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(Examiner)   Will Michonne betray Rick? Will the Dixons reunite? Will Andrea wise up about the Governor? Will the survivors use Hershel as an emotional crutch? It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread for the midseason finale (9PM ET on AMC)   (examiner.com) divider line 107
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2012-12-02 10:02:37 PM  
6 votes:
Dukes of Hazard Voice:

Well lets see how this Dixon boys get outta this jam!
2012-12-02 10:09:31 PM  
4 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-12-02 09:53:28 PM  
4 votes:

oi_piss_me_off: why is Michonne so sullen? Does she not know how to use her words?


She has bad ass Asperger's.
2012-12-02 09:12:16 PM  
4 votes:
That's one way to bare arms.
2012-12-03 01:03:17 AM  
3 votes:
Just watched the rerun. Anyone mention that when the Governor and Michonne next meet it will be...

Pirate vs Ninja?
2012-12-02 09:54:33 PM  
3 votes:

RepoManTSM: oi_piss_me_off: why is Michonne so sullen? Does she not know how to use her words?

She has bad ass Asperger's.


So, BadAssperger's?
2012-12-02 09:18:43 PM  
3 votes:

Methadone Girls: CAN YOU GET ANY CREEEPIER??


I like to masturbate with ear wax I collect from college students in their sleep.
2012-12-02 09:12:45 PM  
3 votes:
I guess he had a bone to pick with that walker.
2012-12-02 08:05:16 PM  
3 votes:
Watch out, Rick, they have rifles that can shoot around corners.

i45.tinypic.com
2012-12-03 02:34:01 PM  
2 votes:

that bosnian sniper: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I didn't get to see it tonight. So the rumors all week were true?

Yes, and it was worse than expected. They literally introduced Tyreese by name, and as a character who's purpose isn't merely to die, the scene after New T-Dog got shot. It was kind of like,

*BLAM*
"Oh, uh, last black dude died so I guess it's my turn. We got like thirty of us waiting in line. Hi, uh, I'm Tyreese. Let's just get this out of the way now, the next guy in line is Morgan, and given the way this shiat is going he'll kill me as his introduction to the show."


www.realclearscience.com

We're going to need another T-Dog.
2012-12-03 11:26:18 AM  
2 votes:

Rincewind53: geom_00: What in the flying fark just happened?

Glenn made KNIVES. with ZOMBIE BONES. It's like an adventure game.

Go to zombie
Pull zombie arm
Use leg with zombie arm
Pull zombie hands,
Gain ZOMBIE BONE KNIVES.


First thing that came to my mind when Glenn made the bone knife and gave it to Maggie was "I have the weirdest boner right now."

/I need to step away from the memes
2012-12-03 01:00:19 AM  
2 votes:
Just for the record, I fully support Chester the Molester getting his dick bitten off by zombie pedobear.

global3.memecdn.com
2012-12-02 11:19:22 PM  
2 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Seriously, this "one black dude" rule has got to farkin' go. I'm starting to get offended and I'm a white dude. Got damn.


Carl has a bunch of black people locked up, there's plenty to go around.
2012-12-02 11:08:04 PM  
2 votes:
Did Penny have the Romney logo carved into her cheek?
2012-12-02 11:04:12 PM  
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: Is it just me, or is that a horrible fitting suit on Hardwicke?


AMC cant afford it. All money goes for low cut dresses for the whale on Mad Men
2012-12-02 10:08:49 PM  
2 votes:

lococaca: Dukes of Hazard Voice:

Well lets see how this Dixon boys get outta this jam!


www.thelyricarchive.com

\approves
2012-12-02 10:03:53 PM  
2 votes:

The Gentleman Caller: ANDREA IS STILL WITH HIM?! JESUS CHRIST YOU DIM WOMAN!!


She makes Lori look like a whip cracking strong handed harpy
2012-12-02 09:56:35 PM  
2 votes:

GameSprocket: Rincewind53: OtherLittleGuy: MrsOLG notes: Merle is toast, since he told the Governor that Michonne was most sincerely dead.

Yeppppppp. He's going to be in deep shiat.

Really poor evaluation this year.


