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(Daily Mail)   Fergie, Kurt Russell, and that Sugar Ray guy star at grand opening of new "upscale" Walgreens in Hollywood that includes sushi bar, artisan cheeses and meats, and brow-shaping bar   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 58
    More: Obvious, Kurt Russell, Walgreens, Hollywood, Tim Gunn, artisan cheese, Peter Sarsgaard, hair growth, cough medicines  
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2012-12-02 03:12:10 PM
Kurt Russell

"Game over man! Game over!"
 
2012-12-02 03:46:16 PM
If you check his driver's license, it even says "That Sugar Ray Guy."
 
2012-12-02 04:05:46 PM
The scissor hand gang still has members I see... *smh*

And.. Did they just get paid to take photos in front of a wall? How does one attend a drug store opening?
 
2012-12-02 04:43:25 PM
Isn't there a CVS right across the street?
 
2012-12-02 04:43:51 PM
Jesus Christ, a "brow-shaping bar". Here's a hint, if it doesn't serve bourbon, its not a bar.
 
2012-12-02 04:45:08 PM
I can't make heads or tails of this. Upscale Walgreens?
 
2012-12-02 04:47:46 PM
Did Fergie stand in front of the Depends to have her picture taken peeing her pants?
 
2012-12-02 04:48:34 PM

NateAsbestos: I can't make heads or tails of this. Upscale Walgreens?


The help has all their teeth and no tattoos.
 
2012-12-02 04:55:23 PM
I always thought of Fergie as that chick with a smoking body who had her face smooshed against a plate glass window
 
2012-12-02 04:55:34 PM
But I bet it still smells like mothballs.
 
2012-12-02 04:55:46 PM

NateAsbestos: I can't make heads or tails of this. Upscale Walgreens?


There are two massive "upscale" Duane Reades near my office. I expect they're going after the same thing.
One even has a farking escalator in it.
 
2012-12-02 05:01:16 PM

NewportBarGuy: Isn't there a CVS right across the street?


Most likely, yes. If it were here around us it'd have two Rite Aids bookending it too.
 
2012-12-02 05:03:30 PM
Walgreens is the "home team" here in Chicagoland and a client of mine, so GO WALGREEN'S!

That is not important right now.

www.thegossipbee.com
 
2012-12-02 05:10:47 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: NateAsbestos: I can't make heads or tails of this. Upscale Walgreens?

There are two massive "upscale" Duane Reades near my office. I expect they're going after the same thing.
One even has a farking escalator in it.


Must be from Manhattan
*checks profile*
Close enough
 
2012-12-02 05:16:24 PM
When did Kurt Russell start morphing into George Lucas?
 
2012-12-02 05:21:24 PM

KellyKellyKelly: When did Kurt Russell start morphing into George Lucas?


My exact thought as well.

/GET OUT OF MY HEAD
 
2012-12-02 05:30:04 PM
Wearing black was a good choice, pee stains are much less visible.
 
2012-12-02 05:33:29 PM
Yeah, when I think of asian cuisine built around freshness, I think, Yup, Walgreens.
 
2012-12-02 05:45:32 PM

redmid17: KellyKellyKelly: When did Kurt Russell start morphing into George Lucas?

My exact thought as well.

/GET OUT OF MY HEAD


But there's comfy chairs in here!

/kicks up feet
 
2012-12-02 05:51:35 PM

Mugato: Kurt Russell

"Game over man! Game over!"


no no you are thinking of Sara Paxton in "Barnyard Bonanza" where she said " this is the car you came in?"

pffft
 
2012-12-02 05:54:44 PM
Fergie would go to an exhumation if it was a photo op that somehow reinforced her "relevance".
she has to be the ugliest tranny EVAR.
 
2012-12-02 06:03:23 PM
So this is how careers end.
 
2012-12-02 06:05:45 PM

KellyKellyKelly: redmid17: KellyKellyKelly: When did Kurt Russell start morphing into George Lucas?

My exact thought as well.

/GET OUT OF MY HEAD

But there's comfy chairs in here!

/kicks up feet


Make sure you bring beer and toilet paper then. That's all I ask.
 
2012-12-02 06:06:01 PM
Where I'm from - NW Chicago burbs - there's more Walgreens than there are McDonalds. Makes me love the chain even more.

And even if the guest list for for that H'wood opening is so B-minus, it's still impressive how they recycled a Borders. Got no use for a brow-shaping bar, either, but the food looks healthy.
 
