go Eagles!

/Cowboys will most likely crush them.
 
2012-12-02 08:00:07 PM  

LucklessWonder: For tonight only:

Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.

/I feel dirty just copying and pasting that.


You'll find yourself singing it in the shower. Twice through it and it's time to rinse the conditioner.
 
2012-12-02 08:00:17 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: NFC East on SNF - Unpossible.

/7th meeting between these two teams on SNF since it went to NBC in 2006
//NFC East teams have twice as many SNF appearances as any other division (60 - second is NFC North with 29)
///Thought I had seen this game before


It's almost as if the NFC East contains teams representing the #1, #4, #5 & #9 TV markets in terms of Neilsen's and the powers that be at NBC are chasing eyeballs. Also, one of those NFC East teams has won two Super Bowls since 2006.
 
2012-12-02 08:00:32 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: NFC East on SNF - Unpossible.

/7th meeting between these two teams on SNF since it went to NBC in 2006
//NFC East teams have twice as many SNF appearances as any other division (60 - second is NFC North with 29)


If it makes you feel more annoyed, I'll point out that the NFC East occupies all SNF AND MNF slots this week.

/garbage-ass division
//at least this one is FFB relevant
///just need 4 points from Romo/Bailey
 
2012-12-02 08:01:00 PM  

CipollinaFan: Go Eagles!

/Cowboys will most likely crush them.


It's December. The Cowboys bring the lulz in this month.
 
2012-12-02 08:01:09 PM  

theewhiterhino: LucklessWonder: For tonight only:

Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.

/I feel dirty just copying and pasting that.

You'll find yourself singing it in the shower. Twice through it and it's time to rinse the conditioner.


I prefer the NFL fight song that starts with the word "Hail" personally.
 
2012-12-02 08:02:09 PM  

mikaloyd: the biggest redneck here: Team rep made him leave. My daughter has CP and wears oxygen, once he noticed her condition, he did what he could. It just didn't happen, sucks.

Did she ever forgive Vickers or has she switched?


Back to the 24 we went.
 
2012-12-02 08:02:51 PM  

Intel154: urban.derelict: [i.cdn.turner.com image 641x427]
/do you see what i see?

Definite in #1, possible in #2


Ok, I give. What am I not seeing?
 
2012-12-02 08:04:47 PM  

LucklessWonder: theewhiterhino: LucklessWonder: For tonight only:

Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.

/I feel dirty just copying and pasting that.

You'll find yourself singing it in the shower. Twice through it and it's time to rinse the conditioner.

I prefer the NFL fight song that starts with the word "Hail" personally.


They're all good in my book. But I bleed green.
 
2012-12-02 08:05:11 PM  
that's right Bob.. pimp your show on NBCSN
 
2012-12-02 08:05:22 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: Intel154: urban.derelict: [i.cdn.turner.com image 641x427]
/do you see what i see?

Definite in #1, possible in #2

Ok, I give. What am I not seeing?


If they think they're seeing what I think they think they're seeing, I'm pretty sure it's just a seam, not what they think they're seeing.
 
2012-12-02 08:05:25 PM  
Got my WiiU GamePad in hand and the TV on the football game. I can only hope this game ends in a tie.

/GoSkins!
 
2012-12-02 08:06:00 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Cubicle Jockey: Intel154: urban.derelict: [i.cdn.turner.com image 641x427]
/do you see what i see?

Definite in #1, possible in #2

Ok, I give. What am I not seeing?

If they think they're seeing what I think they think they're seeing, I'm pretty sure it's just a seam, not what they think they're seeing.


It is on #1, but one of those folds has to be on #2.
 
2012-12-02 08:06:17 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: If they think they're seeing what I think they think they're seeing, I'm pretty sure it's just a seam, not what they think they're seeing.


Well, when you're a hammer...
 
2012-12-02 08:07:09 PM  
Year in Review, WE STILL GOT 3 MORE WEEKS! AND THE MAYANS DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM IN THEIR CALENDAR!

/Anger!
//Rage!
///Drunk, SOON!
 
2012-12-02 08:07:43 PM  
Hmm. I wonder what Tomlin said to Harbaugh after the game.
 
rka
2012-12-02 08:07:51 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: rka: What purpose does Bob Costas serve in these Sunday Night broadcasts?

You've got the studio team with Dungy and whatnot. You've got the broadcast team in the booth.

...and Costas? The have to fly his preening ass to every game just to set up stupid interviews?

What a damn waste.

Someone pointed out he calls baseball beautifully (except when he's insulting bald headed elders) but I'm just glad they aren't using the same cameras and studio they did in the Olympics. He looked terrible.


I can't stand him doing baseball either. (although I've always been intrigued about the idea that he could be MLB commissioner) Nor basketball back in the 90s. My disdain for Costas runs deep.

But at least when he's doing baseball or calling an NBA game he is serving a legit purpose.

There is no purpose having him in the stadium on game day, merely throwing it back to the studio to run some pre-canned interview. Dan Patrick could do that just fine from the studio.
 
2012-12-02 08:08:06 PM  
Okay, I still couldn't hear it, what did Harbaugh say to Tomlin?
 
2012-12-02 08:08:08 PM  
Stacey Dales is fire
 
2012-12-02 08:08:14 PM  
Hmm, I'm up by 43 pts on my fantasy team. Got the Cows D tonight, and Eli + Garcon tomorrow, and my opponent has RG3. Should be interesting.
 
2012-12-02 08:08:38 PM  

star_topology: Hmm. I wonder what Tomlin said to Harbaugh after the game.


He has too much class to say what I would have, which is "HAHAHAHAHA! You got beat by a member of AARP in your own house!"
 
2012-12-02 08:09:08 PM  

FriarReb98: Okay, I still couldn't hear it, what did Harbaugh say to Tomlin?


Something about not liking Omar Epps.
 
2012-12-02 08:09:15 PM  

star_topology: Hmm. I wonder what Tomlin said to Harbaugh after the game.


FriarReb98: Okay, I still couldn't hear it, what did Harbaugh say to Tomlin?


i72.photobucket.com

Fark yo couch?
 
2012-12-02 08:09:44 PM  

Pastor of Muppets: FriarReb98: Okay, I still couldn't hear it, what did Harbaugh say to Tomlin?

Something about not liking Omar Epps.


The funny thing is, there's a manager in my office who looks even more like Tomlin than Epps does.
 
2012-12-02 08:10:18 PM  

Pastor of Muppets: FriarReb98: Okay, I still couldn't hear it, what did Harbaugh say to Tomlin?

Something about not liking Omar Epps.


Tomlin didn't have to be such a dick. Harbaugh said congrats...wtf?
 
2012-12-02 08:10:28 PM  
Ugh. I am going to be the Toyota Blowout of the week this week. I am losing to the last place guy 135 point something to 66 point something and all I have left is London Fletcher. No playoffs for me.
 
2012-12-02 08:11:43 PM  
I'll win my league as long as Miles Austin doesn't score .40

Dammitsomuch.

My work league is full of chicks that don't change their farking rosters. So far this week we have as starters: Vick, McFadden, Burleson, and Roethlisberger.

I get sucked in every year but by week 3 only me and one other person are still setting our teams. Really a kick to the girly-bits when you get beat by someone that's had Beanie Wells in their line-up all damn season. Fark.
 
2012-12-02 08:11:44 PM  
It just looked like Tomlin expected a short belichick shake and Harbaugh was going for a full shake and possibly back slap
 
2012-12-02 08:12:09 PM  

nvmac: CipollinaFan: Go Eagles!

/Cowboys will most likely crush them.

It's December. The Cowboys bring the lulz in this month.


Want to know who in their entire career has the single best winning pct in Nov. for all of NFL? And the single worst winning pct in Dec for all of NFL? One guess. It's the same guy.
 
2012-12-02 08:12:30 PM  

the biggest redneck here: mikaloyd: the biggest redneck here: Team rep made him leave. My daughter has CP and wears oxygen, once he noticed her condition, he did what he could. It just didn't happen, sucks.

Did she ever forgive Vickers or has she switched?

Back to the 24 we went.


I need to make a different flag picture for her then
 
2012-12-02 08:12:46 PM  
Was that Paul Rudd and Ray Rice wearing Osama beards?
 
2012-12-02 08:13:58 PM  

rka: I can't stand him doing baseball either. (although I've always been intrigued about the idea that he could be MLB commissioner) Nor basketball back in the 90s. My disdain for Costas runs deep.

But at least when he's doing baseball or calling an NBA game he is serving a legit purpose.

There is no purpose having him in the stadium on game day, merely throwing it back to the studio to run some pre-canned interview. Dan Patrick could do that just fine from the studio.


I -do- like his baseball calling (he, with Jim Kaat, make up MLBN's A booth), though I WAS annoyed when during the Cards-Nats playoff game they called, he couldn't seem to go 5 minutes without saying "Strasburg" (you know, the guy that didn't even play in the playoffs).

He does seem rather.. superfluous.. in SNF though.
 
2012-12-02 08:14:06 PM  
I'm gonna hit the sack as soon as I see Faith in the Jet Mini Dress and watch this mess from the comfort and safety of the nest.
 
2012-12-02 08:14:50 PM  

eddievercetti: Was that Paul Rudd and Ray Rice wearing Osama beards?


Ray Lewis. Not 100% on the Paul Rudd part.
 
2012-12-02 08:16:11 PM  

FriarReb98: eddievercetti: Was that Paul Rudd and Ray Rice wearing Osama beards?

Ray Lewis. Not 100% on the Paul Rudd part.


Nobody drops it like Paul Rudd.
 
2012-12-02 08:16:23 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 329x512]


I'm going to get that made into a T-Shirt and wear it to the next Beagles game.
 
2012-12-02 08:16:36 PM  

The Bestest: rka: I can't stand him doing baseball either. (although I've always been intrigued about the idea that he could be MLB commissioner) Nor basketball back in the 90s. My disdain for Costas runs deep.

But at least when he's doing baseball or calling an NBA game he is serving a legit purpose.

There is no purpose having him in the stadium on game day, merely throwing it back to the studio to run some pre-canned interview. Dan Patrick could do that just fine from the studio.

I -do- like his baseball calling (he, with Jim Kaat, make up MLBN's A booth), though I WAS annoyed when during the Cards-Nats playoff game they called, he couldn't seem to go 5 minutes without saying "Strasburg" (you know, the guy that didn't even play in the playoffs).

He does seem rather.. superfluous.. in SNF though.


Went to school with him.He pissed in my shoe..Prick...
 
2012-12-02 08:16:44 PM  
www.dallascowboys365.com

Suck it iggles, skins, and gnats
 
2012-12-02 08:16:49 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 329x512]

I'm going to get that made into a T-Shirt and wear it to the next Beagles game.


Good Luck.
 
2012-12-02 08:18:00 PM  
"I think it's must see tv" referring to coverage of the murder suicide followed by joking about subway player of the game.

Seems like a horrid way to sell the importance of talking about the murder/suicide during halftime.

It's not a freaking sweeps week special
 
2012-12-02 08:18:11 PM  

FriarReb98: Ray Lewis. Not 100% on the Paul Rudd part.


Mixed up my Ray's in the Ravens.
 
2012-12-02 08:18:52 PM  
I'll be watching, maybe not commenting. I missed the afternoon games because of cooking, so I still need some football. Even after the Bears game today.
 
2012-12-02 08:18:56 PM  
So Brady Quinn was courageous then, Dan?
 
2012-12-02 08:20:24 PM  

you are a puppet: So Brady Quinn was courageous then, Dan?


Anybody under center for the Chiefs is courageous.
 
2012-12-02 08:20:40 PM  

bulldg4life: "I think it's must see tv" referring to coverage of the murder suicide followed by joking about subway player of the game.

Seems like a horrid way to sell the importance of talking about the murder/suicide during halftime.

It's not a freaking sweeps week special


Jovan Belcher's murder-suicide coming up after this break on NBC. If you're not Scott Pioli or Romeo Crennel, it's new to you!
 
2012-12-02 08:21:34 PM  

muck4doo: [www.dallascowboys365.com image 800x600]

Suck it iggles, skins, and gnats


That's adorable.
 
2012-12-02 08:21:36 PM  
Under 44.5
 
2012-12-02 08:21:36 PM  
So Iggles could be spoilers or Dallas will be one game behind? Awwww crap.
 
2012-12-02 08:22:02 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna hit the sack as soon as I see Faith in the Jet Mini Dress and watch this mess from the comfort and safety of the nest.


'And why do You call it the Jet Mini Dress, Mr. Weasel?'

'Ohhhh, oooooo,,,I know! It's so short you can see the cockpit!'

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-02 08:22:05 PM  
Seriously though, is there any way the NFC East can trade the iggles for the dolphins? Iggles are an anomoly with their empty trophy case. At the least the dolphins did something significant in the past.
 
2012-12-02 08:22:24 PM  
The roof is open. Hope it does not rain like last week.
 
2012-12-02 08:22:37 PM  

Nickster79: Hey now--some of us have fantasy football glory on the line for this one.


Actually, yes; after weeks of sucking and being at 5-7, I'm ahead by 8 and playing Phil Henry tonight and Phil Garcon tomorrow and my opponent is playing the Cowboys D tonight. I win this and I stand a much better chance of sneaking into the playoffs.
 
2012-12-02 08:22:49 PM  
Ok Farkers. Last minute fantasy decision. Austin or Garcon?
 
2012-12-02 08:23:15 PM  
yanno.. it just dawned on me that Aaron Rodgers and Justin Verlander resemble each other somewhat
 
2012-12-02 08:23:25 PM  
www2.pictures.zimbio.com

www.examiner.com

Time for doom or gloom.
 
