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(The Sun)   Cute 29-year-old woman loses 112 pounds on the 'eBay diet', is now smoking hot (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 122
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2012-12-02 05:28:50 PM  
thats one rough looking 29 right there subby.. i'd believe MAYBE 39.
 
2012-12-02 05:33:31 PM  
Looked better before. Those disco titties look like fun.
 
2012-12-02 05:35:08 PM  

El Pachuco: Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.


It's also a great way to gain it all back if you are not careful and don't adjust your way of living -- eating, exercising, etc. -- to that of a thin person. I lost 100 lbs. over 3.5 years and it gave me plenty of time to make the necessary adjustments. Now, it's just a matter of being careful and keeping it off.

Either way, good on her. Let's hope she sticks with it.

And I gave all my fat guy clothes to the thrift shop because I couldn't get rid of them quickly enough. Except the size 48 pants. Those I kept as a way to remind myself of how far I've come -- and to never go back.

/had slice of bbq chicken pizza for breakfast
//but ran 5k first :)
 
2012-12-02 05:38:47 PM  
Still dresses like a fat chick, though.
 
2012-12-02 05:39:57 PM  

VegetableManWhereAreYou: Not "fist of an angry god" material but definitely hittable...

Given how much weight she dropped, the knees don't look dangerously sharp.


My sentiments exactly. Big ladies can never seem to loose the all the evidence of being enormous at one time.
 
2012-12-02 05:41:50 PM  
OK, 29 is a very generous assessment, but she's not the 57 that I expected.
 
2012-12-02 05:45:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.


She was kinda cute for a chubby gal.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-02 05:47:38 PM  
I was expecting a hosebeast. Leaving pleasantly surprised.

I wouldn't kick her out of my bed for eating crackers or anything.
 
2012-12-02 05:47:41 PM  

camaroash: She looks old because of the toll taken on her body by being obese for so long. It takes years for that to resolve itself once you've hit physical maturity while it happens concurrently when you're still maturing in your late teens to earliest twenties.

For impatient women, the best way to kickstart the repair process is pregnancy. And she won't have any problems in that department now.


I dont buy that, i lost close to 200lbs and i looks 15 years younger than i did 10 years ago. but im also a dude
 
2012-12-02 05:52:07 PM  
I ain't gonna lie, I'd hit the before.
 
2012-12-02 05:55:36 PM  
I'm gonna call fake on this one, there is no way she is British her teeth are WAY too good.
 
2012-12-02 05:56:31 PM  
Her chin is so sharp you could open a can of soup with it.
 
2012-12-02 05:56:54 PM  

cig-mkr: I would empty my testicles, vas deferens and prostate gland with her.


So, you would pee in her butt?
 
2012-12-02 05:58:42 PM  

gittlebass: wow, thats the hardest 29 ive seen in a while


Ebay, cigarettes and cocaine diet?
 
2012-12-02 05:58:54 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: "There were many times I could have reached for the biscuit tin or given in to cravings but by selling my old clothes I knew I'd have nothing to wear if I put the weight on again, so it was a huge motivation to carry on."
[i2.listal.com image 450x347]


Hah that is the same reason I have to keep weight off. My favorite jeans wouldn't fit so well and I HATE jean shopping.

Also she desperately needs bangs. And trade the black eye liner for lipstick.
 
2012-12-02 05:58:59 PM  
Nice stems and rack, but the badonkadonk looks chunky. (NTTAWWT, if that's what you're into.) No way that's 29 either; more like 40.

I wouldn't pursue, but wouldn't throw her out of bed either

/cuz that'd just be rude
//and I'm kinda desperate
 
2012-12-02 05:59:35 PM  

safeinsane: El Pachuco: Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.

It's also a great way to gain it all back if you are not careful and don't adjust your way of living -- eating, exercising, etc. -- to that of a thin person. I lost 100 lbs. over 3.5 years and it gave me plenty of time to make the necessary adjustments. Now, it's just a matter of being careful and keeping it off.

Either way, good on her. Let's hope she sticks with it.

And I gave all my fat guy clothes to the thrift shop because I couldn't get rid of them quickly enough. Except the size 48 pants. Those I kept as a way to remind myself of how far I've come -- and to never go back.

/had slice of bbq chicken pizza for breakfast
//but ran 5k first :)


send those to me, i'm a 42 and workin onward and upward
 
2012-12-02 05:59:53 PM  
I would stil empty my balls on her ass crack.

/twice
 
2012-12-02 06:00:10 PM  

lordargent: El Pachuco: Losing 112 lbs in 12 months is almost unbelievable (except perhaps if you start at like 500lbs). Not a lot of details in the article on how that worked.

From the article, she started at 259

"Having shrunk from 18st 7lb to 10st 7lb"

112 in 12 months is 2.15 pounds (a 7,538 calorie deficit) per week, so she would have to have a ~1,077 calorie deficit per day.

Which is doable if you exercise and don't eat much (doable, not necessarily healthy). The overall math works out, but just throws out a yellow flag.

// and that original pic looks like over 259, but it's hard to tell without knowing her height as well.


An hour a day of hardass bike training (the kind where you need two tower fans to cool you down and not those pissy little fans you see built into treadmills) plus 500kcal less of intake per day would do it.
 
2012-12-02 06:01:17 PM  
Whar a British "10" might look like:

celestonews.com

c420561.r61.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2012-12-02 06:02:26 PM  
The kicker here, though, is that when you lose that much weight that quickly, you tend to have excess skin hanging all over you afterward. So there's that. Still, bully for her.
 
