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2012-12-02 05:10:41 AM  

propasaurus: Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?


Not quite. It's an example of how far in the modeling world you get if you agree to suck 65yo cock that have some influence in it.

As the story goes, the model wasn't even gay, but when the 65yo gay fashion columnist started to hit on him with a "I can make you a star" routine, he went along with it. Hence, the "I'll cut your nuts off" rage fit when he was dumped.
 
2012-12-02 05:11:13 AM  

Kurmudgeon: GungFu: Oh, and gays aren't allowed to kill each other now?

Yeah, most countries have laws against murder.
You're my liable to be killed by someone of your own group than by someone outside it.
/imagine that


What if a gay man murdered another gay man in Iran? Would they give him a free pass?
 
2012-12-02 05:21:52 AM  

eraser8: Why do people refer to models who are men as "male models" when almost no one refers to models who are women as "female models"?


Same concept that makes any woman associated with porn into a porn star.
 
2012-12-02 05:25:53 AM  

FerroMancer: Portuguese citizen kills another Portuguese citizen.
Yes, it was done on American soil, but....

.....why is this being tried in the states?


Rumour has it, the victim's family wanted him tried in a jurisdiction whose longest sentence wasn't 25 years in prison, and the killer's familyl couldn't afford a lawyer to do anything about it.
 
2012-12-02 05:31:45 AM  
What's with gay people going totally bonkers when their lovers left them?

I mean, yeah, hetero men go bonkers on estranged lovers too, but gays go for the gusto. It's always a grisly, super bloody murder. It has to be dozens of stabbings, bludgeoning, disfiguring the victim while bathing in the blood or whatever. Can't they just get a gun and shoot the motherfarker?
 
2012-12-02 05:34:46 AM  

fusillade762: What about Versace?


Versace was murdered by a 20-something man known for taking money from older men for sex.
 
2012-12-02 05:37:33 AM  

BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.


How does someone 'become' homosexual? Was it something he ate?
 
2012-12-02 05:59:51 AM  

filter: BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.

How does someone 'become' homosexual? Was it something he ate?


Probably took courses at a local community college.

Classroom work is simple. Homework is a pain in the ass.
 
2012-12-02 06:01:14 AM  
wow the old guys name was castro and he got castrated.
 
2012-12-02 06:03:23 AM  

filter: How does someone 'become' homosexual?


Better to ask why so many gay people wind up in (unhappy) heterosexual relationships. Family / social pressure, mostly.

It is changing. Most of my over-40 gay friends -- those who came of age in the 70s or 80s -- were previously in hetero marriages or long-term relationships. It's a lot less common among my friends who came of age in the 90s or later.

Was it something he ate?

What you did there. I see it.
 
2012-12-02 06:03:55 AM  
So let me get this straight. He thought the geezer was holding a fish, and lunged at him.
 
2012-12-02 06:07:32 AM  

maggoo: Not quite. It's an example of how far in the modeling world you get if you agree to suck 65yo cock that have some influence in it.


THIS.

Pretty much the only way to get anywhere in the fashion world. There are 100x (at least) as many models as there are fashion gigs. The competition is insane. Sucking the right dicks is the most reliable way to get noticed.
 
2012-12-02 06:30:29 AM  

eraser8: Why do people refer to models who are men as "male models" when almost no one refers to models who are women as "female models"?


I don't know. Why is it that, according to the press, gay people have lovers but straight people have boyfriends/girlfriends, fiances/fiancees and husbands/wives?
 
2012-12-02 06:39:37 AM  
Wait... so was this guy a "journalist" or a "gossip columnist"?
/yes, it matters...
 
2012-12-02 07:27:08 AM  
He's a perfectly passable male model of the American Apparel variety.
 
2012-12-02 07:31:46 AM  

Big Ramifications: // just wondering if that joke, in various forms, has crossed oceans and generations?
// or if it was peculiar to my neck of the woods?


Well, it's only going to exist in places where "zebra" is pronounced "zeebra", so it don't fly in the British Isles.
 
2012-12-02 07:43:58 AM  
So another "homocide" for the books and I'm wondering about the whole castration thing. It was a crime of passion and they flew in so it's unlikely they had knives so what happened, were they having a farewell fark and the model just decided to bite it off?

