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(Boston Herald)   Mommy, Miss Noelle at the library has a tramp stamp   (bostonherald.com) divider line 116
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2012-12-02 03:13:54 PM

UsikFark: legit


Better link to legitness
 
2012-12-02 03:14:54 PM
Dr. Roger Spain (First Applicant): [House won't hire him because of a tattoo] Wow! I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconformity.

Dr. Gregory House: Nonconformity - right. I can't remember the last time saw a twenty-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a hair cut like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for twenty hour stretches. They're the ones who don't care what you think.

Dr. Gregory House: [pause] Sayonara!
 
2012-12-02 03:14:58 PM

UsikFark: Friskya: UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]

Or, so they told her.

It's probably legit: Link


sorry - did not scroll down ... mea maxima culpa
 
2012-12-02 03:16:16 PM
Scorpinock


What the best song about a librarian might sound like.

Probably one of my favourite songs off of "Evil Urges".
So many great lines in that song.
Jim James is a lyrical genius.

/although I'm still not a fan of the stretch of songs: "Look at You" , "Aluminum Park", "Remnants", "Smokin from Shootin".
The rest is gold though!
 
2012-12-02 03:17:39 PM
When I worked in the library, there was this girl my age (mid 20's) who had red hair, freckles, glasses, nice body. Super quiet, but nice. One night it was cold in there, and she was pokin' thru. It was glorious. I almost fainted.
 
2012-12-02 03:20:32 PM
 
2012-12-02 03:23:15 PM
A bi-li-barbarian. Check her out. But make sure she's not late, or there will be a huge fee.

/exhausted pun-er
//ps props to Reading Rainbow
 
2012-12-02 03:23:31 PM

Podmore: I actually admire the people who do feel so passionately about something that they'll permanently ink it on their body. And I'm always amazed by the people who just didn't stop to think that maybe that "POG Collector" tattoo might not be so cool a decade or so later.


"Some other people's tattoos suck, but mine are deep and meaningful."
Everyone with a tattoo says this.
 
2012-12-02 03:26:24 PM

Scorpinock: What the best song about a librarian might sound like.


One of my favorite MMJ songs.
 
2012-12-02 03:28:26 PM
coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-02 03:39:42 PM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-02 03:41:51 PM

MBrady: Super Chronic: Third_Uncle_Eno: Miss Noelle is 44 ?!!!? wow that's a young 44. Guess being around books / indoors all the time makes you look younger and sexier.

hint: ladies, studying is good for you

Well, my wife is older than that and looks younger, so I feel blessed. Think I'll go have me some sex with her now.

See you guys, be back in 90 seconds or so.

your wife says you've never lasted that long - ever


He was planning a stop in the kitchen on the way back.
 
2012-12-02 03:47:25 PM

Friskya: UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]

Or, so they told her.


Because if there's a class of people who would poorly research something, it's librarians?
 
2012-12-02 03:50:30 PM

WhippingBoy: Podmore: I actually admire the people who do feel so passionately about something that they'll permanently ink it on their body. And I'm always amazed by the people who just didn't stop to think that maybe that "POG Collector" tattoo might not be so cool a decade or so later.

"Some other people's tattoos suck, but mine are deep and meaningful."
Everyone with a tattoo says this.


You must not ask many people about their tattoos. I do all the time, and I've never heard any single one say that. None of them ever question the meaning/depth of other peoples' tattoos, though sometimes they complain about crappy artwork. Mostly they'll just tell you what their tat means to them. Sometimes it's more depth than you would guess. Sometimes they just "thought it was pretty." Sometimes they'll say "Yeah, I was an idiot when I was younger."
 
2012-12-02 03:52:51 PM
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com

He-lllo, Ms. Boc.
 
2012-12-02 03:53:16 PM

aerojockey: dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress....

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]

What a sexy librarian might not look like.


I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on? I am genuinely curious. Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too. And I get that everyone has their own fetish aspect to consider. I guess as a woman, if I dated a man who had a penis enlargement, I would wonder about his insecurities. Or steroid use, maybe that is a better example. In either scenario, I can understand if someone wants to improve their looks, but is there a line crossed where a guy would go "okay, I can understand wanting some bigger tits, but this is just obscene?"
 
2012-12-02 03:54:46 PM

theBigBigEye: Your girlfriend:

[public.blu.livefilestore.com image 400x600]

Your girlfriend in reality:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 175x175]


I love a meaty woman. I'd like to see her curves.
 
2012-12-02 03:57:43 PM

titwrench: BummerDuck: Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.

That is more a hypothesis than a theory and a shiatty one at that.


lol. Two attack posts right away. I sense some defensiveness.

