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(MSNBC)   NBC has been riding high in the ratings this season, thanks in large part to Sunday Night Football. Well, it was nice while it lasted, NBC. For the tens of fans who still care, Philly vs Dallas, 8:20 PM   (nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line 1282
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rka
2012-12-02 10:31:42 PM

Troy McClure: For all the crap Romo takes, I hope people remember games like these. For the Cowboys to win, Romo has to carry the whole team because he gets no help from the defense.


And Nick Foles does? Philly has a worse defense than Dallas.
 
2012-12-02 10:31:44 PM
Someone gave a special to one of the guys from the Voice? Next thing you know, ABC will show the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 
2012-12-02 10:31:50 PM

4NSpy: vermicious k'nid: Go to hell, Walmart!

Isn't that redundant?


I laughter oh elled.
 
2012-12-02 10:32:05 PM

Troy McClure: For all the crap Romo takes, I hope people remember games like these. For the Cowboys to win, Romo has to carry the whole team because he gets no help from the defense.


Romo isn't the problem with the Cowboys. He does turn the ball over too much, but that's because he is trying to do everything.

Hurts to type that, but it's true. Cowboys #1 problem:
war1057.files.wordpress.com

/Oh,and hail to the redskins
 
2012-12-02 10:32:17 PM

Your_Huckleberry: And as far as Costas' remarks go....at least have the nads to state your own opinion if you plan to stir stuff up. Don't just recycle someone like Witlock. What? Nothing available from Skip Bayless on short notice?


This should be the definitive statement on the subject.

triple lulz
 
2012-12-02 10:32:37 PM

bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?


Do you know the lead singer of Neon Trees? That's not him.
 
2012-12-02 10:32:41 PM

bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?


Perhaps it's best you don't know
 
2012-12-02 10:32:51 PM
Seeing guys like RGIII, Luck, and Foles playing as well as they are makes me realize how deluded we Jets fans have been about Sanchez.

In McElroy we trust.
 
2012-12-02 10:33:00 PM

seventypercent: bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?

Do you know the lead singer of Neon Trees? That's not him.


Neither of these guys have been in my kitchen.
 
2012-12-02 10:33:04 PM

seadoo2006: DubyaHater: Off to FreeRepublic for the inevitable meltdown.

Oh, how right you were ...


They're a predictable crew over there. They live in a perpetual state of outrage.
 
2012-12-02 10:33:14 PM
I'm looking forward to the fraud that is the Chicago Bears being eliminated in the first round.
 
2012-12-02 10:33:36 PM

Troy McClure: For all the crap Romo takes, I hope people remember games like these. For the Cowboys to win, Romo has to carry the whole team because he gets no help from the defense.


That's this week. That's the excitement of Cowboys football. It's a surprise, some Cowboys fan at the game isn't leaving their mind completely blank, and they are inadvertently choosing the form the failure will take. We all just have to do our best to live through it.

/Romo, when someone asks you if you are a God, you say "YES!"
 
2012-12-02 10:33:56 PM

bionicjoe: Earguy: 100% NSFW Link

The old cliche of whores dressed up in Santa outfits saying they'll be good girls next year is awesome and should be the NFC East of December posts.


I'm not sure exactly what that means, but it made me laugh.
 
2012-12-02 10:34:08 PM

Pentaxian: Seeing guys like RGIII, Luck, and Foles playing as well as they are makes me realize how deluded we Jets fans have been about Sanchez.

In McElroy we trust.


Russell Wilson too.

Maybe the Jets will take Flynn....
 
2012-12-02 10:34:19 PM

4NSpy: seventypercent: bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?

Do you know the lead singer of Neon Trees? That's not him.

Neither of these guys have been in my kitchen.


4NSpy hitting on all cylinders tonight!
 
2012-12-02 10:34:23 PM

bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?


Mr Miranda Lambert
 
2012-12-02 10:34:31 PM

eddievercetti: Someone gave a special to one of the guys from the Voice? Next thing you know, ABC will show the Star Wars Holiday Special.


And a child was born on Polis Massa...
 
2012-12-02 10:34:38 PM

you are a puppet: Troy McClure: For all the crap Romo takes, I hope people remember games like these. For the Cowboys to win, Romo has to carry the whole team because he gets no help from the defense.

