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(Tech Crunch)   How to get people to do things they don't want to do OR Why the man will offer you a lollipop   (techcrunch.com) divider line 8
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2012-12-02 10:56:34 AM
3 votes:
The way to manipulate puppets is to make them think your ideas were their ideas.
2012-12-02 10:21:45 AM
2 votes:
Ask for something totally ridiculous (dude, can I have a million dollars?)
Then ask for something less ridiculous (ok then, can I have a month of TotalFark?)
2012-12-02 04:10:05 PM
1 votes:
Oddly enough, in The Hobbit, this exact same approach was used by Gandalf to get Bilbo to trek half-way across Middle Earth with a bunch of dwarves on a mad scheme to steal a dragon's treasure:

1. The party of dwarves showed up at Bilbo's hobbit-hole in ones or twos over the afternoon, rather than all at the same time. That way, Bilbo wouldn't be intimidated by the whole bunch appearing on his doorstep at once.

2. Every time Bilbo or the dwarves would grumble about how long the journey was, Gandalf would point out that it's only a little way to the next way-point they were planning to stop at.

3. Bilbo was promised a full share of the dragon's treasure once he could figure out how to get it away from the dragon.
2012-12-02 12:44:03 PM
1 votes:
I despise manipulating others as much as I despised being manipulated. The rest of you simply suck at being human. 

/no, I'm the one who sucks at being human, apparently
2012-12-02 11:31:09 AM
1 votes:
Subby's trying to sound like the intro to
Fractured Fairy Tales
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2012-12-02 10:50:24 AM
1 votes:

SomeAmerican: sure haven't: MONEY

There, I just solved every employee issue in the history of mankind.

Doesn't work. Increasing salaries just replaces the folks who say "I'm not getting paid enough to put up with this BS" with folks who say "My time is too valuable to put up with this BS".


It worked at my job. The people you're talking about were encouraged to leave (ahem).
2012-12-02 10:01:11 AM
1 votes:
Or, how to be the sneakiest prick in the prick pool by finding new ways to live in the shark tank of a culture we've created instead of everybody just playing fair. "It's my job" has to be the most piss poor, weak Willy, Nancy assed excuse for being a douchebag on earth.
2012-12-02 06:52:41 AM
1 votes:
There are 3 ways to get something done:
1. do it yourself,
2. pay someone to do it, or
3. forbid your kids from doing it

/"do one thing every day that you do not want to do," that is the key to a worry-free existence -mark twain, or something
 
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