2012-12-02 08:23:33 PM  

Abbadon39: Ok Farkers. Last minute fantasy decision. Austin or Garcon?


Garcon Austin has been fantasy trash this year. Tony has forgotten him.
 
2012-12-02 08:23:40 PM  
Two teams had people commit suicide in their training facilities Saturday - the Chiefs and Browns.

Both teams won today.

/well, Norv, you know what it's going to get the Chargers a win...
//alternatively, you can get leukemia like Pagano
///or, y'know, just have the decency to quit
 
2012-12-02 08:23:45 PM  
Sunday night football on NBC, Al and Chris are drunk on TV
 
2012-12-02 08:23:46 PM  
No hooker boots? I has a sad.
 
2012-12-02 08:23:57 PM  

The Bestest: muck4doo: [www.dallascowboys365.com image 800x600]

Suck it iggles, skins, and gnats

That's adorable.


It's adorable that you guys still have less trophies in your show case too. You've only had 17 years to try to catch up.
 
2012-12-02 08:24:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 329x512]

I'm going to get that made into a T-Shirt and wear it to the next Beagles game.

Good Luck.


I don't need luck. I'll get sympathy.

/wearing it under a Reggie White jersey, did i forget to mention that
 
2012-12-02 08:24:31 PM  

Abbadon39: Ok Farkers. Last minute fantasy decision. Austin or Garcon?


I'm thinking Romo will have a better time with the eagles d than bobby three sticks against the giants
 
rka
2012-12-02 08:24:47 PM  

you are a puppet: So Brady Quinn was courageous then, Dan?


HIghest Passer Rating of the week thusfar.

No one is more surprised than the ol' dick grabber Brady Quinn himself.
 
2012-12-02 08:24:51 PM  
She does have those American thighs.
NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-02 08:25:19 PM  

CipollinaFan: Abbadon39: Ok Farkers. Last minute fantasy decision. Austin or Garcon?

Garcon Austin has been fantasy trash this year. Tony has forgotten him.


There was a problem
Player is not editable. (Error #168)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2012-12-02 08:25:20 PM  

Abbadon39: Ok Farkers. Last minute fantasy decision. Austin or Garcon?


Austin is not the man in Dallas anymore.

/Think the cowboys will even cut him this coming off-season
 
2012-12-02 08:25:41 PM  
She squats. She tilts her pelvis out. She's a whore. A filthy whore.

I think I love her.
 
2012-12-02 08:25:42 PM  
Why did NBC have to ruin a great thing?

Can we please get more Faith Hill in ex-girlfriend* boots and a lot less A.J. Hawk?

*Hooker
 
2012-12-02 08:25:48 PM  
new drinking game: drink every time
1. Colinsworth calls a player or play "brilliant" and
2. every time al michales misuses irony.
 
2012-12-02 08:26:20 PM  
So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.
 
2012-12-02 08:26:57 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: new drinking game: drink every time
1. Colinsworth calls a player or play "brilliant" and
2. every time al michales misuses irony.


What about when Chris tries to explain pass interference?
 
2012-12-02 08:27:06 PM  
I believe I am sufficiently drunk for this.
*eyes bottle of vodka*
 
2012-12-02 08:27:11 PM  

4NSpy: Under 44.5


In the NFC EAST showdowns,I always take the over..where on for a buck.
 
2012-12-02 08:27:16 PM  

steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.


Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.
 
2012-12-02 08:27:57 PM  

CipollinaFan: Spanky_McFarksalot: new drinking game: drink every time
1. Colinsworth calls a player or play "brilliant" and
2. every time al michales misuses irony.

What about when Chris tries to explain pass interference?


Also, any time Al makes a veiled gambling reference and Collinsworth is "not so sure"
 
2012-12-02 08:28:18 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She squats. She tilts her pelvis out. She's a whore. A filthy whore.

I think I love her.


Take your filthy whore grubbing eyes off her. She's mine! She wants me. I can tell.
 
2012-12-02 08:28:51 PM  

LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.


..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...
 
2012-12-02 08:29:21 PM  

The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...


Yeah, but she's like, 12.
 
2012-12-02 08:29:34 PM  

LucklessWonder: CipollinaFan: Spanky_McFarksalot: new drinking game: drink every time
1. Colinsworth calls a player or play "brilliant" and
2. every time al michales misuses irony.

What about when Chris tries to explain pass interference?

Also, any time Al makes a veiled gambling reference and Collinsworth is "not so sure"


So who is on for group dialysis?
 
2012-12-02 08:29:38 PM  
Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead but I might switch over to that zombie show on AMC.
 
2012-12-02 08:29:46 PM  

LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.


img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-02 08:29:49 PM  

The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...


Looking at that magazine cover she's on right now... she needs a farking haircut, that looks like a mop on her head.
 
2012-12-02 08:29:54 PM  
I want the Sanchez (or butt fumble or whatever we're calling it) to be awarded in this game.
 
2012-12-02 08:30:00 PM  

LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.


Why do you hate america? You homo........
 
2012-12-02 08:30:12 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead but I might switch over to that zombie show on AMC.


/slow clap
 
2012-12-02 08:30:24 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead but I might switch over to that zombie show on AMC.


*ba dum TISH*
 
2012-12-02 08:30:50 PM  
TGTBSS preview:

Houston can clinch home-field advantage next week with a win AND BAL loss AND DEN loss AND IND loss/tie.
 
2012-12-02 08:31:20 PM  
Wait. did I miss Faith Hill???


This is where we all enjoy Faith Hill's intro:


ritesofpatches.files.wordpress.com
www.musicrow.com

www.cmt.com


img524.imageshack.us

i49.tinypic.com

www.acctop20.com


blog.fooyoh.com


farm6.static.flickr.com

farm7.staticflickr.com


www.mustang.org

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-02 08:31:54 PM  
That's it. Foles is dead.
 
2012-12-02 08:31:58 PM  
Ware on the hunt!
 
2012-12-02 08:32:03 PM  
Good start
 
2012-12-02 08:32:14 PM  
The thigh-high boots were so much better than the grey racing stripe thing she wears this season.


What?
 
2012-12-02 08:32:28 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...

Yeah, but she's like, 12.


If by 12 you mean 27 then yeah.
 
2012-12-02 08:33:23 PM  
First down, Philly to their 35
 
2012-12-02 08:33:44 PM  
Goddamnit! Claiborne still letting cooper beat him. >:(
 
2012-12-02 08:33:44 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...

Yeah, but she's like, 12.


She's actually 26. FYI. :)

And GO COWBOYS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-12-02 08:34:16 PM  
Saints quarterback Drew Brees. For those of you unfamiliar with what team and position Drew Brees plays.
 
2012-12-02 08:34:56 PM  
Wait, Dallas' defense made it through the introductions without any douchebaggery? New respect.
 
2012-12-02 08:35:04 PM  

Earguy: Wait. did I miss Faith Hill???


This is where we all enjoy Faith Hill's intro:


Bless you, sir.
 
2012-12-02 08:36:06 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Earguy: Wait. did I miss Faith Hill???


This is where we all enjoy Faith Hill's intro:

Bless you, sir.


Dammit, I missed Faith Hill's intro. I'll have to youtube it during the commercial or something.
 
2012-12-02 08:36:18 PM  
Collinsworth with the Randy Jackson-esque "they are in it to win it!" comment for the Eagles.
 
2012-12-02 08:36:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

Why do you hate america? You homo........


He wants hank back
 
2012-12-02 08:36:32 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: That's it. Foles is dead.


www.zjeastsea.com
www.total-fencing.co.uk
www.morrisacademy.org

I think any of these would do a better job of protecting Eagles QBs than their O-line.
 
2012-12-02 08:36:49 PM  

12349876: cameroncrazy1984: The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...

Yeah, but she's like, 12.

If by 12 you mean 27 then yeah.


well, seeing as how canadians use metric years, you guys are both right :)
 
2012-12-02 08:36:51 PM  
Powerful -6 yard run by Brown
 
2012-12-02 08:36:57 PM  
Brown is running the wrong way!
 
2012-12-02 08:36:59 PM  

12349876: cameroncrazy1984: The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...

Yeah, but she's like, 12.

If by 12 you mean 27 then yeah.


No, they just need to go for broke with Faith's outfit next year.

24.media.tumblr.com

Don't make it obvious, but I want to see fur and early mornin' dew...
 
2012-12-02 08:37:05 PM  
I would just like to state for the record that Collinsworth is an idiot.
 
2012-12-02 08:37:23 PM  
Running backwards displays the football intelligence that is endemic of Eagles players.
 
2012-12-02 08:37:26 PM  
punt time!
 
2012-12-02 08:37:35 PM  
Brown with my least-favorite play ever - the "run out of bounds for a big loss" play. THROW IT AWAY - you may be a RB, but you can still throw and you'll gain 6 yards!
 
2012-12-02 08:37:38 PM  
Show the cheerleader boobs!

This Brown kid is cool.
 
2012-12-02 08:37:55 PM  
We need more video of that Dallas cheerleader.

Wowzerz
 
2012-12-02 08:37:59 PM  

muck4doo: Ware on the hunt!


He has his sack for the night. He'll be quiet now.
 
2012-12-02 08:38:18 PM  
So am I to understand that the RB for Phi is basically someone who happened to be walking by the stadium and was asked if he wanted to play?
 
2012-12-02 08:38:28 PM  

eddievercetti: Show the cheerleader boobs!

This Brown kid is cool.


That's racist!

i561.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-02 08:38:28 PM  

nvmac: I want the Sanchez (or butt fumble or whatever we're calling it) to be awarded in this game.


If "The Sanchez" is the week's worst turnover, it's a tossup between Andre Brown and Emmanuel Sanders right now.
 
2012-12-02 08:38:54 PM  
Okay, Antonio. You need 6 (six) turnovers tonight. No time to waste, notch a quick one on this possession here.
 
2012-12-02 08:39:17 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: 12349876: cameroncrazy1984: The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...

Yeah, but she's like, 12.

If by 12 you mean 27 then yeah.

No, they just need to go for broke with Faith's outfit next year.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Don't make it obvious, but I want to see fur and early mornin' dew...


"this is not nam, there are rules..."

/margarette thatcher might still be able to pull it off
 
2012-12-02 08:39:29 PM  

bulldg4life: We need more video of that Dallas cheerleader.

Wowzerz


Yeah, and she looked like she may have actually been older than 30. Girls are nice, but sometimes I prefer women.
 
2012-12-02 08:39:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead but I might switch over to that zombie show on AMC.


Golfclap to you.
 
2012-12-02 08:40:08 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: nvmac: I want the Sanchez (or butt fumble or whatever we're calling it) to be awarded in this game.

If "The Sanchez" is the week's worst turnover, it's a tossup between Andre Brown and Emmanuel Sanders right now.


Give it time.
 
2012-12-02 08:40:10 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: 12349876: cameroncrazy1984: The Bestest: LucklessWonder: steamingpile: So happy they used a Joan jett song for the theme, hope she gets kicked a few bucks when they use it.

Yeah. Also, I want them to switch to a different hot female singer next season. Faith's had long enough.

..I hear Carly Rae Jepsen was well received at the Grey Cup halftime show...

Yeah, but she's like, 12.

If by 12 you mean 27 then yeah.

No, they just need to go for broke with Faith's outfit next year.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Don't make it obvious, but I want to see fur and early mornin' dew...


One chicken dinnah for da winnah.
 
2012-12-02 08:40:51 PM  
the games today were kind of wacky. maybe the eagles can hang.
 
2012-12-02 08:40:58 PM  
eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp
 
2012-12-02 08:41:26 PM  

robsul82: Okay, Antonio. You need 6 (six) turnovers tonight. No time to waste, notch a quick one on this possession here.


Can I have some of the drugs you're taking?
 
2012-12-02 08:41:35 PM  

Earguy: eddievercetti: Show the cheerleader boobs!

This Brown kid is cool.

That's racist!

[i561.photobucket.com image 767x800]



[(for the record, Cosell supported athletes like Ali when everyone else was still calling him "Clay", and Garrett himself says he did not find the comment insulting. Plus Howard's bowel movements were better commentary than Collinsworth)]
 
2012-12-02 08:42:05 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: If "The Sanchez" is the week's worst turnover, it's a tossup between Andre Brown and Emmanuel Sanders right now.


What happened with Brown? I'd say Sanders wins it hands-down, but I don't remember the Brown play.
 
2012-12-02 08:42:17 PM  

robsul82: Okay, Antonio. You need 6 (six) turnovers tonight. No time to waste, notch a quick one on this possession here.


Don't make me thump your ears
 
2012-12-02 08:42:32 PM  
farking Free. I hate that guy.
 
2012-12-02 08:42:33 PM  
One huge sack O'Romo.
 
2012-12-02 08:42:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: robsul82: Okay, Antonio. You need 6 (six) turnovers tonight. No time to waste, notch a quick one on this possession here.

Can I have some of the drugs you're taking?


cdn1.hark.com

"Buy some of your own, biatch!"
 
2012-12-02 08:42:38 PM  
Romosack!! I love this game already.
 
2012-12-02 08:42:54 PM  

witchofthedogs: If "The Sanchez" is the week's worst turnover, it's a tossup between Andre Brown and Emmanuel Sanders right now.

Give it time.


Kapernicus' game losing 12 ft high lateral to the Rams in the end zone.
 
2012-12-02 08:43:23 PM  
The only line bad enough that the Eagles could actually get pressure through it is the Cowboys'.
 
2012-12-02 08:43:27 PM  
J'dinkalage Morgoone
 
2012-12-02 08:43:40 PM  
Free will be cut. Hope he goes to the gnats
 
2012-12-02 08:43:41 PM  

divgradcurl: No, they just need to go for broke with Faith's outfit next year.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Don't make it obvious, but I want to see fur and early mornin' dew...

