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(Boston Herald)   Mommy, Miss Noelle at the library has a tramp stamp   (bostonherald.com) divider line 116
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2012-12-02 11:32:01 AM  
Sure are a lot of librarians that like it in the pooper........
 
2012-12-02 11:37:33 AM  
"It is to say that we're cool and we're diverse and we're not your mother's or grandmother's librarian"

It is to say that the tattoo craze may finally be over.
 
2012-12-02 11:40:25 AM  
Subby, I believe the correct term is "ass antlers."
 
2012-12-02 11:50:59 AM  
Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

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2012-12-02 12:29:51 PM  
Actually, that's handy for a librarian. You can easily see how many times...

(puts on sunglasses)

...it's been checked out.
 
2012-12-02 12:46:18 PM  
I'd have her in bed with me every night before I slept.
 
2012-12-02 12:58:45 PM  
*with feigned cheerfulness*  Maybe you could check her out and daddy will read her to you before you go drink yourself to sleep!
 
*mumbled under breath* The got-damned two-timing whore magnet!
 
2012-12-02 01:21:31 PM  
I'd buy that for a dollar!
 
2012-12-02 01:45:05 PM  
plasticcupguy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-02 02:19:26 PM  
Ew! Ewwwww! They look nothing like the sexy librarians in porn movies!
 
2012-12-02 02:19:27 PM  

basemetal: [plasticcupguy.files.wordpress.com image 295x365]


Ouch. I pity the tattoo artist who had to put that on.
 
2012-12-02 02:21:36 PM  
Miss Noelle's name is Kelly. Her name is Kelly.
 
2012-12-02 02:22:35 PM  
"Youth librarians showing off their tats ranged in age from 28 to 46."

I didn't realize I was still a youth.
 
2012-12-02 02:24:07 PM  
A Lizzie Borden tattoo?

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2012-12-02 02:26:50 PM  
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2012-12-02 02:30:41 PM  

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress....


s4.hubimg.com

What a sexy librarian might not look like.
 
2012-12-02 02:30:49 PM  

jaytkay: A Lizzie Borden tattoo?

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A rather large Lizzie Borden tattoo. Guess when you have that much canvas to work with.
 
2012-12-02 02:31:29 PM  

Notabunny: Miss Noelle's name is Kelly. Her name is Kelly.


but thank god not the total farkette kelly noel, cause if it were, after seeing her ass i would have to be placed on a suicide watch
 
2012-12-02 02:33:02 PM  
Miss Noelle is 44 ?!!!? wow that's a young 44. Guess being around books / indoors all the time makes you look younger and sexier.

hint: ladies, studying is good for you
 
2012-12-02 02:33:55 PM  
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com

It's like she put a bullseye right above her breasts...
 
2012-12-02 02:34:00 PM  

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]
[public.blu.livefilestore.com image 400x600]


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2012-12-02 02:35:31 PM  
"Mommy, why is Miss Noelle touching you there?"
"Honey, go read 'A Wrinkle In Time,' and get back to me when you're done."
 
2012-12-02 02:35:52 PM  
The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

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2012-12-02 02:38:15 PM  

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 


I'd kindle her fire.
 
2012-12-02 02:38:46 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: "It is to say that we're cool and we're diverse and we're not your mother's or grandmother's librarian"

It is to say that the tattoo craze may finally be over.


It's only been a couple million years. Give it time.
 
2012-12-02 02:39:13 PM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: Miss Noelle is 44 ?!!!? wow that's a young 44. Guess being around books / indoors all the time makes you look younger and sexier.

hint: ladies, studying is good for you


Well, my wife is older than that and looks younger, so I feel blessed. Think I'll go have me some sex with her now.

See you guys, be back in 90 seconds or so.
 
2012-12-02 02:39:51 PM  
... Needs airbrushing...

Omg what did I just do...

/flees from angry feminists
 
2012-12-02 02:42:57 PM  

dustman81: Slutty librarian thread in progress.... 

[s4.hubimg.com image 260x389]
[public.blu.livefilestore.com image 400x600]


good lord. look at the size of them taters....
 