He'll no longer be the Gov's right hand man. That's for sure.
2012-12-02 09:49:50 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lol


My wife just asked "did they really have to make a black character call a prison cell comfortable?"
2012-12-02 09:46:29 PM  
2 votes:

HempHead: PsyLord: HempHead: Andrea finally gets a clue!

NOPE! She didn't run screaming.

She's in luuuuv.

Seen it before.


Well, I know some people have some really weird hobbies, but a wall of zombie heads basically is a relationship killer for me.
2012-12-02 09:43:58 PM  
2 votes:
I cannot deal, even in a "comedy", with zombies trying to be farkING TWILIGHT ARGHGHFSKJFSKDJFHBSDFHKJSDF NOO.
2012-12-02 09:36:52 PM  
2 votes:
"I shovel well" said the new woman.
2012-12-02 09:36:08 PM  
2 votes:
I wish Carl had said "Come with me if you want to live".
2012-12-02 09:29:05 PM  
2 votes:
Shooting in the streets and Andrea can only see the black guy. Yep, must be a gang of convicts.
2012-12-02 09:28:11 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sensing an over-reliance on smoke grenades to keep this Three's Company charade going...
2012-12-02 09:16:58 PM  
2 votes:

Methadone Girls: Mr. Murder: Methadone Girls: Why kill them? I don't get that. Why not just let them live?

Is he going to kill the world?

JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND STOP ANALYZING IT!

*grumbles* FINE!!!


SHUT UP BACK THERE! DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS SHOW AROUND BACK TO THE FARM!
2012-12-02 09:14:02 PM  
2 votes:

geom_00: What in the flying fark just happened?


Glenn made KNIVES. with ZOMBIE BONES. It's like an adventure game.

Go to zombie
Pull zombie arm
Use leg with zombie arm
Pull zombie hands,
Gain ZOMBIE BONE KNIVES.
2012-12-02 09:12:07 PM  
2 votes:
Holy shiat Glenn. Making a zombie arm knife? GODDAMN you are one BAD farkING ASS.
2012-12-02 09:12:03 PM  
2 votes:
need a hand there Glen?
2012-12-02 09:08:46 PM  
2 votes:

RepoManTSM: I'm pretty sure that's Woodbury and not the prison.


Storybrooke?
2012-12-02 09:02:59 PM  
2 votes:
This feels like the other group of survivors from Shaun.
2012-12-02 09:02:58 PM  
2 votes:
Was the cast replaced mid episode?
2012-12-02 08:08:16 PM  
2 votes:
Andrea seems to like the rise of the Governor.
2012-12-02 08:06:46 PM  
2 votes:

assjuice: According to the stupid comic books this is about where Rick dies.


I know, when he gets eaten by that t-rex its really outta left field
2012-12-03 03:55:09 PM  
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: Brick-House: Plant Rights Activist: I still don't understand why they didn't take pedostache on the raid with them.

and why did you kill off Two-Dogg Night!? He had his slippers and was getting along with the group and everything. Yar, that just makes me angry.

So do you think Chester the Molestor will get the slippers now???

I think he's gonna try to rape beth and Herschel will kill him.


Actually, I hope it's Carl that shoots him, in the knee perhaps then sets up a date with some Zombie Chick that loves giving oral, if you know what I mean...
2012-12-03 03:22:11 PM  
1 votes:
I figured it out. Merle goes back to the group, begs for forgiveness then gets rapey and dies
2012-12-03 10:48:18 AM  
1 votes:
The next episode is titled The Suicide King. Anyone want some Kool Aid?
2012-12-03 10:37:16 AM  
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I didn't get to see it tonight. So the rumors all week were true?


Yes, and it was worse than expected. They literally introduced Tyreese by name, and as a character who's purpose isn't merely to die, the scene after New T-Dog got shot. It was kind of like,

*BLAM*
"Oh, uh, last black dude died so I guess it's my turn. We got like thirty of us waiting in line. Hi, uh, I'm Tyreese. Let's just get this out of the way now, the next guy in line is Morgan, and given the way this shiat is going he'll kill me as his introduction to the show."
2012-12-03 10:21:36 AM  
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: Michonne gives me a stiffy


Yeah, just whack if off yourself, because if she does it, you won't get it back.
2012-12-03 10:21:21 AM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: This show is so fake, Maggie would have been raped about 37 times by now in a real zombie apocalypse.


