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(MSNBC)   NBC has been riding high in the ratings this season, thanks in large part to Sunday Night Football. Well, it was nice while it lasted, NBC. For the tens of fans who still care, Philly vs Dallas, 8:20 PM   (nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line 1282
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2012-12-02 10:12:14 PM  

Bunny Deville: If people didn't have hands, it would be nearly impossible to kill someone.

Cut everyone's hands off at birth.


Dez Bryant just killed the Eagles with his feet
 
2012-12-02 10:12:18 PM  
Ready for the second half! 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-02 10:12:30 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: knbber2: Oh fark you Costa, "if they didn't have a gun, they would be alive today", bullshiat. If that asshat wanted to kill his gf, he didn't need a gun.

I dunno. Guns do make it easier to kill. With a melee weapon you typically have to think long and hard about beating someone to death while you're beating them to death.


Very much this. I should know, having killed many people in my time, I know exactly what it takes to pull that trigger or stab someone with a large knife.

Or in other words, if you have not done the deed, you have no idea what you are talking about. Handguns might make it easier. I am not a gun control nut, but I also believe that handguns need to go. Hauling a rifle or a shotgun around is fine by me but it sure is a pain to have to haul it out and threaten folks with it. A 9 mm? Hell, that fits in my pocket! Ease-of-use usually translates into used more often.
 
2012-12-02 10:12:32 PM  
It's a good thing the five Eagles around Dez Bryant couldn't find their ass with both hands, because potato.
 
2012-12-02 10:12:36 PM  
Dez has been a beast recently.
 
2012-12-02 10:12:38 PM  
Hey Di, you still embarrassed? Huh? Ashamed, even? Mortified to be associated in the slightest with this team?
 
2012-12-02 10:13:07 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: VINTAGE TONY ROMO!

/Collinsworth channeling Michael Cole


But he didn't turn the ball over, which is what vintage December Romo used to do.
 
rka
2012-12-02 10:13:08 PM  
See, I knew they should have just gone with the Obama commercial.
 
2012-12-02 10:13:10 PM  
Like breaking Aikman's TD record means anything. Romo still hasn't even made a Super Bowl.
 
2012-12-02 10:13:12 PM  
Wow, Romo is the all time leading TD passer in Cowboys history. He's certainly not the best QB in Dallas history but I can safely say he is better than Danny White.
 
2012-12-02 10:13:23 PM  

Di Atribe: Also, coming out against the glorification of guns in our culture is not the same as endorsing total gun control.


I hate to go down this road in a football thread (even though one of the teams is cowboys and the other is the national bird), but I hate how people have to have an "all or nothing" approach to everything.

Sometimes guns are good, sometimes they're bad. Sometimes abortions are good, sometimes they're bad. I think we need laws that allow people to live their lives a little bit. If your neighborhood is OK with guns, your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.
 
2012-12-02 10:13:23 PM  
Good jerb Iggles D, they're the best!
 
2012-12-02 10:13:51 PM  
That was a great play all around. If Dallas played up to their paper every week they'd be pretty scary.
 
2012-12-02 10:13:55 PM  
Hey Earguy, can we get some boobies to get this thread back on topic of the Eagles sucking?
 
2012-12-02 10:14:00 PM  
Commercial! NSFW Link

NSFW Link
 
2012-12-02 10:14:19 PM  

jaylectricity: Di Atribe: Also, coming out against the glorification of guns in our culture is not the same as endorsing total gun control.

I hate to go down this road in a football thread (even though one of the teams is cowboys and the other is the national bird), but I hate how people have to have an "all or nothing" approach to everything.

Sometimes guns are good, sometimes they're bad. Sometimes abortions are good, sometimes they're bad. I think we need laws that allow people to live their lives a little bit. If your neighborhood is OK with guns, your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.


Tiny American flags for some!
 
2012-12-02 10:14:50 PM  
So lets bury Troy Aikman now. Remember when he wrote a letter to Nancy Kerrigan asking her out and she wasn't interested?
 
2012-12-02 10:15:05 PM  
Jeez, enough with the politics in a football thread. There's a game on. Look it up, Foles!
 
2012-12-02 10:15:09 PM  
Oh hai Ms. Romo
 
2012-12-02 10:15:22 PM  
Romo's wife looks like she's had one too many cosmetic procedures.
 
2012-12-02 10:15:36 PM  
Earguy answers!
 
2012-12-02 10:15:50 PM  

Sunrazor: Olympic Trolling Judge: knbber2: Oh fark you Costa, "if they didn't have a gun, they would be alive today", bullshiat. If that asshat wanted to kill his gf, he didn't need a gun.

I dunno. Guns do make it easier to kill. With a melee weapon you typically have to think long and hard about beating someone to death while you're beating them to death.

Very much this. I should know, having killed many people in my time, I know exactly what it takes to pull that trigger or stab someone with a large knife.


www.iywib.com
 
2012-12-02 10:16:01 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Romo's wife looks like she's had one too many cosmetic procedures.


That's not Romo's wife, that was Jerry Jones in the owner's box.
 
2012-12-02 10:16:03 PM  

eddievercetti: Oh hai Ms. Romo


Such a pretty mouth you have...
 
2012-12-02 10:16:08 PM  

Sunrazor: I should know, having killed many people in my time, I know exactly what it takes to pull that trigger or stab someone with a large knife.


backing out of thread slowly...
 
2012-12-02 10:16:20 PM  

rka: See, I knew they should have just gone with the Obama commercial.


