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(AL.com)   Gunmen attack armed convoy leading to firefight along highway. Not Afghanistan, just another drive home for the mayor of Birmingham   (blog.al.com) divider line 97
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2012-12-02 12:30:36 PM
Birmingham, I really hope this isn't what it looks like.
 
2012-12-02 01:06:23 PM

Makh: Birmingham, I really hope this isn't what it looks like.


What does it look like?
 
2012-12-02 01:24:19 PM

Methadone Girls: Makh: Birmingham, I really hope this isn't what it looks like.

What does it look like?


Like Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.
 
2012-12-02 01:50:30 PM
Mayor of The 'Ham will bust a cap in yo' azz.

/take that, Detroit.
 
2012-12-02 01:51:01 PM

Methadone Girls: Makh: Birmingham, I really hope this isn't what it looks like.

What does it look like?


It looks like a medium-sized American city.

But that's not important right now.
 
2012-12-02 01:52:31 PM
All you had to do was follow the damn mayor, CJ!
 
2012-12-02 01:52:31 PM

FloydA: ike Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.


Isn't it chcken fried steaK? And what the hell is chicken fried steak? Is that chicken or steak?
 
2012-12-02 01:52:43 PM

Methadone Girls: Makh: Birmingham, I really hope this isn't what it looks like.

What does it look like?


Alabama is the new Mexico?
 
2012-12-02 01:54:17 PM

jaytkay: FloydA: ike Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.

Isn't it chcken fried steaK? And what the hell is chicken fried steak? Is that chicken or steak?


Cube-steak fried like chicken. It's glorious with white gravy.
joshuatrent.com
 
2012-12-02 01:56:50 PM

jaytkay: FloydA: ike Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.

Isn't it chcken fried steaK? And what the hell is chicken fried steak? Is that chicken or steak?


It's delicious.
 
2012-12-02 01:57:09 PM
FTA: Hargrove didn't know until today that it was the mayor and his security detail involved in the shoot-out.

In other news, the mayor of a small town has a security detail. In other other news, this shootout proves he actually needs one!
 
2012-12-02 01:57:21 PM

How is that gun control going for ya, England? You get what you pay for


/Kidding. I know this is Alabama

 
2012-12-02 01:57:39 PM
"This is what happens when you run from the law and then start shooting at them."

/running is not a just provocation for shooting 
//felt obliged to mention that
 
2012-12-02 01:58:03 PM
I'm with many of the commenters on the site. What the hell is going on that they can't write a better story than that? And the cops and mayor's office won't release any more info? That's BS. They are obligated to release all the relavant info they gather about the incident.

Was it an attack on the mayor? Probably not but they sure as shiat need to say so.

But of course at the end of the day I don't really care since I don't know the mayor of Birmingham.
 
2012-12-02 01:58:09 PM

cman: How is that gun control going for ya, England? You get what you pay for


/Kidding. I know this is Alabama


God damn it, wow did my HTML fail on that. The slashie line should have been white. WTF Fark? :-(
 
2012-12-02 01:59:09 PM
Now did they all do what they do?
 
2012-12-02 02:00:47 PM

whither_apophis: Now did they all do what they do?


Now did they all do what they could do?

ftfm
 
2012-12-02 02:05:45 PM

jmr61: I'm with many of the commenters on the site. What the hell is going on that they can't write a better story than that? And the cops and mayor's office won't release any more info? That's BS. They are obligated to release all the relavant info they gather about the incident.

Was it an attack on the mayor? Probably not but they sure as shiat need to say so.

But of course at the end of the day I don't really care since I don't know the mayor of Birmingham.


The coverup begins....

This is Mayor William Bell's Ben Gazzara.
 
2012-12-02 02:06:21 PM
In Texas it could be Chicken-fried Bacon.
Google is your friend.
 
2012-12-02 02:06:33 PM

robohobo: jaytkay: FloydA: ike Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.

Isn't it chcken fried steaK? And what the hell is chicken fried steak? Is that chicken or steak?

Cube-steak fried like chicken. It's glorious with white gravy.
[joshuatrent.com image 400x268]


Oh my god that looks delicious.
 