SEE!!!

What the hell did I tell you???
2012-12-03 06:58:52 AM  
1 votes:
Michonne gives me a stiffy
2012-12-03 03:44:07 AM  
1 votes:
so glenn, one-legged old man, and maggie won't let the odious merle enter the prison 'cause torture so he and his younger brother leave to forge a brave new spinoff?

merle and darrell love zombies?

what do you say, amc? two hillbillies traveling across a desolate, terrifying america on choppers sticking their nose where it don't belong? perhaps with a pet chimp they rescue? named clyde?

come on, man! that's a ratings winner right there!
2012-12-03 03:22:40 AM  
1 votes:
a.tgcdn.net
2012-12-03 01:52:19 AM  
1 votes:
Where's Carl?

He's single handedly ending the zombie apocalypse while the rest of you yammer about. If he had Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire on his side, they'd kill every zombie, everywhere, in a fortnight.
2012-12-03 12:15:53 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lol

My wife just asked "did they really have to make a black character call a prison cell comfortable?"


Yer wife sounds dumb
2012-12-03 12:05:02 AM  
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: OtherLittleGuy: Premieres February 10th, at 9 Eastern.

Which is, oddly enough, exactly one week after the Superbowl which pretty much makes it certain that the NFL postseason is the whole reason we're getting the split season.


They should combine the two and give us some Mutant League Football.
2012-12-02 11:20:50 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Carl has a bunch of black people locked up, there's plenty to go around.


yeah speakin' of which.

Whatshisname voiced Coach, they have a Rochelle lookalike and that one dude looks like Ellis. All they need is a Nick, and they'd be a left 4 Dead 2 reference.
2012-12-02 11:09:58 PM  
1 votes:
So Darryl is like Carl from season two.
2012-12-02 11:05:59 PM  
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Is it just me, or is that a horrible fitting suit on Hardwicke?


You realize how hard it is to get a good fitting suit onto a douche.
2012-12-02 10:48:43 PM  
1 votes:
say, you're pretty good with babies. and you're 17? oh really?

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-02 10:41:28 PM  
1 votes:

kumanoki: Oh, and did Tyrese ever actually drop the hammer on the mommy with the arm bite? As I recall, conversation happened and Tyrese left her lying on the floor with a bandanna over her face.


Either we can assume they'll eventually take care of her, or it's going to be the stupidest unresolved plot hole for the next episode.
2012-12-02 10:23:24 PM  
1 votes:
Did anyone else pick up on that Axel and Carol "were in the watch tower together"? I think Daryl just lost his chance.
2012-12-02 10:17:13 PM  
1 votes:

Methadone Girls: eagles95: enry: Methadone Girls: mother farking farking fark.

We have to wait till February?? Really??

At least it's not another 6 months like most other AMC shows.

cough cough Breaking Bad

I don't watch Breaking Bad.


img.allvoices.com

"You'll watch what I say you'll watch!"
2012-12-02 10:04:46 PM  
1 votes:
I guess the Governor wasn't reading My Pet Goat when terrorists struck his little community.
2012-12-02 10:01:50 PM  
1 votes:
ANDREA IS STILL WITH HIM?! JESUS CHRIST YOU DIM WOMAN!!
2012-12-02 10:01:49 PM  
1 votes:

Rincewind53: SundaesChild: I did not see this Merle as traitor story line coming. I imagine someone will scold me for not knowing it was in the graphic novels.

Merle and Daryl aren't in the comics.


I knew I would be scolded for something based on the graphic novels.
2012-12-02 10:00:43 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-12-02 09:59:44 PM  
1 votes:
I did not see this Merle as traitor story line coming. I imagine someone will scold me for not knowing it was in the graphic novels.
2012-12-02 09:59:06 PM  
1 votes:
Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better.
2012-12-02 09:59:02 PM  
1 votes:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2012-12-02 09:56:55 PM  
1 votes:
Merle Johnson is RIGHT!
2012-12-02 09:55:53 PM  
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: The Gentleman Caller: NeoCortex42: Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lol

Well, that one guy had a hammer. He probably used it for looting.

