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2003-12-06 02:16:07 PM
"May 1 is the second-most important satanic holiday, and is known as Beltane"

WTF??? Beltane is not now nor has it EVER been a satanic holiday!!!

someone is seriously deluded.
 
2003-12-06 05:21:40 PM
This person clearly read the first two pages of about 500 esoteric books without understanding even one of them. Since when is 5 the number of death? Throwing numbers around half-assed and imbuing them with your own meaning doesn't make them right, no matter how many of them you can concoct in a single article.

Then again, whenever I hear the word "Illuminati" in the text, I already know where the rest of it is going.
 
2003-12-06 05:57:36 PM
How is this less or more belivable than our current administration's reasons for being there? Oh, because it isn't spewing from the mouth of CNN or Fox news?
 
2003-12-06 08:50:20 PM
Wait... the war's over?
 
2003-12-06 08:50:54 PM
The war ended? When did that happen?
 
2003-12-06 08:54:29 PM
ended?
 
2003-12-06 08:55:12 PM
Wait, the Iraq war ended?

When did this happen and why wasn't it approved on Fark?
 
2003-12-06 08:55:52 PM
More plausible than some of the reasons given by the Bush Administration.
 
2003-12-06 08:56:36 PM
"Bible scholars have long maintained that the number "42" is a definite, even though a minor, number denoting Antichrist and his kingdom."

Douglas Adams is the Antichrist.
 
2003-12-06 08:57:36 PM
tinfoil hats are for tech-paranoia
goats bladder hats are for superstition
 
2003-12-06 08:59:36 PM
JrBobDobbs

as is google
 
2003-12-06 09:00:12 PM
In before Emperor-Jay.

Who are these Illuminati and where can I join their club of doom?
 
2003-12-06 09:04:19 PM
I need some Slack crossbuster.
 
2003-12-06 09:05:08 PM
You mean it wasn't because overwhelming American ground and air power crushed the crappy, Third world Iraqi army?

/news to me
 
2003-12-06 09:05:39 PM
Wow, that's... different
 
2003-12-06 09:06:19 PM
I'm bored with the war in iraq
I'm waiting for USA vs China!
 
2003-12-06 09:10:01 PM
Put your tinfoil hats on, the Iraq war started and ended because of occult holidays

I though this was common knowledge. Silly, uninformed farkers...

*tips tinfoil hat
 
2003-12-06 09:12:49 PM
And all this time I thought the war was based on Christian occult reasons.
 
2003-12-06 09:13:05 PM
Also, as an Irish historian, I fail to see how the major Druidic high days, which are irretrievably twisted by modern paganistic fads, have anything to do with Satan, especially since the first Christian missionaries who would've come into direct contact with Druidic tradition would have done so after about 200 AD, several centuries after the demarcation of high days.

Where the hell is Emperor-Jay, anyway?
 
2003-12-06 09:15:56 PM
2003-12-06 08:55:12 PM protoman
Wait, the Iraq war ended?
When did this happen and why wasn't it approved on Fark?


Flight suit?
Aircraft carrier?
Mission accomplished?
 
2003-12-06 09:16:22 PM
I'd like some of what the author of this article has been smoking.
 
2003-12-06 09:18:18 PM
THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIAT
BLA

THE WAR AIN'T OVER BY THE WAY
 
2003-12-06 09:18:32 PM
it is highly significant that the Iraqi War -- planned since 1952 --


.....
 
2003-12-06 09:20:06 PM
Anyone else hear we're imprisoning the relatives of suspected Iraqi militants? 'Cause it worked so well for Israel I guess.
 
2003-12-06 09:20:21 PM
Dude!!1! OMFG!!! I think that I just shat myself!! I mean, I was never good at math, so I didn't really get what they meant... but it sounds SO true!

They're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee!
 
2003-12-06 09:22:56 PM
May 1, 2003, is exactly 597 days after the 9/11 attacks, so we are apparently continuing to march according to the Illuminati timeline emanating from that terrible event.

Did he even tie this to any of his numerological 'facts', or is that a standalone statement that was meant to make sense?
 
2003-12-06 09:24:05 PM
Thats it, I am going to go shout at the devil!!!

 
2003-12-06 09:25:09 PM
are you making fun of my tinfoil hat?!?!
 
2003-12-06 09:25:49 PM
what war? wasnt it a liberation?

"Bible scholars have long maintained that the number "42" is a definite, even though a minor, number denoting Antichrist and his kingdom."
i thought 42 was the meaning of life.
 
2003-12-06 09:27:46 PM
Why is he referencing Bible scholars to make an argument about the Illuminati and Druidism?
 
2003-12-06 09:29:14 PM
There's some great death-metal band name potential in amongst the silliness:

Spring Fertility Rite

the Satanic Druids

Black Magick Satanists

Kingdom of Antichrist

Mars Ingress

Shushan Purim

Druidic Witch's Calendar

the Tribulation Period

Weeks of Years

Man of Lawlessness

Blood Sacrifice to the Beast

National Prayer Breakfast

Spiritual Numerology

Master Initiate

Watch North Korea

Are You Spiritually Ready?
 