"this is not nam, there are rules..."

/margarette thatcher might still be able to pull it off


divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-02 08:44:10 PM  
Steve Young, are you really so hard up for cash that you need to shill for Van Heusen?
 
2012-12-02 08:44:13 PM  
3 and out. I sense a giant vortex of suck is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until we are all dead!
 
2012-12-02 08:44:19 PM  
Okay let's set some benchmarks here:

Bryce Brown - run for at least one yard on this drive.
Romo - pass for at least one yard on the next one.

Baby steps.
 
2012-12-02 08:44:48 PM  

knbber2: Kapernicus' game losing 12 ft high lateral to the Rams in the end zone.


Had much more significance than Sanders' play, though IMO Sanders' was even more ridiculous - at least you could see what was going on with the Kaepernick terrible lateral...I don't know how you just drop the ball in the middle of a run with no contact.
 
2012-12-02 08:44:49 PM  

divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp


imageshack.us

Wut?
 
2012-12-02 08:45:14 PM  
Brown runs the correct direction!!!
 
2012-12-02 08:45:24 PM  
First down, Philly at the Dallas 43
 
2012-12-02 08:45:24 PM  
This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-02 08:45:36 PM  
Was that Motörhead?
 
2012-12-02 08:45:54 PM  
Cool run Brown
 
2012-12-02 08:45:54 PM  
How to deal with the Eagles' horrible offensive line: dump the ball quickly and get past them as fast as you can.
 
2012-12-02 08:46:11 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


lol what
 
2012-12-02 08:46:15 PM  

IAmRight: knbber2: Kapernicus' game losing 12 ft high lateral to the Rams in the end zone.

Had much more significance than Sanders' play, though IMO Sanders' was even more ridiculous - at least you could see what was going on with the Kaepernick terrible lateral...I don't know how you just drop the ball in the middle of a run with no contact.


Ask this guy...
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-02 08:46:17 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Was that Motörhead?


Indeed. "Ace of Spades."
 
2012-12-02 08:46:27 PM  

IAmRight: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: If "The Sanchez" is the week's worst turnover, it's a tossup between Andre Brown and Emmanuel Sanders right now.

What happened with Brown? I'd say Sanders wins it hands-down, but I don't remember the Brown play.


Chucked up a hirariously bad wounded goose on a trick play that I could have intercepted... when I was 6.
 
2012-12-02 08:46:33 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


Rrowwr!
 
2012-12-02 08:46:48 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-02 08:46:50 PM  

witchofthedogs: Steve Young, are you really so hard up for cash that you need to shill for Van Heusen?


Should have taken that Something about Mary part.
Of course then we wouldnt be saying Farverer
 
2012-12-02 08:46:58 PM  
You're fired too Connor
 
2012-12-02 08:47:11 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


Family photo and she's wearing a garter?
 
2012-12-02 08:47:12 PM  
And goal, Philly at the 10
 
2012-12-02 08:47:17 PM  
I like that Jason Garrett always wears what must've been his grades at Princeton on his hat.
 
2012-12-02 08:47:23 PM  

ariseatex: bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x362]


What the fark?
 
2012-12-02 08:47:38 PM  
Celek loves excaping.
 
2012-12-02 08:47:44 PM  

robsul82: Primitive Screwhead: Was that Motörhead?

Indeed. "Ace of Spades."


Excellent! \m/ \m/
 
2012-12-02 08:47:50 PM  
Eagles TD!
 
2012-12-02 08:47:56 PM  
You too Scandrick
 
2012-12-02 08:47:59 PM  
Excellent.
 
2012-12-02 08:48:07 PM  
What can Brown do for you?!
 
2012-12-02 08:48:12 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


imageshack.us
 
2012-12-02 08:48:13 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


awkwardfamilyphotos.com
 
2012-12-02 08:48:14 PM  
Brown delivers a TD for the eagles.
 
2012-12-02 08:48:15 PM  
TD UPS!
 
2012-12-02 08:48:25 PM  

ariseatex: bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x362]


The little girl has some unfortunate eyebrows. Very Flacco-esque.
 
2012-12-02 08:48:29 PM  
7-0 Philadelphia, 5:38 1st
 
2012-12-02 08:48:34 PM  

bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


C'mon, you kidding? Link

/waiting for commercial breaks, this is a football viewing thread.
 
2012-12-02 08:48:42 PM  
That looked pretty easy
 
2012-12-02 08:48:47 PM  

ariseatex: bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x362]


Was she home schooled?
 
2012-12-02 08:48:48 PM  
Is it possible? Can the Eagles finally win a game? Can you imagine the humiliation Dallas fans are feeling right now? Stay tuned!
 
2012-12-02 08:49:26 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?


I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-02 08:49:36 PM  

eddievercetti: ariseatex: bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x362]

What the fark?


No. This is what the fark?
 
2012-12-02 08:49:42 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]


Los Straightjackets X-mas?
 
2012-12-02 08:49:59 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is it possible? Can the Eagles finally win a game? Can you imagine the humiliation Dallas fans are feeling right now? Stay tuned!


It's the first quarter.....
 
2012-12-02 08:50:03 PM  
John even.
 
2012-12-02 08:50:12 PM  

bulldg4life: That looked pretty easy


UPS delivering a package from Staples?
 
2012-12-02 08:50:22 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]


LOL, a NSFW Jill St. John. Careful, there, my friend.
 
2012-12-02 08:50:27 PM  

Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is it possible? Can the Eagles finally win a game? Can you imagine the humiliation Dallas fans are feeling right now? Stay tuned!

It's the first quarter.....


Hence "stay tuned".
 
2012-12-02 08:50:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is it possible? Can the Eagles finally win a game? Can you imagine the humiliation Dallas fans are feeling right now? Stay tuned!


It's early. Plenty of time for iggles fail.

/You're fired too Miles Austin
 
2012-12-02 08:50:41 PM  
We're getting close to it now, so might as well say it - NO SPOILERS FOR THE AWESOMESAUCE SHOWS ON SUNDAY NIGHT HERE. This is for foosball and our DVRs are operational.
 
2012-12-02 08:50:41 PM  
Well, Bryce Brown went from a -6 yard gain to a TD...let's see the same from you, Tony.

/if I get fewer than 4 points from Romo and Bailey combined I'm killing everyone in Philly
//okay not really
 
2012-12-02 08:51:18 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: IAmRight: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: If "The Sanchez" is the week's worst turnover, it's a tossup between Andre Brown and Emmanuel Sanders right now.

What happened with Brown? I'd say Sanders wins it hands-down, but I don't remember the Brown play.

Chucked up a hirariously bad wounded goose on a trick play that I could have intercepted... when I was 6.


Although I may have my Browns crossed... it's the WR for the Steelers.
 
2012-12-02 08:51:21 PM  
It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.
 
2012-12-02 08:51:29 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]


I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:
imageshack.us
 
2012-12-02 08:51:33 PM  
The Cowboys are Wizards, they're making it look like the Eagles know how to play football.
 
2012-12-02 08:51:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is it possible? Can the Eagles finally win a game? Can you imagine the humiliation Dallas fans are feeling right now? Stay tuned!

It's the first quarter.....

Hence "stay tuned".


OK, well we're not feeling any humiliation right now because the game just started. That was my point.
 
2012-12-02 08:51:42 PM  

robsul82: We're getting close to it now, so might as well say it - NO SPOILERS FOR THE AWESOMESAUCE SHOWS ON SUNDAY NIGHT HERE. This is for foosball and our DVRs are operational.


Chalky White kills Dumbledore.
 
2012-12-02 08:52:14 PM  
Something something TD Iggles?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-02 08:52:26 PM  
In other football news:

* Northern Illinois has trolled the BCS
* Louisiana Tech was all like "we're not sure we wanna go to your crap Independence Bowl," will be sitting at all home all dressed up with a 9-3 record
 
2012-12-02 08:52:39 PM  
Henery gets a point, Dallas D gets dinged, everythings coming up Milhouse for fantasy football!
 
2012-12-02 08:52:41 PM  

bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.


Why you hate breasts? It's nature. It is God. You hate God?
 
2012-12-02 08:53:11 PM  

bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.


O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....
 
2012-12-02 08:53:20 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:


i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-02 08:53:29 PM  

Earguy: robsul82: We're getting close to it now, so might as well say it - NO SPOILERS FOR THE AWESOMESAUCE SHOWS ON SUNDAY NIGHT HERE. This is for foosball and our DVRs are operational.

Chalky White kills Dumbledore.


Omar gets shot by Carl.
 
2012-12-02 08:53:49 PM  

muck4doo: Suck it iggles, skins, and gnats


My son was 7 last time the Cowboys one a Super Bowl.

That's farking HILARIOUS.
 
2012-12-02 08:54:03 PM  

bionicjoe: eddievercetti: ariseatex: bionicjoe: This game is gonna suck.
Let's just post hot Christmas themed photos. I'll go first.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 469x600]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x362]

What the fark?

No. This is what the fark?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/sprays eyes with vodka.
 
2012-12-02 08:54:08 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.

O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....


He's from georgia
 
2012-12-02 08:54:20 PM  

Earguy: robsul82: We're getting close to it now, so might as well say it - NO SPOILERS FOR THE AWESOMESAUCE SHOWS ON SUNDAY NIGHT HERE. This is for foosball and our DVRs are operational.

Chalky White kills Dumbledore.


Lmao!!! *tips hat*
 
2012-12-02 08:54:23 PM  
Well, Ware and Murray came to play. Maybe Romo should change his name to Demarcony Romo
 
2012-12-02 08:54:25 PM  
I knew they couldn't get through the intros without asshattery, but only came from the Eagles.
 
2012-12-02 08:54:41 PM  
ROMODRAGON...fail.
 
2012-12-02 08:54:47 PM  
This Murray guy sure is better than Felix Jones.
 
2012-12-02 08:54:55 PM  

CipollinaFan: Earguy: robsul82: We're getting close to it now, so might as well say it - NO SPOILERS FOR THE AWESOMESAUCE SHOWS ON SUNDAY NIGHT HERE. This is for foosball and our DVRs are operational.

Chalky White kills Dumbledore.

Omar gets shot by Carl.


Hank and Dean are really clones.
 
2012-12-02 08:55:14 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: Suck it iggles, skins, and gnats

My son was 7 last time the Cowboys one a Super Bowl.

That's farking HILARIOUS.


The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.
 
2012-12-02 08:55:20 PM  
won.

And he hadn't turned 7 quite yet, lol.
 
2012-12-02 08:55:20 PM  

Earguy: robsul82: We're getting close to it now, so might as well say it - NO SPOILERS FOR THE AWESOMESAUCE SHOWS ON SUNDAY NIGHT HERE. This is for foosball and our DVRs are operational.

Chalky White kills Dumbledore.


Yeah yeah, I'm just like, if they're gonna do something lame like kill Richard Harrow, I'd prefer to be pissed seeing it for MYSELF, lol.
 
2012-12-02 08:55:37 PM  
I'm going to bed. Enjoy whatever lulz the next hours bring.

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-02 08:55:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.

O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....


I didn't even notice it. You have to be looking specifically for it, TBH, so I'd say it can stay.
 
2012-12-02 08:55:42 PM  
God the cowboys suck.

/cowboys fan
 
2012-12-02 08:56:32 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.

O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....


This party is gettin' crazy.I'm throwin' my pants on and gettin' the hell outta here.
 
2012-12-02 08:56:45 PM  

muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.


My team has been in the playoffs more than the Cowboys in the last 20 years. That's how sad the Cowboys are now...

But hey, I still remember the glory years of the A's. It's good to hang on to the past ;-)
 
2012-12-02 08:56:57 PM  
This game is gonna be complete dildos, isn't it?

\always wanted to say that
 
2012-12-02 08:57:05 PM  

robsul82: Earguy: robsul82: We're getting close to it now, so might as well say it - NO SPOILERS FOR THE AWESOMESAUCE SHOWS ON SUNDAY NIGHT HERE. This is for foosball and our DVRs are operational.

Chalky White kills Dumbledore.

Yeah yeah, I'm just like, if they're gonna do something lame like kill Richard Harrow, I'd prefer to be pissed seeing it for MYSELF, lol.


Rich is going Travis Bickle
 
2012-12-02 08:57:15 PM  
Beasley!
 
2012-12-02 08:57:24 PM  
Over/under this thread passes 1004?

/Easley made that look Easley
 
2012-12-02 08:57:24 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x449]


well that escalated quickly... please proceed.

/sorry my original derp comment was directed at myself, not the lovely anne margret
 
2012-12-02 08:57:28 PM  
BOOM SUCKAS WHOOOOOOOO first down
 
2012-12-02 08:57:33 PM  
Nice "tackling"
 
2012-12-02 08:57:58 PM  

ariseatex: Lt. Cheese Weasel: bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.

O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....

I didn't even notice it. You have to be looking specifically for it, TBH, so I'd say it can stay.


Yup, I thought "aw, it just misses the good parts," then someone said otherwise, so I went back and looked again, and that's why I saw it.
 
2012-12-02 08:57:59 PM  
Look at that adorable little receiver with his blonde curls.
 
2012-12-02 08:58:28 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

My team has been in the playoffs more than the Cowboys in the last 20 years. That's how sad the Cowboys are now...

But hey, I still remember the glory years of the A's. It's good to hang on to the past ;-)


The hilarious thing is in 20 years your pathetic team still cant catch up to the cowboys in the trophy case.
 
2012-12-02 08:58:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.

O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....


I'm not complaining and I couldn't care less...but questionable pictures can get these threads shut down or ban hammers for other girl picture posters.

I don't want anyone banned and I want to keep the pictures flowing. Part of that is following the Fark rules.
 