/The world is full of inconvenient truths.
//I'd say get used to the butt hurt
 
2012-12-02 03:59:14 PM

Anastacya: I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on?


Yes.
 
2012-12-02 04:02:44 PM

WTFDYW: I love a meaty woman. I'd like to see her curves.


Thats not meat.
 
2012-12-02 04:04:36 PM

WhippingBoy: Anastacya: I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on?

Yes.


Umm, no.
 
2012-12-02 04:07:49 PM

Anastacya: Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too.


Uh....what? I have never, ever heard of any guy who was turned off by just natural tits. I mean, too big, too small, misshapen real tits perhaps, but never for just being real. 

That's crazy talk.
 
2012-12-02 04:07:53 PM

jaytkay: WhippingBoy: Anastacya: I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on?

Yes.

Umm, no.


How do I know you're gay?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-02 04:08:11 PM
Mine are 100% natural
any evidence? :p

and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too.
lol whut? What guys are turned off by 100% natural breasts?

But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on?
NO.

I HATE fake boobs.

I mean, sure, if you're an A or a B and are insecure about it, and want bigger ones, that sounds like a good argument.
But doing it to just attract men or whatever? pffffft.
 
2012-12-02 04:08:34 PM

Anastacya: aerojockey: dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress....

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]

What a sexy librarian might not look like.

I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on? I am genuinely curious. Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too. And I get that everyone has their own fetish aspect to consider. I guess as a woman, if I dated a man who had a penis enlargement, I would wonder about his insecurities. Or steroid use, maybe that is a better example. In either scenario, I can understand if someone wants to improve their looks, but is there a line crossed where a guy would go "okay, I can understand wanting some bigger tits, but this is just obscene?"


I have never been with a woman with implants so I cant specifically comment to that but I do have to say I've been with women with many different body types and boob size and at least for me it's more about the persons confidence with their body than a specific aspect. I dated a more attractive women who had low self esteem and self confidence and it was a turn off. Where as I've dated women who would not be considered the typical definitions of beauty and they have been immensely attractive to me because they were comfortable in their own skin and through that just radiated something that I found immensely attractive to me.
 
2012-12-02 04:08:45 PM
I'm with the all natural crowd, LARGE all natural that is
 
2012-12-02 04:08:48 PM
dammit, that was supposed to be directed at Anastacya:
 
2012-12-02 04:20:36 PM

WhippingBoy: jaytkay: WhippingBoy: Anastacya: I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on?

Yes.

Umm, no.

How do I know you're gay?

/NTTAWWT


Yes, I must be gay, because I prefer the women I know, who have other interests other than having their breasts inflated.

Cuz I'm gay.

Sorry I can't live up to your standard of masculinity, which is picking and choosing among the desperate women who vie for your attention - in all that Internet porn you enjoy.
 
2012-12-02 04:20:53 PM
I'd post sexy librarian pictures, but my sister is a librarian and I'd feel weird about it
 
2012-12-02 04:24:31 PM

jaytkay: WhippingBoy: jaytkay: WhippingBoy: Anastacya: I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on?

Yes.

Umm, no.

How do I know you're gay?

/NTTAWWT

Yes, I must be gay, because I prefer the women I know, who have other interests other than having their breasts inflated.

Cuz I'm gay.

Sorry I can't live up to your standard of masculinity, which is picking and choosing among the desperate women who vie for your attention - in all that Internet porn you enjoy.


It's all good...
 
2012-12-02 04:25:07 PM

jankyboy: dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]
[public.blu.livefilestore.com image 400x600]

[img703.imageshack.us image 250x147]


BRRRRROOBECK
 
2012-12-02 04:25:45 PM
Are we supposed to care?
 
2012-12-02 04:27:38 PM

FarkinHostile: Anastacya: Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too.

Uh....what? I have never, ever heard of any guy who was turned off by just natural tits. I mean, too big, too small, misshapen real tits perhaps, but never for just being real. 

That's crazy talk.


Regarding tits, the only "too" that would be a turn off is "too many".
 
2012-12-02 04:28:22 PM

Gyrfalcon: Are we supposed to care?


I know you've got one. Somewhere in your punk rock past. :)
 
2012-12-02 04:30:21 PM

Anastacya: I am genuinely curious. Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too.


How does that work? Do guys expect you to get implants or something? Doesn't make sense to me. I would take small-real over big-fake any day.
 
2012-12-02 04:31:34 PM

Mega Steve: I'd post sexy librarian pictures, but my sister is a librarian and I'd feel weird about it


It's not weird. Go ahead and post pictures of your sister.

Trust us!
 
2012-12-02 04:31:49 PM

Mega Steve: I'd post sexy librarian pictures, but my sister is a librarian and I'd feel weird about it


Is she hot?
 
