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(Huffington Post)   Not news: Mitt Romney spent Thanksgiving in Boston. Fark: Boston Market   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 30
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2012-12-02 06:07:21 PM  
8 votes:
I know why:

Thanksgiving, 2012. The family comes over to Mitt's house and encounter only the chauffeur, who doesn't know where Mitt and Ann are. The reality is that Mitt has been locked in this study for days, nursing the same glass of scotch, looking out the window. Occasionally tears roll down his face, but that's only when his imaginary world of not being president comes to the forefront.

Ann is in one of the guest bedrooms, popping pills like they're Mentos. The weird smell is from the walk-in closet which has been used as the bathroom since November 10th. The real bathroom is right next to it, but Ann is too strung out to realize or care.

The family downstairs figures this out when they hear Mitt screaming for his Secretary of Defense (before weeping) and Ann talking about her failed life and dreams. Then one of their sons (Zip, Bang, or Whizzo) tells the kids to go outside to play, hurriedly runs to Boston Market, and salvages something out of the holiday. The family leaves when they realize Mitt and Ann aren't coming down for quite a while yet.
2012-12-02 04:11:20 PM  
5 votes:

propasaurus: cryinoutloud: Oh come on people. We already have the "piss on Mitt Romney" thread right below.

I've still got more piss.

 

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2012-12-02 02:23:26 PM  
5 votes:
www.wtop.com
Daddy, is the turkey ready yet?

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2012-12-02 11:56:03 AM  
5 votes:
Mitt's going to have some explaining to do at the club, when his friends find out he gave his cook Thanksgiving off. shiat like that gets around. Next year, everyone's cook will want the day off.
2012-12-02 11:47:09 AM  
5 votes:

Raharu: Thanks Giving must have been very awkward and the Rmoneys this year.


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Well, yeah... can you imagine trying to eat while having to look at this for the entire meal?
2012-12-02 02:42:49 PM  
4 votes:
TLC should just give the Romney's their own show.
2012-12-02 02:11:58 PM  
4 votes:

Delay: I'm gonna say it again. This Boston Market stuff is BS. There is too much information Romney's Thanksgiving dinner. Either the writer made it up or Romney just told him Boston Market because he thinks that's what common folks do.


Considering that all we have is the word of a friend and nothing else, you might have something here.

Over Thanksgiving, one of Romney's five sons, Josh, his wife and their four children packed into a single bedroom at the Spanish-style villa on Dunemere Drive here. One friend said they ordered their turkey dinner from Boston Market, the home-style restaurant chain, because there were too many kids running around the house to bother with cooking a feast. 

I heard another friend say that they saw Romney passed out at 31 Flavors last night, it must've been pretty serious.
2012-12-02 05:38:16 PM  
3 votes:
I don't want to say I cooked a big bird, but for next year, I'm having a turkey elevator put in.
2012-12-02 03:23:02 PM  
3 votes:
Poor emo Romney. No one wants to see you cry in Boston Market. Go somewhere else.

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Good idea.
2012-12-02 03:21:05 PM  
3 votes:

cryinoutloud: Oh come on people. We already have the "piss on Mitt Romney" thread right below.


I've still got more piss.
2012-12-02 02:24:57 PM  
3 votes:
Awwwwwww....

Isn't that adorable??

He thinks he's people!
2012-12-02 02:06:34 PM  
3 votes:
Did he spend so much trying to buy the Presidency that he cant afford a decent resteraunt?
2012-12-02 07:58:29 PM  
2 votes:

MithrandirBooga: canwolfshadow: Did he spend so much trying to buy the Presidency that he cant afford a decent resteraunt?


I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the Romney's fired all of their hired help when they found out that they had the nerve to go out and vote.

It would just be assumed that the servants voted for RomneyObama, because that's what the poors do.

And we all know that Romney likes firing people who provide services for him.




Whoops. Had one too many drinks tonight :D
2012-12-02 06:12:33 PM  
2 votes:
Eating at Boston Market is a sign of depression. Eating a Thanksgiving dinner at Boston Market is a serious cry for help.
2012-12-02 03:27:46 PM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: Oh come on people. We already have the "piss on Mitt Romney" thread right below.


Good. The comments from this thread can "trickle down" into that one.
2012-12-02 02:34:28 PM  
2 votes:
UltraFark: Someone forgot to tell Paul Ryan the election was over, so he forced his way into Boston Market's sink room to be photographed washing already-clean pots.
2012-12-02 02:24:39 PM  
2 votes:
www.urantiansojourn.com

Oven Mitt
2012-12-02 02:19:12 PM  
2 votes:
I bet he used a 50% off coupon.
2012-12-02 09:01:42 AM  
2 votes:
A fake feast for a fake family. Perfect.
2012-12-02 10:22:01 PM  
1 votes:
Mitt who?
2012-12-02 07:57:37 PM  
1 votes:

canwolfshadow: Did he spend so much trying to buy the Presidency that he cant afford a decent resteraunt?



I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the Romney's fired all of their hired help when they found out that they had the nerve to go out and vote.

It would just be assumed that the servants voted for Romney, because that's what the poors do.

And we all know that Romney likes firing people who provide services for him.
2012-12-02 06:30:06 PM  
1 votes:
Hell, even Diddy pretended to cook.
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2012-12-02 06:16:44 PM  
1 votes:

ringo2: Folks, Ann Romney has multiple sclerosis. Probably the real reason for the car elevator (they're thinking ahead, to when she won't be able to handle stairs).


She needs to drive to her living room because she can't walk up the stairs?
2012-12-02 06:03:22 PM  
1 votes:
Aren't we due one of his exstaffers leaking the taz returns by now?
2012-12-02 03:43:17 PM  
1 votes:
I'd have to imagine one of perks of being super rich is the food.

Boston Market?

I know the dude has like 475 people in his immediate family to feed, but splurge a little.
2012-12-02 02:59:01 PM  
1 votes:

The Onion is prophetic: Raharu: Thanks Giving must have been very awkward and the Rmoneys this year.

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Well, yeah... can you imagine trying to eat while having to look at this for the entire meal?


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Yeah, even this guy thinks its creepy
2012-12-02 02:39:06 PM  
1 votes:
That guy is such a white turkey.
2012-12-02 02:36:08 PM  
1 votes:
So, Ann is suicidal, Tagg is homicidal, Mitt is still trying to comprehend human emotions, lord knows what Bapp is thinking....
2012-12-02 02:29:41 PM  
1 votes:

jaytkay: Delay: My point is why would they need drive past some of the best take out restaurants in La Jolla, through the next town (Pacific Beach) with all its restaurants, and

Like lots of people would choose something they see on TV as opposed to some unknown "risky" (to them) option.

I used to work with a guy who, at age 40, was amazed I would choose some no-name taco stand for lunch, instead of McDonald's or Taco Bell. The idea just never occurred to him.

/ He really liked the taco stand.


Ever since I've moved out East I can understand. When you don't have much money then you can't really afford to have a bad meal out and with the locally owned places you are taking your chances since the visible ones (vs the ones only locals know about) can range in quality from 1-10 on any given night while franchises will give a solid 6.5 every time. In Cali I could take a chance just driving down any road because the people cared about what they served, especially in cheaper places.

/miss west coast food
2012-12-02 02:16:53 PM  
1 votes:
It would fit his personality perfectly, since Boston Market for Thanksgiving is what an alien robot would eat, thinking that's what normal human beings do... while pretty much everybody else makes it at home, even if it's just pouring the cranberry blob out of the can.
 
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