2012-12-02 06:08:52 PM
I heart Fergie

lh5.googleusercontent.com

/ She should call me
// What with me defending her on Fark and all that
 
2012-12-02 06:11:01 PM
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I don't get what these three people have in common.
 
2012-12-02 06:16:18 PM

jaytkay: I heart Fergie

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/ She should call me
// What with me defending her on Fark and all that


If I were going to have sex with a meth addict, it would be Fergie
 
2012-12-02 06:18:08 PM

Gunderson: I always thought of Fergie as that chick with a smoking body who had her face smooshed against a plate glass window


I would love to bang the shiat out of Fergie.

/would even lick her ass
 
2012-12-02 06:20:09 PM

NewportBarGuy: Isn't there a CVS right across the street?


Yeah, but they only had Sugarland, Dustin Diamond and Vanilla Ice for their opening.
 
2012-12-02 06:25:56 PM
images.sugarscape.com 
images.sugarscape.com
 
2012-12-02 06:46:03 PM
These same people probably trashed Romney for being upscale, yet there they are going to a freaking Walgreens for sushi, cheese and brow-shaping. Hypocritical idiots.
 
2012-12-02 06:51:15 PM
Mark McGrath still scores a 10/10 on the punchable face meter
 
2012-12-02 06:51:17 PM

glassa: These same people probably trashed Romney for being upscale, yet there they are going to a freaking Walgreens for sushi, cheese and brow-shaping. Hypocritical idiots.


Cuz $1Milllion for horse dancing lessons is exactly like $3 for Walgreens sushi.
 
2012-12-02 06:52:00 PM
Do my brows need shaping? Is this a need that I have been neglecting?
 
2012-12-02 06:52:09 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-02 06:53:21 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Do my brows need shaping? Is this a need that I have been neglecting?


I dunno. Post photos of yourself. That always ends up well on Fark.
 
2012-12-02 06:56:19 PM

jaytkay: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Do my brows need shaping? Is this a need that I have been neglecting?

I dunno. Post photos of yourself. That always ends up well on Fark.


As a qualified Photoshop Engineer I can agree with this assessment.

Speaking of which, someone should have Photoshop that Fergi binki picture jaytkay posted.. Her tampon is showing
 
2012-12-02 06:57:04 PM

styckx: jaytkay: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Do my brows need shaping? Is this a need that I have been neglecting?

I dunno. Post photos of yourself. That always ends up well on Fark.

As a qualified Photoshop Engineer I can agree with this assessment.

Speaking of which, someone should have Photoshop that Fergi binki picture jaytkay posted.. Her tampon is showing


Pad* ...
 
2012-12-02 07:06:13 PM
backseatcuddler.com
 
2012-12-02 07:23:15 PM

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I don't get what these three people have in common.


They have never been in my kitchen.
 
2012-12-02 07:28:58 PM
Wow, Snake Plisken, RJ McReady, Jack Burton, and Stuntman Mike, all at one Walgreen's opening?
 
2012-12-02 07:37:26 PM

styckx: Mark McGrath still scores a 10/10 on the punchable face meter


The Germans actually have a word for that, "backpfeifengesicht".
 
2012-12-02 07:39:51 PM
She recently released a new fragrance and Wet 'n Wild nail polish line.

www.vincent556.zoomshare.com
 
2012-12-02 07:42:21 PM

NewportBarGuy: Isn't there a CVS right across the street?


No
 
2012-12-02 07:47:42 PM

MrVeach: NewportBarGuy: Isn't there a CVS right across the street?

No


Thank you!
 
2012-12-02 07:47:55 PM
Fergie looks like Kirstie Alley in that article.
 
2012-12-02 08:19:13 PM
My Walgreens has beer for $2.99/six-pack. That's real America and that's what Walgeens is all about.
 
2012-12-02 08:20:55 PM

Haliburton Cummings: Fergie would go to an exhumation if it was a photo op that somehow reinforced her "relevance".
she has to be the ugliest tranny EVAR.


And she and totally rock a leather jacket, dude. I mean, like totally.
 
2012-12-02 10:08:26 PM

KellyKellyKelly: When did Kurt Russell start morphing into George Lucas?


WTF, man? I was hoping we could squeeze at least one more John Carpenter movie out of him

I shall watch Big Trouble in Little China to remember the good times
 
2012-12-02 10:26:48 PM
All my Walgreens has is overpriced beer, cheap Xmas crap and tweekers. Not necessarily in that order.
 
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