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(MSNBC)   NBC has been riding high in the ratings this season, thanks in large part to Sunday Night Football. Well, it was nice while it lasted, NBC. For the tens of fans who still care, Philly vs Dallas, 8:20 PM   (nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line 1282
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2012-12-02 10:20:17 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fark Lebron James


I really dislike that commercial, because it's trying to humanize him. And he often comes across as a pretty terrible human being when he's not on script.
 
2012-12-02 10:20:57 PM  

vermicious k'nid: God, I hate LeBron James.

Adn I know nothing about basketball.


He shouldn't let his kids eat that sweet cereal. He should know better.
 
2012-12-02 10:21:03 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: rka: jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?

My issue is that people are blaming mental illness or brain damage. Dude doesn't have to be touched in the head to kill someone.


I'm pretty sure his brain is currently pretty damaged.
 
2012-12-02 10:21:06 PM  

libranoelrose: Went to break, how did Dallas tie it up?


Dez Bryant has the moves like jagger.
 
2012-12-02 10:21:09 PM  

libranoelrose: Went to break, how did Dallas tie it up?


Two words: "Dammit, Dez"
 
2012-12-02 10:21:21 PM  

you are a puppet: hulk hogan meat shoes: rka: jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?

My issue is that people are blaming mental illness or brain damage. Dude doesn't have to be touched in the head to kill someone.

Having killed many people in my time, I can tell you that all it takes to kill someone is pressure and time. Pressure...and time. That and a big god damn poster.


I'd like for any other murderers to come forward so I know who to not call an idiot later on.
 
2012-12-02 10:21:23 PM  

muck4doo: He said if there were no guns,


That's the beef, right there. There is no way to ensure that there are no guns. Even if the 99% decided we didn't want guns, some of that 99% would still work in the gun manufacturing plant because they need to feed their family.
 
2012-12-02 10:21:34 PM  
Anyone past this line talking about Costas and/or guns is getting wet noodled. Take heed!

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2012-12-02 10:21:46 PM  

seventypercent: These Galaxy Note 2 commercials with JeBron Lames are getting old.


The Galaxy IIIS naughty mom commercial still delivers, but they could make a series of commercials out of that. If we have that unhappy family in all those different DirecTV ads, why not have a happy family with sexy mom?
 
2012-12-02 10:21:50 PM  

Earguy: 100% NSFW Link


Right click.

Save.

For later.
 
2012-12-02 10:22:02 PM  

libranoelrose: Went to break, how did Dallas tie it up?


Romo to Dez
 
2012-12-02 10:22:24 PM  

libranoelrose: Went to break, how did Dallas tie it up?


Romo to Dez wooooooooooooooooooooot!
 
2012-12-02 10:22:27 PM  

vermicious k'nid: Anyone past this line talking about Costas and/or guns is getting wet noodled. Take heed!

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What is 'noodled.'
 
2012-12-02 10:22:27 PM  

you are a puppet: all it takes to kill someone is pressure and time.


So you're a strangler?
 
2012-12-02 10:22:31 PM  

muck4doo: He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.


How do you shoot someone with a gun, if guns don't exist?
 
2012-12-02 10:22:32 PM  
yanno, if I were a modmin with a devil-may-care attitude, I'd duplicate this thread to the Politics tab
..for the lulz
 
2012-12-02 10:22:51 PM  

nvmac: vermicious k'nid: God, I hate LeBron James.

Adn I know nothing about basketball.

He shouldn't let his kids eat that sweet cereal. He should know better.


I'm more confused by the fact that he has like a micron of hair and he's going to the barber.
 
rka
2012-12-02 10:22:53 PM  

jaylectricity: rka: jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?

The policy is that it's just as likely your daughter's boyfriend will shoot her as it is likely that your daughter will crash her car while texting and driving.


That's not a policy, that's a weird attempt to compare a unintentional accident with a deliberate attack.
 
2012-12-02 10:22:56 PM  

LucklessWonder: but the original complaint was prime time games and rather seeing the Patriots. I repeat


No the complaint was not about seeing the Patriots. I just used them to say 'at least they are routinely good'.
The Cowboys get just as much or more exposure and not nearly as good or entertaining, but we're all supposed to hate the Pats.
The Giants did win the superbowl, so I can buy their coverage. Throw in the rest of the NFC East and it's just too much.

There are other teams out their with good players playing good games. Networks are just lazy.
 
2012-12-02 10:22:58 PM  
Philly fans: "Lashawn who?"
 
paj
2012-12-02 10:23:19 PM  
Sure Al, Foles' sister "knew" his cellphone was vibrating....
 
2012-12-02 10:23:25 PM  
Brown, Brown.

Mister Brown.

Mister Brown was on the ground.
 
2012-12-02 10:23:25 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: you are a puppet: hulk hogan meat shoes: rka: jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?

My issue is that people are blaming mental illness or brain damage. Dude doesn't have to be touched in the head to kill someone.

Having killed many people in my time, I can tell you that all it takes to kill someone is pressure and time. Pressure...and time. That and a big god damn poster.

I'd like for any other murderers to come forward so I know who to not call an idiot later on.


I've only ever murdered people who have named themselves for impractical yet edible footwear adopted by former WWF wrestlers online. So most should be safe. Right, hulk hogan meat shoes?
 
2012-12-02 10:23:31 PM  

The Bestest: yanno, if I were a modmin with a devil-may-care attitude, I'd duplicate this thread to the Politics tab
..for the lulz


I'm sure there's already been three submissions on the topic.
 