Kind of minimizes Demarco Murray's contributions today.


I don't mean to. Murray is great in all three games he is healthy enough to play each season.
 
2012-12-02 10:34:40 PM

LucklessWonder: irishman4: Earguy: NSFW Commercial, Link

y u no post picture direct in thread no more

Dude, you're on the 'net if you need to look at tits, it ain't difficult. Earguy posts links so as not to disrupt the football discussionsGun control debates.

 
2012-12-02 10:34:45 PM

LucklessWonder: Romo isn't the problem with the Cowboys. He does turn the ball over too much, but that's because he is trying to do everything.


I like to think that you came to this conclusion by listening to me.


/hairflip
 
2012-12-02 10:34:58 PM

bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?


One of the hot chicks from Gossip Girl.
 
2012-12-02 10:35:02 PM

Di Atribe: WildManBand: Bob, if people didnt have cars we wouldn't have all those highway fatalities. Bob is right. Ban cars and guns. What a moron.

Cars have every day uses outside of maiming & killing. Not a good comparison.


In the interest of the dedicated football fans who were in this thread before bob costas shiat on it, I will agree to disagree.
 
2012-12-02 10:35:06 PM

4NSpy: Pentaxian: Seeing guys like RGIII, Luck, and Foles playing as well as they are makes me realize how deluded we Jets fans have been about Sanchez.

In McElroy we trust.

Russell Wilson too.

Maybe the Jets will take Flynn....


It actually took me a second to remember who the hell you meant when you said that. That's how much Wilson has made me forget the "quarterback controversy" to start the year up in Trollhawkville.
 
2012-12-02 10:35:24 PM

Sunrazor: rka: jaylectricity: rka: That's not a policy, that's a weird attempt to compare a unintentional accident with a deliberate attack.

How can you say it's an unintentional accident? She knew that texting while driving was dangerous. She CHOSE to do it anyway.

Skydiving is dangerous. Shooting someone with a gun is usually fatal.

[whynotboth.jpg]


I'm quoting Sunrazor to bring him into this conversation.

Shooting somebody is a choice. This dude CHOSE to shoot his girlfriend. I'm not stupid enough to think that it's the same as a car accident. BUT... if he wanted to kill her, then himself...he would have done it anyway. If you're saying it was too easy because of a gun...he could have just run her over with a car, then parked it in a garage and killed himself.

The dude went to the Crennel and Pioli, so it's not like he didn't have the sense of mind to go through with the murder/suicide.
 
2012-12-02 10:35:37 PM

you are a puppet: muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.

How do you shoot someone with a gun, if guns don't exist?

Shaddup and go cheer for the raiders, colts, 49ers, or whoever it is you are a fan of today.

Well he's obviously not a Raiders fan or he would know how to shoot someone, even if guns didn't exist.


LOL. I live in Montana now. There is a 3 gun minimum in my household. County law.

I've had my CCW for 2 decades now, so as far as YOU know, my gun doesn't exist ;-)
 
2012-12-02 10:35:44 PM

eddievercetti: Someone gave a special to one of the guys from the Voice? Next thing you know, ABC will show the Star Wars Holiday Special.


Someone pointed out that one of the good things to come out of Disney buying out Lucas was that -now- we'll likely see -original- original trilogy on dvd (because Disney never passes up such an opportunity.

Thus, I could see Disney doing exactly as you suggested.
 
2012-12-02 10:35:46 PM

4NSpy: Pentaxian: Seeing guys like RGIII, Luck, and Foles playing as well as they are makes me realize how deluded we Jets fans have been about Sanchez.

In McElroy we trust.

Russell Wilson too.

Maybe the Jets will take Flynn....


Come all without
Come all within
Jet's have seen nothing
Like the Matty Flynn
 
2012-12-02 10:36:21 PM
This game sucks.
th00.deviantart.net

Heh, last time the Iggles won: SNF...against the Giants.
I love the NFC East.
 
2012-12-02 10:36:23 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: I'm looking forward to the fraud that is the Chicago Bears being eliminated in the first round.


They have lost every game against an actual team. How much of a lock are they to make the playoffs?

Vikes
packers
cards
lions

Damn, that's likely 2 more wins.
 
2012-12-02 10:36:44 PM

Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Romo isn't the problem with the Cowboys. He does turn the ball over too much, but that's because he is trying to do everything.