2012-12-02 08:58:35 PM  
not in any way shape or form an eagles fan, but I love to see cowboys lose and losing at home is even better.

Plus dog killer isn't playing so I feel ok to root for them
 
2012-12-02 08:58:55 PM  

GypsyJoker: This game is gonna be complete dildos, isn't it?

\always wanted to say that


Clown Dildos.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:05 PM  

muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.


You DO realize you're acting like a Yankees fan in 2008 ragging on the Red Sox? Don't be that guy.

/Yankees fan
 
2012-12-02 08:59:07 PM  
Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:10 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: not in any way shape or form an eagles fan, but I love to see cowboys lose and losing at home is even better.

Plus dog killer isn't playing so I feel ok to root for them


Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:30 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: In other football news:

* Northern Illinois has trolled the BCS
* Louisiana Tech was all like "we're not sure we wanna go to your crap Independence Bowl," will be sitting at all home all dressed up with a 9-3 record


Well, at least they had that one game where they lost to that one team, who later beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa, by only two points.

/They'll always have that.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:36 PM  

bulldg4life: Lt. Cheese Weasel: bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.

O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....

I'm not complaining and I couldn't care less...but questionable pictures can get these threads shut down or ban hammers for other girl picture posters.

I don't want anyone banned and I want to keep the pictures flowing. Part of that is following the Fark rules.


Nerd.

/Romo 1st down!
 
2012-12-02 08:59:44 PM  
BOSTON = scramble for 15 yards and a first down
 
2012-12-02 08:59:47 PM  

divgradcurl: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x449]

well that escalated quickly... please proceed.

www.alleewillis.com

/fap?

 
2012-12-02 08:59:51 PM  

muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

My team has been in the playoffs more than the Cowboys in the last 20 years. That's how sad the Cowboys are now...

But hey, I still remember the glory years of the A's. It's good to hang on to the past ;-)

The hilarious thing is in 20 years your pathetic team still cant catch up to the cowboys in the trophy case.


Is it hard to walk, with that gigantic chip on your shoulder?
 
2012-12-02 08:59:54 PM  
Dammit Romo
 
2012-12-02 09:00:08 PM  
*points at iggles d and laughs*
 
2012-12-02 09:00:13 PM  
When he says "with Murray the Cowboys have a different rushing attack", does he actually mean "with Murray the Cowboys have a running attack"?
 
2012-12-02 09:00:32 PM  
7-0 Philadelphia, 15:00 2nd
 
2012-12-02 09:00:41 PM  

The Bestest: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

You DO realize you're acting like a Yankees fan in 2008 ragging on the Red Sox? Don't be that guy.

/Yankees fan


I didn't start it. I'm responding. fark em and their fewer trophies.
 
2012-12-02 09:01:14 PM  

The Bestest: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

You DO realize you're acting like a Yankees fan in 2008 ragging on the Red Sox? Don't be that guy.

/Yankees fan


It's not his fault. Jerry Jones gave him PTSD. Thank him for his service, and make no movements which are likely to startle.
 
2012-12-02 09:01:27 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.


I can't hate on the Georgia WR though. His entire life, he's been taught to catch the football when it is thrown to him. Now, at the 5 yard line, he's supposed to not follow his instincts?

Tough way to lose a shot at the national championship though...
 
2012-12-02 09:01:31 PM  

VTGremlin: When he says "with Murray the Cowboys have a different rushing attack", does he actually mean "with Murray the Cowboys have a running attack"?


YES precisely
 
2012-12-02 09:01:32 PM  
If it was Eli in these commercials Papa John would stand up to him. "No asshole, I'm bigger than you, and we're giving away ONE million pizzas."
 
2012-12-02 09:01:35 PM  

muck4doo: Beasley!


You made me think back to my least favorite TV football announcer, Beasley Reece. Goddamn he was awful.
And it seemed like he did every game I watched.
 
2012-12-02 09:02:15 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

My team has been in the playoffs more than the Cowboys in the last 20 years. That's how sad the Cowboys are now...

But hey, I still remember the glory years of the A's. It's good to hang on to the past ;-)

The hilarious thing is in 20 years your pathetic team still cant catch up to the cowboys in the trophy case.

Is it hard to walk, with that gigantic chip on your shoulder?


Those trophies tend to be heavy on us cowboys fans. You iggles fans have it easy.
 
2012-12-02 09:02:29 PM  
Commercial. Hot Christmas pictures. Got it. Link
 
2012-12-02 09:02:33 PM  
Alright, that's frickin' sweet.
 
2012-12-02 09:02:50 PM  
Someone's cutting the moon in half!
 
2012-12-02 09:02:52 PM  

GypsyJoker: This game is gonna be complete dildos, isn't it?

\always wanted to say that


Chindo is the new dildo.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-02 09:02:56 PM  

muck4doo: I didn't start it. I'm responding. fark em and their fewer trophies.


LOL. Cowboys fans are the EASIEST to spin. For all that "success", you guys sure are insecure...
 
2012-12-02 09:02:57 PM  
I see a Bad Moon Rising!
 
2012-12-02 09:03:15 PM  
Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.
 
2012-12-02 09:03:32 PM  
O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin
 
2012-12-02 09:03:46 PM  

Earguy: divgradcurl: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x449]

well that escalated quickly... please proceed.

[www.alleewillis.com image 550x380]

/fap?


Looks more like Elizabeth Montgomery.
 
2012-12-02 09:03:50 PM  
Eagles defensive line tackles itself. Flags for all. No TD.
 
2012-12-02 09:03:56 PM  
Rogue shower?
That was a worthy GIS.

NSFW
 
2012-12-02 09:03:57 PM  
Doug Free is like Lattimer off steroids.
 
2012-12-02 09:04:03 PM  

you are a puppet: If it was Eli in these commercials Papa John would stand up to him. "No asshole, I'm bigger than you, and we're giving away ONE million pizzas."


I'd consider buying a pizza if it was Eli and then he went, "You know what, f*ckface? You just spoiled it for everyone. NO free pizzas."

/nah, I wouldn't, Papa John's sucks
 
2012-12-02 09:04:09 PM  

mediablitz: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.

I can't hate on the Georgia WR though. His entire life, he's been taught to catch the football when it is thrown to him. Now, at the 5 yard line, he's supposed to not follow his instincts?

Tough way to lose a shot at the national championship though...


Yeah, I can't really be mad at the wr. The ball wasn't going to him and, given the situation, he isn't going to think fast enough to knock it down or something.

The real blame lies with Bobo and Murray for not spiking the ball.

Spiking the ball should be automatic and done without thought.
 
2012-12-02 09:04:31 PM  

muck4doo: You iggles fans have it easy.


Eagles fan? Where the fark did you get THAT idea?

LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...
 
2012-12-02 09:04:35 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: I didn't start it. I'm responding. fark em and their fewer trophies.

LOL. Cowboys fans are the EASIEST to spin. For all that "success", you guys sure are insecure...


We are secure in the fact that at least we aren't iggles fans.
 
2012-12-02 09:04:53 PM  

RminusQ: Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.


It's really rare! Except for the past 3 or 4 weeks, which is weird.
 
2012-12-02 09:05:32 PM  
The Cowboys are looking to get themselves in field goal range.
 
2012-12-02 09:05:54 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: You iggles fans have it easy.

Eagles fan? Where the fark did you get THAT idea?

LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...


Okay mr. "my team is a secret" guy.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:01 PM  

muck4doo: O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin


We have too many medeocre overpaid receivers. You can keep him.

/Redskins will not have te cap room anyway after they overpay for Welker.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:22 PM  

mediablitz: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.

I can't hate on the Georgia WR though. His entire life, he's been taught to catch the football when it is thrown to him. Now, at the 5 yard line, he's supposed to not follow his instincts?

Tough way to lose a shot at the national championship though...


Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on him. I understand why it happened - I played TE on occasion back in high school (usually OT) and I'd try to catch any ball that came my way.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:26 PM  

Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.


you did enough to respond.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:26 PM  

mediablitz: LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...


Yes, we're all insecure & touchy. Is that what you wanted to hear? There, now you have the high ground and can feel smug about it all. Now STFU and watch the game.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:32 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Earguy: divgradcurl: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x449]

well that escalated quickly... please proceed.

[www.alleewillis.com image 550x380]

/fap?

Looks more like Elizabeth Montgomery.


Oh, they did that too.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Link
 
2012-12-02 09:07:45 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.


I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:03 PM  
Hey, kids, I'm finally back. How did the Steelers game turn out?

Watching this game is really weird. #2 is at Disney with his kids... there's an Eagles game on, yet no one is screaming at the television.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:09 PM  

Di Atribe: RminusQ: Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.

It's really rare! Except for the past 3 or 4 weeks, which is weird.


But he said it like five times already.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:09 PM  

Di Atribe: RminusQ: Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.

It's really rare! Except for the past 3 or 4 weeks, which is weird.


"a warm december and it's easy to believe,
maybe next year will be better than the laaaast."

/so sorry
 
2012-12-02 09:08:24 PM  
Romosaurus might be hurt here.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:50 PM  

Bunny Deville: Hey, kids, I'm finally back. How did the Steelers game turn out?


Ben Who?
 
2012-12-02 09:08:53 PM  

Di Atribe: Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.

I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.


Example: I'm a Jags fan, and think the Texans should all take a nice fall off of a steep, high cliff.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:54 PM  
Tony will be back, and angry.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:55 PM  

Bunny Deville: Watching this game is really weird. #2 is at Disney with his kids... there's an Eagles game on, yet no one is screaming at the television.


Scream for him.
 
2012-12-02 09:09:05 PM  
Tony Romo Era
Kyle Orton Era
 
2012-12-02 09:09:32 PM  
Romo is hurt so maybe this will be a game now!
 
2012-12-02 09:09:42 PM  

muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: You iggles fans have it easy.

Eagles fan? Where the fark did you get THAT idea?

LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...

Okay mr. "my team is a secret" guy.


Never said my team is a secret. You just jumped to conclusions.

I'm here rooting for Witten, BTW. Go back to your back patting over two decade old accomplishments...
 
2012-12-02 09:09:48 PM  
That was a terrible Chevy Chase ad

/just like anything Chevy Chase related is.
 
2012-12-02 09:09:52 PM  

Di Atribe: Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.

I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.


I didn't realize there were rules for hating teams.
 
2012-12-02 09:10:06 PM  

Di Atribe: I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.


Thanks for sharing, no one cares.
 
2012-12-02 09:10:23 PM  

Di Atribe: I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.


I'll grant a short-term waiver for teams that beat you in championship games, and a long-term waiver for any brutal playoff loss, especially if decided by referee wankery.

I really don't get that Miller Lite sprint commercial. Is the joke that they're running in socks? Is that it?
 
2012-12-02 09:10:25 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: You iggles fans have it easy.

Eagles fan? Where the fark did you get THAT idea?

LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...

Okay mr. "my team is a secret" guy.

Never said my team is a secret. You just jumped to conclusions.

I'm here rooting for Witten, BTW. Go back to your back patting over two decade old accomplishments...


Your team is still a secret then? Got it.
 
2012-12-02 09:10:25 PM  

Bunny Deville: Hey, kids, I'm finally back. How did the Steelers game turn out?

Watching this game is really weird. #2 is at Disney with his kids... there's an Eagles game on, yet no one is screaming at the television.


awesome
 
2012-12-02 09:10:31 PM  
Those Hyundai parents piss me off only because they're cool.
 
2012-12-02 09:10:31 PM  
That's enough, Tony! You can take the rest of the game off!
 
2012-12-02 09:10:47 PM  
Commercial. Surprise, surprise! Link

Link
 
2012-12-02 09:10:55 PM  
Foles doesn't look a thing like Jesus? Is that the message here?
 
2012-12-02 09:10:57 PM  

Bunny Deville: I'm a Jags fan


[NelsonHaHa.jpg]
 
2012-12-02 09:11:05 PM  

Bunny Deville: Example: I'm a Jags fan, and think the Texans should all take a nice fall off of a steep, high cliff.


Now see, I didn't even know that! Probably because you don't go around biatching about them all the time!


cameroncrazy1984: I didn't realize there were rules for hating teams.


I never said anything about rules.
 
2012-12-02 09:11:18 PM  

muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.


Pretty sure it's Giants.
 
2012-12-02 09:11:32 PM  
HE DOESN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE JESUS! Oops, Killers habit.
 
2012-12-02 09:11:52 PM  

muck4doo: Tony will be back, and angry in greater numbers.

 
2012-12-02 09:12:19 PM  
Somebody farking cover celek!
 
2012-12-02 09:12:28 PM  

Di Atribe: Bunny Deville: Example: I'm a Jags fan, and think the Texans should all take a nice fall off of a steep, high cliff.

Now see, I didn't even know that! Probably because you don't go around biatching about them all the time!


cameroncrazy1984: I didn't realize there were rules for hating teams.

I never said anything about rules.


Only when we play them. I feel somewhat the same about the Titans as well.
 
2012-12-02 09:12:31 PM  

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.

I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.

Example: I'm a Jags fan, and think the Texans should all take a nice fall off of a steep, high cliff.


But they are such a young team? I thought it took time to build up that level of hatred.
 
2012-12-02 09:12:34 PM  

RminusQ: I really don't get that Miller Lite sprint commercial. Is the joke that they're running in socks? Is that it?


I think they're trying to say how cool those guys are, and here they are drinking Miller Lite! See how cool?

Also, the guy that ends up paying is hot.
 
2012-12-02 09:13:02 PM  

RminusQ: Di Atribe: I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.

I'll grant a short-term waiver for teams that beat you in championship games, and a long-term waiver for any brutal playoff loss, especially if decided by referee wankery.