Hey c'mon, that's not fair. He didn't have a hoodie or Skittles with him!!

I bet Carl could kill a guy with a bag of Skittles if he had to.


l.yimg.com

Proud
2012-12-02 09:55:21 PM  
1 votes:
So he's going to spend half of New Year's Day looking for Sophia?
2012-12-02 09:54:50 PM  
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: oi_piss_me_off: why is Michonne so sullen? Does she not know how to use her words?

She has bad ass Asperger's.


Impossible. That doesn't exist anymore.
2012-12-02 09:53:51 PM  
1 votes:
RETURNS

IN

FEBRUARY
2012-12-02 09:53:33 PM  
1 votes:

oi_piss_me_off: why is Michonne so sullen? Does she not know how to use her words?


NO SHE DOES NOT. WORDS ARE FOR LESSER PEOPLE WHO CANNOT EMOTE THROUGH SWORD STROKES AND STEELY GLANCES AND HEAVY BREATHING.
2012-12-02 09:52:25 PM  
1 votes:

PsyLord: oi_piss_me_off: pivazena


Talking to Dr. friend, apparently it wouldn't actually hurt to get stabbed in the eye, as long as the glass didn't hit the optic nerve


how deep would the stab have to be to reach the nerve?

Umm... yes it would. Try touching your eyeball. Corneal reflex kicks in.


BTW, the optic nerve only sends visual information, not pain. I hope your Dr. friend is not a medical doctor cause I would hate to be a patient of his/hers.
2012-12-02 09:51:26 PM  
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lol

Well, that one guy had a hammer. He probably used it for looting.


Hey c'mon, that's not fair. He didn't have a hoodie or Skittles with him!!
2012-12-02 09:50:48 PM  
1 votes:

Rincewind53: Why the hell has Andrea stayed with him even after ZOMBIE HEAD WALL.


Yeah, I might not have the highest dating standards, but that would disqualify a guy right there.
2012-12-02 09:50:14 PM  
1 votes:
Also, once again, Michonne, how about maybe if you had used your goddamn words you would be able to tell Andrea what the fark is happening with the Governor!
2012-12-02 09:49:52 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lol


Well, that one guy had a hammer. He probably used it for looting.
2012-12-02 09:48:47 PM  
1 votes:

SundaesChild: So Andrea is the new Lori, yes?


When they got split up at the farm, Andrea had all of Lori's stupid pills with her.
2012-12-02 09:48:41 PM  
1 votes:

gittlebass: assjuice: According to the stupid comic books this is about where Rick dies.

I know, when he gets eaten by that t-rex its really outta left field


That what he gets for sitting in a make-shift porta-potty in the middle of the rain forest.
2012-12-02 09:48:00 PM  
1 votes:
Carl locks up the black people....lol
2012-12-02 09:47:58 PM  
1 votes:
It's HAMMER TIME!
2012-12-02 09:44:00 PM  
1 votes:
WTF was that Warm Bodies commercial.... LOL.
2012-12-02 09:43:53 PM  
1 votes:
If Andrea puts up with this weirdness, she's done I'm done with her!
2012-12-02 09:42:49 PM  
1 votes:

Rincewind53: HempHead: !Two-Dog is dead!

Three-Dog coming right up!


Three Dog Night?
2012-12-02 09:42:34 PM  
1 votes:
Heads up!
2012-12-02 09:42:27 PM  
1 votes:
Andrea finally gets a clue!
2012-12-02 09:41:56 PM  
1 votes:
Drink that sh*t in Andrea
2012-12-02 09:41:34 PM  
1 votes:
i hope penny eats the crap out of the Gov...ok michonne killing him will do...oh the zombie hea...OH GLASS!! Oh crap heres this wench...
2012-12-02 09:40:08 PM  
1 votes:
Choking him with the sword? You're doing it wrong.
2012-12-02 09:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
michonne is going to leave a headless present for the governor.
2012-12-02 09:37:39 PM  
1 votes:
SMASH ALL THE HEAD TANKS! SET THE ZOMBIE KID FREEEEE
2012-12-02 09:35:15 PM  
1 votes:
I like Carl a lot more this season. Murdering his own mother has really put some hair on his balls.
2012-12-02 09:35:00 PM  
1 votes:
"Keepin' watch with Axel in the guard tower"?

riiiight....
2012-12-02 09:22:03 PM  
1 votes:

SundaesChild: Dayum Maggie just stabbed a biatch in the throat!


