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(The Daily Californian)   "The trick to having sex in the library is to pick a section of books that people won't ever think to look up. Like the British Royal Academy archives"   (dailycal.org) divider line 30
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2012-12-02 10:47:27 AM
5 votes:
Thanks!  That section of books sure did the trick, granted the section of books wasn't the best conversationalist and refused to cuddle afterwards but any portfolio in a storm, right?
2012-12-02 01:17:36 PM
4 votes:

Balchinian: On a more serious note, most libraries of any size now have security cameras everywhere. So choose your locations carefully.


Please be aware of the lighting and security will only keep the video for 72 hours so if you want a copy please put in a request before this time.
2012-12-02 11:37:20 AM
4 votes:
Any woman willing to do me in the stacks would be below my standards.
2012-12-02 09:48:41 AM
4 votes:

flucto: MayoSlather: It's one thing to write about sexcapades in public campus areas as an alumni. It's another to write about them as a current student. This may not have the happy ending she was looking for.

But as she points out in her story, it's not always about a happy ending.


Yes, but seeing that she's asian I just assumed one party had a happy ending, and then perhaps a post-coital warm towel.
2012-12-02 11:37:30 AM
3 votes:

GAT_00: ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks

That's a dude with implants.


There's a picture to make lesbians turn straight.
2012-12-02 09:44:35 AM
3 votes:
i1202.photobucket.com
Wants security increased in the Paleontology section.
2012-12-03 12:12:44 AM
2 votes:

boyvoyeur: She bring dishonor to family!


Why she give b-job? Should be a-job!
2012-12-02 03:10:42 PM
2 votes:

The Face Of Oblivion: Other than providing fun places to get down, Berkeley is the best place to explore your sexuality. Our school is a predominantly safe and accepting space with many places, people and resources to help you discover your sexual self. It is the place where I learned what it means to be queer, to recognize the presence of patriarchy, to attempt polyamory and to become more confident in my sexuality so I could go ahead with new experiences - attending naked parties and orgies and writing a sex column, just to name a few.

Learn to appreciate your sexy side and experience a few frisky things during your time here. Take the Female Sexuality DeCal, have sex in Morrison, do the naked run and talk to people who are willing to share their personal experiences. The wide acceptance and freedom of open sexual expression are among the greatest legacies we have the opportunity to uphold at this university.

Snore. People who enjoy sex don't make it this much of a chore and don't make it the sole topic of conversation with others. People who are incredibly insecure, on the other hand, do exactly that.


Alternately, she sounds just like a guy who just got his first blow job and can't shut up about it.
2012-12-02 12:20:05 PM
2 votes:
"Welcome home, honey. What did you do this semester."

"Oh, I studied and wrote for the school paper."

"Oh, really? What did you write? Surely you'll show me!"

"..."
2012-12-02 11:33:35 AM
2 votes:
"around 4:20 p.m"
Nice!
2012-12-02 11:30:03 AM
2 votes:
www.questionablecontent.net
2012-12-02 11:16:32 AM
2 votes:

ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks


That's a dude with implants.
2012-12-02 09:42:10 AM
2 votes:

MayoSlather: It's one thing to write about sexcapades in public campus areas as an alumni. It's another to write about them as a current student. This may not have the happy ending she was looking for.


But as she points out in her story, it's not always about a happy ending.
2012-12-02 04:23:34 PM
1 votes:
She bring dishonor to family!
2012-12-02 03:01:37 PM
1 votes:

Pvt Joker: I sure her prospective employers will find this article interesting.


She's probably a journalism major. McDonalds won't care one way or the other.
2012-12-02 02:03:02 PM
1 votes:

TotallyHeadless: Is it trendy to admit to be known as a hoe? I really just don't get why girls think Is it "empowering" to advertise that their easy.

 

www.aerojockey.com
2012-12-02 01:55:58 PM
1 votes:
I'd hit it. I wonder if she likes overweight, balding men in their 40s.
2012-12-02 01:04:36 PM
1 votes:

Thisbymaster: I had a girlfriend that wanted to do in the library. We found the unused area of the library and started going at it. God i want her back so bad.


Forget about her back, how was her ass?
2012-12-02 12:32:19 PM
1 votes:
Say, while you're in the library anyhow, you might want to look up "pseudonym."

/Carly Bradshowoff
2012-12-02 12:23:26 PM
1 votes:

oukewldave: Who shares this much details? You'd never be able to do any of it again. I have a feeling she is making it all up for the paper.


Nah, its Berkeley. I think its a graduation requirement actually.
2012-12-02 12:16:01 PM
1 votes:
Use the group study rooms. that's what they're there for. we know why you're reserving the windowless ones in the basement near the print journals.

and protip: don't watch porn at the public computers that we can see from the reference desk

/university librarian
//we always catch some couple during the reading period before finals
2012-12-02 12:06:47 PM
1 votes:

ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks


That's a man, man.



/you know how I know you're gay?
2012-12-02 11:55:40 AM
1 votes:
The Famous Transgender Athletes Section
2012-12-02 11:49:12 AM
1 votes:
I'd dewey her decimal system.

/not
2012-12-02 11:37:04 AM
1 votes:
Other than providing fun places to get down, Berkeley is the best place to explore your sexuality. Our school is a predominantly safe and accepting space with many places, people and resources to help you discover your sexual self. It is the place where I learned what it means to be queer, to recognize the presence of patriarchy, to attempt polyamory and to become more confident in my sexuality so I could go ahead with new experiences - attending naked parties and orgies and writing a sex column, just to name a few.

Learn to appreciate your sexy side and experience a few frisky things during your time here. Take the Female Sexuality DeCal, have sex in Morrison, do the naked run and talk to people who are willing to share their personal experiences. The wide acceptance and freedom of open sexual expression are among the greatest legacies we have the opportunity to uphold at this university.


Snore. People who enjoy sex don't make it this much of a chore and don't make it the sole topic of conversation with others. People who are incredibly insecure, on the other hand, do exactly that.
2012-12-02 11:26:57 AM
1 votes:
I am filing this in my card catalog under "Parents, proud, must be so."
2012-12-02 11:23:00 AM
1 votes:
ahhh college newspapers. where freshmen learn they can swear in their articles and do so as much as possible until they graduate.

It makes them look like an adult
2012-12-02 11:14:34 AM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who goes to the Short Stories section?

/media.tumblr.com
2012-12-02 10:36:36 AM
1 votes:
a3.dailycal.org

I'd take her to the stacks
2012-12-02 09:38:10 AM
1 votes:
It's one thing to write about sexcapades in public campus areas as an alumni. It's another to write about them as a current student. This may not have the happy ending she was looking for.
 
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