I really don't get that Miller Lite sprint commercial. Is the joke that they're running in socks? Is that it?


Ridiculous. Teams, like the Broncos, just naturally invite hatred.
 
2012-12-02 09:13:05 PM  

nvmac: Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.

I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.

Example: I'm a Jags fan, and think the Texans should all take a nice fall off of a steep, high cliff.

But they are such a young team? I thought it took time to build up that level of hatred.


Jags fans have a lot to hate right now.
 
2012-12-02 09:13:14 PM  
Foles incomplete to the Gatorade Cooler.
 
2012-12-02 09:13:25 PM  

nvmac: Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.

I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.

Example: I'm a Jags fan, and think the Texans should all take a nice fall off of a steep, high cliff.

But they are such a young team? I thought it took time to build up that level of hatred.


Mofos have special red battle uniforms for when they play the Jags, and only for the Jags. That invites hatred.
 
2012-12-02 09:13:34 PM  

muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.


Ooh. Is this bothering you?

Too funny.
 
2012-12-02 09:13:51 PM  

IAmRight: muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.

Pretty sure it's Giants.


That team that took our 17 year suck period to try to make it close? 5 lombardies to 4?
 
2012-12-02 09:13:59 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Ridiculous. Teams, like the Broncos, just naturally invite hatred.


Somepony needs a hug.
 
2012-12-02 09:14:51 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.

Ooh. Is this bothering you?

Too funny.


Still a secret.

Too funny
 
2012-12-02 09:15:35 PM  
NFL Red Zone has permanently ruined football for me.

Watching one game is so farking TEDIOUS now.
 
2012-12-02 09:15:45 PM  

Di Atribe: RminusQ: I really don't get that Miller Lite sprint commercial. Is the joke that they're running in socks? Is that it?

I think they're trying to say how cool those guys are, and here they are drinking Miller Lite! See how cool?

Also, the guy that ends up paying is hot.


There's a joke here about women and men with fat wallets, but I'm too drunk. Someone help me out?
 
2012-12-02 09:15:56 PM  
Commercial. Again. Link

Link
 
2012-12-02 09:15:58 PM  

Earguy: Foles incomplete to the Gatorade Cooler.


Ehh, I think the cooler ran the wrong route.
 
2012-12-02 09:16:00 PM  
too bad Nick Foles isn't the backup in Denver, then his nickname could be Nick Foals.

Get it?

/don't shoot me
 
2012-12-02 09:16:29 PM  

tollbooth_willy: There's a joke here about women and men with fat wallets, but I'm too drunk. Someone help me out?


But it's Miller Lite..... and I thought he was hot BEFORE he paid, so NO GO
 
2012-12-02 09:16:33 PM  
Paula Creamer.

/huh huh huh. Huh huh huh
 
2012-12-02 09:16:42 PM  

muck4doo: Still a secret.

Too funny


You just keep wondering, and worrying about it. Maybe you should throw out some guesses. It seems REALLY important to you that I have a favorite team, so you can stroke your ego.

Cowboys fan AND creepy...
 
2012-12-02 09:16:51 PM  

muck4doo: IAmRight: muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.

Pretty sure it's Giants.

That team that took our 17 year suck period to try to make it close? 5 lombardies to 4?


Look, let me settle this gimpy nip style:

I hope this pic pisses you off...

www.steelers.com

Now, both of you STFU. Both your teams suck.
 
2012-12-02 09:17:01 PM  
A hot christmas for the ladies http://wide-wallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/walls/thumbs/Sexy-Christ mas-Young-Man-600x375.jpg
 
2012-12-02 09:17:38 PM  
Wow thats kind of a bad statistic.
 
2012-12-02 09:17:45 PM  

Di Atribe: tollbooth_willy: There's a joke here about women and men with fat wallets, but I'm too drunk. Someone help me out?

But it's Miller Lite..... and I thought he was hot BEFORE he paid, so NO GO


Fair enough.

You...I like you. :D
 
2012-12-02 09:17:53 PM  

CipollinaFan: muck4doo: O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin

We have too many medeocre overpaid receivers. You can keep him.

/Redskins will not have te cap room anyway after they overpay for Welker.


They had better overpay for a goddamned Safety instead.
 
2012-12-02 09:18:00 PM  

Earguy: A hot christmas for the ladies http://wide-wallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/walls/thumbs/Sexy-Christ mas-Young-Man-600x375.jpg


Unfetchable? Trying again for you ladies. Link
 
2012-12-02 09:18:03 PM  

Earguy: Commercial. Again. Link

Link


Ho Ho holy cow
 
2012-12-02 09:18:56 PM  

Di Atribe: Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.

I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.


That's because you don't have to see all the crap-mediocre teams on national TV every other damn week. You get to see your crap-mediocre team on TV. This is what Dallas fans don't understand.

Imagine an entire season of seeing the Chargers on national tv every week, preempting Cowboys games. How would you feel about a team that rarely made the playoffs and was delightfully meh for almost two decades being the center of attention every week?
Your team blows, and EVERYONE GETS TO SEE.
 
2012-12-02 09:19:27 PM  
Where does Tony Romo keep getting those Starter hats?
 
2012-12-02 09:19:45 PM  

tollbooth_willy: Fair enough.

You...I like you. :D


Yay! *tiny pom poms*


Earguy: Unfetchable? Trying again for you ladies. Link


Delicious. Gracias.

BOOOOOOOOM FIRST DOWN YAAAAAY
 
2012-12-02 09:19:53 PM  

Boxcutta: Where does Tony Romo keep getting those Starter hats?


1998?
 
2012-12-02 09:20:11 PM  
Yeah, challenge flag that catch.
 
2012-12-02 09:20:18 PM  
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGE!!!
 
2012-12-02 09:20:22 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: muck4doo: IAmRight: muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.

Pretty sure it's Giants.

That team that took our 17 year suck period to try to make it close? 5 lombardies to 4?

Look, let me settle this gimpy nip style:

I hope this pic pisses you off...

[www.steelers.com image 387x256]

Now, both of you STFU. Both your teams suck.


That should be 4. You guys got a lucky drop in the end zone. :p

/I like that mediablitz still is too ashamed to who his team is.
 
2012-12-02 09:20:25 PM  
Oh the fake injury giving time to look at the replay

That'll cost Jenkins 25,000
 
2012-12-02 09:20:25 PM  
Fake injury replay win...
 
GTP
2012-12-02 09:20:32 PM  
Hit the ground. No catch.
 
2012-12-02 09:20:38 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: muck4doo: IAmRight: muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.

Pretty sure it's Giants.

That team that took our 17 year suck period to try to make it close? 5 lombardies to 4?

Look, let me settle this gimpy nip style:

I hope this pic pisses you off...

[www.steelers.com image 387x256]

Now, both of you STFU. Both your teams suck.


The thing that Steeler fans don't comprehend is that the NFL actually existed before the Super Bowl.
 
2012-12-02 09:20:41 PM  

Di Atribe: BOOOOOOOOM FIRST DOWN YAAAAAY


You know, I, as a Bills fan have at least never sunk to the level of allcaps-ing a first down. Makes me feel good.
 
2012-12-02 09:20:43 PM  
Nice flop philly
 
2012-12-02 09:20:52 PM  
wow, that was hilariously shady. Eagles fans never get to complain about that Giants wankery from a few years ago, ever again.
 
2012-12-02 09:21:03 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Ridiculous. Teams, like the Broncos, just naturally invite hatred.


SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!! Leave the Ponies alone......
 
2012-12-02 09:21:10 PM  
I hope it gets called back and then Romo throws a TD on the redo.
 
2012-12-02 09:21:15 PM  

Earguy: Yeah, challenge flag that catch.


Looking at the ref immediately after catching it was kind of a giveaway there, buddy.
 
2012-12-02 09:21:16 PM  
Link

Tis the season and all. Link
 
2012-12-02 09:21:31 PM  

muck4doo: Adolf Oliver Nipples: muck4doo: IAmRight: muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.

Pretty sure it's Giants.

That team that took our 17 year suck period to try to make it close? 5 lombardies to 4?

Look, let me settle this gimpy nip style:

I hope this pic pisses you off...

[www.steelers.com image 387x256]

Now, both of you STFU. Both your teams suck.

That should be 4. You guys got a lucky drop in the end zone. :p

/I like that mediablitz still is too ashamed to who his team is.


If I can admit publicly to being a Jaguars fan, no one else has the slightest shred of an excuse.

He's just trolling, anyway.
 
2012-12-02 09:21:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: BOOOOOOOOM FIRST DOWN YAAAAAY

You know, I, as a Bills fan have at least never sunk to the level of allcaps-ing a first down. Makes me feel good.


I was really excited about it! And kind of not expecting it. So..... you know, I take 'em where I can get 'em. If it doesn't get called back, that is.
 
2012-12-02 09:22:12 PM  
Since it was a Reid challenge we can be sure the call on the field is good.
 
2012-12-02 09:22:14 PM  

LucklessWonder: CipollinaFan: muck4doo: O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin

We have too many medeocre overpaid receivers. You can keep him.

/Redskins will not have te cap room anyway after they overpay for Welker.

They had better overpay for a goddamned Safety instead.


That would be nice but Shannie does not really invest in Defense and I am still not convinced Dan is keeping out of football operations.
 
2012-12-02 09:22:24 PM  

Earguy: Link

Tis the season and all. Link


When will she be unwrapped? Pics of that?
 
2012-12-02 09:22:47 PM  
Well I'll be.
 
2012-12-02 09:22:49 PM  
Earguy:

You're the only one who is making any damn sense in this entire thread.
 
2012-12-02 09:22:50 PM  

Bunny Deville: muck4doo: Adolf Oliver Nipples: muck4doo: IAmRight: muck4doo: Your team is still a secret then? Got it.

Pretty sure it's Giants.

That team that took our 17 year suck period to try to make it close? 5 lombardies to 4?

Look, let me settle this gimpy nip style:

I hope this pic pisses you off...

[www.steelers.com image 387x256]

Now, both of you STFU. Both your teams suck.

That should be 4. You guys got a lucky drop in the end zone. :p

/I like that mediablitz still is too ashamed to who his team is.

If I can admit publicly to being a Jaguars fan, no one else has the slightest shred of an excuse.

He's just trolling, anyway.


Jaguars are beautiful cars though. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Oh wait, apparently there's a team called the Jaguars? In Jacksonville? These guys look awful.
 
2012-12-02 09:22:57 PM  
Reid won a challenge?

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-02 09:22:57 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: The thing that Steeler fans don't comprehend is that the NFL actually existed before the Super Bowl.


It did. But we can't talk about that until you start playing "Glory Days" on repeat.
 
2012-12-02 09:23:14 PM  
Sweetened audio....in Dallas, the ref reverses the call to incomplete pass, and we hear cheers. WTF, we're not stupid, NBC!
 
2012-12-02 09:23:30 PM  

Di Atribe: tollbooth_willy: There's a joke here about women and men with fat wallets, but I'm too drunk. Someone help me out?

But it's Miller Lite..... and I thought he was hot BEFORE he paid, so NO GO


Yeah, it's not like he's buying shots of Johnnie Blue. The total bill is probably what, $30? $20 if it's happy hour?
 
2012-12-02 09:23:38 PM  

muck4doo: /I like that mediablitz still is too ashamed to who his team is.


Yes, it's shame, lol. You really do have issues.

Here. Since it's just farking KILLING you: I've lived in the Bay Area, San Diego, Washington D.C. and Indianapolis. Two of those areas have the teams I've followed. Two of them I actively root against because of the fanboys that were ALMOST as bad as Cowboys fans.

Seriously though dude. You worry about SHAME over pro football teams? Seek help...
 
2012-12-02 09:24:02 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Earguy:

You're the only one who is making any damn sense in this entire thread.


second
 
2012-12-02 09:24:09 PM  
BIRD DOWN!
 
2012-12-02 09:24:37 PM  
I like the Bills new rookie punter well enough, but I do miss Moorman. He was a good dude.
 
2012-12-02 09:24:48 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Earguy:

You're the only one who is making any damn sense in this entire thread.


I am a man of science. Link
 
2012-12-02 09:25:12 PM  
I figured someone would be getting blown out by now.

Huh.
 
2012-12-02 09:25:21 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Tickle Mittens: Ridiculous. Teams, like the Broncos, just naturally invite hatred.

Somepony needs a hug.


I don't think our teams play for 2 years. But, just know that I hate you, everything you stand for, and everyone who cares for you. If it were up to me, you'd have a great Christmas, and that thing you really wanted? Yeah, you'd get one, a special edition platinum version you didn't know they made, and a signed authentic replica Elway throwback jersey. Then on new years eve, you'd get a call that your house burned down, just as you hit a patch of ice, skid into the guardrail and flip off the bridge into a creek which slowly starts filling the cabin, until you ultimately drown in less than a foot of icy water. Then when you get to hell, Derrick Thomas greets you, offers his hand, and when you reach out to take it, he kicks you in the nuts, and pees on you.
 
2012-12-02 09:25:28 PM  

CipollinaFan: LucklessWonder: CipollinaFan: muck4doo: O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin

We have too many medeocre overpaid receivers. You can keep him.

/Redskins will not have te cap room anyway after they overpay for Welker.

They had better overpay for a goddamned Safety instead.

That would be nice but Shannie does not really invest in Defense and I am still not convinced Dan is keeping out of football operations.


True enough, but even Snyder must be able to see that the Redskins biggest need is in the secondary. I'm sure there's a FA Safety or CB ripe to be overpaid for.
 
2012-12-02 09:25:59 PM  

RminusQ: Yeah, it's not like he's buying shots of Johnnie Blue. The total bill is probably what, $30? $20 if it's happy hour?


