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(MSNBC)   NBC has been riding high in the ratings this season, thanks in large part to Sunday Night Football. Well, it was nice while it lasted, NBC. For the tens of fans who still care, Philly vs Dallas, 8:20 PM   (nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line 1282
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2012-12-02 08:58:55 PM  

GypsyJoker: This game is gonna be complete dildos, isn't it?

\always wanted to say that


Clown Dildos.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:05 PM  

muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.


You DO realize you're acting like a Yankees fan in 2008 ragging on the Red Sox? Don't be that guy.

/Yankees fan
 
2012-12-02 08:59:07 PM  
Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:10 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: not in any way shape or form an eagles fan, but I love to see cowboys lose and losing at home is even better.

Plus dog killer isn't playing so I feel ok to root for them


Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:30 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: In other football news:

* Northern Illinois has trolled the BCS
* Louisiana Tech was all like "we're not sure we wanna go to your crap Independence Bowl," will be sitting at all home all dressed up with a 9-3 record


Well, at least they had that one game where they lost to that one team, who later beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa, by only two points.

/They'll always have that.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:36 PM  

bulldg4life: Lt. Cheese Weasel: bulldg4life: It's a little nipply in this thread. May want to get the NSFW pic pulled for safety reasons.

O fer chrissakes...if anyone complains about that.....

I'm not complaining and I couldn't care less...but questionable pictures can get these threads shut down or ban hammers for other girl picture posters.

I don't want anyone banned and I want to keep the pictures flowing. Part of that is following the Fark rules.


Nerd.

/Romo 1st down!
 
2012-12-02 08:59:44 PM  
BOSTON = scramble for 15 yards and a first down
 
2012-12-02 08:59:47 PM  

divgradcurl: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x449]

well that escalated quickly... please proceed.

www.alleewillis.com

/fap?

 
2012-12-02 08:59:51 PM  

muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

My team has been in the playoffs more than the Cowboys in the last 20 years. That's how sad the Cowboys are now...

But hey, I still remember the glory years of the A's. It's good to hang on to the past ;-)

The hilarious thing is in 20 years your pathetic team still cant catch up to the cowboys in the trophy case.


Is it hard to walk, with that gigantic chip on your shoulder?
 
2012-12-02 08:59:54 PM  
Dammit Romo
 
2012-12-02 09:00:08 PM  
*points at iggles d and laughs*
 
2012-12-02 09:00:13 PM  
When he says "with Murray the Cowboys have a different rushing attack", does he actually mean "with Murray the Cowboys have a running attack"?
 
2012-12-02 09:00:32 PM  
7-0 Philadelphia, 15:00 2nd
 
2012-12-02 09:00:41 PM  

The Bestest: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

You DO realize you're acting like a Yankees fan in 2008 ragging on the Red Sox? Don't be that guy.

/Yankees fan


I didn't start it. I'm responding. fark em and their fewer trophies.
 
2012-12-02 09:01:14 PM  

The Bestest: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

You DO realize you're acting like a Yankees fan in 2008 ragging on the Red Sox? Don't be that guy.

/Yankees fan


It's not his fault. Jerry Jones gave him PTSD. Thank him for his service, and make no movements which are likely to startle.
 
2012-12-02 09:01:27 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.


I can't hate on the Georgia WR though. His entire life, he's been taught to catch the football when it is thrown to him. Now, at the 5 yard line, he's supposed to not follow his instincts?

Tough way to lose a shot at the national championship though...
 
2012-12-02 09:01:31 PM  

VTGremlin: When he says "with Murray the Cowboys have a different rushing attack", does he actually mean "with Murray the Cowboys have a running attack"?


YES precisely
 
2012-12-02 09:01:32 PM  
If it was Eli in these commercials Papa John would stand up to him. "No asshole, I'm bigger than you, and we're giving away ONE million pizzas."
 
2012-12-02 09:01:35 PM  

muck4doo: Beasley!


You made me think back to my least favorite TV football announcer, Beasley Reece. Goddamn he was awful.
And it seemed like he did every game I watched.
 
2012-12-02 09:02:15 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: mediablitz: muck4doo: The farking hilarious thing is they still have more lombardies than your team does.

My team has been in the playoffs more than the Cowboys in the last 20 years. That's how sad the Cowboys are now...

But hey, I still remember the glory years of the A's. It's good to hang on to the past ;-)

The hilarious thing is in 20 years your pathetic team still cant catch up to the cowboys in the trophy case.

Is it hard to walk, with that gigantic chip on your shoulder?


Those trophies tend to be heavy on us cowboys fans. You iggles fans have it easy.
 
2012-12-02 09:02:29 PM  
Commercial. Hot Christmas pictures. Got it. Link
 
2012-12-02 09:02:33 PM  
Alright, that's frickin' sweet.
 
2012-12-02 09:02:50 PM  
Someone's cutting the moon in half!
 
2012-12-02 09:02:52 PM  

GypsyJoker: This game is gonna be complete dildos, isn't it?

\always wanted to say that


Chindo is the new dildo.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-02 09:02:56 PM  

muck4doo: I didn't start it. I'm responding. fark em and their fewer trophies.


LOL. Cowboys fans are the EASIEST to spin. For all that "success", you guys sure are insecure...
 