2012-12-02 02:43:51 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: [multimedia.heraldinteractive.com image 400x625]

It's like she put a bullseye right above her breasts...


And a set of goal posts in case you overshoot.
 
2012-12-02 02:44:50 PM  
Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.
 
2012-12-02 02:47:09 PM  
Oh hi, 2009.

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2012-12-02 02:47:35 PM  

jaytkay: A Lizzie Borden tattoo?

[multimedia.heraldinteractive.com image 400x603]



There is nothing non-creepy about that pic.
 
2012-12-02 02:47:53 PM  

UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]


Or, so they told her.
 
2012-12-02 02:50:15 PM  

big pig peaches: "Youth librarians showing off their tats ranged in age from 28 to 46."

I didn't realize I was still a youth.


Technically, you're a yute.
 
2012-12-02 02:50:25 PM  
My favorite librarian stereotype. Crazy cat-eye glasses, tattoos, and a love of linguistics.
 
2012-12-02 02:52:41 PM  
This thread has the potential to be the antidote to the pic of the author of that article about having sex in libraries. She could scare paint off a mailbox.
 
2012-12-02 02:53:18 PM  

Friskya: UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]

Or, so they told her.


It's probably legit: Link
 
2012-12-02 02:56:43 PM  

BummerDuck: My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.


I kno, rite? They're probably circumcised, too. Soulless wankers.
 
2012-12-02 02:57:47 PM  
She said "Now bring her back by December the 16th, that's two weeks from now can you remember that Fark Rye?"
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"no running NO RUNNING"
 
2012-12-02 02:58:45 PM  

UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]


Sooo, Does that mean she takes it in the pooper or what?
 
2012-12-02 02:59:35 PM  

BummerDuck: Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.


That is more a hypothesis than a theory and a shiatty one at that.
 
2012-12-02 03:01:48 PM  

Super Chronic: Third_Uncle_Eno: Miss Noelle is 44 ?!!!? wow that's a young 44. Guess being around books / indoors all the time makes you look younger and sexier.

hint: ladies, studying is good for you

Well, my wife is older than that and looks younger, so I feel blessed. Think I'll go have me some sex with her now.

See you guys, be back in 90 seconds or so.


your wife says you've never lasted that long - ever
 
2012-12-02 03:02:27 PM  

BummerDuck: Never understood tats.

My theory is that people with tats are broken in some way.


Well, their skin was certainly broken, so I guess you're technically correct.

No tats personally, but I've always been fascinated by them. I just can't think of an image I can muster that amount of commitment for. I actually admire the people who do feel so passionately about something that they'll permanently ink it on their body. And I'm always amazed by the people who just didn't stop to think that maybe that "POG Collector" tattoo might not be so cool a decade or so later.
 
2012-12-02 03:04:55 PM  
Your girlfriend:

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Your girlfriend in reality:

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2012-12-02 03:07:13 PM  

nicoffeine:

Technically, you're a yute.


What is a yute?
 
2012-12-02 03:08:07 PM  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: UsikFark: The tramp-stamp is translated as "double happiness."

[i46.tinypic.com image 400x627]

Sooo, Does that mean she takes it in the pooper or what?


Double happiness is not a path up the mountain, it is the view at the top.
 
2012-12-02 03:09:09 PM  
 
2012-12-02 03:11:52 PM  
We have a semi-regular librarian's convention here in New Orleans, and it's fantastic. Librarians (mostly American but many from elsewhere) descend on the city and it's more or less like every bad cliche sprung to life. When I was a bartender I used to fall in love every year they held it here, because nothing beats being simultaneously cute and smart. Many great times!

But yeah, they do the unleashed librarian dancing on the bar bit, will let their hair down and shake it out if you ask them humorously - like I said, all the cliches. My favorite librarian of all time carried a bottle of Glenlivet in a - you guessed it - NPR tote bag. Lol. We drank all of it watching the ships go by on the river, and made love in the park.

/wistful sigh
 
2012-12-02 03:12:31 PM  

theBigBigEye: Your girlfriend in reality:


Is that David Bowie?
 
2012-12-02 03:13:09 PM  

nikku88: nicoffeine:

Technically, you're a yute.

What is a yute?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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