It's clearly happy hour. Sun's still out!
 
2012-12-02 09:26:16 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Olympic Trolling Judge: Tickle Mittens: Ridiculous. Teams, like the Broncos, just naturally invite hatred.

Somepony needs a hug.

I don't think our teams play for 2 years. But, just know that I hate you, everything you stand for, and everyone who cares for you. If it were up to me, you'd have a great Christmas, and that thing you really wanted? Yeah, you'd get one, a special edition platinum version you didn't know they made, and a signed authentic replica Elway throwback jersey. Then on new years eve, you'd get a call that your house burned down, just as you hit a patch of ice, skid into the guardrail and flip off the bridge into a creek which slowly starts filling the cabin, until you ultimately drown in less than a foot of icy water. Then when you get to hell, Derrick Thomas greets you, offers his hand, and when you reach out to take it, he kicks you in the nuts, and pees on you.


And I thought I got extreme with my rants. You just raised the bar, sir.
 
2012-12-02 09:26:19 PM  
For a second, I thought it said Take It Off.
 
2012-12-02 09:26:56 PM  
Brown to Downtown!
 
2012-12-02 09:27:21 PM  
I am happy that it had to come to this for Reid to get canned.

However, if I know the Eagles' front office like I think I do, they will do something brilliant like bring in Rob Ryan or Wade Phillips or Art Shell's corpse.
 
2012-12-02 09:27:24 PM  

Tickle Mittens: But, just know that I hate you, everything you stand for, and everyone who cares for you.


You hate the Bengals too? What did we ever do to you?

/somepony really needs a hug
 
2012-12-02 09:27:28 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:
[imageshack.us image 561x800]


I'll see your Liz and raise you a Raquel.

www.starsmoke.com
 
2012-12-02 09:28:03 PM  
"Hey, wipe my butt!"
 
2012-12-02 09:28:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: KiwDaWabbit: The thing that Steeler fans don't comprehend is that the NFL actually existed before the Super Bowl.

It did. But we can't talk about that until you start playing "Glory Days" on repeat.


As a Cowboys fan, it depresses me how often I see other Cowboys fans rolling out the Lombardi count thing. It's an equally sad display of Glory Days crying.

The Cowboys have mostly sucked for close to 20 years, and I cringe every time a fan points to dusty rings as proof of something.
 
2012-12-02 09:28:34 PM  
Was Collinsworth just ramblin' on about the center's ass?
 
2012-12-02 09:28:39 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: /I like that mediablitz still is too ashamed to who his team is.

Yes, it's shame, lol. You really do have issues.

Here. Since it's just farking KILLING you: I've lived in the Bay Area, San Diego, Washington D.C. and Indianapolis. Two of those areas have the teams I've followed. Two of them I actively root against because of the fanboys that were ALMOST as bad as Cowboys fans.

Seriously though dude. You worry about SHAME over pro football teams? Seek help...


And he still won't say who his team is.

/You should be ashamed of yourself.
//Whatever team is your team would be ashamed too of you
 
2012-12-02 09:29:10 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Was Collinsworth just ramblin' on about the center's ass?


DONG
 
2012-12-02 09:29:24 PM  

Bunny Deville: If I can admit publicly to being a Jaguars fan, no one else has the slightest shred of an excuse.

He's just trolling, anyway.



Muck4doo got his panties in such a wad, I couldn't resist. Cowboys fans really ARE the most insecure fans in pro football.

Grew up a Raiders fan. Stabler to Biletnikoff era. Their move to LA and back made it hard to keep following them (as did Al Davis, obviously). Lived in Indy in 2001, starting following the Colts. Enjoying their unexpected success this year.
 
2012-12-02 09:29:32 PM  
Nice gain, mmmkay.
 
2012-12-02 09:30:07 PM  
Good play to get a little closer. Now this time actually give it to Brown.
 
2012-12-02 09:30:22 PM  
Leave it to Dallas to make the Eagles look competent.
 
2012-12-02 09:30:37 PM  
I like this Brown. Keep him around.
 
2012-12-02 09:30:37 PM  
What's wrong with the Cowboys?
 
2012-12-02 09:30:39 PM  
You know, I'm starting to think this Bryce Brown fellow might be a pretty decent player.
 
2012-12-02 09:30:44 PM  

you are a puppet: Good play to get a little closer. Now this time actually give it to Brown.


Are you a wizard dot jpg
 
2012-12-02 09:30:46 PM  
TD Iggles. Goddamnitsomuch.
 
2012-12-02 09:30:48 PM  
These touchdown drives look really easy
 
2012-12-02 09:30:52 PM  
I heard somebody say F iretr uck
 
2012-12-02 09:30:53 PM  
Romo biding his time, Al?
 
2012-12-02 09:31:07 PM  
Another Brown TD! Cleveland must be happy.
 
2012-12-02 09:31:09 PM  
farking Cowboys. Do something now! This is getting away from you.
 
2012-12-02 09:31:13 PM  

muck4doo: /You should be ashamed of yourself.
//Whatever team is your team would be ashamed too of you



LOL. Your team is losing to PHILLY... AT HOME

Talk about shame...
 
2012-12-02 09:31:33 PM  
Aww, homemade blonde MILF porn commercial
 
2012-12-02 09:31:39 PM  

libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?


Hm.... I've got a list....
 
2012-12-02 09:31:45 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: You know, I'm starting to think this Bryce Brown fellow might be a pretty decent player.


To be fair, for as much as I've ragged on the Eagles' o-line, they opened a giant hole.

Speaking of giant holes, it's the video-phone naughty mom.
 
2012-12-02 09:31:48 PM  
We should search the internet for what we think that video might contain.
 
2012-12-02 09:31:51 PM  

libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?


It's the first half.
 
2012-12-02 09:32:00 PM  
Still not embarrassed?
 
2012-12-02 09:32:08 PM  
this is going smashingly so far
 
2012-12-02 09:32:22 PM  

libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?


They're the Cowboys?
 
2012-12-02 09:32:22 PM  
Hell, I'm watchin' the video in the taxi.
 
2012-12-02 09:32:38 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: /You should be ashamed of yourself.
//Whatever team is your team would be ashamed too of you


LOL. Your team is losing to PHILLY... AT HOME

Talk about shame...


lol! Go Raiders!
 
2012-12-02 09:32:39 PM  
That Samsung video is next to the Emma Stone sex tape and Di in yoga pants pics as it's being watched by TOP men.
 
2012-12-02 09:32:40 PM  

libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?


Its December.
 
2012-12-02 09:32:58 PM  
See Andy Reid, this is what happens when you actually run the ball.
 
2012-12-02 09:33:08 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Still not embarrassed?


It's early and they're only down by two scores. It's bad so far, especially because of the whole "Eagles" thing, but not so bad they should be embarrassed.
 
2012-12-02 09:33:11 PM  

Troy McClure: libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?

It's the first half

football season.
FTFY
 
2012-12-02 09:33:19 PM  
Quick, before the game starts again. Link
 
2012-12-02 09:33:25 PM  

CipollinaFan: libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?

Its December.


smarted
 
2012-12-02 09:33:28 PM  
Was that a gimp mask?
 
2012-12-02 09:33:34 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Tickle Mittens: But, just know that I hate you, everything you stand for, and everyone who cares for you.

You hate the Bengals too? What did we ever do to you?

/somepony really needs a hug


Naw, Bengals are fine, and I wish them better luck next season. But well you shouldn't go around inviting inferences that you might be a Broncos fan. Certainly not in polite company.
 
2012-12-02 09:33:36 PM  
That cameraman likes that blonde cheerleader
 
2012-12-02 09:33:51 PM  
Looks like the fans can get a start on traffic. Being trapped for another 2 hours in the car listening to the postgame of this debacle only makes it worse.
 
2012-12-02 09:34:09 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Still not embarrassed?


Yes. We're humiliated. Sobbing into our beers & considering new teams to be fans of.

Is that what you wanted to hear?
 
2012-12-02 09:34:11 PM  
A great big fark you to whomever it was in the Fantasy Football thread who said 30mph winds in Oakland today.

I left Carson Palmer on my bench and played Kaepernick...

/would have anyway
 
2012-12-02 09:34:17 PM  
my choice of picking up Bryce brown and playing him this week looks to be a good move on my part.
 
2012-12-02 09:34:35 PM  
Tony Romo has officially told Austin and Bryant to f*ck off
 
2012-12-02 09:34:41 PM  
Y U NO KNOW KICKOFF PENALTY RULES AL MICHAELS?!?!?
 
2012-12-02 09:34:43 PM  
I love them blinking during that comparison of failure.
 
2012-12-02 09:34:47 PM  

Di Atribe: libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?

Hm.... I've got a list....


just out of curiousity, how high is jerry jones on that list?
 
2012-12-02 09:34:53 PM  
Cox broke his ass again. HA!
 
2012-12-02 09:35:23 PM  

mediablitz: Bunny Deville: If I can admit publicly to being a Jaguars fan, no one else has the slightest shred of an excuse.

He's just trolling, anyway.


Muck4doo got his panties in such a wad, I couldn't resist. Cowboys fans really ARE the most insecure fans in pro football.

Grew up a Raiders fan. Stabler to Biletnikoff era. Their move to LA and back made it hard to keep following them (as did Al Davis, obviously). Lived in Indy in 2001, starting following the Colts. Enjoying their unexpected success this year.


We get it, you go which way the wind blows. A winner is you.
 
2012-12-02 09:35:39 PM  

Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Still not embarrassed?

Yes. We're humiliated. Sobbing into our beers & considering new teams to be fans of.

Is that what you wanted to hear?


No, not any more than usual. Putting the screws to Dallas fans is always fun for me. You ought to know that by now.
 
2012-12-02 09:35:41 PM  

mediablitz: A great big fark you to whomever it was in the Fantasy Football thread who said 30mph winds in Oakland today.

I left Carson Palmer on my bench and played Kaepernick...

/would have anyway


I benched Brandon Myers for the same reason. Now I have to worry about RGIII tomorrow.
 
2012-12-02 09:36:06 PM  

divgradcurl: Di Atribe: libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?

Hm.... I've got a list....

just out of curiousity, how high is jerry jones on that list?


#1, no hesitation & no doubts.
 
2012-12-02 09:36:18 PM  
The way Al Michaels says "Hyundai", all I can think of is Alec Baldwin's speech from "Glengarry Glen Ross":

FARK YOU, that's my name! You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW, that's my name.
 
2012-12-02 09:36:19 PM  

knbber2: libranoelrose: What's wrong with the Cowboys?

They're the Cowboys?


ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2012-12-02 09:36:29 PM  
Is there something about Cowboys tackles where they give up and commit 20 penalties the year after signing large contracts?
 
2012-12-02 09:36:36 PM  

you are a puppet: I love them blinking during that comparison of failure.


I know it's a long lost cause, but what's wrong with a god damn still photograph? The photo shoot for these graphics must be awkward.
 
2012-12-02 09:36:48 PM  

Di Atribe: Is that what you wanted to hear?


larrybrownsports.com

But which team is still alive and which team has fans wearing bags?
 
2012-12-02 09:37:20 PM  
Doug Free is going to try to break Alex Barron's record night for holding by a RT. I think that was also the famous pitch it to choice game.
 
2012-12-02 09:37:22 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: you are a puppet: I love them blinking during that comparison of failure.

I know it's a long lost cause, but what's wrong with a god damn still photograph? The photo shoot for these graphics must be awkward.


I've always thought that too.
 
2012-12-02 09:37:37 PM  
not quite a butt fumble
 
2012-12-02 09:37:50 PM  
I hate you O-tree
 
2012-12-02 09:37:58 PM  

Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Still not embarrassed?

Yes. We're humiliated. Sobbing into our beers & considering new teams to be fans of.

Is that what you wanted to hear?


His team obviously never loses. It's that magical team. You know the one.
 
2012-12-02 09:38:14 PM  
Wittle Catch
 
2012-12-02 09:38:21 PM  
F*ck it, I'm throwing to Whitten
 
2012-12-02 09:38:30 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Olympic Trolling Judge: Tickle Mittens: Ridiculous. Teams, like the Broncos, just naturally invite hatred.

Somepony needs a hug.

I don't think our teams play for 2 years. But, just know that I hate you, everything you stand for, and everyone who cares for you. If it were up to me, you'd have a great Christmas, and that thing you really wanted? Yeah, you'd get one, a special edition platinum version you didn't know they made, and a signed authentic replica Elway throwback jersey. Then on new years eve, you'd get a call that your house burned down, just as you hit a patch of ice, skid into the guardrail and flip off the bridge into a creek which slowly starts filling the cabin, until you ultimately drown in less than a foot of icy water. Then when you get to hell, Derrick Thomas greets you, offers his hand, and when you reach out to take it, he kicks you in the nuts, and pees on you.


That is just...beautiful.
 
2012-12-02 09:38:59 PM  
h .
 
2012-12-02 09:39:05 PM  

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: Is that what you wanted to hear?

[larrybrownsports.com image 530x358]

But which team is still alive and which team has fans wearing bags?


That could just be to prevent later identification by the authorities.
 
2012-12-02 09:39:08 PM  
Your move Austin.
 
2012-12-02 09:39:08 PM  
Nice catch
 
2012-12-02 09:39:09 PM  
So Dallas' only hope is Romo/Witten all night?
 
2012-12-02 09:39:11 PM  
Nice catch by Dez
 
2012-12-02 09:39:15 PM  
Nice catch.
 
2012-12-02 09:39:18 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: you are a puppet: I love them blinking during that comparison of failure.

I know it's a long lost cause, but what's wrong with a god damn still photograph? The photo shoot for these graphics must be awkward.