2012-12-02 06:06:12 PM  

NakedReporta: The kicker here, though, is that when you lose that much weight that quickly, you tend to have excess skin hanging all over you afterward. So there's that. Still, bully for her.


4.bp.blogspot.com

you could literally take a pair of scissors and cut the guys one nipple off
 
2012-12-02 06:08:11 PM  

proton: Whar a British "10" might look like:

[celestonews.com image 680x547]

[c420561.r61.cf1.rackcdn.com image 445x600]


IF she has a .......... (hopefully)
 
2012-12-02 06:10:39 PM  

Clutch2013: OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.

Yep.

Would hit before and after.


Damn straight! I'd Fark her every which way but loose.
 
2012-12-02 06:11:21 PM  
I, like a few other posters, found her to be quite pleasing to look at when she was bigger. Her face looked radiant and pretty. Also nice boobs. They didn't have a good enough closeup of her face for after for me to see on my phone, but losing weight rapidly, no matter how it's done can age your face rapidly. Fat smoothes out the wrinkles dontcha know?
 
2012-12-02 06:13:53 PM  
i guess i don't feel that bad losing weight at 1 lb a week.
2 lbs might have been too much
 
2012-12-02 06:20:50 PM  
I'm pretty sure lots of farkers wouldn't kick her out of bed from eating crackers.
 
2012-12-02 06:21:38 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i guess i don't feel that bad losing weight at 1 lb a week.
2 lbs might have been too much


African or European lbs?
 
2012-12-02 06:26:45 PM  
camaroash : An hour a day of hardass bike training

Yeah, I can burn 1,200 calories in one run (but that's overdoing it and I'm sore for two days after).

Somehow, I don't see this

img.thesun.co.uk

being able to do hardass bike training at the outset.

// after the above mentioned run, I came back and ate about 1000 calories in one meal. I'm running for cardio reasons, not weight loss reasons, so I tend to replace most, if not all, of the calories I burned during a run.
 
2012-12-02 06:30:10 PM  
Shame she lost those fine boobs
 
2012-12-02 06:34:18 PM  

proton: Whar a British "10" might look like:

[celestonews.com image 680x547]

[c420561.r61.cf1.rackcdn.com image 445x600]


BRITISH TEN
WHAR OBAMA
WHE
 
2012-12-02 06:50:37 PM  
Big deal..... I lost 136 lbs in 3 days on the divorce diet.

/she didn't contest
//her boyfriend wouldn't let her
///slut
 
2012-12-02 06:51:27 PM  
You know, I would have hit it when she was heavy. Really a very nice face.
 
2012-12-02 07:01:56 PM  

uncleacid: I'm not impressed


Yay! A winner is you!

Please only take one internets out of the box-every day is a new winner!
 
2012-12-02 07:05:32 PM  

Onkel Buck: Bet she thinks she is too good to go down on you now.


*snert*
Why are you not in my fave list yet?
Get thine arse in there.

You get cyan2, breakfast of champions.
 
2012-12-02 07:11:19 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Looked better before. Those disco titties look like fun.


Augh! You all are killing me!

Bringing teh funny. I'm in a lolmood, I guess.

/disco titties. I can hear Morgan Freeman in my head...
 
2012-12-02 07:13:29 PM  
7/10
 
2012-12-02 07:19:02 PM  

Nick Nostril: cig-mkr: I would empty my testicles, vas deferens and prostate gland with her.

So, you would pee in her butt?


What the hell, why not!
 
2012-12-02 07:21:32 PM  
that looks a LOT like my ex, both before and after.

/yes, she is a Brit
//yes, I traded up
 
2012-12-02 07:31:52 PM  
Damn! It's a visual Rick-Roll!
 
2012-12-02 07:33:31 PM  
Yuck...
 
2012-12-02 07:40:22 PM  
She looked alot better before losing all that weight, to scrawny now.
 
2012-12-02 07:47:59 PM  
I think she was sexier before the weight loss. She is still pretty attractive, but before she lost weight she was much more so to me.
 
2012-12-02 07:54:58 PM  
If that is smoking hot subby has really low standards. Like, in the sewer low standards.
 
2012-12-02 08:14:43 PM  

silverjets: If that is smoking hot subby has really low means by British standards. Like, in the sewer low standards.

 

Fixed that for you
 
2012-12-02 08:35:06 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

Do a little Facebook profile pic work on her, and she's getting friend requests.
 
2012-12-02 08:38:17 PM  

Clutch2013: OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.

Yep.

Would hit before and after.



4.bp.blogspot.com 

Your health insurance should cover a thorough check.
 
2012-12-02 08:40:36 PM  

bacongood: You know what is more inspiring than losing 112 lbs?

Not getting fat in the first place.


Genetics do play a part. Mom was 200 at 12 years old. When she hit 22 she dropped to 120. Been there ever since.

Me? 325 and 6'4" at 15. Now? 175 and 6'4".

Genetics, man, they do WEIRD shiat.
 
2012-12-02 08:58:23 PM  

spidermilk: Fark Rye For Many Whores: "There were many times I could have reached for the biscuit tin or given in to cravings but by selling my old clothes I knew I'd have nothing to wear if I put the weight on again, so it was a huge motivation to carry on."
[i2.listal.com image 450x347]

Hah that is the same reason I have to keep weight off. My favorite jeans wouldn't fit so well and I HATE jean shopping.

Also she desperately needs bangs. And trade the black eye liner for lipstick.


i.imgur.com

Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
 
2012-12-02 09:02:30 PM  

Mad Mark: OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I'll say it.

She's cute before AND after.

She was kinda cute for a chubby gal.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 577x217]


I believe I have located a photo of OtherLittleGuy:

weknowawesome.com
 
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