filter: BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.

How does someone 'become' homosexual? Was it something he ate?

Probably took courses at a local community college.

Classroom work is simple. Homework is a pain in the ass.

FTA: Now, almost two years later, a New York jury has convicted model Renato Seabra of the grisly second-degree murder.

There was this joke doin' the rounds when I was in Grade 1. Probably one of the first 5 "proper" jokes I evarr had told to me, FWIW.

Summarised in 2 sentences. "Kid has to come to school the next day and present 3 words for the class. The 3 words he chooses are ones he randomly overheard that afternoon after school, and they were: Takeoff. Zebra. Baby.

Oh you better believe it.

// just wondering if that joke, in various forms, has crossed oceans and generations?
// or if it was peculiar to my neck of the woods? 

mc_madness: I bet he choked the older man out with his THICK, girthy chipotle man meat.

Dripping in splooge, fecal matter, and blood..,

you sound curious

Arkanaut: Was he a hand model?

I wouldn't be surprised, as it sounds like he made his living with hand jobs and the like.

The dead guy was a gossip columnist; doesn't this qualify as euthanasia?

LonMead: filter: BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.

How does someone 'become' homosexual? Was it something he ate?

Probably took courses at a local community college.

Classroom work is simple. Homework is a pain in the ass.

Well played.

maggoo: propasaurus: Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?

Not quite. It's an example of how far in the modeling world you get if you agree to suck 65yo cock that have some influence in it.

As the story goes, the model wasn't even gay, but when the 65yo gay fashion columnist started to hit on him with a "I can make you a star" routine, he went along with it. Hence, the "I'll cut your nuts off" rage fit when he was dumped.

Umm. If you're a dude and you suck cack, you're gay.

but why male models?

BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.

How does someone 'become' homosexual? Was it something he ate?

Kurmudgeon: GungFu: Oh, and gays aren't allowed to kill each other now?

Yeah, most countries have laws against murder.
You're my liable to be killed by someone of your own group than by someone outside it.
/imagine that

What if a gay man murdered another gay man in Iran? Would they give him a free pass?

DNRTFA Zoolander is a gem.

Oh, and gays aren't allowed to kill each other now?

The persecution of the homosexual is alive and well in America, people. When will this intolerance end?

They should keep him alone in prison. He is a homasexual: put him with other guys is not punishment it's like putting a child in a chocolate factory.
I feel bad for the old man. I don't agree with what he was but nobody deserves to die like that.

Bathia_Mapes: Did he stab his victim with a Blue Steel knife?

Or shot with a magnum?