Just be glad 3D hasn't really caught on (no matter how hard the TV manufacturers try). You'd have rotating holographic busts.
 
2012-12-02 09:39:19 PM  

nvmac: Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Still not embarrassed?

Yes. We're humiliated. Sobbing into our beers & considering new teams to be fans of.

Is that what you wanted to hear?

His team obviously never loses. It's that magical team. You know the one.


No, they lost to the Browns last week, and the trolling was epic. I manned up and took it because I dish it out. Just own it, dude.
 
2012-12-02 09:39:25 PM  
That was a fine catch there, Dez.
 
2012-12-02 09:39:40 PM  
Anyone else catch Colinsworth? "I'd rather he pitch it to me?" Ever since that Dallas game where he raved about Austin's hips, everything he says sound super-gay,,,,, Or is ti just me?
 
2012-12-02 09:39:41 PM  
Dammit Dez
 
2012-12-02 09:39:54 PM  

vermicious k'nid: So Dallas' only hope is Romo/Witten all night?


I wonder if TO is watching Dallas games these days and just saying "I TOLD yall! I TOLD yall!"
 
2012-12-02 09:40:02 PM  

muck4doo: We get it, you go which way the wind blows. A winner is you.


Well yes. I am a winner. Not sure what that has to do with football teams.

Following the Colts for the last 11 years because they have done nothing but win. Uh huh. Okay...

Enjoy the Cowboys mediocrity. It's been a 2 decade "trend" with no end in sight. I'll continue to just enjoy football...
 
2012-12-02 09:40:07 PM  
Holy shiat, soooooo sick of these Surface commercials.
 
2012-12-02 09:40:25 PM  

Girl On Couch: Anyone else catch Colinsworth? "I'd rather he pitch it to me?" Ever since that Dallas game where he raved about Austin's hips, everything he says sound super-gay,,,,, Or is ti just me?


Collinsworth is really Tashard Choice?
 
2012-12-02 09:40:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: No, they lost to the Browns last week, and the trolling was epic. I manned up and took it because I dish it out. Just own it, dude.


Yeah, but.... I don't dish it. So..... why the hate, man?
 
2012-12-02 09:41:20 PM  

vermicious k'nid: So Dallas' only hope is Romo/Witten all night?


I certainly hope so! Go Witten!
 
2012-12-02 09:41:20 PM  

Earguy: AliceBToklasLives: you are a puppet: I love them blinking during that comparison of failure.

I know it's a long lost cause, but what's wrong with a god damn still photograph? The photo shoot for these graphics must be awkward.

I've always thought that too.


blog.nyip.com

Mr. Romo, just stare into the camera vacantly. That's beautiful, keep that up. No emotion, sweetie, just emptiness.
 
2012-12-02 09:41:23 PM  
How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.
 
2012-12-02 09:41:32 PM  
Two minute warning!! Link

Link NSFW


Link
 
2012-12-02 09:41:37 PM  

Girl On Couch: Anyone else catch Colinsworth? "I'd rather he pitch it to me?" Ever since that Dallas game where he raved about Austin's hips, everything he says sound super-gay,,,,, Or is ti just me?


Just be glad it wasn't Mayock saying it.
 
2012-12-02 09:41:47 PM  

mediablitz: Following the Colts for the last 11 years because they have done nothing but win. Uh huh. Okay...


With Peyton Manning under center for the last decade? They haven't done anything but win. One lousy season and you forget how good they really were.
 
2012-12-02 09:42:13 PM  

eddievercetti: Dammit Dez


Hey! That's usually us saying that! It's weird for fans of the opposition to be saying it..... but I'll take it.
 
2012-12-02 09:42:29 PM  

GoldSpider: Cox broke his ass again. HA!


Cox broke his coccyx?
 
2012-12-02 09:42:59 PM  

Earguy: Two minute warning!! Link

Link NSFW


Link


I have a thing for peachez. Gracias, kind sir.
 
2012-12-02 09:43:07 PM  

Earguy: Two minute warning!! Link

Link NSFW


Link


Huh, trying again for that last one. Doesn't work, you'll have to copy and paste.
http://www.popoholic.com/images/danielle-lloyd-xmas-01.jpg
 
2012-12-02 09:43:13 PM  

bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.


OK. We're totally outraged. Things are going to change now. I'm sure of it.
 
2012-12-02 09:43:21 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: We get it, you go which way the wind blows. A winner is you.

Well yes. I am a winner. Not sure what that has to do with football teams.

Following the Colts for the last 11 years because they have done nothing but win. Uh huh. Okay...

Enjoy the Cowboys mediocrity. It's been a 2 decade "trend" with no end in sight. I'll continue to just enjoy football...


So you settled on the Colts now and ditched the Raiders for the time being. Good for you. You'll be wearing a Bucs jersey 2 years from now.
 
2012-12-02 09:43:49 PM  
Collinsworth going on about Austin's "lower half" again teehee!
 
2012-12-02 09:44:06 PM  

Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: No, they lost to the Browns last week, and the trolling was epic. I manned up and took it because I dish it out. Just own it, dude.

Yeah, but.... I don't dish it. So..... why the hate, man?


It's the Cowboys.

Don't take it personally, I hate 30 other teams too.
 
2012-12-02 09:44:08 PM  
Looked like a TD to me
 
2012-12-02 09:44:12 PM  
Just give him the TD...
 
2012-12-02 09:44:18 PM  

bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?


The NFC East is richest division in terms of TV time. We buy our time on TV!
 
2012-12-02 09:44:34 PM  
Just for the lulz, let's have an epic goal line stand.
 
2012-12-02 09:44:43 PM  
You might wanna cover that guy
 
2012-12-02 09:44:43 PM  

bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.


Because nothing is more exciting than watching the Patriots crush Miami.
 
2012-12-02 09:44:46 PM  
andy reid should be calling timeout.


i am jack's lack of surprise that he isn't.
 
2012-12-02 09:44:57 PM  
Romo has a wife, looks like the Evil Di to me.
 
2012-12-02 09:44:58 PM  
You would assume that after 6 or seven throws to the big guy with "WITTEN" on his back, you might decide to cover him.
 
2012-12-02 09:45:04 PM  
Romo's wife...so nice!
 
2012-12-02 09:45:06 PM  
I can't wait to see how Garrett over thinks this.
 
2012-12-02 09:45:11 PM  

vermicious k'nid: So Dallas' only hope is Romo/Witten all night?


Yes, me, yes.
 
2012-12-02 09:45:25 PM  
How was that not a touchdown?
 
2012-12-02 09:45:27 PM  
Candace! No wonder Tony doesn't care if you goof on his name and call him "homo." What a cutie.
 
2012-12-02 09:46:02 PM  
TD Murray!
 
2012-12-02 09:46:05 PM  
Now it's a TD.
 
2012-12-02 09:46:05 PM  
what the fark is DALLAS calling timeout for? They have all the time in the world they need on first-and-goal from the 1. Take 15, 20 seconds, call a first down pass. If it's incomplete, you've got a stopped clock and plenty of time.

No reason at all to leave Philly time for a quick FG.
 
2012-12-02 09:46:07 PM  
Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?
 
2012-12-02 09:46:11 PM  
Cowboys of Moo Mesa TD!
 
2012-12-02 09:46:33 PM  

Earguy: Just for the lulz, let's have an epic goal line stand.


If you put $100 on the Eagles defense to hold on a goal line stand tonight, and won, you could afford to buy Hyperion tomorrow.
 
2012-12-02 09:46:34 PM  
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S BETTER WHEEEEEEEEEE TOUCHDOWN

Yes, I know we're still losing.

My cat suuuuuuuuuper hates me for the "pawm pawms" routine she was just forced to perform.
 
2012-12-02 09:46:46 PM  
That was bullshiat
 
2012-12-02 09:46:51 PM  
Just to frazzle Muck4doo a little more, one of my best friends in the Cowboy's locker room not long after the new stadium opened...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-02 09:46:51 PM  

vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?


Traded one beard for another.
 
2012-12-02 09:47:07 PM  
This battle of incompetent teams with talented players can go either way, I call a tie.
 
2012-12-02 09:47:28 PM  

RminusQ: what the fark is DALLAS calling timeout for? They have all the time in the world they need on first-and-goal from the 1. Take 15, 20 seconds, call a first down pass. If it's incomplete, you've got a stopped clock and plenty of time.

No reason at all to leave Philly time for a quick FG.


They were hoping for a booth review.
 
2012-12-02 09:47:35 PM  
Why do they call it the two-minute warning when it takes 20 minutes?

NSFW Link
 
2012-12-02 09:48:12 PM  

Earguy: Candace! No wonder Tony doesn't care if you goof on his name and call him "homo." What a cutie.


She's a total sweetheart, too. If he wasn't gonna tap ALL THIS, I'm glad he snagged her.
 
2012-12-02 09:48:17 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: mediablitz: Following the Colts for the last 11 years because they have done nothing but win. Uh huh. Okay...

With Peyton Manning under center for the last decade? They haven't done anything but win. One lousy season and you forget how good they really were.


I'm talking about winning the big one. It was not easy being a Colts fan and getting SO close.

Still, a LOT of fun to watch and totally worth it when they finally broke through.
 
2012-12-02 09:48:40 PM  

Di Atribe: My cat suuuuuuuuuper hates me for the "pawm pawms" routine she was just forced to perform.


And yet, I envy him.

vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?


snarkerati.com

I'll say 50/50
 
2012-12-02 09:49:19 PM  

vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?


Upgraded from "houseplant" to "sentient," yeah.
 
2012-12-02 09:49:23 PM  
Hey Dallas, you might want to watch that Brown guy.
 
2012-12-02 09:49:40 PM  
Link
 
2012-12-02 09:49:52 PM  
Foles Dargon Denied
 
2012-12-02 09:50:16 PM  
now all i need is bradshaw to get 15 ff points tomorrow, and i wont have to regret sitting lynch today. Bryce Brown was the gamble of the century.
 
2012-12-02 09:50:17 PM  

vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?


Dodged a bullet? That's an understatement. He is like the guy who left town on vacation the day before Nagasaki got bombed.
 
2012-12-02 09:50:27 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: No, they lost to the Browns last week, and the trolling was epic. I manned up and took it because I dish it out. Just own it, dude.

Yeah, but.... I don't dish it. So..... why the hate, man?

It's the Cowboys.

Don't take it personally, I hate 30 other teams too.


I liken it to hating on the Yankees. They are the most visible team and usually built up to be "The Team" (they are called "America's Team" after all). Anything that invites that many fair weather fans is going to be hated on by those who have put in the slog (Chiefs...man, just the Chiefs). Besides, hate is supposed to be irrational and unjustified in most cases. So as Mr. Nipples has said, don't take it personally, but just know that there will be those that despise and utterly loath the thing that you love because football, that's why.
 
2012-12-02 09:50:31 PM  

bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.


Yeah, because the Patriots never get shown in prime time.
Like say:
SNF on 09/23
TNF on 11/22
MNF on 12/10
SNF on 12/16

So 25% of their season was prime time games...
 
2012-12-02 09:50:35 PM  
Isn't it time to show Mrs. Romo again?
 
2012-12-02 09:50:37 PM  

mediablitz: Just to frazzle Muck4doo a little more, one of my best friends in the Cowboy's locker room not long after the new stadium opened...

[i.imgur.com image 540x720]


jay glazer is so funny when he plays dress-up
 
2012-12-02 09:50:38 PM  

mediablitz: Adolf Oliver Nipples: mediablitz: Following the Colts for the last 11 years because they have done nothing but win. Uh huh. Okay...

With Peyton Manning under center for the last decade? They haven't done anything but win. One lousy season and you forget how good they really were.

I'm talking about winning the big one. It was not easy being a Colts fan and getting SO close.

Still, a LOT of fun to watch and totally worth it when they finally broke through.


Shaddup you fake colts fan, and go cheer for the raiduz. I bet you used to be a 49er fan too.
 
2012-12-02 09:50:52 PM  
Good. You deserve this Dallas, for not letting Romo sneak it.
 
2012-12-02 09:51:22 PM  

GypsyJoker: vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?

Upgraded from "houseplant" to "sentient," yeah.


I would marry a stacked houseplant with a billion dollar fashion empire. I've done a lot worse, and will likely continue to.
 
2012-12-02 09:51:37 PM  
For the ladies...NSFW Christmas (balls) Link
 
2012-12-02 09:52:06 PM  
Dammit, I should have started Brown in my Football RPG thingy
 
2012-12-02 09:52:19 PM  

Earguy: For the ladies...NSFW Christmas (balls) Link


Big balls. Shiny.
 
2012-12-02 09:52:19 PM  

CipollinaFan: bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.

Because nothing is more exciting than watching the Patriots crush Miami.


At least I get to see one good team.
And the Pats didn't really crush Miami today, and even when Miami was absolutely atrocious one of their few wins was over the Pats.

This has been one of the worst NFL seasons ever. Amazingly boring. No good story lines.
Manning in Denver was good until we realized the AFC West was a dumpster fire.
Indy is kinda neat until you look at their schedule and realize they've beaten no one besides an overrated Packers team, and been thoroughly squashed by the Pats and the Jets (yes, really).
 
2012-12-02 09:52:42 PM  

ongbok: vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?

Dodged a bullet? That's an understatement. He is like the guy who left town on vacation the day before Nagasaki got bombed.


There's still no one who epitomizes dodging a bullet better than Justin Timberlake.
 
2012-12-02 09:53:05 PM  
Eh, I guess it's a reasonable decision to run rather than go for the gold. A small risk that your passing play could run :10 off the clock, and a 50-yard kick isn't a gimme. Gain a few yards, now you've got a 45-yarder, and it's 17-10 at halftime.
 