Yeah, he's boned.
2012-12-02 09:19:28 PM  
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: Knowing the comics I got a bad feeling about this episode after that exchange.


Why do I have a feeling after this comment that things are about to come "legitimate."
2012-12-02 09:19:24 PM  
1 votes:

oi_piss_me_off: creepy...hahahaha, he thinks that Carol is a lesbian


Mustache Guy would try to hit upon Rachel Maddow.
2012-12-02 09:18:48 PM  
1 votes:
Watching Maggie slowly kill a man with a zombie bone is making me feel funny in my pants...
2012-12-02 09:16:40 PM  
1 votes:
How old are you? 17

MOOOOOMMMMMMM

I like where this is going.

/Giggity
2012-12-02 09:15:43 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Murder: Methadone Girls: Why kill them? I don't get that. Why not just let them live?

Is he going to kill the world?

JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND STOP ANALYZING IT!


*grumbles* FINE!!!
2012-12-02 09:13:29 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: This was originally a Don/Sally scene from last season's "Mad Men".

/they reworked it


www.collectorsweekly.com
2012-12-02 09:13:01 PM  
1 votes:

gas giant: That's one way to bare arms.


+1 my good man. +1
2012-12-02 09:12:56 PM  
1 votes:
Glenn: The Walking Dead Macgyver!
2012-12-02 09:12:05 PM  
1 votes:
OK, Glenn is weirding me out.
2012-12-02 09:10:46 PM  
1 votes:
Maggie...I wasn't raped.

But...

I WASN'T RAPED.
2012-12-02 09:02:35 PM  
1 votes:
Tyrese! It's time for Three_Dog
2012-12-02 08:30:45 PM  
1 votes:
Please kill the blonde and bring back T-dogg.

T-MOTHER farkING DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

/5 drinks in
2012-12-02 08:25:58 PM  
1 votes:

pivazena: Mad_Radhu: pivazena: Andrea has two shirts with 5 on them? One is a one-off, but two... I definitely think she's going to be the next one rick kills.

Also Michonne is a biatch

Nah, she just frowns on people's shenanigans.

But she doesn't explain a damn thing! How much better off would everybody be if they just TALKED to each other?!


It`s like Lost. Only with more zombies.
2012-12-02 08:21:14 PM  
1 votes:
I can't wait for Darryl to meet Bow-And-Arrow Girl

BaAGirl: I got him. Damn, missed. I got him. Damn, missed. I got him. Damn, missed.
Darryl: *thwunk*
BaAGirl dies
2012-12-02 08:16:45 PM  
1 votes:

pivazena: Andrea has two shirts with 5 on them? One is a one-off, but two... I definitely think she's going to be the next one rick kills.

Also Michonne is a biatch


Nah, she just frowns on people's shenanigans.
2012-12-02 05:59:32 PM  
1 votes:

Mangoose: OtherLittleGuy: There's just so much that the audience will stand for

God forbid you shatter the box, light in on fire, piss on the ashes, scoop up the ashes in a can and dump them over a baby's head.

And then kick the baby.


Don't kick the baby!
i.imgur.com
2012-12-02 04:38:06 PM  
1 votes:
also, the taiwanese trailer had some great shots, the governor with one eye, penny, michonne and rick, tyreese and also....SHANE
2012-12-02 04:16:06 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: There's just so much that the audience will stand for


God forbid you shatter the box, light in on fire, piss on the ashes, scoop up the ashes in a can and dump them over a baby's head.

And then kick the baby.
wee
2012-12-02 01:42:48 PM  
1 votes:
The "it's your official ..." thing annoys the fark out of me.
 
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