Homocides are so common in boys town in LA that a female nurse and her gay male friend bought a house together and then she murdered him to get the house and castrated him so it would look like a homocide but screwed some other stuff up, got caught and has been on death row for decades.
 
2012-12-02 07:59:17 AM  
but why male models?
 
2012-12-02 08:18:00 AM  

Gordon Bennett: eraser8: Why do people refer to models who are men as "male models" when almost no one refers to models who are women as "female models"?

I don't know. Why is it that, according to the press, gay people have lovers but straight people have boyfriends/girlfriends, fiances/fiancees and husbands/wives?


well, a bunch of silly state laws pretty much rule out the use of these particular terms but i don't know about boyfriend/girlfriend. reporters don't tend to offer the same not so 'subtle' phrases that others do when you hear the term 'significant other.' def. code for same sex partner
 
2012-12-02 08:22:49 AM  
Portugal? Is that country still around?
 
2012-12-02 08:43:04 AM  

rocky_howard: What's with gay people going totally bonkers when their lovers left them?

I mean, yeah, hetero men go bonkers on estranged lovers too, but gays go for the gusto. It's always a grisly, super bloody murder. It has to be dozens of stabbings, bludgeoning, disfiguring the victim while bathing in the blood or whatever. Can't they just get a gun and shoot the motherfarker?


are the gays really gay, or gay for pay like this poor dude was? sounds like an even worse situation than what the Elmo accuser found himself in with his pre-Elmo lover.

Men are assholes. They're assholes to women lovers, and they're assholes to male lovers. That old man was in the wrong to cut it off with the dude he was sexually harassing and sexually blackmailing while in a foreign country. He thought he was going to get over on the control games. Well, now he's dead.

Fk him.

/no sympathy for dudes who abuse other people
//the old man was an abuser
///the casting couch is abuse
 
2012-12-02 08:48:44 AM  
If these two kids can't make love work in this crazy world, there's no hope for the rest of us.
 
Slu
2012-12-02 08:52:17 AM  

FerroMancer: gadian: FerroMancer: Excuse me, quick question.

Portuguese citizen kills another Portuguese citizen.
Yes, it was done on American soil, but....

.....why is this being tried in the states?

That's really all there is to it.

I see what you mean, but if it was the other way around and it was two US citizens, we would have had this guy back through extradition before the blood was done pooling.


No we wouldn't.
 
2012-12-02 08:59:33 AM  
uhhh...bonjour
 
2012-12-02 10:18:50 AM  

BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.


I love performance art!
 
2012-12-02 10:25:25 AM  

maggoo: propasaurus: Hm. That's what passes for a male model in Portugal?

Not quite. It's an example of how far in the modeling world you get if you agree to suck 65yo cock that have some influence in it.

As the story goes, the model wasn't even gay, but when the 65yo gay fashion columnist started to hit on him with a "I can make you a star" routine, he went along with it. Hence, the "I'll cut your nuts off" rage fit when he was dumped.


Umm. If you're a dude and you suck cack, you're gay.
 
2012-12-02 11:09:22 AM  
www.badhaven.com

Don't disturb my friend; he's dead tired...
 
2012-12-02 11:13:36 AM  

LonMead: filter: BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.

How does someone 'become' homosexual? Was it something he ate?

Probably took courses at a local community college.

Classroom work is simple. Homework is a pain in the ass.


Well played.
 
2012-12-02 11:14:10 AM  

Mega Steve: What if a gay man murdered another gay man in Iran? Would they give him a free pass?


It would depend on what level he is.
They get up to 30th level or higher, they can be pretty tough.
 
2012-12-02 11:25:03 AM  
Was he a hand model?
 
2012-12-02 11:31:48 AM  

iron de havilland: Big Ramifications: // just wondering if that joke, in various forms, has crossed oceans and generations?
// or if it was peculiar to my neck of the woods?

Well, it's only going to exist in places where "zebra" is pronounced "zeebra", so it don't fly in the British Isles.

~
~
That's what made it absurd [funny absurd?]. You'd say the punch line in a Pepe Le Pew voice. This is a 6 year old mimicking the accent of a sex-starved Frenchman, telling an [imaginary] woman to take of her bra. Crikey! We should have been punished.

i48.tinypic.com
Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah - we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!
 