2012-12-02 09:53:17 PM  

ongbok: vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?

Dodged a bullet? That's an understatement. He is like the guy who left town on vacation the day before Nagasaki got bombed.


You heard about the guy who was bombed in both Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

Unluckiest dude ever?
 
2012-12-02 09:53:19 PM  
17-10 iggles. Halftime
 
2012-12-02 09:53:27 PM  

Earguy: For the ladies...NSFW Christmas (balls) Link


Tease.
 
2012-12-02 09:53:45 PM  
How does a guy named "Henery" NOT wear #8?
 
2012-12-02 09:53:48 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Earguy: AliceBToklasLives: you are a puppet: I love them blinking during that comparison of failure.

I know it's a long lost cause, but what's wrong with a god damn still photograph? The photo shoot for these graphics must be awkward.

I've always thought that too.

[blog.nyip.com image 610x300]

Mr. Romo, just stare into the camera vacantly. That's beautiful, keep that up. No emotion, sweetie, just emptiness.


He's got black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. He doesn't seem to be livin'. Till he bites it, and then you hear the awful high pitched screamin' and despite all the poundin' and all the screamin' it's a pick six.
 
2012-12-02 09:53:48 PM  

LucklessWonder: bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.

Yeah, because the Patriots never get shown in prime time.
Like say:
SNF on 09/23
TNF on 11/22
MNF on 12/10
SNF on 12/16

So 25% of their season was prime time games...


This may be weird, but any time I see an NFC East matchup on TV I want to see it. It's almost ALWAYS a good game.

But yeah, I love the Patriots being in prime time all the time.

I can't f*cking wait until next Monday to see what a Patriots/Texans matchup will turn out to be.
 
2012-12-02 09:53:59 PM  

bionicjoe: CipollinaFan: bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.

Because nothing is more exciting than watching the Patriots crush Miami.

At least I get to see one good team.
And the Pats didn't really crush Miami today, and even when Miami was absolutely atrocious one of their few wins was over the Pats.

This has been one of the worst NFL seasons ever. Amazingly boring. No good story lines.
Manning in Denver was good until we realized the AFC West was a dumpster fire.
Indy is kinda neat until you look at their schedule and realize they've beaten no one besides an overrated Packers team, and been thoroughly squashed by the Pats and the Jets (yes, really).


I've enjoyed the hell out of this season, what with the ascension of a really good rookie QB

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2012-12-02 09:54:04 PM  
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2012-12-02 09:55:33 PM  

LucklessWonder: bionicjoe: CipollinaFan: bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.

Because nothing is more exciting than watching the Patriots crush Miami.

At least I get to see one good team.
And the Pats didn't really crush Miami today, and even when Miami was absolutely atrocious one of their few wins was over the Pats.

This has been one of the worst NFL seasons ever. Amazingly boring. No good story lines.
Manning in Denver was good until we realized the AFC West was a dumpster fire.
Indy is kinda neat until you look at their schedule and realize they've beaten no one besides an overrated Packers team, and been thoroughly squashed by the Pats and the Jets (yes, really).

I've enjoyed the hell out of this season, what with the ascension of a really good rookie QB

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Yeah, he's ok.
 
2012-12-02 09:56:12 PM  
I wonder if you could psyche out an opposing kicker by playing a montage of missed putts on the jumbotron. "...and with the tap-in...OH! ...and with this easy three-footer for the lead...oh, my! ...looks like it's rolling right in, wait it broke to the left, he didn't see that!"
 
2012-12-02 09:56:12 PM  

LucklessWonder:

I've enjoyed the hell out of this season, what with the ascension of a really good rookie QB

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No player is more exciting to watch.
 
2012-12-02 09:56:36 PM  

Marcus Aurelius:

He's got black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. He doesn't seem to be livin'. Till he bites it, and then you hear the awful high pitched screamin' and despite all the poundin' and all the screamin' it's a pick six.


Speaking of which, Andy Dalton and Carson Palmer must be gunning for the "Most Pick-6s Thrown By One Team Over A Five-Year Stretch" Award.

At least Dandy Alton won today. W00t!
 
2012-12-02 09:57:02 PM  

LucklessWonder: So 25% of their season was prime time games...


Point missed.
The Pats get time because they're good. The NFC East gets time because advertising dollars.

Giants v Redskins might actually be fun to watch though.
I'm just tired of the hard-on for this division. Who actually thought this many December NFC East games in prime time was a good idea?
 
2012-12-02 09:57:08 PM  
Ah, time for Must see TV.
 
2012-12-02 09:57:13 PM  

GypsyJoker: ongbok: vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?

Dodged a bullet? That's an understatement. He is like the guy who left town on vacation the day before Nagasaki got bombed.

You heard about the guy who was bombed in both Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

Unluckiest dude ever?


He survived both? Luckiest dude ever.
 
2012-12-02 09:57:25 PM  

GypsyJoker: ongbok: vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?

Dodged a bullet? That's an understatement. He is like the guy who left town on vacation the day before Nagasaki got bombed.

You heard about the guy who was bombed in both Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

Unluckiest dude ever?


Nope, he lived.

Unluckiest dude ever.
 
rka
2012-12-02 09:57:27 PM  
Nice move NBC. Pre-empt Obama's economic plan commercial to go to yet another useless halftime show.
 
2012-12-02 09:58:48 PM  
Brady Quinn with an updated version of David's speech on Beverly Hills 90210, post-Scott Scanlon's suicide.
 
2012-12-02 09:59:03 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: GypsyJoker: ongbok: vermicious k'nid: Boy, Romo dodged a bullet dumping Jessica Simpson huh?

Dodged a bullet? That's an understatement. He is like the guy who left town on vacation the day before Nagasaki got bombed.

You heard about the guy who was bombed in both Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

Unluckiest dude ever?

Nope, he lived.

Unluckiest dude ever.


Dang. Hit by lightning seven times only to off himself over a failed romance.
 
2012-12-02 09:59:05 PM  

GypsyJoker: Marcus Aurelius:

He's got black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. He doesn't seem to be livin'. Till he bites it, and then you hear the awful high pitched screamin' and despite all the poundin' and all the screamin' it's a pick six.

Speaking of which, Andy Dalton and Carson Palmer must be gunning for the "Most Pick-6s Thrown By One Team Over A Five-Year Stretch" Award.

At least Dandy Alton won today. W00t!


Carson Palmer is just a waste. He could've been a top notch QB, but somehow he was relegated to Cincy and purgatory.
 
2012-12-02 10:00:05 PM  
Hey Packer fans! I hope we're all good after beating the Bears for you guys today....after all that replacement ref thing...

/Hawks fan
 
2012-12-02 10:00:28 PM  

rka: Nice move NBC. Pre-empt Obama's economic plan commercial to go to yet another useless halftime show.


You can always change the channel to MSNBC if it means that much to you.
 
2012-12-02 10:01:20 PM  

litespeed74: Hey Packer fans! I hope we're all good after beating the Bears for you guys today....after all that replacement ref thing...

/Hawks fan


Rodgers said he appreciated it.
 
2012-12-02 10:01:22 PM  
Wow...this is about as self-righteous as I've ever seen Bob Costas.
 
2012-12-02 10:01:29 PM  
..and now, a Moment of Sanctimony.. with Bob Costas
 
2012-12-02 10:01:36 PM  

LucklessWonder: bionicjoe: CipollinaFan: bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.

Because nothing is more exciting than watching the Patriots crush Miami.

At least I get to see one good team.
And the Pats didn't really crush Miami today, and even when Miami was absolutely atrocious one of their few wins was over the Pats.

This has been one of the worst NFL seasons ever. Amazingly boring. No good story lines.
Manning in Denver was good until we realized the AFC West was a dumpster fire.
Indy is kinda neat until you look at their schedule and realize they've beaten no one besides an overrated Packers team, and been thoroughly squashed by the Pats and the Jets (yes, really).

I've enjoyed the hell out of this season, what with the ascension of a really good rookie QB

[cdn2.elitedaily.com image 485x323]


Why limit yourself to one? Russell Wilson and Andrew Luck have been great for their teams, too.
 
2012-12-02 10:01:40 PM  
SHUT UP BOB. WE DON'T LIKE YOU.

/freaking blowhard
 
2012-12-02 10:01:41 PM  
What in the shiat is this announcer saying. Jesus.
 
2012-12-02 10:01:48 PM  
Ugh. Bob. Really?
 
2012-12-02 10:01:54 PM  
Bob Costas is a cock.
 
2012-12-02 10:01:56 PM  

bionicjoe: LucklessWonder: So 25% of their season was prime time games...

Point missed.
The Pats get time because they're good. The NFC East gets time because advertising dollars.


While there is some undeniable truth to that, doesn't the NFC East contain the current champions? Who did rather decently vs. the Patriots, if I recall correctly. So arguably they're good too. Tomorrow's game is kind of enticing, especially given how the reverse fixture ended. It's also (IIRC) the only prime time appearance of the Redskins, one of those accursed NFC East teams that dominate the prime time schedule, and yet they only have 25% of the games in prime time that the poor, little-seen Patriots do.


/Okay you could argue the Cowboys/Redskins game on Thanksgiving is semi-prime time.
 
2012-12-02 10:02:07 PM  

Tickle Mittens: [cdn2.elitedaily.com image 485x323]

Yeah, he's ok.


Yeah, at least I got Dalton in Cincinnati to watch.

Hey look! Costas is trolling right-wing radio.
*grabs popcorn*
 
2012-12-02 10:02:10 PM  
What in the fark is Costas talking about?
 
2012-12-02 10:02:12 PM  
Now that was an epic troll.
 
2012-12-02 10:02:14 PM  

The Bestest: ..and now, a Moment of Sanctimony.. with Bob Costas


Yes...sorry, replace "self-righteous" with "sanctimonious" in my previous post.
 
2012-12-02 10:02:17 PM  
Costas quoting Whitlock? Did SNF just divide by zero?
 
2012-12-02 10:02:22 PM  
GUN CONTROL, MOTHERfarkERS!
 
2012-12-02 10:02:23 PM  
Bob Costas would feel much better if he sliced her throat instead.
 
2012-12-02 10:02:24 PM  
Bob Costas, please STFU
 
2012-12-02 10:02:37 PM  
Oh please someone use the expression "poor decisionmaking" during the segment
 
2012-12-02 10:02:43 PM  
Bob Costas, that's total bs. Stop it. If he hadn't owned a gun, he would have had an axe or a hammer or a bow and arrow. Unbelievable.
 
2012-12-02 10:02:51 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: LucklessWonder: bionicjoe: CipollinaFan: bionicjoe: How much is the NFC East on national TV?
Redskins v Cowboys 11/22
Packers v Giants 11/25
Panthers v Eagles 11/26
Eagles v Cowboys 12/2
Redskins v Giants 12/3
NFC East combined record: 22-26 (if no one ties on SNF or MNF)

I'd rather watch the Patriots play. They're actually good.

Because nothing is more exciting than watching the Patriots crush Miami.

At least I get to see one good team.
And the Pats didn't really crush Miami today, and even when Miami was absolutely atrocious one of their few wins was over the Pats.

This has been one of the worst NFL seasons ever. Amazingly boring. No good story lines.
Manning in Denver was good until we realized the AFC West was a dumpster fire.
Indy is kinda neat until you look at their schedule and realize they've beaten no one besides an overrated Packers team, and been thoroughly squashed by the Pats and the Jets (yes, really).

I've enjoyed the hell out of this season, what with the ascension of a really good rookie QB

[cdn2.elitedaily.com image 485x323]

Why limit yourself to one? Russell Wilson and Andrew Luck have been great for their teams, too.


I'm a Redskins fan, so that's the one i care about.
 
2012-12-02 10:02:58 PM  

witchofthedogs: Ugh. Bob. Really?


No he's right, I don't want to shoot him anymore. He's convinced me, he should be beaten to death with a hammer.
 
2012-12-02 10:03:02 PM  
Oh fark you Costa, "if they didn't have a gun, they would be alive today", bullshiat. If that asshat wanted to kill his gf, he didn't need a gun.
 
2012-12-02 10:03:32 PM  
What's Bob saying? I'm out on the back deck smoking, can't hear the TV.
 
2012-12-02 10:03:40 PM  
Bob lost me when he said "Jason Whitlock"
 
2012-12-02 10:04:07 PM  

muck4doo: Bob Costas would feel much better if he sliced her throat instead.


If you knew the guy he was quoting you'd understand.
 
2012-12-02 10:04:08 PM  
Costas:

Politics Tab ----------------------->
 
2012-12-02 10:04:09 PM  

LucklessWonder: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls:

Why limit yourself to one? Russell Wilson and Andrew Luck have been great for their teams, too.

I'm a Redskins fan, so that's the one i care about.


Well, given that I'm a Seahawks fan, I guess I get that.
 
2012-12-02 10:04:11 PM  
Overall, I like Bob Costas, he seems much smarter than most sportscasters, and is certainly well-read and better prepared than many of his colleagues.

But to jump on a murder-suicide to express an editorial opinion on gun control? I cringe.
 
2012-12-02 10:04:12 PM  

litespeed74: Hey Packer fans! I hope we're all good after beating the Bears for you guys today....after all that replacement ref thing...

/Hawks fan


Looks like Seahawks/Niners for the division title, if everything plays out (meaning the 49ers lose to the Pats).
 
2012-12-02 10:04:27 PM  
You look up "sanctimonious" in the dictionary and Bob Costas' picture is next to the definition.
 
2012-12-02 10:04:28 PM  

knbber2: Oh fark you Costa, "if they didn't have a gun, they would be alive today", bullshiat. If that asshat wanted to kill his gf, he didn't need a gun.


"He had to use a gun? Ha!"

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2012-12-02 10:04:30 PM