oi_piss_me_off: why is Michonne so sullen? Does she not know how to use her words?
RepoManTSM: oi_piss_me_off: why is Michonne so sullen? Does she not know how to use her words?She has bad ass Asperger's.
Methadone Girls: CAN YOU GET ANY CREEEPIER??
that bosnian sniper: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I didn't get to see it tonight. So the rumors all week were true?Yes, and it was worse than expected. They literally introduced Tyreese by name, and as a character who's purpose isn't merely to die, the scene after New T-Dog got shot. It was kind of like,*BLAM*"Oh, uh, last black dude died so I guess it's my turn. We got like thirty of us waiting in line. Hi, uh, I'm Tyreese. Let's just get this out of the way now, the next guy in line is Morgan, and given the way this shiat is going he'll kill me as his introduction to the show."
Rincewind53: geom_00: What in the flying fark just happened?Glenn made KNIVES. with ZOMBIE BONES. It's like an adventure game.Go to zombiePull zombie armUse leg with zombie armPull zombie hands,Gain ZOMBIE BONE KNIVES.
that bosnian sniper: Seriously, this "one black dude" rule has got to farkin' go. I'm starting to get offended and I'm a white dude. Got damn.
NeoCortex42: Is it just me, or is that a horrible fitting suit on Hardwicke?
lococaca: Dukes of Hazard Voice:Well lets see how this Dixon boys get outta this jam!
The Gentleman Caller: ANDREA IS STILL WITH HIM?! JESUS CHRIST YOU DIM WOMAN!!
GameSprocket: Rincewind53: OtherLittleGuy: MrsOLG notes: Merle is toast, since he told the Governor that Michonne was most sincerely dead.Yeppppppp. He's going to be in deep shiat.Really poor evaluation this year.
Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lol
HempHead: PsyLord: HempHead: Andrea finally gets a clue!NOPE! She didn't run screaming.She's in luuuuv.Seen it before.
Methadone Girls: Mr. Murder: Methadone Girls: Why kill them? I don't get that. Why not just let them live?Is he going to kill the world?JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND STOP ANALYZING IT!*grumbles* FINE!!!
geom_00: What in the flying fark just happened?
RepoManTSM: I'm pretty sure that's Woodbury and not the prison.
assjuice: According to the stupid comic books this is about where Rick dies.
Crewmannumber6: Brick-House: Plant Rights Activist: I still don't understand why they didn't take pedostache on the raid with them.and why did you kill off Two-Dogg Night!? He had his slippers and was getting along with the group and everything. Yar, that just makes me angry.So do you think Chester the Molestor will get the slippers now???I think he's gonna try to rape beth and Herschel will kill him.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: I didn't get to see it tonight. So the rumors all week were true?
Crewmannumber6: Michonne gives me a stiffy
Popcorn Johnny: This show is so fake, Maggie would have been raped about 37 times by now in a real zombie apocalypse.
Lsherm: Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lolMy wife just asked "did they really have to make a black character call a prison cell comfortable?"
Mad_Radhu: OtherLittleGuy: Premieres February 10th, at 9 Eastern.Which is, oddly enough, exactly one week after the Superbowl which pretty much makes it certain that the NFL postseason is the whole reason we're getting the split season.
Popcorn Johnny: Carl has a bunch of black people locked up, there's plenty to go around.
kumanoki: Oh, and did Tyrese ever actually drop the hammer on the mommy with the arm bite? As I recall, conversation happened and Tyrese left her lying on the floor with a bandanna over her face.
Methadone Girls: eagles95: enry: Methadone Girls: mother farking farking fark.We have to wait till February?? Really??At least it's not another 6 months like most other AMC shows.cough cough Breaking BadI don't watch Breaking Bad.
Rincewind53: SundaesChild: I did not see this Merle as traitor story line coming. I imagine someone will scold me for not knowing it was in the graphic novels.Merle and Daryl aren't in the comics.
NeoCortex42: The Gentleman Caller: NeoCortex42: Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lolWell, that one guy had a hammer. He probably used it for looting.Hey c'mon, that's not fair. He didn't have a hoodie or Skittles with him!!I bet Carl could kill a guy with a bag of Skittles if he had to.
PsyLord: oi_piss_me_off: pivazenaTalking to Dr. friend, apparently it wouldn't actually hurt to get stabbed in the eye, as long as the glass didn't hit the optic nervehow deep would the stab have to be to reach the nerve?Umm... yes it would. Try touching your eyeball. Corneal reflex kicks in.
NeoCortex42: Popcorn Johnny: Carl locks up the black people....lolWell, that one guy had a hammer. He probably used it for looting.
Rincewind53: Why the hell has Andrea stayed with him even after ZOMBIE HEAD WALL.
SundaesChild: So Andrea is the new Lori, yes?
gittlebass: assjuice: According to the stupid comic books this is about where Rick dies.I know, when he gets eaten by that t-rex its really outta left field
Rincewind53: HempHead: !Two-Dog is dead!Three-Dog coming right up!
SundaesChild: Dayum Maggie just stabbed a biatch in the throat!
RepoManTSM: Knowing the comics I got a bad feeling about this episode after that exchange.
oi_piss_me_off: creepy...hahahaha, he thinks that Carol is a lesbian
Mr. Murder: Methadone Girls: Why kill them? I don't get that. Why not just let them live?Is he going to kill the world?JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND STOP ANALYZING IT!
OtherLittleGuy: This was originally a Don/Sally scene from last season's "Mad Men"./they reworked it
gas giant: That's one way to bare arms.
pivazena: Mad_Radhu: pivazena: Andrea has two shirts with 5 on them? One is a one-off, but two... I definitely think she's going to be the next one rick kills.Also Michonne is a biatchNah, she just frowns on people's shenanigans.But she doesn't explain a damn thing! How much better off would everybody be if they just TALKED to each other?!
pivazena: Andrea has two shirts with 5 on them? One is a one-off, but two... I definitely think she's going to be the next one rick kills.Also Michonne is a biatch
Mangoose: OtherLittleGuy: There's just so much that the audience will stand forGod forbid you shatter the box, light in on fire, piss on the ashes, scoop up the ashes in a can and dump them over a baby's head.And then kick the baby.
OtherLittleGuy: There's just so much that the audience will stand for
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