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(KITV Honolulu)   ♫ He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you steal your neighbor's Christmas lights, dumbass, so be good for goodness sake. ♫   (kitv.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-02 07:32:56 PM
Ok this is one good headline
 
2012-12-02 09:24:13 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
forward.com
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2012-12-02 09:52:50 PM
"Several Warrants"/

Guessing this wasn't a prank.
 
2012-12-02 09:56:11 PM
Guess he wasn't
*puts on snow goggles*
The brightest bulb on the string.
 
2012-12-02 10:03:43 PM
Theft is not accidental.
 
2012-12-02 10:10:04 PM

Dubai Vol: Theft is not accidental.


Agreed, but there is a difference between a few kids stealing lawn ornaments and setting them up in front of town hall and some meth-head straight robbing you.
 
2012-12-02 10:11:17 PM
Now that's the Christmas spirit I expected this year!rewardslink.info
 
2012-12-02 10:20:28 PM
So those are what Christmas lights look like.
Thanks for publishing the informative picture.
 
2012-12-02 10:21:16 PM
HOTY candidate?
 
2012-12-02 10:23:31 PM

prince of peas: So those are what Christmas lights look like.
Thanks for publishing the informative picture.


Sweet jesus, there's being lazy, and then there's this fool.

Any Farker over in Hawaii, find that "journalist" and toss them in the Pacific for me.
 
2012-12-02 10:35:54 PM
My God, you're right.
Santa Claus is the ultimate stalker.
 
2012-12-02 10:36:45 PM
The suspect was detained on Tantalus Drive
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-02 11:07:43 PM
The 'dumbass' addition was great :P
 
2012-12-02 11:23:01 PM
Last year someone stole a 25' inflatable snowman from a family in my town. It was never recovered :(
 
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2012-12-02 11:46:46 PM
They still make Christmas lights like those?
 
2012-12-02 11:52:45 PM
there's a house in my town, their holiday decoration is 4 or 5 humongous colored Christmas bulbs lining one side of their walkway, lit at night. very cool as they are so unique.
 
2012-12-03 12:16:28 AM
Who cares?

So what if there is one less lawn that Walmart threw up on?
 
2012-12-03 12:19:56 AM

Hector Remarkable: The suspect was detained on Tantalus Drive
[i.imgur.com image 292x240]


+1 and a Simon Van Gelder.
 
2012-12-03 02:01:08 AM
Takes a whole lotta lights to spell out "Mele Kalikimaka and Hauola Makahiki Hou"

Leon Redbone with some mood music
 
2012-12-03 08:52:31 AM
When I was a teenager, my friend and I would sneak out of the house in the middle of the night each December, and snip Christmas lights all of the neighborhood with a pair of bolt cutters.

We thought it was pretty funny at the time, but now I just feel bad about it.

Dozens and dozens of home Christmas displays totally ruined by us.
 
2012-12-03 07:39:47 PM
Is this subby?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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