2012-12-02 11:47:23 AM  
The dead guy was a gossip columnist; doesn't this qualify as euthanasia?
 
2012-12-02 11:49:16 AM  

BesiktasBoy83: They should keep him alone in prison. He is a homasexual: put him with other guys is not punishment it's like putting a child in a chocolate factory.
I feel bad for the old man. I don't agree with what he was but nobody deserves to die like that.


What he was? Please explain.
 
2012-12-02 12:35:20 PM  

FerroMancer: gadian: FerroMancer: Excuse me, quick question.

Portuguese citizen kills another Portuguese citizen.
Yes, it was done on American soil, but....

.....why is this being tried in the states?

That's really all there is to it.

I see what you mean, but if it was the other way around and it was two US citizens, we would have had this guy back through extradition before the blood was done pooling.


From my admittedly limited experience, this isn't true. When a friend of mine went to China for a few months, part of the orientation from the State Department was about foreign law enforcement. They told him if he broke the law over there the best they could do was make sure he had a fair trial and had representation.

Again, anecdotal evidence, nothing more.
 
2012-12-02 12:51:03 PM  

cygnusx13: Umm. If you're a dude and you suck cack, you're gay.


There's a thing called gay for pay.

Case in point: just because one of those gay republicans marries a woman and has a bunch of kids, that doesn't mean they are any straighter than Liberace.
 
2012-12-02 12:52:38 PM  

Arkanaut: Was he a hand model?


I wouldn't be surprised, as it sounds like he made his living with hand jobs and the like.
 
2012-12-02 02:52:13 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: rocky_howard: What's with gay people going totally bonkers when their lovers left them?

I mean, yeah, hetero men go bonkers on estranged lovers too, but gays go for the gusto. It's always a grisly, super bloody murder. It has to be dozens of stabbings, bludgeoning, disfiguring the victim while bathing in the blood or whatever. Can't they just get a gun and shoot the motherfarker?

are the gays really gay, or gay for pay like this poor dude was? sounds like an even worse situation than what the Elmo accuser found himself in with his pre-Elmo lover.

Men are assholes. They're assholes to women lovers, and they're assholes to male lovers. That old man was in the wrong to cut it off with the dude he was sexually harassing and sexually blackmailing while in a foreign country. He thought he was going to get over on the control games. Well, now he's dead.

Fk him.

/no sympathy for dudes who abuse other people
//the old man was an abuser
///the casting couch is abuse


You're making a lot of assumptions there
 
2012-12-02 04:18:39 PM  

maggoo: cygnusx13: Umm. If you're a dude and you suck cack, you're gay.

There's a thing called gay for pay.

Case in point: just because one of those gay republicans marries a woman and has a bunch of kids, that doesn't mean they are any straighter than Liberace.



And the fact that most women aren't lesbians, yet porn seems to suggest they're 60% lesbian, and the rest bisexual.
 
2012-12-02 08:01:48 PM  

jaytkay: fusillade762: What about Versace?

Versace was murdered by a 20-something man known for taking money from older men for sex.


*thatsthejoke.gif*
 
2012-12-02 11:28:37 PM  

Big Ramifications: That's what made it absurd [funny absurd?]. You'd say the punch line in a Pepe Le Pew voice. This is a 6 year old mimicking the accent of a sex-starved Frenchman, telling an [imaginary] woman to take of her bra. Crikey! We should have been punished.


I see.

The only joke I remember from my childhood days:

Q: What do you call a poo with a hole in its top hat?
A: A poor poo.

/Ba-dum-tshh.
 
2012-12-02 11:36:01 PM  

filter: BesiktasBoy83: Last comment for mcmadness. Also before you jump on me I know he was homasexual but many have a normal life with family and only become homasexual late on in they're life. My uncle did this he has 4 children. Very unhappy situation.

How does someone 'become' homosexual? Was it something he ate?


It happens when the Gay Bandidos strike.
 
2012-12-02 11:39:13 PM  

cygnusx13: If you're a dude and you suck cack, you're gay.


No.

It would be closer to the truth to say, "If you're a dude and you WANT TO suck cack, you're gay."
 
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