I like to think that you came to this conclusion by listening to me.


/hairflip


No, by observation, but you have been the most rational Cowboys fan enunciating that view (and Treygreen, but his hairflips suck)
 
2012-12-02 10:37:00 PM

jaylectricity: Sunrazor: rka: jaylectricity: rka: That's not a policy, that's a weird attempt to compare a unintentional accident with a deliberate attack.

How can you say it's an unintentional accident? She knew that texting while driving was dangerous. She CHOSE to do it anyway.

Skydiving is dangerous. Shooting someone with a gun is usually fatal.

[whynotboth.jpg]

I'm quoting Sunrazor to bring him into this conversation.

Shooting somebody is a choice. This dude CHOSE to shoot his girlfriend. I'm not stupid enough to think that it's the same as a car accident. BUT... if he wanted to kill her, then himself...he would have done it anyway. If you're saying it was too easy because of a gun...he could have just run her over with a car, then parked it in a garage and killed himself.

The dude went to the Crennel and Pioli, so it's not like he didn't have the sense of mind to go through with the murder/suicide.


Since none of us were actually there we don't know whether he chose to shoot her, or whether he was just trying to teach her gun safety.
 
2012-12-02 10:37:06 PM

mediablitz: you are a puppet: muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.

How do you shoot someone with a gun, if guns don't exist?

Shaddup and go cheer for the raiders, colts, 49ers, or whoever it is you are a fan of today.

Well he's obviously not a Raiders fan or he would know how to shoot someone, even if guns didn't exist.

LOL. I live in Montana now. There is a 3 gun minimum in my household. County law.

I've had my CCW for 2 decades now, so as far as YOU know, my gun doesn't exist ;-)


So you'll be a Seahawks fan next, Thanks for the heads up.
 
2012-12-02 10:37:11 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: 4NSpy: Pentaxian: Seeing guys like RGIII, Luck, and Foles playing as well as they are makes me realize how deluded we Jets fans have been about Sanchez.

In McElroy we trust.

Russell Wilson too.

Maybe the Jets will take Flynn....

It actually took me a second to remember who the hell you meant when you said that. That's how much Wilson has made me forget the "quarterback controversy" to start the year up in Trollhawkville.


I feel so bad for Flynn.
 
2012-12-02 10:37:18 PM

irishman4: Earguy: NSFW Commercial, Link

y u no post picture direct in thread no more


I haven't posted pics direct in thread for years. This is a sports discussion thread after all, and the pics clog up the cue and piss off (drive away) other farkers who don't appreciate it. While it's a fun diversion during the commercials, this isn't a boobies thread.

May I suggest, if you're on Firefox, that you get the plug-in Thumbnail Zoom Plus? Hover your pointer, and the pic pops up. No new tabs or anything. Chrome has a similar add-on, I forget what it's called.
 
2012-12-02 10:37:24 PM
There are too many buttons on Fark! I need a Fark app for my windows phone!
 
2012-12-02 10:37:28 PM

mediablitz: you are a puppet: muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.

How do you shoot someone with a gun, if guns don't exist?

Shaddup and go cheer for the raiders, colts, 49ers, or whoever it is you are a fan of today.

Well he's obviously not a Raiders fan or he would know how to shoot someone, even if guns didn't exist.

LOL. I live in Montana now. There is a 3 gun minimum in my household. County law.

I've had my CCW for 2 decades now, so as far as YOU know, my gun doesn't exist ;-)


Hey, how 'bout that football game?
/take it to Politics, there'll be a thread there soon I'm sure
 
2012-12-02 10:37:38 PM

4NSpy: hulk hogan meat shoes: I'm looking forward to the fraud that is the Chicago Bears being eliminated in the first round.

They have lost every game against an actual team. How much of a lock are they to make the playoffs?

Vikes
packers
cards
lions

Damn, that's likely 2 more wins.


It's like 06-07 all over again.
 
2012-12-02 10:37:46 PM
You guys, you guys. Song writing is soooo haaaard.
 
2012-12-02 10:37:56 PM
How has Howie Mandel survived all the VD he's gotten from being a whore for so many years?
 
2012-12-02 10:38:11 PM

bionicjoe: This game sucks.
[th00.deviantart.net image 850x695]

Heh, last time the Iggles won: SNF...against the Giants.
I love the NFC East.