2012-12-02 04:33:21 PM

More_Like_A_Stain: Regarding tits, the only "too" that would be a turn off is "too many".



img.photobucket.com



Hmmmm.....or maybe not.
 
2012-12-02 04:42:51 PM

Anastacya: aerojockey: dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress....

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]

What a sexy librarian might not look like.

I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on? I am genuinely curious. Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too. And I get that everyone has their own fetish aspect to consider. I guess as a woman, if I dated a man who had a penis enlargement, I would wonder about his insecurities. Or steroid use, maybe that is a better example. In either scenario, I can understand if someone wants to improve their looks, but is there a line crossed where a guy would go "okay, I can understand wanting some bigger tits, but this is just obscene?"


Meh, boobs are boobs. When you hit B cup, there's not much difference between that and DD. Anything bigger just is in the way IMHO. I wouldn't have turned down a girl with bigger boobs, or even one with A's, but that range is my preference.

Real or fake? Again, it's a meh thing. I don't really care, but I expect the girl with fakes to be higher maintenance. She obviously paid to look "better" and therein is more likely to be more demanding herself.
 
2012-12-02 05:02:42 PM
Great more women that are out of league.

/back to fat chicks
 
2012-12-02 05:06:23 PM

Too_many_Brians: Great more women that are out of league.

/back to fat chicks


Dammit.

My league. Out of My league.


/just like the hot grammar nazis
 
2012-12-02 05:22:08 PM

Anastacya: aerojockey: dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress....

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]

What a sexy librarian might not look like.

I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on? I am genuinely curious. Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too. And I get that everyone has their own fetish aspect to consider. I guess as a woman, if I dated a man who had a penis enlargement, I would wonder about his insecurities. Or steroid use, maybe that is a better example. In either scenario, I can understand if someone wants to improve their looks, but is there a line crossed where a guy would go "okay, I can understand wanting some bigger tits, but this is just obscene?"


Surprised to see I'm the first to say this (publicly)...

BIE?
EIP!
 
2012-12-02 05:28:38 PM
Implants should be limited to fluffing up fried eggs to their former glory, if that.
Otherwise, please don't gild the lilies.
 
2012-12-02 05:29:32 PM

FarkinHostile: More_Like_A_Stain: Regarding tits, the only "too" that would be a turn off is "too many".


[img.photobucket.com image 392x308]



Hmmmm.....or maybe not.


3 is not too many. One for each hand and one for my mouth. 4 on one woman though, 4 would be too many.

/4 on two women though...
 
2012-12-02 05:36:15 PM
Struzziero, said: "The idea of saying we don't want to hire somebody with tattoos, that's like saying we don't want to hire someone who has white skin or black skin," he said. "That's the ultimate judging a book by its cover."

Not true. Body modifications are voluntary; genetics are not.
 
2012-12-02 05:52:30 PM
Friskya: UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]



Backdoor beauty?
 
2012-12-02 05:55:21 PM

Anastacya: aerojockey: dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress....

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]

What a sexy librarian might not look like.

I understand that guys like big tits. But when they are obviously paid for (as in this photo) is it still a turn-on? I am genuinely curious. Mine are 100% natural and I know that some guys are turned off by that, too. And I get that everyone has their own fetish aspect to consider. I guess as a woman, if I dated a man who had a penis enlargement, I would wonder about his insecurities. Or steroid use, maybe that is a better example. In either scenario, I can understand if someone wants to improve their looks, but is there a line crossed where a guy would go "okay, I can understand wanting some bigger tits, but this is just obscene?"


I never really understood the "bigger is better" mentality when it comes to boobs. Fake boobs are...fake. If the person is correcting a medical issue, that's one thing, but otherwise I don't really see the point. I remember reading that implants can disrupt the nerve connection between nipples and clitoris in some women--who'd want to risk that? I think women worry about their boob size more than they should. Most guys I know like them in all sizes, small and medium definitely included. As Gandhi once said, the best kind of boobs are whichever ones you have (consensual) access to at the time.
 
2012-12-02 05:55:24 PM

BummerDuck: Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.


Usually a cross between attention whoring and poor impulse control. If folks make a whole body art thing about it, it becomes actual art, but it can't just be a collection of tats, it has to be a cohesive presentations.
 
2012-12-02 06:09:05 PM

Mega Steve: I'd post sexy librarian pictures, but my sister is a librarian and I'd feel weird about it


Go get some pictures of her, we'll wait.
 
2012-12-02 06:20:56 PM

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]
[public.blu.livefilestore.com image 400x600]


In my mind, that's what they all look like with their hair down and their glasses off.
 
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