2012-12-02 09:02:57 PM  
I see a Bad Moon Rising!
 
2012-12-02 09:03:15 PM  
Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.
 
2012-12-02 09:03:32 PM  
O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin
 
2012-12-02 09:03:46 PM  

Earguy: divgradcurl: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x449]

well that escalated quickly... please proceed.

[www.alleewillis.com image 550x380]

/fap?


Looks more like Elizabeth Montgomery.
 
2012-12-02 09:03:50 PM  
Eagles defensive line tackles itself. Flags for all. No TD.
 
2012-12-02 09:03:56 PM  
Rogue shower?
That was a worthy GIS.

NSFW
 
2012-12-02 09:03:57 PM  
Doug Free is like Lattimer off steroids.
 
2012-12-02 09:04:03 PM  

you are a puppet: If it was Eli in these commercials Papa John would stand up to him. "No asshole, I'm bigger than you, and we're giving away ONE million pizzas."


I'd consider buying a pizza if it was Eli and then he went, "You know what, f*ckface? You just spoiled it for everyone. NO free pizzas."

/nah, I wouldn't, Papa John's sucks
 
2012-12-02 09:04:09 PM  

mediablitz: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.

I can't hate on the Georgia WR though. His entire life, he's been taught to catch the football when it is thrown to him. Now, at the 5 yard line, he's supposed to not follow his instincts?

Tough way to lose a shot at the national championship though...


Yeah, I can't really be mad at the wr. The ball wasn't going to him and, given the situation, he isn't going to think fast enough to knock it down or something.

The real blame lies with Bobo and Murray for not spiking the ball.

Spiking the ball should be automatic and done without thought.
 
2012-12-02 09:04:31 PM  

muck4doo: You iggles fans have it easy.


Eagles fan? Where the fark did you get THAT idea?

LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...
 
2012-12-02 09:04:35 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: I didn't start it. I'm responding. fark em and their fewer trophies.

LOL. Cowboys fans are the EASIEST to spin. For all that "success", you guys sure are insecure...


We are secure in the fact that at least we aren't iggles fans.
 
2012-12-02 09:04:53 PM  

RminusQ: Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.


It's really rare! Except for the past 3 or 4 weeks, which is weird.
 
2012-12-02 09:05:32 PM  
The Cowboys are looking to get themselves in field goal range.
 
2012-12-02 09:05:54 PM  

mediablitz: muck4doo: You iggles fans have it easy.

Eagles fan? Where the fark did you get THAT idea?

LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...


Okay mr. "my team is a secret" guy.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:01 PM  

muck4doo: O-tree needs to be fired too. He would be a good redskin


We have too many medeocre overpaid receivers. You can keep him.

/Redskins will not have te cap room anyway after they overpay for Welker.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:22 PM  

mediablitz: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Murray with a neat little one-handed catch... for a loss. Reminds me of that Georgia guy yesterday.

I can't hate on the Georgia WR though. His entire life, he's been taught to catch the football when it is thrown to him. Now, at the 5 yard line, he's supposed to not follow his instincts?

Tough way to lose a shot at the national championship though...


Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on him. I understand why it happened - I played TE on occasion back in high school (usually OT) and I'd try to catch any ball that came my way.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:26 PM  

Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.


you did enough to respond.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:26 PM  

mediablitz: LMMFAO. It's been a long time since I even gave a shiat about your division. I forget just how touchy Cowboy fans are now...


Yes, we're all insecure & touchy. Is that what you wanted to hear? There, now you have the high ground and can feel smug about it all. Now STFU and watch the game.
 
2012-12-02 09:06:32 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Earguy: divgradcurl: Primitive Screwhead: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Marcus Aurelius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: divgradcurl: eh, anne margaret, nevermind the derp

[imageshack.us image 400x500]

Wut?

I see your Anne Margaret and raise you a Jill St. Jogn.

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 450x645]

I call your Jil St John and raise you again with a Liz:

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x449]

well that escalated quickly... please proceed.

[www.alleewillis.com image 550x380]

/fap?

Looks more like Elizabeth Montgomery.


Oh, they did that too.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Link
 
2012-12-02 09:07:45 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Di Atribe: Thanks for sharing. Nobody cares.

you did enough to respond.


I just never understood the point in declaring your hatred for a team unless they're a division rival.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:03 PM  
Hey, kids, I'm finally back. How did the Steelers game turn out?

Watching this game is really weird. #2 is at Disney with his kids... there's an Eagles game on, yet no one is screaming at the television.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:09 PM  

Di Atribe: RminusQ: Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.

It's really rare! Except for the past 3 or 4 weeks, which is weird.


But he said it like five times already.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:09 PM  

Di Atribe: RminusQ: Jesus Christ, I was really considering adding "the roof is open" to the proposed drinking game.

It's really rare! Except for the past 3 or 4 weeks, which is weird.


"a warm december and it's easy to believe,
maybe next year will be better than the laaaast."

/so sorry
 
2012-12-02 09:08:24 PM  
Romosaurus might be hurt here.
 
2012-12-02 09:08:50 PM  

Bunny Deville: Hey, kids, I'm finally back. How did the Steelers game turn out?


Ben Who?
 
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