2012-12-02 02:06:54 PM
I wonder what the mayor did to make someone want to come at him that way.
 
2012-12-02 02:07:03 PM

FloydA: Methadone Girls: Makh: Birmingham, I really hope this isn't what it looks like.

What does it look like?

Like Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.


That's not fair...Pittsburgh is on the upswing now. 

Now if you mean 1980's-1990's era Pittsburgh, then you have something.
 
2012-12-02 02:07:24 PM
FTFA:

Hargrove, a husband and father to three small children, had just left work at Princeton Baptist Medical Center.

The dude married all three of his kids? Is polygamy legal in Alabama?
 
2012-12-02 02:10:25 PM
I'm guessing: black peoples' problems.
 
2012-12-02 02:12:18 PM
I was always lead to believe that in Birmingham, they love the Governor.
 
2012-12-02 02:17:07 PM

jaytkay: FloydA: ike Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.

Isn't it chcken fried steaK?


Not in Alabama. They're similar dishes, but not the same. Both derive from wienerschnitzel.

Chicken fried steak is mainly a Texas/Oklahoma/Arkansas dish. It's cube steak that's been tenderized, coated, and deep fried and crispy, like a chicken, served with peppery white gravy on the side.

Country fried steak is tenderized cube steak that has been coated, and usually pan fried, sauteing it in brown gravy for the last few minutes. It's less crispy, and served smothered in gravy. It's more popular in the southeast.

Both are excellent, you can actually feel your arteries clogging while you eat.
 
2012-12-02 02:17:43 PM

Arumat: I was always lead to believe that in Birmingham, they love the Governor.


Boo! Boo! Boo!
 
2012-12-02 02:17:53 PM

Mercutio74: FTFA:

Hargrove, a husband and father to three small children, had just left work at Princeton Baptist Medical Center.

The dude married all three of his kids? Is polygamy legal in Alabama?


he he he
 
2012-12-02 02:22:43 PM

FloydA: Chicken fried steak is mainly a Texas/Oklahoma/Arkansas dish. It's cube steak that's been tenderized, coated, and deep fried and crispy, like a chicken, served with peppery white gravy on the side.

Country fried steak is tenderized cube steak that has been coated, and usually pan fried, sauteing it in brown gravy for the last few minutes. It's less crispy, and served smothered in gravy. It's more popular in the southeast.


That does sound really good.

I eat a nearly-vegetarian diet, and mostly cook at home. But when I go out my rule is order something I would not make at home.
 
2012-12-02 02:23:23 PM
 
GBB
2012-12-02 02:24:01 PM

jmr61: I'm with many of the commenters on the site. What the hell is going on that they can't write a better story than that? And the cops and mayor's office won't release any more info? That's BS. They are obligated to release all the relavant info they gather about the incident.

Was it an attack on the mayor? Probably not but they sure as shiat need to say so.

But of course at the end of the day I don't really care since I don't know the mayor of Birmingham.


Um, because they don't want to come out and say that the attack was in response to some anti-redneck movie on YouTube when in actuality it was a planned attack.
 
2012-12-02 02:25:52 PM

SilentStrider: robohobo: jaytkay: FloydA: ike Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.

Isn't it chcken fried steaK? And what the hell is chicken fried steak? Is that chicken or steak?

Cube-steak fried like chicken. It's glorious with white gravy.
[joshuatrent.com image 400x268]

Oh my god that looks delicious.


You can get it in Pittsburgh at Bob Evans, and it's called "country fried steak" there.
Primanti's is over-rated. Good, but over-rated. Go to any deli and order a sandwich with fries and slaw on the side, then put the fries and slaw on your sandwich and you have a Primanti.
 
2012-12-02 02:27:59 PM
I know nothing about the attack itself, but that article and "interview" read like 100% scripted BS.
 
2012-12-02 02:29:29 PM

jmr61: I'm with many of the commenters on the site. What the hell is going on that they can't write a better story than that? And the cops and mayor's office won't release any more info? That's BS. They are obligated to release all the relavant info they gather about the incident.

Was it an attack on the mayor? Probably not but they sure as shiat need to say so.