Phillies have a more recent victory. Philly as a whole sucks.
 
2012-12-02 10:38:11 PM

CipollinaFan: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: 4NSpy: Pentaxian: Seeing guys like RGIII, Luck, and Foles playing as well as they are makes me realize how deluded we Jets fans have been about Sanchez.

In McElroy we trust.

Russell Wilson too.

Maybe the Jets will take Flynn....

It actually took me a second to remember who the hell you meant when you said that. That's how much Wilson has made me forget the "quarterback controversy" to start the year up in Trollhawkville.

I feel so bad for Flynn.


He's getting paid pretty well to hold a clipboard.
 
2012-12-02 10:38:14 PM

WildManBand: In the interest of the dedicated football fans who were in this thread before bob costas shiat on it, I will agree to disagree.


I'm good with that. And I do respect your opinion, even if I disagree with it.
 
2012-12-02 10:38:20 PM
down!

/Surprised they ran it
 
2012-12-02 10:38:21 PM

mediablitz: you are a puppet: muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.

How do you shoot someone with a gun, if guns don't exist?

Shaddup and go cheer for the raiders, colts, 49ers, or whoever it is you are a fan of today.

Well he's obviously not a Raiders fan or he would know how to shoot someone, even if guns didn't exist.

LOL. I live in Montana now. There is a 3 gun minimum in my household. County law.

I've had my CCW for 2 decades now, so as far as YOU know, my gun doesn't exist ;-)


So, you're so afraid of the world you're convinced you need to be armed? Holy jezus ... I'm a white buy that lived in the South Bronx and Harlem and I don't think I ever felt the need to be armed. What a sad life people must live to be so convinced the world is out to hurt them that they need a piece to feel okay with themselves.

O_o
 
2012-12-02 10:38:49 PM

bionicjoe: This game sucks.
[th00.deviantart.net image 850x695]


The view - Sixth Avenue
The legs of Waterloo Lily
Black tights for dark nights
On a trip through Picadilly
If you knew the kind of glue
She gums her eyelids with
Realise, on those eyes
That's a gum you'd rather not use
From a jar, in the house of Waterloo Lily
Painted red, the double bed
The biggest in the city
Especially sprung, hung undone
To stimulate delight
Sex machines seem but clean
She does things, you call her true

Waterloo Lily's got enough to turn us all on
Got a bra to fit a car
A port upon her back you warm your feet on
A corset keeps her in
So when you pull a string it lets it all out
Lily Waterloo, Piccadilly blue

Pint of white on Lily's lip
The daily upper door
Down the caff, a cup of char
Double dogwalk, brown and British
Imagine you and Lily too
Aboard a double bunk
Riding two, it's out of view
All the things your sister won't...

Waterloo Lily's got enough to turn us all on
Got a bra to fit a car
A port upon her back you warm your feet on
A corset keeps her in
So when you pull a string it lets it all out
Lily Waterloo, Picadilly blue
 
2012-12-02 10:39:05 PM

jaylectricity: If you're saying it was too easy because of a gun...he could have just run her over with a car, then parked it in a garage and killed himself.


Meh. He was angry and arguing in the apartment. Tempers flaring. How was he going to get the car into the apartment? Drag her outside, tie her up, then drive over her?

The gun made it easier. Simple as that. He could have grabbed a kitchen knife too, I guess. The gun was just quick, handy, and easy.

The car angle just doesn't work...
 
2012-12-02 10:39:06 PM
ok ok. What did he say?
 
2012-12-02 10:39:11 PM

AliceBToklasLives: How has Howie Mandel survived all the VD he's gotten from being a whore for so many years?


Germophobia and spermicide.
 
2012-12-02 10:39:36 PM

GypsyJoker: bionicjoe: Who the fark is Blake Shelton?

One of the hot chicks from Gossip Girl.


I can see the reason for confusion...but she usually shaves or shaved before the episodes were filmed.
 
2012-12-02 10:39:41 PM

bionicjoe: This game sucks.
[th00.deviantart.net image 850x695]

Heh, last time the Iggles won: SNF...against the Giants.
I love the NFC East.

This game has been competitive and has had some awesome plays by Dez and Brown. It is also nice to see a game dominated running backs.
 
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