I have to agree with you on that

TheJoe03: Wow, Romo is the all time leading TD passer in Cowboys history. He's certainly not the best QB in Dallas history but I can safely say he is better than Danny White.


Staubach
Aikman
White
Romo
Merideth

/Danny at least got us to 3 NFC championship games
 
2012-12-02 10:16:30 PM  
WE ARE TIED OR WHATEVER...

www.fingernailfashion.com
 
2012-12-02 10:16:58 PM  

LucklessWonder: Tiny American flags for some!


yes!
 
2012-12-02 10:17:05 PM  
That was a nice TD and all, but can we get back to the Romo/Witten show next drive?!?!?
 
rka
2012-12-02 10:17:14 PM  

jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.


What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?
 
2012-12-02 10:17:29 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Hey Di, you still embarrassed? Huh? Ashamed, even? Mortified to be associated in the slightest with this team?


I am. That was a terrible drive. I'm building a pillow fort as we speak. I shan't show my face until the morning light, when all of this shame has been washed away!


jaylectricity: Sometimes guns are good, sometimes they're bad. Sometimes abortions are good, sometimes they're bad. I think we need laws that allow people to live their lives a little bit. If your neighborhood is OK with guns, your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.


Absolutely. I totally agree with all of this. People are just so touchy any time someone even hints at adjusting the gun laws.
 
2012-12-02 10:17:37 PM  
Celek's kidney came loose, I think.
 
2012-12-02 10:17:53 PM  

Earguy: Overall, I like Bob Costas, he seems much smarter than most sportscasters, and is certainly well-read and better prepared than many of his colleagues.

But to jump on a murder-suicide to express an editorial opinion on gun control? I cringe.


Free Republic has just jumped off the deep end with those comments ... GO BOB COSTAS!!!!

Bob Costas Eagles-Cowboys Gun Remarks
 
2012-12-02 10:17:56 PM  
Have I said lately how awesome sunrazor is? Bestest Fark user evar!!!

/please don't kill me sunrazor
 
2012-12-02 10:18:10 PM  

vermicious k'nid: Earguy answers!


Don't know why my first link farked, trying again. NSFW Link Unfetchable, you'll have to copy/paste.
http://img.funtasticus.com/2008/nov/081226christmas/christmas-girls-3 8 46.jpg
 
2012-12-02 10:18:12 PM  
Redskins best QB in passing TDs is (I think) still Slingin' Sammy
 
2012-12-02 10:18:40 PM  

rka: jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?


My issue is that people are blaming mental illness or brain damage. Dude doesn't have to be touched in the head to kill someone.
 
2012-12-02 10:18:48 PM  
God damned it, we've got everyone acting all sportsmanlike. I feel like a got dammed bicycle race is about to break out.

/throws snowball at santa claus
 
2012-12-02 10:18:50 PM  

muck4doo: /Danny at least got us to 3 NFC championship games


True.
 
2012-12-02 10:19:08 PM  

rka: jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?


The policy is that it's just as likely your daughter's boyfriend will shoot her as it is likely that your daughter will crash her car while texting and driving.
 
2012-12-02 10:19:18 PM  

Di Atribe: Olympic Trolling Judge: Hey Di, you still embarrassed? Huh? Ashamed, even? Mortified to be associated in the slightest with this team?

I am. That was a terrible drive. I'm building a pillow fort as we speak. I shan't show my face until the morning light, when all of this shame has been washed away!


jaylectricity: Sometimes guns are good, sometimes they're bad. Sometimes abortions are good, sometimes they're bad. I think we need laws that allow people to live their lives a little bit. If your neighborhood is OK with guns, your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

Absolutely. I totally agree with all of this. People are just so touchy any time someone even hints at adjusting the gun laws.


He didn't hint. He said if there were no guns, this would have never happened. Hence, the comments about his derp.
 
2012-12-02 10:19:33 PM  
God, I hate LeBron James.

Adn I know nothing about basketball.
 
2012-12-02 10:19:37 PM  
fark Lebron James
 
2012-12-02 10:19:45 PM  
These Galaxy Note 2 commercials with JeBron Lames are getting old.
 
2012-12-02 10:19:54 PM  
100% NSFW Link
 
2012-12-02 10:19:56 PM  

DubyaHater: Off to FreeRepublic for the inevitable meltdown.


Oh, how right you were ...
 
2012-12-02 10:20:00 PM  

Di Atribe: Olympic Trolling Judge: Hey Di, you still embarrassed? Huh? Ashamed, even? Mortified to be associated in the slightest with this team?

I am. That was a terrible drive. I'm building a pillow fort as we speak. I shan't show my face until the morning light, when all of this shame has been washed away!.


Some photoshop-talented farker needs to have DiFort instead of DogFort for the next NFL thread.
 
2012-12-02 10:20:05 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: rka: jaylectricity: your neighborhood probably knows enough about them to keep the kids away from them.

What happens when the kid is a 24 year old football player who has a domestic beef with his girlfriend?

What's the neighborhood watch policy on that?

My issue is that people are blaming mental illness or brain damage. Dude doesn't have to be touched in the head to kill someone.


Having killed many people in my time, I can tell you that all it takes to kill someone is pressure and time. Pressure...and time. That and a big god damn poster.
 
2012-12-02 10:20:10 PM  
Went to break, how did Dallas tie it up?
 
2012-12-02 10:20:11 PM  
That commercial makes me hate LeBron even more.

I know she's playing a hooker, but damn, Patricia Arquette is looking rough. Alexis is looking better than her.
 
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