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(The Daily Californian)   "The trick to having sex in the library is to pick a section of books that people won't ever think to look up. Like the British Royal Academy archives"   (dailycal.org) divider line 24
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2012-12-02 11:37:04 AM  
5 votes:
Other than providing fun places to get down, Berkeley is the best place to explore your sexuality. Our school is a predominantly safe and accepting space with many places, people and resources to help you discover your sexual self. It is the place where I learned what it means to be queer, to recognize the presence of patriarchy, to attempt polyamory and to become more confident in my sexuality so I could go ahead with new experiences - attending naked parties and orgies and writing a sex column, just to name a few.

Learn to appreciate your sexy side and experience a few frisky things during your time here. Take the Female Sexuality DeCal, have sex in Morrison, do the naked run and talk to people who are willing to share their personal experiences. The wide acceptance and freedom of open sexual expression are among the greatest legacies we have the opportunity to uphold at this university.


Snore. People who enjoy sex don't make it this much of a chore and don't make it the sole topic of conversation with others. People who are incredibly insecure, on the other hand, do exactly that.
2012-12-02 09:38:10 AM  
3 votes:
It's one thing to write about sexcapades in public campus areas as an alumni. It's another to write about them as a current student. This may not have the happy ending she was looking for.
2012-12-02 10:36:36 AM  
2 votes:
a3.dailycal.org

I'd take her to the stacks
2012-12-02 05:34:17 PM  
1 votes:
Ugh. Only kids in college write that way. Overuse of big words to show off their psuedo-intellectualism.

Anyhow, can't wait to see her future career in pron.
2012-12-02 03:01:37 PM  
1 votes:

Pvt Joker: I sure her prospective employers will find this article interesting.


She's probably a journalism major. McDonalds won't care one way or the other.
2012-12-02 02:37:23 PM  
1 votes:

Pvt Joker: I sure her prospective employers will find this article interesting.


I'd consider it a positive: people who are unafraid of what other people think (which someone would have to be to write something like this, even at Berkeley), are likely to be more effective at getting things done without fuss, and they'd be nice to have around for an honest opinion in a world of shameless butt-lickers and timid passive-agressive yes men and women.

/plus it'd be an easy score
2012-12-02 02:17:45 PM  
1 votes:

Mega Steve: B) Jump out at them, screaming "Jesus sees you dirty sinners! Repent! REPENT!!!"


Oh man you should have done this. It would have been hilarious!
2012-12-02 02:10:48 PM  
1 votes:

Klippoklondike: Richard Saunders: [i1202.photobucket.com image 302x400]
Wants security increased in the Paleontology section.

Came for it, leaving happy


i199.photobucket.com

I'd take her to the Paleontology section, IYKWIM.

/Anck-Su-Namun was hotter
2012-12-02 02:05:53 PM  
1 votes:
One Summer, I worked in a library at a Jesuit Catholic college. One of my tasks was to sort out the government documents section of the library. The college had been around for well over a hundred years, and the library had several additions built on to it over the years. The government documents section was in the oldest part of the library.

I knew from the start that it might be a hook-up spot, what with the liquor and beer bottles left on shelves. Being Summer, it was fairly quiet until one day I walk in to get to work and I hear what was obviously someone having sexytime. I considered my options...

A) Leave them alone and come back in half an hour or so
B) Jump out at them, screaming "Jesus sees you dirty sinners! Repent! REPENT!!!"
C) Wander up to them quietly and ask "You gonna finish that?"
D) Go up the row beside theirs and start slowly pushing books at them, one at a time until they run away

While I love being evil, I decided to go with A. This might be the dude's only chance to get laid, and what kind of person would I be if I had ruined that?
2012-12-02 01:17:29 PM  
1 votes:
Is it trendy to admit to be known as a hoe? I really just don't get why girls think Is it "empowering" to advertise that their easy.
2012-12-02 01:10:53 PM  
1 votes:
Her parents must be so proud.
2012-12-02 12:47:02 PM  
1 votes:

The Face Of Oblivion: Snore. People who enjoy sex don't make it this much of a chore and don't make it the sole topic of conversation with others. People who are incredibly insecure, on the other hand, do exactly that.


I have the same biatch about my friends who insist in living in gayborhoods. Live gay, shop gay, eat gay, and talk gay. Get the fark out and expose yourself to new things already. And that includes having to deal with people who may not agree with you.

/THE HORROR!
2012-12-02 12:35:29 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "The wide acceptance and freedom of open sexual expression are among the greatest legacies we have the opportunity to uphold at this university."

Oh, ok. So, academic achievement takes a back seat to your quest to fark anytime, anywhere, with anyone?

/She's an attention whore.
//And not a very good looking one at that.
2012-12-02 12:23:26 PM  
1 votes:

oukewldave: Who shares this much details? You'd never be able to do any of it again. I have a feeling she is making it all up for the paper.


Nah, its Berkeley. I think its a graduation requirement actually.
2012-12-02 12:16:01 PM  
1 votes:
Use the group study rooms. that's what they're there for. we know why you're reserving the windowless ones in the basement near the print journals.

and protip: don't watch porn at the public computers that we can see from the reference desk

/university librarian
//we always catch some couple during the reading period before finals
2012-12-02 12:02:44 PM  
1 votes:
Seriously? Librarians have it hard enough as it is. Just do it in the park or something, if you need that kind of stimulation.
2012-12-02 12:01:00 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. I pity the poor Stacks Technician whose day they just ruined. Someone gets to move the shelves back, clean up your gross mess, put back books you knocked around, and generally clean up after you. All for $7.25 an hour. What an ass.

Keep your sex out of the library unless you're willing to provide some kind of "benefit" for the ones who have to clean up the fruit of your labor...
2012-12-02 11:44:48 AM  
1 votes:
For me, the trick to having sex in the library was learning how to avoid paper cuts.

On a more serious note, most libraries of any size now have security cameras everywhere. So choose your locations carefully.
2012-12-02 11:37:30 AM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks

That's a dude with implants.


There's a picture to make lesbians turn straight.
2012-12-02 11:33:35 AM  
1 votes:
"around 4:20 p.m"
Nice!
2012-12-02 11:30:03 AM  
1 votes:
www.questionablecontent.net
2012-12-02 11:25:29 AM  
1 votes:
Wanna bet ten different couples show up to each of those formerly secluded locations tomorrow? Either you get an orgy in the stacks or a lot of red faces. And I bet the library will be upping security.
2012-12-02 11:16:32 AM  
1 votes:

ArkAngel: [a3.dailycal.org image 250x350]

I'd take her to the stacks


That's a dude with implants.
2012-12-02 10:47:27 AM  
1 votes:
Thanks!  That section of books sure did the trick, granted the section of books wasn't the best conversationalist and refused to cuddle afterwards but any portfolio in a storm, right?
 
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