Any article that starts with a tired cliche is indeed terrible, but to be fair it's a sidebar to the main article.
 
2012-12-02 02:30:50 PM
Let's agree to not send soldiers into Birmingham. I think I've seen this movie and it does not end well.

www.the-reel-mccoy.com
 
2012-12-02 02:33:46 PM

Mercutio74: Is polygamy legal in Alabama?


Yes.
 
2012-12-02 02:34:28 PM

HairBolus: ...median income for a household in the city was $26,735, ...


Ouch
 
2012-12-02 02:35:11 PM

MarkEC: Primanti's is over-rated. Good, but over-rated. Go to any deli and order a sandwich with fries and slaw on the side, then put the fries and slaw on your sandwich and you have a Primanti.


You watch your mouth! 

/kidding
//I still like it
 
2012-12-02 02:46:54 PM

HairBolus: Wikipedia photo and caption
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x146]
William A. Bell in 2010 (left).

the racial makeup of the city was 62.46% Black, 35.07% White ... median income for a household in the city was $26,735, ... Birmingham has the tenth highest crime rate in the country.[43] U.S. News & World Report ranked Birmingham as the third most dangerous city in the nation for 2011

How normal is it for a mayor, even in a dangerous city, to always ride in an armed motorcade? Or has there been some history that makes such behavior prudent?



Small timers.
Chicago just rang up its
1.bp.blogspot.com
th homicide at the end of November (should pass 2500 people with gunshot wounds before the new year).



Go Chicago!
 
2012-12-02 02:48:27 PM
Another wonderful chocolate city.
 
2012-12-02 02:48:32 PM
Lovely. Just over 4 miles from my house per Google Maps.
 
2012-12-02 02:54:25 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: FTA: Hargrove didn't know until today that it was the mayor and his security detail involved in the shoot-out.

In other news, the mayor of a small town has a security detail. In other other news, this shootout proves he actually needs one!


Which naturally raises the question: What the hell is this guy up to that he needs a security detail?
 
2012-12-02 02:54:58 PM
Redneck problems.
 
2012-12-02 03:00:40 PM

Mister Peejay: Alabama is the new Mexico?


FloydA: Like Pittsburgh, but with country fried steak instead of Primanti Bros.


jaytkay: It looks like a medium-sized American city.

But that's not important right now.


Phew. I thought he was black or something.
 
2012-12-02 03:02:37 PM
Sounds like someone should have called in close air support.

www.aircraftresourcecenter.com

/since when have we cared about danger close?
 
2012-12-02 03:03:37 PM

e lo: Lovely. Just over 4 miles from my house per Google Maps.


Wow - he IS, um, "near"...
 
2012-12-02 03:04:48 PM
Question, why is a security detail taking the mayor with them in pursuit?

If was attack on the mayor taking him with you just helps the bad guys. If it wasn't, you suck at security if you take your custody TO a gunfight.
 
2012-12-02 03:15:42 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Question, why is a security detail taking the mayor with them in pursuit?

If was attack on the mayor taking him with you just helps the bad guys. If it wasn't, you suck at security if you take your custody TO a gunfight.



Say what you like about Alabama, but you can't accuse them of thinking their plans through.
 
2012-12-02 03:16:17 PM
Just came to say that this:

By this time, the officer was near Hargrove's car. "I yelled at him, 'If you need cover, open my car door,''' he said. "There wasn't much protection for him out there." The officer did just that.

Doesn't do jack. Car doors don't stop bullets.
 
2012-12-02 03:19:50 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: DarkSoulNoHope: FTA: Hargrove didn't know until today that it was the mayor and his security detail involved in the shoot-out.

In other news, the mayor of a small town has a security detail. In other other news, this shootout proves he actually needs one!

Which naturally raises the question: What the hell is this guy up to that he needs a security detail?


Most mayors have some kind of security detail and its usually at least one police officer who is the mayor's chauffeur and bodyguard. Mayors get a police radio too.

It's usually a politically selected position to hook someone up with a cushy gig out if harm's way, usually.

/They mostly come out at night, mostly.
 
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