2012-12-02 10:23:36 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Primitive Screwhead: fark Lebron James

I really dislike that commercial, because it's trying to humanize him. And he often comes across as a pretty terrible human being when he's not on script.


The part with the little boy gesturing to a ring on his finger is a nice touch.

And as far as Costas' remarks go....at least have the nads to state your own opinion if you plan to stir stuff up. Don't just recycle someone like Witlock. What? Nothing available from Skip Bayless on short notice?
 
2012-12-02 10:23:41 PM  

The Bestest: yanno, if I were a modmin with a devil-may-care attitude, I'd duplicate this thread to the Politics tab
..for the lulz


You're a loose cannon The Bestest. A rogue modmin with no regard for the rules. But dammit, you get results.
 
2012-12-02 10:23:42 PM  
images.zap2it.com
 
2012-12-02 10:23:47 PM  

nvmac: What is 'noodled.'


A disappointing night for the ladies.
 
2012-12-02 10:23:51 PM  
So neither D really wanted to show up tonight huh?
 
2012-12-02 10:23:52 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.

How do you shoot someone with a gun, if guns don't exist?


Apparently, he would've killed his girlfriend with a wet noodle ... obviously.

Full derp mode ... engaged!
 
2012-12-02 10:23:54 PM  

Earguy: seventypercent: These Galaxy Note 2 commercials with JeBron Lames are getting old.

The Galaxy IIIS naughty mom commercial still delivers, but they could make a series of commercials out of that. If we have that unhappy family in all those different DirecTV ads, why not have a happy family with sexy mom?


If they'd include the hot mom video on every Galaxy III, I'd drop my iPhone in a heartbeat.
 
2012-12-02 10:23:58 PM  

Earguy: seventypercent: These Galaxy Note 2 commercials with JeBron Lames are getting old.

The Galaxy IIIS naughty mom commercial still delivers, but they could make a series of commercials out of that. If we have that unhappy family in all those different DirecTV ads, why not have a happy family with sexy mom?


I would be on board with that!
 
2012-12-02 10:23:58 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Philly fans: "Lashawn who?"


Well even Lesean Mccoy probably says Lashawn who.
 
2012-12-02 10:24:16 PM  
His name is Mudd? Poor guy.
 
2012-12-02 10:24:16 PM  
This drive needs to end with 0 points.
 
2012-12-02 10:24:27 PM  
Robert Mudd starring in Santa Claus From Hell
 
rka
2012-12-02 10:24:28 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: nvmac: vermicious k'nid: God, I hate LeBron James.

Adn I know nothing about basketball.

He shouldn't let his kids eat that sweet cereal. He should know better.

I'm more confused by the fact that he has like a micron of hair and he's going to the barber.


Brothers love the barber shop. Haven't you seen the movie?

/loves me some barber shop too.
 
2012-12-02 10:24:32 PM  
Thanks for the update!
 
2012-12-02 10:24:34 PM  

The Bestest: yanno, if I were a modmin with a devil-may-care attitude, I'd duplicate this thread to the Politics tab
..for the lulz


Now that's just plain evil
 
2012-12-02 10:24:43 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.

How do you shoot someone with a gun, if guns don't exist?


Shaddup and go cheer for the raiders, colts, 49ers, or whoever it is you are a fan of today.
 
2012-12-02 10:24:50 PM  

TheJoe03: [images.zap2it.com image 432x288]


I think I recognize her...Ashley judd?
 
2012-12-02 10:25:06 PM  

tollbooth_willy: Sunrazor: Olympic Trolling Judge: knbber2: Oh fark you Costa, "if they didn't have a gun, they would be alive today", bullshiat. If that asshat wanted to kill his gf, he didn't need a gun.

I dunno. Guns do make it easier to kill. With a melee weapon you typically have to think long and hard about beating someone to death while you're beating them to death.

Very much this. I should know, having killed many people in my time, I know exactly what it takes to pull that trigger or stab someone with a large knife.

[www.iywib.com image 450x348]


I've always wanted to have one of those applied to me. That or the ITG pic. Thanks...I mean, you better watch out, just got me a Bowie knife aching to be drawn...

Earguy:

backing out of thread slowly...


As long as you leave the pics.

AliceBToklasLives: Have I said lately how awesome sunrazor is? Bestest Fark user evar!!!

/please don't kill me sunrazor


I try my best...to stay on my meds. BWAHAHAHAHA...I mean, thank you!
 
2012-12-02 10:25:12 PM  
Dallas, ignore the Brown, he's nobody.
 
2012-12-02 10:25:22 PM  

eddievercetti: His name is Mudd? Poor guy.


Harcourt Fenton Mudd is awesome.
 
2012-12-02 10:25:44 PM  

you are a puppet: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Philly fans: "Lashawn who?"

Well even Lesean Mccoy probably says Lashawn who.


So I misspelled his name. Sorry.

On another topic, hey, Al and Cris, if the Eagles OLine is so bad, how come Bryce Brown is gashing the Cowboys the way he is?
 
2012-12-02 10:25:47 PM  
What a catch!
 
2012-12-02 10:25:48 PM  
Hanging with Mr. Cooper TD!
 
2012-12-02 10:25:50 PM  
That was a nice pass and grab.
 
2012-12-02 10:25:50 PM  
At least try to defend the pass.

Sheesh
 
2012-12-02 10:25:52 PM  
Touchdown, Iggles!
 
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