2003-12-06 09:29:19 PM
Other gems from that guy's site (or whatever site is linked at the bottom):

MICHAEL JACKSON: SIX-STEPPING AMERICA INTO ANOTHER STAGE IN OUR NATIONAL MORAL COLLAPSE

BOOKCOVERS OF TWO HARRY POTTER BOOKS DISPLAY AN OCCULT SYMBOL OF ANTICHRIST!

M.M.E.A. - MULTIPLE MICRO ELECTRODE ARRAY IMPLANTABLE CHIP -- IS IT JUST ANOTHER "SATANIC INSERT" WHICH HAVE BEEN USED BY COVENS FOR OVER 4,000 YEARS?

JEWISH AUTHORS CONFIRM CUTTING EDGE ANALYSIS OF THE BLACK MAGICK MASONIC CONTROL OF ZIONISM, ISRAEL, AND CURRENT MIDDLE EAST EVENTS!

ROME'S VENERATION OF THE VIRGIN MARY IS SIMPLY A CONTINUATION OF THE WORSHIP OF THE VIRGIN MOTHER - DIVINE CHILD IN THE PAGAN SUN GOD TRADITION!

"SMOKING GUN" PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE
 
2003-12-06 09:29:40 PM
2003-12-06 09:15:56 PM wldncrzy14
Flight suit?
Aircraft carrier?
Mission accomplished?


Why is soo much read into that, moreover just think for yourselves and its clear that the war will not be over until either stability comes to the country as seen by physical changes, and honestly probably not until 25 years from now, or all foreign troops are pulled out.
Dam, even if the president said "Mission Over", which he did not, he simply said "End to major combat", which in all likelihood simply meant that all grounds had been taken, certainly not that that all grounds had been secured, I would not blindly read into all what he said, with out objectively looking at what the situation was.
Personally, I think all that was just a PR move, kinda to help the mood of the troops.
What the hell would have been better that he say "yeah we are done one stage but now comes the real hard and long part where bringing about change is on the to do list"? Yeah that would have gone over just peachy.
 
Oro
2003-12-06 09:30:43 PM
I, for one, AM spiritually ready. I guess that means I win.
 
2003-12-06 09:30:52 PM
is that all really from the article?
/didnt read article
btw ur username is a good band.
 
2003-12-06 09:31:36 PM
dreadnought, I was half-joking with that (But I still think he's a moron to have said it). With regards to the article, however, that's what the author is pointing to when he says the Iraq War has ended.
 
2003-12-06 09:33:55 PM
Dreadnought

So many Farkers are gone now - do you remember when just before the war some guy posted in a thread when the war would begin and end? He was off by like six days - cause he said it would end on May 7? Now THAT was freaky. (and no - he wasn't a psychic - I think rather a very hooked up farker).
 
Oro
2003-12-06 09:35:10 PM
Therion:I call "National Prayer Breakfast". That one's mine, I called it.
 
2003-12-06 09:35:20 PM

Ja Alskar Fan!!!
 
2003-12-06 09:38:20 PM
Alright...let me get this straight...as a Neo-Pagan Witch, I'm either (1)a smelly peace-loving, tree-hugging hippy or (2) getting the president of the United States to start major wars on my and my secret cult's (WHOOPS--shouldn't have given that away) behalf.

/can't win either way
 
2003-12-06 09:39:32 PM
MikeWeath said:
Anyone else hear we're imprisoning the relatives of suspected Iraqi militants? 'Cause it worked so well for Israel I guess.


Bah, that's Old and Busted. Technically, we're temporarily detaining them for questioning, in order to follow the Geneva Convention.

New Hotness -- The infamous 45-minute claim may be true.

Discuss.
 
2003-12-06 09:42:51 PM
I read the first sentance and the last sentance.... Garbage, don't waste time, its not even funny.
 
2003-12-06 09:45:37 PM
Rayonic New hotness... that is an article from July. If there was anything to his story then it would be all over the place right now. The fact that we are RIGHT NOW imprisoning family members of suspect militants and also destroying their homes is a more up to date story.
 
2003-12-06 09:48:27 PM
Bzzzt. The 45 minute claim is a bunch of crap.

Since when did wingnuts consider the Telegraph as a reliable news source?
 
2003-12-06 09:48:46 PM
Silly Illuminati.

The real answer:

28:06:42:12
 
2003-12-06 09:50:11 PM
Those are my lotto numbers!
 
2003-12-06 09:50:18 PM
Rayonic,

What about the claims of Iraqi scientists that they lied to Saddam for years about making those weapons?

Also, the article pretty well points out that the claimed weapons were for use in Iraq. They were transported in SUVs.

Hardly a threat to America, Great Britain, or the world.

And it was emphasized the 45 minute claim was from a single source, with no verification by any other means.

So it's a good thing we went to war on the claims of a single person?
 
2003-12-06 09:50:55 PM
the saddest part: i bet this guy (and others) believes himself
 
2003-12-06 09:55:45 PM
Code_Archeologist:

Ah shoot, didn't check the date. Old and Busted. :-(

spamdog:

Not that your article means much either, mind you. Kelly's "revelation" has about as much weight as Joe Wilson's.
 
2003-12-06 09:56:50 PM
Hail Eris
 
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